The Cool Stanley Parable RP - the-ranger-station

The Cool Stanley Parable RP

team building exercise (event)(archived) / the-ranger-station

a ranger station that resides at the end of a branching path from the trail. there is always at least one park ranger in here equipped with weapons and help if worst comes to worst. however, their close proximity means they can see a lot of the things that happen in the woods around them - which may prove inconvenient for anyone causing trouble. However, they all died

(omg the desc (no troubl

from their watchtower, the rangers are able to see a fight breaking out and rush over to stop it

trevor climbs up into the station, it’s completely empty, but it has a nice view, he leans on the balcony and looks out over the dark horizon

20:05

he looks towards the sky An… angel?

20:05

he collapsed onto his knees and started sobbing

(Man’s been crying for 10 minutes

( :(

trevor walks out of the station It’s getting dark, I should head back he heads towards the smoke stack

(There'd be rangers here but sheryl killed them all so)

(Yaayyy free weapons!)

23:01

(Ted in a dress with a gun.)

oh wow dude

(drunk.)

this place is awesome

Yoooooo-

they have ac

Ted coughs up some beer, feeling a bit better

23:01

ugghh..

THEY HAVE A FRIDGE!!

-

pleasehavebeerpleasehavebeer

.o.

23:02

(ROLL FOR BEER)

23:02

?roll d20

@Rika Sakura You rolled 12

(theres a 6 pack)

YOOOOOOOOOO

YEAH BITCH!!

23:03

spooctus locks his eye on the confiscated items locker

shed find a rangers station after being lost for two minutes

uh oh dude

Ted fucking downs another beer

let's hide

TED NO!

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 1

?roll d20

@Rika Sakura You rolled 16

Ted hid

23:04

He good

23:04

Good hider (edited)

shed try snatching the beer (edited)

spooctus, in his drunkness, hides behind a hat rack

TED PLEASE

23:04

...what is this?

Ted is in a dress.. and had two beers

shed snatch the beers

23:05

ted your druunk

Nooooo shhiiiiittt...

you gave me two separate heart attacks

23:05

were going to the camp

monika you're no fun

shed grab his arm in a tight grip

he's a grown man he can hic get drunk and put on dresses

hed so drunk hed get hurt spooct

But.... monnniiii... Hic

lets go

23:06

shed drag huis ass to the tents

spooctus attempts to conjure a knockout spell

23:07

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 16

he knocks out both ted and monika, but gets pretty tired

frim like 1 mile away dont you fucking dare

23:07

(too late

señor fbi

he knocks out both ted and monika, but gets pretty tired

(OH SH-)

uhhh

23:08

hell yeah!!

23:08

spooctus atttempts to wake up ted

23:08

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 10

(Does this do the trick)

23:09

spooctus, in his drunk allucinations, doesnt notice monika and ted are gone

23:09

he was attempting to wake up a rug

(dumbass

trevor walks up the ranger tower Finally, some peace and- Goddamnit

at least i have accesss to you

23:09

spooctus opens up the confiscated items locker

Spooctus? Hey? Buddy?

23:10

he waves his hand in front of his face You good?

[GET

GET

]

23:10

spooctus puts his hand on trevors face

23:10

sh

23:10

he runs off into the darkness

Oh- I- uhm…

23:10

Alright…

23:11

someone’s been drinking bleach

23:11

trevor looks out over the horizon, he then pulls out a bottle of bleach and takes a swig

23:11

I need to get my mind off all this stuff… he drinks another full bottle

23:11

then another

23:11

then another

23:12

then some dish washing liquid

23:12

then another bottle of bleach

23:12

before finishing off with, wouldn’t you guess it, another bottle of bleach

(Trevor gonna get drunk on bleach)

(It wouldn’t be a first

23:12

(This has happened before

23:13

(And when he did last time, he passed out and called sheryl a bitch

23:13

Hoooooooo! Yeah!

23:14

he slams the bottle down

23:14

Yeeeeessssssssssssssss… I could run… A MILE, ALL THE WAY TO THE OFFICE AND BACK, 10 TIMES

23:14

he sprints down the staircase

23:14

?roll d20

@Curllum You rolled 5

he doesn’t even get onto the road, he trips on the stairs and falls flat on his face, passing out

23:16

?roll d20

@Curllum You rolled 1

(bruh

23:17

he doesnt wake up, somehow he gets even more drunk

23:17

(screw it, trevor dies this way, the end

(WHEEZE BRUHHHH XDD)

?roll d20

@Curllum You rolled 14

he wakes up

23:20

where the- hell?

23:20

?roll d20

@Curllum You rolled 17

hes not drunk anymore

23:20

actually, screw it, hes still drunk

23:20

(cos its funny

(YAY JOIN THE DRUNK-)

oh my god...

23:25

is that the ebony queen he points to a tall tree

23:26

oh my god it is

23:26

he attempts to punch the tree down

23:26

?roll d20

@Curllum You rolled 13

the tree falls EVIL... VANQUISHED...

23:26

yey

23:26

oh my god

23:26

theres more of them

23:26

?roll d20

@Curllum You rolled 17

he destroys all the trees around him and enters the forest

WE'RE HERE!!!

ha, see all these trees i killed?

23:44

i told you i was STRONG

23:44

i mean, ebony queens

23:44

not- not trees

23:44

he drools a little

WHERE THE HOES AT

the farm, silly...

you dumb

23:46

tregor

noooooooo

23:46

stop

23:47

do you know magic??

23:47

HAH

23:47

didnt think so

HATE TOU!!!!

23:47

I’m ……

23:47

uhhhh

23:47

chapter 3 (edited)

well im chapter DONE! you loser...

on. the book

23:47

HEY!

23:47

ILL YOUR kill

we're here brosss

im gonna... stab something

Ted walked in strutting in his fucking dress

AYYYY

23:48

teddd!!!!

23:48

yuouu

23:48

loookk so good

TEDDY BOYYYY

look theres a watch tower over there

Look at... this.... bitchhhesss! He posed

i- i think im gay now...

ted why don't you go over there and be a princess

23:48

like those tales

YOOOOO GOOD IDE- Hic IDEA!

no... i still like women he blushes

YOU fabbous

Ted then full on sprinted to the watch tower

23:49

Soon as he got to the top: (edited)

spooctus looks up at the tower

ANYWAYS! i- i dibs on the horse he transforms into a horse

WHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

23:49

WHATaaaaaa

but it has a human, trevor like face

oh great princess... please pull your hair down so i may climb!

SOMEONE FU... FUCKING SAVE MEEEEEE Ted is being dramatic

hey guys... im a horse

you are the scariest person.

NEIIIIGGGHHHHH

I know

I'M GONNA SAVE YOU DON'T WORRY!!

TED FSLL INTO MY ARMS ILL CAthg you!!

spooctus revs up the chainsaw and starts running up the stairs

CATTCH

23:50

hic

I'M COMINGG!!!

Ted literally doing this pose at the top of the watch tower

23:50

Image attachment

FALL IN!!!

SPOOCTUS CUTS THE DOOR IN HALF (edited)

23:51

i'm here my princess

23:51

and now

23:51

we kiss

noooooo! land on my trampoline! he froms into a trampoline bouncy fun time

BOUNCY!!!!

Ted drunk ass face blushes Yooooo..

23:51

(Ted is so gay.)

23:51

(dear god.)

louie got on and did 20 backflips

23:51

YAY

YOOOOOO

23:52

theres a full on mouth on this trampoline

ok! that was fun

Curllum

theres a full on mouth on this trampoline

delete this message

let's go over to the forest!!!

okay! he turns human again and walks into the forest

#the-woods ))

louie mid bounce when Trevor transforms and falls on his ass

... Ted was still on top of the tower

23:53

WHERE THE F....FUCK IS THE... E...EXIT-

23:53

Hic

teddd if you fall I will

23:53

catch youupy

YOU BETTER hic CATCH ME MANN!

23:53

He did a running start

23:53

?roll d20

@Rika Sakura You rolled 13

(it’s good

23:53

louie catches him

YOOOO LOUIE CAUGHT HIM

23:54

T..thanks duuuudee :D

aayeeessss!!

You hear trevor shout from the woods KISSS

I WILL TELL YOUR DAD TRVORE

23:54

GO AWAY

(TRVORE)

They Arrive.

21:38

that sounded ominous)

((sound like a movie trailer voice there))

can i just say they found a spear bc i wish for spear narry so bad spanklebop

spanklebop

)

((Pls do,,,)

spear

"Found one." Alph hums, tossing it over to Narrator. The tall man dusts it off, seeing as it hadn't been used in a long while. "This will work."

trevor climbs up the ranger tower

21:54

he takes a seat, observing the view

(bro alph would be so mad he was lookin for yall and you jsut went where he came from

/lh

(Trevors just absorbing the view alone, man’s needs to destress

22:01

trevor observes the island on the middle of the lake (edited)

22:01

That place looks nice he makes his way to it

hed've also seen a point of uncanny, glowing light in the woods. (edited)

this light catches him off guard Is- I need to revisit that later he marks down the location of the light on his map, but at the moment, he just needs to relax

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