The Cool Stanley Parable RP

louie exited bus 2 first and stepped out onto the dirt with suitcase in hand

15:31

hey guys!!!

15:31

come on out

OOPS- chai’s bags are splayed all on the ground. they make an attempt to stack them.

Yahoo~ We're here too!

good good

Hey, guys! “Hi… yawn”

once everyones off the bus ill lead us to the firepit-

15:32

hey bug!

tbh epically hops out of the hole in the window chai punched.

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“mmmrrg…” Hey, Louie.

[Florence cautiously takes a step onto the dirt.]

hey you came!!

15:33

good for you

[...and then they look around. Hooooly shit.]

15:33

[Florence absent-mindedly waves toward Louie as they take in the Beauty of Nature™️.]

2

(THE OREGON TRAIL!!)

moni clumsly stepped out, yawning

tbh starts scratching at (and eating) the dirt and rocks.

649 and 524 exit the bus

247 stepped out of the bus, looking up at the trees and squinting his eyes. He looked very, very pale, must not get out too often. He tried to look for 'Sheerl', knowing she would be important to talk to first, or at least after the bonfire.

everyone grab you're stuff we're heading straight for the firepit!!!!!!

spooctus gets his medkit and the lunch box

[Florence is once again absolutely transfixed by... everything. The sunlight filtering through the trees. The sound of the birds. The Outdoors Smell™️.]

im hungyyy

[Sheryl finally releases Oliver of his restraints.] C'mon Oli out you go. [They give a little shove to Oliver.] Be free my sweet summer child. Do human things and explore nature....

5

aahhhghhh chai struggles to pick up their bags, but theyre strong enough.

649 is cringing so hard rn. he hates being outside

hey does anyone have snacks

I do!

i brought some bacon

15:35

but it's raw

[Wait a minute, what was that about "grabbing stuff"?]

we can cook it later

spooctus gets an idea

15:35

?roll d20

oh wait i brought crackers

@señor fbi You rolled 19

(W)

(very w

[Well. Florence didn't have any stuff? So...]

señor fbi

i brought some bacon

tbh runs up to spooctus with the pan’s handle in.. mouth.

shed reach into her back and pull out some crackers, eating them

spooctus pulls out a bacon strip, and heats it up with his finger

cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)

[Sheryl finally releases Oliver of his restraints.] C'mon Oli out you go. [They give a little shove to Oliver.] Be free my sweet summer child. Do human things and explore nature....

Oliver grumbles. He squints at how absolutely bright everything was. He sticks close to Sheryl, still wary of everything and everyone.

this takes 2 minutes

He was on the last bus step, staring down at the ground... he's never seen before

señor fbi

spooctus pulls out a bacon strip, and heats it up with his finger

eeww whats that smell?

spooctus we're heading to a firepit

bacon

in a second

table! (326/649/656)

649 is cringing so hard rn. he hates being outside

524 is just standing with richard. he is just really disgusted.

okay fine

15:36

ted!!

Rose and Bug are close to Sheryl and Oliver, so Buggy pats the poor guy

tbh drops the pan and runs back to louie’s side.

434 then slooooowwwllllyy stepped onto the ground

Sonya hopped off the bus, getting on the trail before going on a bit wayward so she could apply sunscreen without bothering the others on the trip.

too late the bacon is crispy alredy

whats up teddy

(my grandpa just started cooking bacon)

spooctus hands a piece to monika want some?

(AE

He didn't look up... he was scared about what's in front of him

[As Florence takes everything in, the smell of bacon hits their nose.] "What is that?" [They say quietly before turning their attention back toward the group.]

(THIS POOR MAN-)

no thanks i got crackers

bug "rose"

Rose and Bug are close to Sheryl and Oliver, so Buggy pats the poor guy

Oliver slightly jumps at the sudden touch, but doesn't hate it.

TED!

can i have one?

shed run over and help him

15:37

its new aint it

Alph walks over to the group, a small pouch at their waist. Of course they brought a bag of holding, what wizard wouldn't?

“yippie!! yippiee!!” tbh waves they nubs at spooctus in a standing-ish position.

3

You okay, Oliver?

(tbh

Both of his hands were on his bag, shaking slightly, he backed up from Monika.. clearly he needs some time

oh

15:37

a pan

15:37

thanks!

aww the lil stinker likes you spooctus

oh...

15:37

okay

[489 and eros get off the boss] 489: "oh wow..seems really nice here..." "mhm..."

shed sit and wait for ted to take it all in

señor fbi

thanks!

tbh bows.

NOAH (HE/HIM)

tbh bows.

(bows too hard, smashes face into ground (edited)

bug "rose"

You okay, Oliver?

Oliver adjusts his glasses as a reflex. "I'll be fine. Hopefully. I'm just not used to uh..." Oliver gestures vaguely at everything."All of this, yknow? I don't go out very much."

649 just looks at the ground. too many people...

Alphonse!

(bows too hard, smashes face into ground (edited)

(NO)

Null makes their way over, adjusting their jacket.

heya null

15:38

is everyone out?

He took a deep breath, before slowly looking up from the ground, seeing everything in front of him .... Yep he wants to get back on the bus, he twitched some more..

louie (203 & 616)

is everyone out?

Mhm~! Seems like it. (edited)

louie (203 & 616)

heya null

"Greetings." They 'smile'

ace is there. laying face down on the ground because they suck at teleporting good (they teleproted into that position)

so when do we start walking?

he waves back to null

Alph looks around, a smile on his face. It's been a while.

Yeah, I get that. “Introverts for liiiife~”

Rika Sakura

He took a deep breath, before slowly looking up from the ground, seeing everything in front of him .... Yep he wants to get back on the bus, he twitched some more..

[eros went up to ted] "hey bud, you ok?.."

[Florence looks down at the ground. They instinctually kick a pebble that's in front of their foot.]

((DAD TIM-))

i think hes scared

Garrison was not seen exiting, but he's somehow already staring Everyone else down from afar.

[Have they really been blind to this their entire life?]

bug "rose"

Yeah, I get that. “Introverts for liiiife~”

Oliver smiles at this. "Haha. Good to know I'm not alone on this one." Oliver feels a little reassured.

i supose we just have to follow #the-trail right?

señor fbi

so when do we start walking?

right now! louie starts walking down the trail

I’m an extroverted introvert!~

Null follows after Louie.

Toast had spotted 666, noting what they look like, and nodded to himself. Alright, this is good, now to wait until everything calms down...

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LAST TO GET THERE IS A ROTTEN EGG!!

come on people!!

spooctus starts running down #the-trail

bug "rose"

I’m an extroverted introvert!~

“a what?” chai looks up at them.

649 looks back up, and tries to see who he knows there as the group starts walking 524 walks beside him

O- oh—

NOAH (HE/HIM)

“a what?” chai looks up at them.

A forced extrovert.

He was frozen still... then staring at Eros, having this nervous look I..I'm.. s...scared... 434 then looked at everyone else who is following Louie... his legs were shaking

Delta puts an arm around Florence, looking down to flori. Unusually, her gaze from within the mask isn't malicious. ...You ready? (edited)

Alph stays quiet, but follows with a smile. They were simply happy to be in the world again, without the fear of recapture. It was nice.

SPOOCTUS you're gonna trip

[666 follows Louie. They smile threateningly at Oliver to follow. No escape. Cmere you dumb introvert.]

trevor runs onto the trail, huffing and puffing everyone!? Hello?!

1

shed hug ted

louie (203 & 616)

SPOOCTUS you're gonna trip

(Roling for tripping -7 he trips)

Curllum

trevor runs onto the trail, huffing and puffing everyone!? Hello?!

HOLY SHIT ??)

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 1

9

5

6

5

1

tbh travels at the same pace as louies. ace and chai also start heading down the trail, ace being way faster than everyone else, despite speedwalking.

Bug and Rose follow Olly.

bug "rose"

Bug and Rose follow Olly.

(OLLY AH

❤️ ) (edited)

(he trips and dies again

3

(hey, you’re the one with the Bugaboo)

HEELP)

spooctus slips and hits his knee pretty bad

(im going to kiss olver on the mouth))

2

(Uhuhuhuh) Izel just literally dragging June along and following everyone ig lmao

286 luckily finished applying sunscreen and followed after Louie on the trail. She looked so happy to be out on the trip. Granted, she was allowed to have her hair down for once and her walking boots actually came in handy for once.

he lands on a bunch of tiny rocks

louie caught up to spooctus

15:42

told you

Zara

Delta puts an arm around Florence, looking down to flori. Unusually, her gaze from within the mask isn't malicious. ...You ready? (edited)

(heyyy. they/them. actually i think every time that this happens im just gonna start reacting with floor

if thats ok)

(that works better)

2

tbh keeps licking the ground.

señor fbi

he lands on a bunch of tiny rocks

dark souls game over screen)

(Tad late)

Ted then looked down at Monika... he still isn't moving from his spot... this is... alot for this man to take in

assiel (florence + axel)

(heyyy. they/them. actually i think every time that this happens im just gonna start reacting with floor

if thats ok)

(i think zara is saying 'her' as in delta, not florence

(idk what to make my characters do because they know nobody (and everyones just talkin in their groups (grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

uhhh

15:43

my leg is kinda hurt

15:43

good thing i brought the medkit

(WAIT

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 1

7

5

6

4

(NVM

Rika Sakura

Ted then looked down at Monika... he still isn't moving from his spot... this is... alot for this man to take in

its okey

( missied it

spooctus fails self medication

15:43

louie

(don’t tell at me assiel

could you help a bit

(I see I see

trevor finally runs up to everyone I’m… huff so sorry I’m late… puff

table! (326/649/656)

(idk what to make my characters do because they know nobody (and everyones just talkin in their groups (grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(does any1 want to talk to my silly man... maybe...

Null leaned down to spooctus. "Do you wish to be carried? I fear walking might hurt."

Rika Sakura

He was frozen still... then staring at Eros, having this nervous look I..I'm.. s...scared... 434 then looked at everyone else who is following Louie... his legs were shaking

"oh i see, hey-..dw i can keep u company if u want" [he pat his head like a father figure]

15:44

((D A D ))

[Florence is immediately startled by the presence of... an arm around them. They slightly jump before craning their neck up to look at... Delta. Of course.] "...Yeah. I guess."

yea i suppose

yes please [hope he doesn't throw me]

table! (326/649/656)

(does any1 want to talk to my silly man... maybe...

(yippee

table! (326/649/656)

(does any1 want to talk to my silly man... maybe...

(you can walk next to me and Rose!)

tbh starts eating every stray weed and pinecone and pebble they see in their way. Yum!

3

louie reaches down to spooctus and helps bandage him up

louie (203 & 616)

louie reaches down to spooctus and helps bandage him up

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 8

3

(bro has the WORST luck rn

that probably should do

shed stay by ted

chai keeps dropping a bag on top of their stack and has to stop and pick it back up each time.

señor fbi

yes please [hope he doesn't throw me]

Null waits a moment for Louie to finish, before picking spooctus up in one hand. "Alert me if you wish to be put down."

Alph sees the two employees together, intrigued by the man's expression of utter disdain. He walks over. "Hey, I don't think we've met before...?"

alright!

…

trevor runs over to louie So… what I miss?

louie chuckles a bit at null

[Florence untangles themself from Delta's grasp and starts to walk off in the direction that the group is headed.]

-trevor?

15:46

where you been?

TREVOR!!!

señor fbi

yes please [hope he doesn't throw me]

btw null uses they/them only)

i thought you weren't coming

…Oliver, are you okay?

I… uh… Forgot

coca cola espuma

btw null uses they/them only)

(mb)

okay....

15:46

well hi!

Alphonse!

Alph sees the two employees together, intrigued by the man's expression of utter disdain. He walks over. "Hey, I don't think we've met before...?"

649 looks over to them, and realizes "oh shit. thats the infirmary guy" "uhm... no we havent..."

Rika Sakura

He was frozen still... then staring at Eros, having this nervous look I..I'm.. s...scared... 434 then looked at everyone else who is following Louie... his legs were shaking

"oh i see, hey-..dw i can keep u company if u want" [he pat his head like a father figure]

Hey… he’s absolutely wrecked, he had to sprint all the way here

Curllum

I… uh… Forgot

"That is okay, but my only question is how did you manage to get here?" Null tilts their head downwards at him.

”When were you here? Employee 8-6-4..?” “Shut. Been here, and this loser right here tried barricading his fucking office door, but that didn’t stop me.” .....please, i dont want to be here, the sun burns... “Too fucking bad. You need it, emo.” ”Hey now, remember what I said in the lounge?” “Yeah-yeah.”

3

bug "rose"

…Oliver, are you okay?

Oliver was definitely not okay. "There's a lot of people here. Seriously uh, I'll be fine." At least he had some friends that he knew here..

Toast waited until everyone was far on the trail before he started walking himself. He needs the quiet, absolutely. He had to plan things out, decide, plan, decide. He soon would have to begin on what he has been working up to, finally, he was here.

we're just heading down the trail to the firepit right now

table! (326/649/656)

649 looks over to them, and realizes "oh shit. thats the infirmary guy" "uhm... no we havent..."

"Well, it's nice to meet you. The name's Alph, you got a name to give?"

i think we're about half way there

MAGICBUNNYSTAR

"oh i see, hey-..dw i can keep u company if u want" [he pat his head like a father figure]

i will too!

…do you want a butterscotch?

Alphonse!

"Well, it's nice to meet you. The name's Alph, you got a name to give?"

"Richard..."

I just saw the sign for the ranger station

brain getting confused too many conversations at once)

coca cola espuma

"That is okay, but my only question is how did you manage to get here?" Null tilts their head downwards at him.

I… ran…

Delta sighs and follows after, catching up with the others.

table! (326/649/656)

"Richard..."

(dick)

2

They kept their head low as she walked on the trail, trying to stick back with the group but try to get to the campsite so she could set up her tent.

table! (326/649/656)

"Richard..."

(oh, so dick?

2

(rose is listening to misery x cpr)

(WHAT CORRELATION DOES RICHARD HAVE WITH DICK IM SO CONFUSED (edited)

MonikaTheLesbian

(WHAT CORRELATION DOES RICHARD HAVE WITH DICK IM SO CONFUSED (edited)

(the short form of the name richard is dick. look it up

15:48

(real

table! (326/649/656)

(the short form of the name richard is dick. look it up

(WHY

15:48

(I DONT sEE IT

oh wait

MonikaTheLesbian

(WHY

(look it up

“yippiee!” tbh has attached theyselv to louies head. they are a great jumper..?

i think i see the firepit coming up

bug "rose"

…do you want a butterscotch?

"Sure. Why not. Thanks." Oliver's face slightly warms at this. He accepts the butterscotch.

oh i see it!

table! (326/649/656)

"Richard..."

Alph pauses for a moment. Of course he thought of the nickname immediately. "I see! Are you excited for the trip?" He adjusts the collar of his awesome shirt.

Curllum

I… ran…

"All the way over here...? I worry you may collapse, this is a great distance from the office."

[Florence can't help but continue to take in... everything. The crunch of gravel beneath their feet... the way the breeze feels on their skin... the seemingly endless forest before them. Crazy.]

MonikaTheLesbian

(I DONT sEE IT

(penis)

SPOILER

assiel (florence + axel)

[Florence can't help but continue to take in... everything. The crunch of gravel beneath their feet... the way the breeze feels on their skin... the seemingly endless forest before them. Crazy.]

(florence is ZOOTED on nature

)

2

MAGICBUNNYSTAR

"oh i see, hey-..dw i can keep u company if u want" [he pat his head like a father figure]

... - He looked back at Eros ...O...okay.... 434 then looked back at the ground, slowly taking a step.. this poor guy is literally like a baby taking first steps

Alphonse!

Alph pauses for a moment. Of course he thought of the nickname immediately. "I see! Are you excited for the trip?" He adjusts the collar of his awesome shirt.

"Not really... whoever that manager in the group chat was forced me to go..."

table! (326/649/656)

(penis)

(i dont get it

Rose, Bug, and Oliver are all butterscotch fans. Good to know.

bug "rose"

Rose, Bug, and Oliver are all butterscotch fans. Good to know.

(oliver has a huge sweet tooth.)

(hey im gonna be 100% honest here can we maybe keep a majority of the ooc talk in #out-of-character-chat because it kinda makes it harder for me to parse everything LOL)

8

6

Rika Sakura

... - He looked back at Eros ...O...okay.... 434 then looked back at the ground, slowly taking a step.. this poor guy is literally like a baby taking first steps

YEAH! LETS GO!

MonikaTheLesbian

(i dont get it

(hard to explain idk

?roll d20

@Rika Sakura You rolled 20

5

3

(EYYY HE'S WALKING FINE.)

15:50

(HE'S NOT GONNA TRIP ON ANNYTHINNGG.)

YAY!!!

((DAD FIGURE U SAY.))

3

AAA) (edited)

MAGICBUNNYSTAR

((DAD FIGURE U SAY.))

(OMFG-)

table! (326/649/656)

"Not really... whoever that manager in the group chat was forced me to go..."

"Ahh, how unfortunate. At least you're out though; you seem pretty used to nature, unlike... well, a lot of the people here."

are we there yet?

(EE MONIKA WITH A PACI IN A BABY CARRIER IM DEAD

(The little sad Ted ;-;)

señor fbi

are we there yet?

"No, I believe not."

(YES

señor fbi

are we there yet?

Here we are~ #extinguished-firepit

LETS GO TO THE FIREPIT!!!

Alphonse!

"Ahh, how unfortunate. At least you're out though; you seem pretty used to nature, unlike... well, a lot of the people here."

"I only ever go fishing so... not much experience outside. I dont normally talk to people either, and those people are normally outside."

"Oh, nevermind."

ok drop me offnow

jumping up an down in excitement

thanks btw

After about 10 minutes of walking, nervous Ted noises, and pausing to try and take everything in... they finally get to the firepit

table! (326/649/656)

"I only ever go fishing so... not much experience outside. I dont normally talk to people either, and those people are normally outside."

"Well, at least you aren't taking your first steps into nature then." Alph enters the firepit area.

Toast had finally started arriving to see the empty firepit, he was thankful he got to enjoy little moments of silence before everything.

señor fbi

ok drop me offnow

i just realized you setn this i was distracted by the other channel let's just pretend that i said null put spooctus down)

shed sit at the trail

17:10

shed get tired of waiting an try to open a portal

17:11

?roll d20

@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 4

(CHECK GC

its close up dammit

17:12

shed try again

17:12

?roll d20

@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 18

shed walk through with her stuff, back to her office

back on the trail, louie headed for the gallows

walking along the trail, louie looks for somewhere to go

17:59

he thinks that a lake sounds really nice right about now and follows the path

stumbling his way back onto the trail, louie follows it to the firepit

(alph sees the group later and is like "why do you have so much st- where did you get that toilet."

MonikaTheLesbian

shed walk through with her stuff, back to her office

(hey hey hey what if you got there and dragged iris with you just an idea hmm)

(you can just appear and say you fell asleep on the second bus !!

18:41

(no one will mind

(this!!)

wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕]

(hey hey hey what if you got there and dragged iris with you just an idea hmm)

(WAYY too late buddy

(honestly i kinda want to do that but at the same time, i’m def afking a lot)

18:44

(like dude i just took like a two hour nap and woke up with a really bad headache. honestly might not be rp-ing much today lmao)

18:44

(yeah great timing huh /s)

(thats chill too! but feel free to pop in whener :D)

18:44

(wow i can spell.)

18:44

(:sob

(whener

)

(okay i need to get caught up first though hA-)

trevor walked onto the trail, looking for a place to clear him mind, he saw a sign pointing to a place called “the ranger station” (edited)

[Florence makes their way down the trail which is illuminated only by the full moon hanging in the sky. Needless to say, they are being extra careful to watch where they're going.]