The Cool Stanley Parable RP - the————

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

WHAT

18:32

DONT KNOCk

18:32

hold on

does anyone live here?

Are we punching the door now?

oh my goodness

18:32

TREVOR DONT

18:32

oh my god

trevor punches the door down

18:32

?roll d20

@Curllum You rolled 17

JESUS CHRIST

HEY

DONT DO THAT

it flys into the opposing wall

what if someone lives here dude

dear lord

18:32

trevor

Then I’ll fix it, plus, it’s open now, right?

...

18:33

come on lets just go insisde

we're intruding a home

18:33

not cool

louie starts stealing everything not nailed down

trevor attempts to rip the toilet out of the ground and steal it

woo

?roll d20

@Curllum You rolled 16

he steals it

lets go!!

18:34

louie runs out of the cabin with his stolen goods

Louie, help me cram it in the briefcase

what no

18:34

don't steal what you cant carry

18:34

come on

18:34

he runs off past spooctus (edited)

trevor runs out, toilet under his arm

what if this is a poor family's home

18:35

and they're out for their father's funeral

Sounds like a them problem

1

18:35

trevor follows behind louie

spooctus leaves a note behind "sorry"

trevor leaves a note below it I’m not

18:36

signed trevor

18:37

(Back into #the-woods ?

(Idk)

(12+ for chainsaw)

18:46

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 1

4

(OMG

(He finds a butter knife

(he finds a spiders

2

i'll look again

1

18:46

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 4

3

:SKULL:

(No way

it has to he somewhere around here

(He finds scissors

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 8

3

maybe under the cabinet?

(He finds safety scissors

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 16

1

spooctus finds a chainsaw and revs it up

(random event let’s go

20:37

?roll d20

@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 20

the cabin does not catch on fire

20:37

in fact, all the spiders and bugs just kinda leave

spooctus walks into the cabin

21:29

do they have more alcohol here

21:29

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 13

spooctus finds some "rubbing alcohol" and drinks it

21:31

he then turns on the tv and watches dumb ads

("hm ive never heard of the brand isopropyl. hope it tastes good") (edited)

spooctus is living life at its max

21:35

THIS SUCKS!!

21:36

spooctus leaves the cabin ands throws the remote at the tv (edited)

[Eventually Florence stumbles upon the cabin. Huh. Cool!]

21:42

[It's clearly abandoned, but Florence still decides to take caution when opening the door and peering inside. Nobody inside... but the TV is still on. Huh.]

21:43

[So this is what being in a house feels like. Weird.]

spooctus knocks on the door

(The TV freaking b r o k e-) (edited)

(Its broken but its still on)

[Florence decides to explore a bit before eventually coming across-] "WH-" [Florence jumps about a foot in the air at the sound of knocking.]

21:44

[They whip around... only to see Spooctus and Ted outside. Oh. Okay.] "...Come in, I guess?"

have at you ted spooctus points at the office

Ted was looking at the cabin from the outside... wondering what it was.. guessing it was a cabin.. since Spooctus said so..

(Did you guys forget that Trevor kicked the door down and into the opposing wall?

21:45

(There is no door

i'll go use the bathroom

(Huh. yeah i guess i did)

(WHEEZE NO DOOR HERE.)

oh right

Curllum

trevor attempts to rip the toilet out of the ground and steal it

...

21:45

i'll go outside

Ted went right to the TV, turning it off, then he took the tools back out of his bag, going to work on the TV

(well lets just pretend there was another door or something. in the back. idk.)

(Trevor took off the toilet seat door and made it the door to the cabin

(Florence meeting Ted PCfeelslaprasman

IT'S HAPPENING.)

[Florence just kinda stood there awkwardly as Spooctus and Ted came inside.]

21:46

(ITS HAPPENINGGG AND THIS TIME WITHOUT THE SHOEBILL PROXY)

(FINALLY FLORENCE GETS TO MEET THE MAN WHO LITERALLY WAS MADE IN THE OFFICE.)

(louie stole a bunch of appliances and loose items

... Ted paused ...

[Florence finally speaks up.] "...Ted, is it?"

Some things are missing- Ted perked up, hearing Florence, then turning to them Uh... yes... He nodded, before going back to the TV

i'm back!

Spooctus we... got a problem...

what is it

We're... missing some things....

21:48

(Flashback to Louie stealing things)

you know what

21:48

i'll just hit it

21:48

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 11

(It worked!!)

Waityoushouldn'tdoth-

[Florence turns away - clearly this wasn't a good time to talk. Ted was busy. They decide to keep exploring the cabin.]

the tv back to normal

(Florence my dude- Ted isn't busy... now. XD)

SUPER PRANKS is playing on the tv

21:49

grab a seat ted

21:49

this is super funny

Huh.. what... what do ya know.. 434 got up, putting the tools away

i know how to

21:50

punch

[...Or not. Suddenly, the sound of the TV catches their ear. They turn around. Huh.]

... And kick.. -v-.....

21:50

He looked annoyed looking at Spooctus (edited)

come on florence

21:51

i'll grab something from kitchen

21:51

you 2 can watch super pranks

[Florence blinked.] "Uh, alright." [They took a seat... somewhere.] (IDK is there a couch or something)

(Yeah)

(ok cool)

21:52

[Florence sits on the armrest of the couch, refusing to sit normally for some reason.]

spooctus gets a bag of chips and some soda from a somehow functioning fridge

(I'm guessing Florence might've heard Garrison nerd out about Ted since he's been making a whole doc for the man.)

21:52

@Zara )

(TED AND FLORENCE GET TO EXPERIENCE THE AMERICAN DREAM ARC)

(HMM maybe idk. florence doesnt particularly enjoy interacting with garrison but maybe it came up at some point)

21:53

[Florence looks over at Spooctus.] "What's all that?"

spooctus then grabs a bowl and puts it on the somewhat standing table

(he's a great listener. Even when he's seemingly not around.)

it's junk food

21:53

it's great don't listen to the name

"Huh. Okay."

Ted just looked at the soda and chips, dear god he's never ate those before... ...?

SUPER PRANKS include footage of a guy landing on a banana peel and tripping, then slowmode, then with 20000 sfx

Ted watched the TV, slowly tilting his head before finally getting it, laughing

(Spooctus teaches ted about zoomer memes)

(N O-)

señor fbi

SUPER PRANKS include footage of a guy landing on a banana peel and tripping, then slowmode, then with 20000 sfx

(vine sonicboom goes off, decimating local wildlife and knocking down the trees within a mile radius

3

[Florence takes one (1) chip and takes a bite.] "Hm. Pretty good, actually."

"Next up on SUPER PRANKS a guy gets into a building Everyone is dressed as pirates...."

21:57

AD BREAK

21:57

i can't wait for this to resume

21:57

here ted

...?

want a chip?

His head tilted U..uh.. sure...?? Ted reached for a chip, trying it ...? Ted.. sort of liked it... sort of (edited)

21:58

...Smores are better...

let me get a glass real quick

[Florence decides to take a sip of soda.] "...Huh. Good, but not as good as m-" [Florence cuts themself off before they can finish that phrase.]

(Milk?

)

(MOTOR OIL. LOL)

(XDDD)

here ted

22:00

i got you a glass

22:00

server yourself up some soda

..? Ted grabs the glass

22:00

(Oh no I think I see where this is heading.. lets see if Ted fails or not.)

22:00

?roll d20

@Rika Sakura You rolled 20

1

(YAYYY GOOD JOB TED)

22:01

Ted successfully opened a soda!

22:01

He then poured it into the glass, taking a tiny sip .....

22:01

(Wait what type of soda is this-)

(coke)

"I see why we have a vending machine in the employee lounge now."

...Hmm... yum... 434 then began to drink the whole thing in the glass

should i tell moni to join us?

22:03

oh hey look

22:03

super jokers is playing again

Rika Sakura

...Hmm... yum... 434 then began to drink the whole thing in the glass

(Normal drinking.. or chugging..)

22:03

?roll d20

@Rika Sakura You rolled 4

(Normal drinking. Fine.)

" today i will walk into my office... There's "pirates" here?? FART SFX "

- Ted paused his drinking, he thought to himself: "What the-", then it hit him, he then spits out the soda, cracking up laughing

spooctus rolfs (edited)

[Florence doesn't exactly find the TV show funny, but... they're just glad to be around people, at this point.]

2

(Ted literally being a child just because of a fart joke.)

22:08

Ted coughed slightly

the tv glitches and its constantly looping on the fart sfx

2

(omg

(Oh dear god Ted is gonna fucking die-)

[Florence was just starting to get comfortable... and then they could feel another headache coming on. Oh, shit. They immediately get up and run outside. Nobody needed to see what would happen next.]

2

22:09

(random florence event)

wait! it was just getting better

Ted bursted out in laughter, twitching slightly while laughing

[And then it hit. Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, this hurt more than anything ever had in their life so far. Florence tried to repress their anguished noises as best as possible as they pressed their forehead up against a tree.]

22:11

[Of course there was probably no Tylenol around here. Hah.]

was it that funny? spooctus said while looking out the window

[To make matters worse, Florence had started coughing up that black... fluid again. Ew.]

The more he laughed.. the more unstable his voice became

[The sound of Ted's laughter twisted into an almost... demonic noise in Florence's head. Oh, Jesus. This was awful.]