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team building exercise (event)(archived) / obstacle-course
A perilous obstacle course made of steel, built to test the very limits of all that dare attempt surviving the Gauntlet of blades, saws, barbed wire, and flames.
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:34 PM
louie motions in the direction of the course
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Rose and Bug are… here. Ig. (edited)
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trevor runs over to the course
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:36 PM
louie runs over to the first obstacle, which was the tires
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Alph follows soon after, excited.
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:37 PM
tbh falls out of a tree. if you looked back to his previous location, he wouldnt be there.
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:37 PM
how do you...
16:37
okay
16:37
well lets get agoing fellas!!
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"Alright then!"
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MAGICBUNNYSTAR 24-Jun-22 04:37 PM
"??...."
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:37 PM
shed rush in with ted
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:37 PM
chai and ace walk over here, neither looking interested in it, and are just here to watch (im roleplaying tbh here ….)
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
SORRUY WERE LATE
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
Its okay!!
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
Wh-
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
ted its like a gym with freinds! (edited)
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What is this?
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
CAN YOU STOP DRAGGING ME AROUND MONI-
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
She doubted that she could complete the course in her current outfit with it being loose and thus, promptly started stripping.
💀 1
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
come on! he starts jumping around the tires
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louie (203 & 616)
ted its like a gym with freinds! (edited)
Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
Record scratch, hearing the word gym... finally... it broke through him
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~
She doubted that she could complete the course in her current outfit with it being loose and thus, promptly started stripping.
table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
(WHAT
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
....
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table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
(SORRY?
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~
She doubted that she could complete the course in her current outfit with it being loose and thus, promptly started stripping.
louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
HUH)
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:38 PM
shed try to follow but immediately tripped
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~
She doubted that she could complete the course in her current outfit with it being loose and thus, promptly started stripping.
MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
(PARDON???
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table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
(IM SORRY WHAT
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
what)
16:39
WHt.)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
tbh Boing Boing Boings around the tires in the same pattern as louie.
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table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
(PLEASE RESPOND EWHAT
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
i didn't sign up for this man)
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
Suddenly he blasted past Monika into the tires, holy shit he's actually doing something... alarmingly fast too
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
louie did not notice that
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~
She doubted that she could complete the course in her current outfit with it being loose and thus, promptly started stripping.
NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
tbh abruptly stopped and ran at sonya.
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
PLEASE ELABORATE PLEASE PELASDE PRLADE OEKADE)
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
she got stuck in the tired HELPPP ;-;
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table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
(SONYA PLEASE.
16:39
(ANSWER
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
“YIPPIE!!! YIPEEE!!??! EEEE!!!!!” (he is screaming)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:39 PM
even with a large head start, louie arrived to the 2nd obsctalce at the same time as ted: monkey bars
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
(🙂)
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table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
649 just watched. he was NOT up for this, at all
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MAGICBUNNYSTAR 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
[eros just stood there still confused,,,]
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
BRUH)
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~
(🙂)
table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
(WHY.
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Rose is participating. She is DEFINITELY participating. Bug isn’t
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~
(🙂)
MAGICBUNNYSTAR 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
4 k b r u h,,,,,,
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
tbh jumped back over to the course, now just behind the two others there.
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
monika is stuck in the tires
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
Ted cracked his shoulders. staring at the monkey bars... thinking about it's like gym...
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
STOP STONPPSNTOPS SOTPNSTOP)
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
(I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH)
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trevor decided to have a little bit of fun and turned his legs into a spring and started bouncing through the tires
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louie (203 & 616)
come on! he starts jumping around the tires
Alph laughs giddily, not noticing whats happening behind him. They go into the course, still laughing. He holds a hand on his hat to make sure it wouldn't fall off.
❤️ 1
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
HELPPP
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?roll d20
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@Curllum You rolled 10
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~
(I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH)
table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
(EXPLAINNNN
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
Then he went right to it, wow he's taking this very seriously
6712skstare 1
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:40 PM
louie quickly followed him
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he falls and can’t get back up
💔 4
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:41 PM
btw null isn't participating cuz the course is too small 😭 )
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wrong thing to reply to)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:41 PM
tbh starts biting the bars.
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Louie! Help!
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:41 PM
they both happen upon the next obstacle: a net that you have to use to climb over a wall
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table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:41 PM
649 is just standing close to the end area, watching
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:41 PM
monika is last, still stuck in the tire
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louie (203 & 616)
louie quickly followed him
Alph follows, a close third!
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:41 PM
louie could not hear trevor
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:41 PM
... He didn't even need a break on this one, going right up the wall
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:41 PM
trevor and monika are last
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:41 PM
(tbh is forth then)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
louie also makes suprisingly good time with this one, but on the way down notices something odd
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?roll d20
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@Curllum You rolled 5
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
hey ted
16:42
hold on
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
[Florence arrives and stares disapprovingly at the course before them. As usual.]
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
...Hm..?
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
tbh follows alph. teehee!
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
Turns out- She had clothes on under her outfit, leaving her in a tank top and shorts so as soon as she saw the TBH, she bolts through the first obstacle.
😭 1
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
look
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table! (326/649/656)
649 is just standing close to the end area, watching
table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
(he is fighting the urge to smoke right rn
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MonikaTheLesbian
monika is last, still stuck in the tire
coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
Null walks over, leaning down before picking Monika from the tire. "Are you okay?"
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
its a little pathway
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
“yippiee”
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
He looked over
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he tries to get up and just falls again, hitting his chin on the next tire
😭 1
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They climb quickly, stopping when the other two did.
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
thanks
16:42
im good
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"A path?"
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
[Sheryl's here as well~ They're just waiting for 247.]
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Rose is right behind whoever’s in first. Despite looking cute and innocent and weak, that girl is STRONG.
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
shed continue to the monkey bars
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
.... Now his curiosity is getting to him
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
theres a cave at the end it looks like
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MonikaTheLesbian
im good
coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
"That's good to hear." They put Monika down.
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:42 PM
“yipp?”
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Someone… help…
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:43 PM
shed immediatly slipp off within 4 bars
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:43 PM
Toast stands at the beginning of this course, looking over the tires with skeptical eyes. So many insects could be in there, oh whatever... "You ready? First one to the end." Should we roll to determine?)) (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:43 PM
WAAA!
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~
Toast stands at the beginning of this course, looking over the tires with skeptical eyes. So many insects could be in there, oh whatever... "You ready? First one to the end." Should we roll to determine?)) (edited)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:43 PM
(yes!) Ready as I can be. :) (edited)
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Slowly, Alph approaches the path. Cautiously.
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Hey, Sheryl and Oliver! How are you?
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:43 PM
shes not very sporty
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table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:43 PM
649 pulls out a lighter, and just stands there playing with it. bro has no clue what anyone is doing rn
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:43 PM
WRONG MSG)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:43 PM
tbh hangs on to alphs foot.
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:43 PM
SORRY)
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(so Rose is just full tomboy now ig)
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:43 PM
[Florence stands at the beginning of the course, still internally debating whether they should try it or not.]
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:43 PM
Alright, in he was off! Already trying out the tire obstacles.
16:44
?roll d20
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@~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ You rolled 14
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
shed try catching up with ted and louie, slippingt and falling many times
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
Ted literally did a backflip off the wall, landing on his feet before following Alph curiously
😭 1
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Curllum
Someone… help…
coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
Null notices Trevor, immediately picking him up. "Apologies, I was helping someone else."
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bug "rose"
Hey, Sheryl and Oliver! How are you?
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
Hiya there dear~ I'm well. Olivers just on the side if you wanna talk with him :)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
(im eating a popsicle)
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Dyno
@~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ You rolled 14
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
?roll d20
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@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) You rolled 8
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
Toast wasn't at his fastest pace, but he made it through without any mistakes.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
(sigh,)
🎉 1
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coca cola espuma
Null notices Trevor, immediately picking him up. "Apologies, I was helping someone else."
Thanks…
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
shed catch up eventually hey guyss
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
(rngjesus.)
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Curllum
Thanks…
coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
"No problem, but do be more careful."
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Rika Sakura
Ted literally did a backflip off the wall, landing on his feet before following Alph curiously
MAGICBUNNYSTAR 24-Jun-22 04:44 PM
eros:
16:45
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 04:45 PM
Screams escaped from her as she just went through the obstacles, wanting to get this over with. Where does she get her energy from? Terror.
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:45 PM
(Eros: THAT'S MY BOOOOYYY)
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~
Toast wasn't at his fastest pace, but he made it through without any mistakes.
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:45 PM
[Sheryl makes it through the course. Albeit with some trouble navigating it. Dumb tires. Why do humans enjoy this??]
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:45 PM
she was out of breath, covered in dirt
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:45 PM
HELP)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:45 PM
beyond the net wall, there was a obstacle where you had to jump across the tops of a lot of small wooden posts and after that was the last obstacle, a large 15 foot wall
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:45 PM
[Jesus, it was hot, though. Florence decided to take off their suit vest, carefully unbuttoning it and placing it off to the side on the ground. Ugh. It was going to get dirty, but where else would they put it?]
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MAGICBUNNYSTAR
eros:
MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:45 PM
(then eros watching monika fail several times*
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Bug, slow and steady, makes her way through the course. Rose finished ten minutes ago. (not literally)
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he hops through the rest of the tires and onto the net wall
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MonikaTheLesbian
(then eros watching monika fail several times*
MAGICBUNNYSTAR 24-Jun-22 04:45 PM
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MAGICBUNNYSTAR
Click to see attachment 🖼️
MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:45 PM
(YES
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:45 PM
?roll d20
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Alright, spider time
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@~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ You rolled 6
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:46 PM
(fricc)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:46 PM
?roll d20
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@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) You rolled 8
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louie (203 & 616)
beyond the net wall, there was a obstacle where you had to jump across the tops of a lot of small wooden posts and after that was the last obstacle, a large 15 foot wall
louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:46 PM
this btw!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! dont miss :) )
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:46 PM
(HOW.)
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table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:46 PM
649 looked over to the path, and just walked over. slightly further behind the others, so they wouldnt really notice him
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:46 PM
(ANOTHER 8??)
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 04:46 PM
(Eros: SINCE WHEN COULD TED DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP!?)
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he turns into a spider to climb the net wall (edited)
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:46 PM
LMAO))
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 04:46 PM
(she was never the sporty one
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:46 PM
(i got a double 8 roll whathsetahwe dies)
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?roll d20
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@bug "rose" You rolled 4
😭 1
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(same bestie)
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?roll d20
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@Curllum You rolled 4
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(Bruh poor trevor
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MAGICBUNNYSTAR 24-Jun-22 04:46 PM
[eros then saw a cave,,curiosity kills they say]
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Rose takes the “unknown direction” path.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
[Sheryl makes it through the course. Albeit with some trouble navigating it. Dumb tires. Why do humans enjoy this??]
~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:47 PM
Toast wasn't the best with the ropes, he got many splinters, and had to try multiple times before making his way through. By this point him and Sheryl were side by side.
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Louie wtf is there
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he gets tangled in the net wall, then notices the unknown direction path
16:47
Hey wait, I want to go that way
16:47
he’s stuck in the net wall
😭 1
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:47 PM
god his LUCK IS HORRIBLE)
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(He only gets good luck on the dumbest rolls
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:48 PM
[Florence was left in their white shirt and a loosened red tie (and pants, obviously). They gave the obstacle course one last stare-down before... going for it.]
👏 3
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Curllum
he’s stuck in the net wall
coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:48 PM
"Oh. Oh dear-" Null walks over, leaning down and attempting to untangle Trevor
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~
Toast wasn't the best with the ropes, he got many splinters, and had to try multiple times before making his way through. By this point him and Sheryl were side by side.
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:48 PM
Not so fast now, are we? [Sheryl smugly grins at 247.]
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 04:48 PM
She soon just zooming over the wooden posts, using her speed to keep herself from falling off. She then made it to the wall and death gripped her way up. She probably looks terribly disheveled and insane while completing the course.
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( @louie (203 & 616) what the fuck is the unknown path)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
(bear cave
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coca cola espuma
"Oh. Oh dear-" Null walks over, leaning down and attempting to untangle Trevor
I’m sorry for getting stuck again
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
Not so fast now, are we? [Sheryl smugly grins at 247.]
~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
"Oh shut up, this wall will determine it," he grumbled. (you can roll first) (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
(read channel desc
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(rose is dead again)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
(for it
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~
"Oh shut up, this wall will determine it," he grumbled. (you can roll first) (edited)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
?roll d20
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@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) You rolled 13
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
(sigh. not bad 😭 )
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
?roll d20
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@~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ You rolled 4
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
[Florence had a... surprising amount of physical prowess. They flew through the first obstacles with ease, barely even breaking a sweat.]
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
(lol)
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
AAAA))
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
(JFHAWE)
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Curllum
I’m sorry for getting stuck again
coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
"It's not your fault. No need to apologize."
16:49
?roll d20
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@coca cola espuma You rolled 6
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:49 PM
NOOO)
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:50 PM
Alright I have a plan))
16:50
Ack brb))
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:50 PM
(okok)
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:50 PM
Null continued to struggle with the net. "Ah...this might take a while."
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(brb for a while i just don’t really wanna rp)
👍 1
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 04:50 PM
Oliver is just kinda off to the side. There was no way he was budging unless someone forced him too. It was nice seeing everyone participate though. Felt like a nice change of pace.
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I have an idea! says trevor, his eyes lighting up
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:51 PM
"Hm?"
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he starts nibbling on the rope like a rat
😭 1
16:51
?roll d20
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@Curllum You rolled 15
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:51 PM
[The one thing stopping Florence from completing the course was... The wall. The very large wall. Shit.]
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(Thank god
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:51 PM
HELP)
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he nibbles his way out of the rope
16:51
I’m free!
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:51 PM
Null blinked. "I..suppose that works."
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 04:52 PM
Sonya somehow finished the obstacle course, standing on top of the wall and panting like a mad woman. Holy fuck that's terrifying.
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:52 PM
(HOOWOW???????
16:52
(okay
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Thanks, Null
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coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:52 PM
"Go on, I'll follow in case you get in trouble again."
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he makes his way to the wooden posts
16:53
For this one, I’ll just grow my legs like stilts.
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:53 PM
?roll d20
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@assiel (florence + axel) You rolled 6
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louie (203 & 616)
(HOOWOW???????
~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 04:53 PM
(pure unbridled terror)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:54 PM
BEAR!
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louie takes off down the course
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?roll d20
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@Curllum You rolled 17
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he aces the wooden polls
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:54 PM
[Florence's first attempt to tackle the wall is unsuccessful. They lose their grip and are sent to the ground, getting nice and... dusty. Awesome.]
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Wow, stilts work!
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:54 PM
[Suddenly, Louie's panicked screams ring out, and Florence turns their head towards the source of the sound.]
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:54 PM
he quickly skips past the wooden post obstable and meets florence at the wall
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Curllum
Wow, stilts work!
coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:54 PM
Null claps.
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:55 PM
BEARS
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BEARS
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FLORENCE
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:55 PM
[What the fuck is a bear?]
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:55 PM
BEARS
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Beer?
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:55 PM
"Louie, calm down - a what?"
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assiel (florence + axel)
[What the fuck is a bear?]
coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:55 PM
HELP)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:55 PM
A BEAR!!!
16:55
LARGE CREATURE
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trevor hops down off the pole and walks towards the bear
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:55 PM
WILL MAUL AND KILL YOU
16:55
(the bear is still by the cave) (edited)
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:55 PM
"Sounds awesome."
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Curllum
trevor hops down off the pole and walks towards the bear
coca cola espuma 24-Jun-22 04:55 PM
it's in da cave)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:55 PM
QUICK FLORENCE UP THE WALL
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:56 PM
[Florence gets up and dusts themself off.] "Wait, wh-"
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:56 PM
he crouches down and motions for florence to get on his shoulders
16:56
come on come on
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table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:56 PM
649 just walks back to the firepit, where nobody else was. bro just felt like being alone fr
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 04:56 PM
Her eyes widened at the mention of bears and she flopped onto her stomach to help people up the wall if they were close enough.
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:56 PM
this is how you're supposed to get up the wall anyway
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:56 PM
"IIIIII'm not doing that."
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:56 PM
WE"RE BOTH GONNA DIE
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AND I DONT KNOW IF ITLL RESET
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COME ON
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table! (326/649/656)
649 just walks back to the firepit, where nobody else was. bro just felt like being alone fr
table! (326/649/656) 24-Jun-22 04:56 PM
(bro just went byeeeee
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:57 PM
"Fucking- fine!!" [Florence yells, sensing the panic in Louie's voice.]
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:57 PM
louie lifts florence up on his shoulders
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:57 PM
[Florence makes an undignified noise of surprise as they find themself being lifted onto Louie's shoulders. What the fuck.]
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:57 PM
get up there
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come on you're heavy
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 04:58 PM
Sonya scoots over to help get Florence up on top of the wall to safety.
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 04:58 PM
"What the fuck is THAT supposed to mean??"
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 04:58 PM
JUST HURRY
16:58
okay help me up now
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(okok)
~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 04:59 PM
When Toast had begun his way up the wall, which he was actually doing pretty good at, something caught his attention. He saw Sonya, and something hit him in the gut. He didn't know what the feeling was, it was mixed with nervousness, dizziness, and slowly fear started to raise up. It was close to the fear of the unknown, but he didn't know why it happened now. Either way, it messed him up, and he slipped off the wall, hitting his head on the ground and knocking himself out.
16:59
When you don't deal with your feelings, this happens kids, 666 was right ))
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:00 PM
[Florence takes Sonya's help and manages to scramble up the wall and to the top. Jesus.]
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~
When Toast had begun his way up the wall, which he was actually doing pretty good at, something caught his attention. He saw Sonya, and something hit him in the gut. He didn't know what the feeling was, it was mixed with nervousness, dizziness, and slowly fear started to raise up. It was close to the fear of the unknown, but he didn't know why it happened now. Either way, it messed him up, and he slipped off the wall, hitting his head on the ground and knocking himself out.
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:00 PM
Ah. Well that's not good. Hm. This counts as a win though~! I'll be nice for now. :) [Sheryl teleports down to grab Toast's body and teleports them both up the wall again.]
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[Florence takes Sonya's help and manages to scramble up the wall and to the top. Jesus.]
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:01 PM
Looks like you're having fun~ [Sheryl still has a smug expression on their face.]
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:01 PM
SOMEONE COME ON
17:01
I THINK I HEAR IT COMING
17:01
it was not coming
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:01 PM
[At first, Florence wasn't going to turn around to help Louie up... but something inside of them is telling them to help. So they reach their hand out...]
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:01 PM
louie grabbed the hand for dear life and scurried up the wall
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 05:01 PM
She then went to help pull Louie up, her head blank. She probably will not remember this at all.
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:02 PM
[Louie now safely on the wall, Florence turned their attention towards Sheryl. They rolled their eyes and stood up.] (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:02 PM
huff huff phew
17:02
oh jesus
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thanks guys
17:02
i really appreciate it
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wait wheres everyone else
17:02
oh no
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oh no
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oh no
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:02 PM
"Yeah. Don't mention it."
17:02
"What."
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:02 PM
EVERYONE ELSE CAME DOWN TO THE BEAR CAVE WITH ME
17:02
OH NO
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
Ah. Well that's not good. Hm. This counts as a win though~! I'll be nice for now. :) [Sheryl teleports down to grab Toast's body and teleports them both up the wall again.]
~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 05:03 PM
Toast let out a groan of pain, slowly waking up and rubbing his head. "Oh jesus christ..."
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:03 PM
"...Don't tell me you need to go back down there."
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:03 PM
uh uh uh uh uh uh
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uh uh
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sheryl
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can you
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~
Toast let out a groan of pain, slowly waking up and rubbing his head. "Oh jesus christ..."
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:03 PM
Morning~ Rise and shine! You hit your head pretty hard~
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louie (203 & 616)
sheryl
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:03 PM
Yes, dear?
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:03 PM
The bear cave
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hurry hurry
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before its too late
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:03 PM
[Florence looks off into the woods again, taking in the view...]
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:04 PM
Hm? Oh sure. [Sheryl shouts to 247.] I still won though~ Byeeee~
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 05:04 PM
She was in a state of daze, sitting on top of the wall as she stared down at the ground. ". . . I don't know how I'm supposed to feel being here now..."
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:04 PM
[...before they start to get a bit of a headache. Their hand flies up to pinch the bridge of their nose.]
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:04 PM
louie takes in a few breaths and then plops down on the top of the wall
17:04
taking in the view with florence
17:04
a moment of reprive
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:05 PM
[Florence winces a bit... but the headache subsides. Huh. That was weird.]
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:05 PM
you alright?
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:05 PM
"Hm? Yeah. Just a bit of a headache."
17:05
"And I don't mean Sheryl."
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"For once."
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:05 PM
louie let out a chuckle at this
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:05 PM
[Florence couldn't help but smile. Just a little bit.]
17:06
"We have... water back at the camp, right? It's fuckin' hot out here..."
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
Hm? Oh sure. [Sheryl shouts to 247.] I still won though~ Byeeee~
~T o a s t (#042/#888)~ 24-Jun-22 05:07 PM
247 had the look of pure irritation now, looking around as he sat on the wall. He heard the bear cave call, and watched as Sheryl ran off. He grumbled to himself. "Oh for- what the hell?" his hands were shakey, his vision was blurry, his stomach turned, oh no wonder- Toast got down off the wall almost immediately and quickly ran off to his tent. Once Sheryl is done with her business, can she come back to Toast's tent?))
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~T o a s t (#042/#888)~
247 had the look of pure irritation now, looking around as he sat on the wall. He heard the bear cave call, and watched as Sheryl ran off. He grumbled to himself. "Oh for- what the hell?" his hands were shakey, his vision was blurry, his stomach turned, oh no wonder- Toast got down off the wall almost immediately and quickly ran off to his tent. Once Sheryl is done with her business, can she come back to Toast's tent?))
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:07 PM
(yesss of ocurse!!)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:07 PM
yea
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wait
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how do we get down
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SHERYL
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teleport pls :)
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louie (203 & 616)
SHERYL
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:08 PM
[Sheryl teleports.] Yeah? Satan you're loud.. (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:08 PM
we need to get down (edited)
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:08 PM
[Florence looks over at Louie with. Questioning eyes. And then at Sheryl with even MORE questioning eyes.] "Since when can you fucking teleport, Sheryl?!"
17:08
"..."
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:08 PM
louie looks at florence funny
17:08
since forever?
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assiel (florence + axel)
[Florence looks over at Louie with. Questioning eyes. And then at Sheryl with even MORE questioning eyes.] "Since when can you fucking teleport, Sheryl?!"
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:09 PM
Did. Are you serious Florence. How did you not notice me getting you and Delta on the bus.
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:09 PM
"...Wait a minute. That's why I'm here now, isn't it? You did that?? And not Delta?!"
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:09 PM
Bingo~
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:09 PM
"Oooooh my god."
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:09 PM
can you just help me down
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:09 PM
[Florence groans and facepalms.]
17:09
"Just another reason as to why I despise you, Sheryl. Just another reason on the list that is already a mile long." (edited)
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 05:10 PM
Sonya was very quiet, staring at the rest of the group conversing before she decided to climb down and go back to the camping site herself.
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"Just another reason as to why I despise you, Sheryl. Just another reason on the list that is already a mile long." (edited)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:10 PM
Awh~ I'm flattered. Trust me, you haven't seen anything yet. :)
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louie (203 & 616)
can you just help me down
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:10 PM
And sure! A "please" would be nice. :)
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:10 PM
[Florence looks up at Sheryl and glares.] "Of course you would say that."
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assiel (florence + axel)
[Florence looks up at Sheryl and glares.] "Of course you would say that."
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:11 PM
[Sheryl smiles back warmly.]
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:11 PM
(CHECK GC
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pleasse
17:12
we gotta get to the gallows anyway (edited)
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:12 PM
[Florence just sighs... and a smirk pulls at the corner of their mouth. Ever so slightly.]
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:12 PM
i already sent the message you gotta commit with me
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:12 PM
"Alright. Fine. Let's go to the gallows, I guess."
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louie (203 & 616)
i already sent the message you gotta commit with me
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:12 PM
Thank you~ [Sheryl teleports Louie and them.] (does sheryl tp flo? imma say no cause only louie asked.sdkjfhweuif)
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Alph walks onto scene, looking irritated and tired. They'll get over it at some point, but now was not then. They just join in with the group, walking over to the gallows as well.
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:12 PM
alright thanks
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:13 PM
(LOL dont tp them i think they should find their own way down for funsies)
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:13 PM
louie starts wandering back to the trail
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:13 PM
[Florence blinks. Oh, great, both of them disappeared. And Sheryl didn't even bother to teleport Florence too!! Jesus.]
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 05:13 PM
Okay nevermind Ted was following Alph, looking down at Eros once and a while to see if he's okay
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~| Sonya #286 | Beetle #435 |~ 24-Jun-22 05:13 PM
She picked up her clothes at the start of the obstacle course then walked back to the camp.
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 05:14 PM
He then walked all the way to the tent area
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:14 PM
[Florence looked over the edge of the wall at the ground. Wasn't too far down, was it...?]
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"Shit. Did we just get left behind?"
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:15 PM
[Florence took a deep breath before they made their way down the wall to the point where they were hanging off the edge... and all they needed to do now was let go.]
17:15
?roll d20
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@assiel (florence + axel) You rolled 12
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:15 PM
(OK i got worried about that for a second.)
17:15
[Florence lets go... and lands, but not exactly on their feet. Ouch.]
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"You okay?" Alph reaches out a hand to help them up. Well, the irritation had mostly faded, thankfully. He was just tired.
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:17 PM
"Yyyyeah. I'm good." [They take the hand.] "Oh. You again. Nice to see you, I suppose."
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:17 PM
(outlining the obstacles
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"Same with you. They said something about the gallows, yes? I can teleport back to the trail, but... I don't exactly know where the gallows are." (edited)
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:20 PM
[Great. Now there's THREE known people that can teleport in the office?!] "Yep, I was on my way over there... admittedly, I'm not entirely sure where they are either. Hah."
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"Well, the path to the obstacle course should be a good place to start." He unzips the air, creating a portal. "My teleportation works like a door, not like... a jump. So, it shouldn't make you dizzy or anything, I hope." They step through, then waiting on the other side.
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Alphonse!
"Well, the path to the obstacle course should be a good place to start." He unzips the air, creating a portal. "My teleportation works like a door, not like... a jump. So, it shouldn't make you dizzy or anything, I hope." They step through, then waiting on the other side.
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 24-Jun-22 05:23 PM
(yess slay alph yeah sheryl's is like a jump i also hc portals are more safe and non dizzy inducing! wooo!) (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 05:23 PM
(moniikas is more like the portal games
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(yippee!!!
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 05:23 PM
(YIPPEEE
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:24 PM
[Florence looked skeptically at the portal...] "...Alright, 472, I'll trust you, I suppose." [...and then they step through.]
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Florence ends up exactly where Alph said they would! "Let's do some sleuthing, try and find the gallows." He hums, nodding to himself.
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(debating if i should roll for it or just say they find it cause i wanna b there spanklebop
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:27 PM
(i wanna be there too so im not opposed to not rolling LMAO)
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(no rolls it is!
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:27 PM
(weeee)
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[Florence looks around. Huh. They were right.] "Sounds like a plan."
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they find it and arrive soon after yippee
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:28 PM
yippi
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 05:28 PM
(or or or or
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(go exploring
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(in the woods perchance
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( :)
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(i wanna do trust falls spanklebop exploring recklessly can happen after mwthinks
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assiel (florence + axel) 24-Jun-22 05:28 PM
(this)
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 09:15 PM
He stood there, looking at the course
21:16
He then got angry at himself... suddenly he started to do the course.. on his own
21:19
Soon as he gets to the big wall, he stared up at it ...
21:20
He then just walked around it to continue the course..
21:21
Once he's done with the course.. he goes right back to the beginning of it.. and he does it again... and repeats
21:23
He kept repeating it.. over and over.. hey at least he's getting exercise
21:23
He's not even getting tired
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louie (203 & 616) 24-Jun-22 09:23 PM
(bro is mentally unwell :(
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 09:24 PM
(yup
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(eros help him p-p
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 09:24 PM
("I can't fix anything.... why not just exercise... we're leaving tomorrow anyway..")
21:25
(Plus theres no gym in the office.. so-)
21:28
After about 10 times of doing the course... he was back at the beginning of it, breathing fast... but not tired .... *He fixed his man bag, his eyes were twitching... he really wants to fix something... anything... just for satisfaction... for doing his job... afterall.... he was never truly free was he? He never had full control of himself.... he never... ever had this much freedom.... he doesn't even know what to do.* (edited)
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...F..fix.. fix.. fix fix fix fix... 434 began to say "fix" over and over Must... fix.. something... 434's twitching.. and is clearly becoming unstable (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 09:35 PM
shed catch a glimpse of him as shes sneaking out and rushes towards him ted..? (edited)
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 09:35 PM
He slams his hand on a wood log MUST... FIX..
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 09:35 PM
ted?!
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 09:35 PM
Ted looked right at Monika, twitching, of course... his eyes were slightly more yellow in color
21:35
F...fix..
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 09:36 PM
ted... shed hug him
21:36
i dont know how to help
21:36
im sorry
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hey ted
21:36
i fell on my phone by accident
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 09:37 PM
(SPOOCTUS YOU LIFE SAV-)
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i think i threw it too
21:37
can you FIX it?
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 09:37 PM
Ted perked up, now looking at Spooctus
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 09:37 PM
...
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hope it isn't much of
21:37
a burden
21:37
hey monika!!!!
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 09:37 PM
.... shed give a slight nod at spooct
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 09:38 PM
Suddenly he ran over to Spooctus, clearly being a little insane Yeah sure I can fix it! His voice sounded.... off
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spooctus hands the phone over to ted
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 09:38 PM
... ted... is not okay...
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if you like fixing stuff then you'll like the old cabin i hip found
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 09:38 PM
good idea....
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 09:39 PM
He went right to it, his eyes were now fully yellow... finally doing his job, taking the tools out of his man bag
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MonikaTheLesbian 24-Jun-22 09:39 PM
....
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thanks... spooct....\
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guh
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 09:41 PM
After about 15 minutes pass, he fixed Spooctus' phone, he seemed..... better now Here you go! He seemed... less insane
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follow me i broke at tv just when the prank show was gonna start
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 09:42 PM
Wh- You broke a TV!? 434 perked up even more now
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yea
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Rika Sakura 24-Jun-22 09:43 PM
Okay.. Ted cracks his knuckles, putting his tools away in his bag, now following Spooctus
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spooctus grabs ted's hand and leads him to #the—————-cabin (edited)
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?roll d20
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@Zara You rolled 14
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From the Zone's manifestation, ripples of Narrative Contradiction Waves began to flow outwards. In their corruptive wake would first be the Obstacle course. The many trials built here all twisted and warped into a steel Gauntlet of deadly proportions, laced with razor spikes, barbed wires, and fire pits.
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 05:33 PM
(oh- oh
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(uh oh)
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 05:40 PM
(O h n o-)
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(basically a Ninja Warrior course from hell)
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 05:46 PM
(At least Ted got to use it 10 times 😭 )
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What the fu-
19:36
he looks at the course, confused
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 07:36 PM
(OHHH TREVOR'S THE FIRST TO REALIZE WHAT'S GOING ON.)
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Did- did someone renovate?
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… WAIT SHIT THE MAN CAVE
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he sprints down the path towards the man cave
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:05 PM
Ted ran over, pausing at this.. new version of the obstacle course Oh... no.. no no no no no.... His eyes widened It got worse...
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Ted? Are you alright?
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:05 PM
Y..YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS!?
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It’s… a death course?
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:05 PM
....
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Ninja warrior on steroids?
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:05 PM
He coughed
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It's... all weirded out... 434 then remembered that one time Delta killed Spooctus ... Delta... It's all Delta... Ted looked at Trevor, his eyes still widened as his glitching got worse WHAT ELSE IS LIKE THIS!?
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Alph soon arrives, mouth agape. "What the fuck."
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Delta did this? But isn’t she-
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Narrator follows. "Jesus Christ."
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:07 PM
Ted grabed Trevor by the shoulders What.. else.. is like.. this...
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well- all I saw was the man cave
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:07 PM
... He also remembered the Cabin when he was drunk ...
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(ted gets /srs)
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:07 PM
Dear god...
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It's... it's getting worse...
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The cabin... the cave.... this...
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We need to find Delta as soon as possible before.... this whole place is....
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im gonna roll to see if Trevor connects the dots
20:08
?Roll d20
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@Curllum You rolled 14
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:08 PM
(Oh no he connected them.)
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oh my-
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Ted! Stay here! he reaches into the briefcase Where is it…. Where is it….
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Here! he pulls out a file and starts reading
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:10 PM
....? He stared at Trevor, his eyes widened at the sight of the file
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A rift… one eye… chaos… consume
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:11 PM
His eyes widened ... O..one...
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...
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eye....
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This isn’t the first time you’ve seen something that looks like delta, right? That flash in the office?
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It had one eye
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(a "pirate")
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(Has one eye)
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:11 PM
.....Black face.... one eye....
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"Other areas got fucked up like this? Let me see if I can sens-" Trying to sense such a large areas magic normally wasn't too big of an issue for him, but this time... it felt like his head was about to explode. Alph groans in pain, stumbling back, with his eyes squeezed shut. Narrator holds him steady, his worry turning to fear. (edited)
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:11 PM
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 13
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:11 PM
(Oh no he connected..)
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....
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This- are you sure delta did this?
20:12
trevors sweating
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:12 PM
What's the name of... of this person you're talking about...
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The- the ebony queen
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:12 PM
(AWW SHOOT AFK- I GOTTA GO EAT DINNER REAL QUICK-)
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(AAAA-)
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(BRUH
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(HELP
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MAGICBUNNYSTAR 25-Jun-22 08:12 PM
((claps))
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(perfect timing . right at the climax
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MAGICBUNNYSTAR 25-Jun-22 08:13 PM
((Dinner-- our worst enemy )) (edited)
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(Just don't eat lol)
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:19 PM
(CLIMAXX
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Alphonse!
"Other areas got fucked up like this? Let me see if I can sens-" Trying to sense such a large areas magic normally wasn't too big of an issue for him, but this time... it felt like his head was about to explode. Alph groans in pain, stumbling back, with his eyes squeezed shut. Narrator holds him steady, his worry turning to fear. (edited)
Okay, Narrator takes back what he said/thought before. This place sucks. This kinda thing happens, like, every day? He couldn't even believe he thought it was peaceful. How the hell did Alph even deal with it? What the hell. He may return to meet people again, but certainly, not ever when they are anywhere but the office.
20:23
Still, it was nice to have more peaceful time with Alph (when he did). Maybe Monika was onto something with that question?
20:23
(given me time to write out gay thoughts . hell yes
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(I'm just - vibing to jazz music with some tea while i wait)
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:28 PM
iris was out of breath by the time she stumbled over to the course—or, what remained of the course. the complex looked as if it had specifically been designed to kill. razor edges bordered the “course,” with multiple traps set up. there were even some fire pits. …what… what the fuck. she ran to the group, who seemed just as shocked as she was. she sees ted. …oh god, that’s what the black ink was. (edited)
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Alphonse!
(given me time to write out gay thoughts . hell yes
((fuck yes gay people are about to finally be real))
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:28 PM
(meanwhile iris is just out of breath, there’s like 10 million things going on in her mind, including: what the actual fuck (edited)
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(well you found the others about to go get delta)
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(just waiting on someone to eat)
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spooctus considers doing the obstacle course
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕]
iris was out of breath by the time she stumbled over to the course—or, what remained of the course. the complex looked as if it had specifically been designed to kill. razor edges bordered the “course,” with multiple traps set up. there were even some fire pits. …what… what the fuck. she ran to the group, who seemed just as shocked as she was. she sees ted. …oh god, that’s what the black ink was. (edited)
"Everything's gone to shit, and finally when I thought I had a break." Alph sighs, noticing Iris' expression and standing straight. Now he had a headache. wonderful. They don't move any further from Narrator; he's warm, why would they? "Sorry the world is ending while you're here, Narrator." "Well, it is rather... unfortunate." He sighs. "If, or when, the world is actually about to end, you best make a portal to my dimension and stay there." "Also, welcome, Ir- Spooctus, no obstacle course."
20:35
"You'll die again. For the fourth time." Alph deadpans, watching his expression.
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:36 PM
(I'm back bitches.)
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Curllum
The- the ebony queen
Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:36 PM
Ted's eyes widened ........
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:36 PM
(HE’S BACK
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕]
(HE’S BACK
Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:37 PM
(I'm a she you son of a bit-)
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:37 PM
(referring to ted
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:37 PM
(o H.)
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:37 PM
(sorry rika 😭😭 (edited)
20:37
(should’ve cleared that up (edited)
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:38 PM
....
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(Finally I’m back
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:39 PM
He took a deep breath .....This... ebony queen...
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....
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t..that's.... Delta....
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DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
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gasp
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(WAIR ONE SEC
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what does ebony mean?
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trevor collapses to his knees Oh fuck… oh god no no no no
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I- this poem- it
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:39 PM
(DYING INSIDE SINCE IRIS DOESN’T KNOW ANY OF THE CONTEXT
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:39 PM
S...She's... my... Ted began to twitch ...... I..I'm friends with a..... a....
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Rika Sakura
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
(it grows overcast suddenly, and a flash and loud boom echo. Lightning strikes, flashing behind Ted, all cool like. The sky immediately clears up again.)
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:40 PM
I..I'M BEST FRIENDS W...WITH....
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(i don't know what ebony means can someone tell me)
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(black)
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:40 PM
(also a type of wood)
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… This can’t be- I thought she was a demon from hell! But she’s been in the office this whole time!?!
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:41 PM
... A flashback came back to him .... S...Spooctus.. remember when you...
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...
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D...died in... my... office...?
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Curllum
… This can’t be- I thought she was a demon from hell! But she’s been in the office this whole time!?!
(average office manager)
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oh yeah i do
20:41
good times
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:41 PM
.... That... that explains it...
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ANOTHER FLASHBACK
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....
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T..that stuff...
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that..
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didn't she spread something around?
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:42 PM
Ted then snapped That stuff....
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He nodded at Spooctus ...
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Oh…. Fuck… This is it we’re dead
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i was a ghost
20:42
and she somehow killed me
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:43 PM
...We gotta go f...find her.. Ted cracked his shoulders ... Who's with me..
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This ebony queen has been my goal since I first joined the office
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(spooctus leaves behind a cloud of smoke and a cartoony run sfx plays)
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But first… ted I need you to read a poem
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Alph listens in, not necessarily understanding any of it but getting that Delta wasn't just a very tall, cool lady. Damn. She was a tall, cool, evil lady. (edited)
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Curllum
But first… ted I need you to read a poem
i knew you loved him
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:43 PM
(BR-)
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It’s about her, tell me if you see any familiarity’s
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señor fbi
i knew you loved him
(HELP
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:44 PM
Ted blushed slightly ...What the fu-
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Rika Sakura
...We gotta go f...find her.. Ted cracked his shoulders ... Who's with me..
wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:44 PM
iris listened to the conversation, hoping to pick up on any context. although she honestly had no idea what was going on, this “ebony queen” seemed to be of great importance. not in a good way. and delta… she had seen the worker a couple of days ago. but if this person was hurting ted, hurting everyone… “i will as well.”
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:44 PM
He then looked at the Peom
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señor fbi
i knew you loved him
wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:44 PM
(A
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:44 PM
....Black... rift-
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...
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Rift...
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Rika Sakura
...We gotta go f...find her.. Ted cracked his shoulders ... Who's with me..
"I'll join as well." Alph says, Narrator sighing. "I suppose I will, too."
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That’s her, isn’t it
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:44 PM
That's what's causing this....
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It's her..
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We need to find this rift
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 08:45 PM
(ooo whats goin on guys
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It has to be near
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i guess i'm going
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It must have caused these he looks at the obstacle course distortions
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table! (326/649/656)
(ooo whats goin on guys
(scooby doo hunt for delta
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(casually jamming to The Gauntlet from Payday 2 while waiting)
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(Thank me later.)
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(Get in the mood.)
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Alphonse!
(scooby doo hunt for delta
table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 08:45 PM
(slayyy (i was just being a little silly
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(gets in the mood with the bloodborne ost
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:45 PM
...Wait.. wheres Eros-
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(LUDWIG THE ACCURSED AND THE HOLY BLADE lipbite)
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:46 PM
Record scratch on the Avengers theme
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(Didnt mean to ping you)
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Alphonse!
(LUDWIG THE ACCURSED AND THE HOLY BLADE lipbite)
(you wanna talk about boss music . most scrumptious ost ever
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(Or to send that)
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(oopsie diasy)
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:46 PM
(I DIDN’T SEE THE FILE BUT-
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Eros? He’s at camp, right?
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(what was the name i didnt read it)
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:47 PM
... He nods To the camp.. then.. we're gonna go find her..
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He then walked back to the tents
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trevor followed, lost in his own thoughts
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Curllum
Eros? He’s at camp, right?
wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:47 PM
(was about to have iris reply to this with “no” but realized that i ditched that timeline lmao) (edited)
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lets get moving
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(the crazy part...)
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(and I don't know if you guys realized this yet....)
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕]
(was about to have iris reply to this with “no” but realized that i ditched that timeline lmao) (edited)
wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:48 PM
(oh he back. nvm)
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Alph follows along.
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(aint delta not at the rift
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:48 PM
iris nods, following the group. (edited)
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(is that this happened while still under the restraints of Delta's form.)
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(oh piss
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:49 PM
(oh-
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(oh god
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 08:49 PM
(damn
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MAGICBUNNYSTAR 25-Jun-22 08:50 PM
[he peeks..] (idk what tf happen))
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:50 PM
(Yeah so the obstacle course is fucked. It's made out of Steel and stuff now. Read the new description.)
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(also . possible delta boss battle theme ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbVEmzY5S4 pleas listen this song is so scrumptious
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:50 PM
(It used to be made out of wood and normal simple things)
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or songs)
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MAGICBUNNYSTAR 25-Jun-22 08:50 PM
((this is like saw---))
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[he's..well surpirsed] "oh god...."
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:51 PM
(Oh yeah look at the bear cave as well... and the cabin- that stuff is fucked due Delta's shit.)
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Alphonse!
(also . possible delta boss battle theme ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbVEmzY5S4 pleas listen this song is so scrumptious
(ost from game of fighting eldritch horror ?! it fits
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Alphonse!
(also . possible delta boss battle theme ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbVEmzY5S4 pleas listen this song is so scrumptious
https://youtu.be/5sVgmmszOjw this is what i have selected for Omega.)
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 08:51 PM
(OH YEAH AND ALL OF THE TREES TOO)
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MAGICBUNNYSTAR 25-Jun-22 08:52 PM
((i have two theme songs for eros--)) (edited)
20:52
((lemme just-))
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wist [#309 🥬 / #614 ☕] 25-Jun-22 08:52 PM
(we were literally talking about this in #character-discussion
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MAGICBUNNYSTAR 25-Jun-22 08:52 PM
((f--)
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