The Cool Stanley Parable RP - man-formerly-bear-cave

behind alph, louie slowly walks up to the cave

(cave

"What the...?" Alph doesn't mind the tbh on his leg.

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He came over as well, staring around... since this is also new for the man

“yippee!“ (edited)

i have zero clue whats in there

"Wait, If we're in the woods, and this is a cave... is... is it really the best option to look into it any further?" Alph worries. He remembers accidentally angering the cerbearus that one time they were being dumb as a kid.

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2

whats the worst that could happen

"Bear."

oh

Offf course... Ted being the fucking dumb ass he is. He walks straight in

tbh starts shaking.

as soon as ted walks in, a load roar can be heard

649 was just standing, probably like 10m away from all of them. just lookin

"Ted, Ted, stop for a sec-"

.o.!?

they then get mauled roll credits)

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Oh dear god he's a fucking dumb ass

16:47

(Ted gonna get a pet today?)

SHED RUN IN hey guys!

"Ted. Walk back here. Slowly."

16:47

"Moni, get away from here, please."

[eros went to the cave too...]

she was really out of breath

tbh detaches himself from alph and steps into the cave.

"Everyone, let's, let's just... back away."

owww imganna feel that in the morning

Theres something in here!!! .o. Oh dear god this poor man... he kept going in... why isn't anyone stopping him!?

?roll d20

@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 18

[he starting to get a headache...]

whats that?

Rika Sakura

Theres something in here!!! .o. Oh dear god this poor man... he kept going in... why isn't anyone stopping him!?

(they are

"Ted! I told you, please, get back!"

tbh starts illuminating

ted

16:48

come back

shed run by ted whats that?

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Ted paused ??

"Dear god, get back here! Listen to me!"

tbh faced ted.

(alph about to have a panic attack cause theres a fuckign bear or smth

fove night at feddy,!?!!?!,)

649 just thought it was a boring cave, and started walking away. cuz this is idk

NOAH (HE/HIM)

tbh faced ted.

(bares his teeth) (edited)

..??

awwww

[eros slowly kneel down, the headache is getting worse...]

shed pick up the tbh just like mine! shed bares her teeth as well

ted im gonna need you to walk back to me

16:50

slowly

(Oh no Eros getting monster form or somethin-?)

MonikaTheLesbian

shed pick up the tbh just like mine! shed bares her teeth as well

B..but- what is it-?

((you'll see))

ted (edited)

(bearos)

now

awwww, wanna look into the cave with us ll baby?\

Alph begins to sweat, slowly sending blankets forward. They gently wrap around the three dumbasses, pulling them back. "Don't resist, it will hurt."

.....-

EE!

[he then did a little scream backing far away from the cave]

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“YIP”

"You might get killed."

louie stood along side alph with a worried expression

MAGICBUNNYSTAR

[he then did a little scream backing far away from the cave]

("FATHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOO")

oh shit can you reset if you die out here

"So, please, I am begging you, let me get you away."

Alphonse!

"You might get killed."

tbh smiled a littllee bit at killed

but... but... i wanna see!

“yippi”

"I can tell you all about what it is, after we get away from it."

[he then screamed loud!!]

... - E...eros-?! 434 is now trying to squirm out of the blankets S..Someone's w...wrong with him!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

i wanna wittness it thooo

“YIIP-“

[he fall]

EE!

oh god

CHECK ON HIM!

you good?

Alph releases Ted, seeing as he was getting out of the cave.

EROS?

tbh mf Vibrating

Ted then ran over to Eros

Alph then releases Monika, for the same reason. "Check on him, now."

shed try to squirm to check on him

16:53

shed run towards eros

we gotta get him away from the cave

are you okay?

THERE IS A LOUD ROAR FROM THE CAVE

16:53

A BEAR APPEARS

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- !?

“EEEEEEEEEE”

Ted then remembers something... ....

16:53

He smirked

"Shit! Everyone, get away, now!"

THEN A SECOND ONE BECAUSE FUCK YOU

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louie (203 & 616)

A BEAR APPEARS

jumpscare ‼️)

oh jesus christ

tbh jumps a multiple feet into the air.

[radioactive liquids coming from his nose...]

o0o

louie takes off sprinting

BEARS!

shed walk towards the bears

16:54

?roll d20

@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 9

Ted then went into his man bag taking out his golden gauntlets, putting them on Someone stay with Eros... I got this...

"Get Eros away from here, now!" Alph grabs Moni. "No, you stay with Eros!"

shed trip, the bears come closer

16:54

NOOO

16:54

I WANNA SEE BEARS

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tbh fainted lol

He then thinks about a sword.. trying to get a sword to appear

16:55

?roll d20

@Rika Sakura You rolled 7

?roll d20

"They aren't friendly, I can't see you hurt!"

@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 20

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(Ehhh normal sword.)

the bears grab her and cradel her

16:55

shed coo back

A sword appeared in his hands, getting into a fight stance ....

theyd get along

16:55

ted no! theyre friendly!

WHERE IS THE BEER? LOUIE SAID THERE WAS BEER

bear... trevor

Alph brings the tbh over, trying to comprehend what the actual hell was going on. He rests the Tbh on their head, slightly squishing their hat. (edited)

[eros's voice getting glitchy]

The hell is a bear?

STAY WITH EROS.. Ted doesn't understand that the bears were friendly....

shed climb on the bears and play with them as the bears enjoy her company

(Don't tell me Eros is becoming his other self again

)

(NUU

is it that big dog?

"Good christ! Everyone, just get the hell away, someone help Eros already!"

?roll d20

@Rika Sakura You rolled 16

(Oh dear god-)

Curllum

is it that big dog?

"No! Don't get close!"

(Time to sensor this shit.)

theyre friendly!

[his hair-.....T u r n i n g w h i t e.....]

(NOOOOOOO EROOOSS ;-;)

(alph sobbing crying beating the ground cause no one is listening to him/j (edited)

(afk fgettimg my nails painted srry)

(monika playing with the bears unaware of the shit thats gonna traumatizee her

he walks towards to bear to pet it, despite alph’s warnings

Ted then ran at the bears, decapitating their heads from their bodies, basically killing the bears fully, slashing into the bears over and over... not understanding that they were friendly in the first place

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[he grow some sharp teeth----!!!!]

"For the love of all that is holy, someone get Eros the FUCK out of here!" Alph grabs Trevor's collar.

(HAHA-)

Null heard the commotion, running over. "What in god's name...?"

(OH MY GOD TED

before the bears were hurt theyd protect monika in a hug

Nooo! Doggy!

((TED W T F---))

((GOOD LORD??!?))

Rika Sakura

Ted then ran at the bears, decapitating their heads from their bodies, basically killing the bears fully, slashing into the bears over and over... not understanding that they were friendly in the first place

(wayyy too much there

(weqotjr)

I shouldn’t have given him those gauntlets

(not fun

......... *shed watch as her animal friends were killed

That was a mistake

(I SAID I WOULD CENSOR IT-)

......

(still that is uh (uncalled for

bug would die

((ThATS',,,,,,,,,,,,awesome......))

16:59

((horror fan nerd noises))

trevors standing there Doggy…

"COME ON! GET THE HELL AWAY!" Alph supports the corpse before they could fall and crush Moni. "Moni, get out from under these things!" Jesus, this thing was heavy.

*monika sits there after wittnessing her friends as lifeless corpses

[eros then stopped..laydown. cold]

shed start to cry

(Spoiler didn’t work

(check channel desc :) ) (edited)

Ted was just glaring at what he just did, spinning the sword ...

He had to use magic to make sure he wouldn't get crushed. "Please, Moni, if you are going to cry, Please, for the love of god, move out from under this thing!"

(WHEEZE OVERO-)

NO!

Null leans down on one knee, peeking into the cave. Their eyes widen upon seeing the situation at hand. "Oh, lord above- are all of you okay?"

THEY WERE FRIENDLY!

louie (203 & 616)

(check channel desc :) ) (edited)

(#not-bear-cave

*he walks over to the decapitated bead head and starts petting it *

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Curllum

That was a mistake

(Don't give the dumbass weapons.)

shed break doown crying

"They were! Now, I'm trying to make sure you won't die to the corpse! It will crush you!"

17:02

Alph sighs heavily. "Someone, get Moni! My spine is about to break!" Not literally, his back just hurt like hell. (edited)

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Ted then grabbed Monika and moved her away from the corpse, still holding onto the bloddy sword (edited)

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he walks over to monika It’s okay monika, doggy is watching from heaven

shed shove ted away NO!

... -

WHY WOULD YOU HURT THEM

Null grimaced.

(Oh no here we go again..)

17:03

...They were going to attack you... He glared down at Monika ....

((eros just dead))

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y'all fr can't go one roleplay without shit hitting the fan huh)

(WAIT HE DIED!?)

(ughhh drama time again

THEY WERE PLAYING WITH ME

Alph sighs in relief, getting out from under the bear. When he gets out, they pop their back–there were a worrying amount of pops.

17:04

"Now, for the LOVE OF GOD, CAN SOMEONE GET EROS?!"

((shh i love the drama,,,,))

coca cola espuma

y'all fr can't go one roleplay without shit hitting the fan huh)

(honestly (every time something happens and they fight and get mad and stuff (to me its overused idk (edited)

He then made the sword disappear, now seeing Eros on the ground ... -

[Sheryl teleports in.] What's happening?

(the employees are fightingggg)

...i wanna go back to the office...

(i just wanted everyone to run

434 then ran over to Eros E...eros?

i wanna go home....

cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)

[Sheryl teleports in.] What's happening?

Doggy dead

(bear

He then noticed the hair N..no- no no no no!

(also alph shouting at everyone to get eros like 7 times but no one did)

(TED WAS PROTECTING MONIKA ;-;)

(so were the bears

Alphonse!

(also alph shouting at everyone to get eros like 7 times but no one did)

(ahwher did sheryl come too late

)

louie (203 & 616)

(bear

(I know, Trevor’s just an idiot

table! (326/649/656)

(honestly (every time something happens and they fight and get mad and stuff (to me its overused idk (edited)

(649 stays out of the drama hes slaying (chillin fr

(alph just wanted everyone away from the bears because theyre fuckgin bears

null is just kinda standing there)

((bruh i just love the drama-- is so intresting,,))

MonikaTheLesbian

(so were the bears

(Did you not see the message Overo sent of the bears attacking Monika before Ted killed them!?) (edited)

table! (326/649/656)

(honestly (every time something happens and they fight and get mad and stuff (to me its overused idk (edited)

(honsetly kinda facts we're still not at the main event

Null winced, leaning down towards Eros. "...Ted, do you possibly know what's happening to him?"

(half of the channels are still hidden

Rika Sakura

(Did you not see the message Overo sent of the bears attacking Monika before Ted killed them!?) (edited)

(SHE ROLLED A 20 (edited)

louie (203 & 616)

(honsetly kinda facts we're still not at the main event

(when is that supposed to happen because i might be gone at the time

(OVERO LITERALLY SENT A MESSAGE OF THE BEARS ATTACKING AND HE ERASED IT ONCE TED ATTACKED XD)

(when everyone gets back from the course

Alph sighs roughly. "If you two have another spat where I have to intervene for 8 god damn hours again, I swear to god..."

louie (203 & 616)

(when everyone gets back from the course

(oh then i and 649 wont be there

17:07

(fuck

shed walk back to the campsite

“yipppppppbpbbpbtpt”

Alph removes the tbh from their head, setting it down on the ground.

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table! (326/649/656)

(oh then i and 649 wont be there

(also dont say it can be delayed cuz it cant be delayed for like 2 n a half hours

[Sheryl just awkwardly stands there. Seems they arrived a littleeee too late. Hm. Oh well. Sheryl teleports away.]

You know what? I don’t have anymore gauntlets to give ted so… he takes a bear tooth off of the bear head and makes it into a necklace which he gives monika

... Ted just stayed with Eros, keeping him close, He puts his gauntlets away back in the man bag

Curllum

You know what? I don’t have anymore gauntlets to give ted so… he takes a bear tooth off of the bear head and makes it into a necklace which he gives monika

(she left

Curllum

You know what? I don’t have anymore gauntlets to give ted so… he takes a bear tooth off of the bear head and makes it into a necklace which he gives monika

bruh???)

(god this went downhill

Curllum

You know what? I don’t have anymore gauntlets to give ted so… he takes a bear tooth off of the bear head and makes it into a necklace which he gives monika

(shes at the trail*

Wait monika, Come back!

"Trevor."

Jesus christ. They knew something would go wrong, but this wrong? Come on. This was supposed to be recreational. Alph sighs again, beginning to walk off. "Come on, let's get going. My back hurts."

table! (326/649/656)

(god this went downhill

(very fast

tbh melts through the ground

Curllum

Wait monika, Come back!

"Please don't give that to Monika."

(Lets see if Ted can carry Eros.)

17:10

?roll d20

@Rika Sakura You rolled 9

oof)

(Nah. Fuck the roller.)

17:10

(He strong boy.)

NOAH (HE/HIM)

tbh melts through the ground

"What the fuck."

coca cola espuma

"Please don't give that to Monika."

It’s like a memorabilia

17:10

To remember him

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"Trevor."

Ted then picked up Eros, nodding to Alph, silent yet again...

Like an ern, you know?

(CHECK GC

Y’know what, I’m just gonna walk around, maybe find something

17:12

he walks out of the cave and into the woods

...Where do.. we.. go... Alph... 434 was just holding onto Eros

He calls out behind him. "Tent area. Let him rest."

trevor walks into the bear cave What do you want, father… he opens his briefcase

19:42

*he hops in and continues in #etcetera

(HIS DAD IS FEZZY FAXBEAR??/j

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…. he- he has to be lying

NAKED CAVE!

louie pops out of the woods in front of the bear cVe

00:06

BEAR CAVE!!

This is where my- my daddy told me I WASNT SINGLE

00:06

get that!?

00:07

I know, I had, a woman

you have not bitches tevor

00:07

comeee ooomnn (edited)

I HAVE BITCHES!

let's make this bear cave a man cave

Your my bitch, right spooctus?

YEAA!

00:07

who wanna go in first

spooctus starts to cut down trees for logs

Ted just wobbled in

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 10

I can chop down trees!

TED!!

?roll d20

spooctus makes a somewhat stable wall of logs

@Curllum You rolled 19

CAN I CAREY YOU OVER MY HEAD TEDDY

BE RIGHT BACK GUYS

HE CHOPS DOWN HEAPS OF TREES

00:08

EVIL KILLED!

I NEED CAR BATTERIES

okay

YEAAAAHHHHH!! LETS GO IN LOUIE!!!!

ted come with me

steal it from the bus

louie picks up Ted, holds him over his head, and runs into the bear cave

Ted takes out his flashlight, putting it in his mouth for some odd reason, and turning it on

YEAA!!!!

?roll d20

@Rika Sakura You rolled 13

i have to go get some appliances for our man hip cave

I can get a tv….

FUCK YEAHHHH THAT FLASHLIGHT IS LIGHTING UP THE CAVE.. SOME HOW

Anyone want to help me rob a cabin?

go to the cabin trevor

00:09

i'll get the battery

Caaave!!

WAIT! I ALREADY HAVE SOMETHING!

00:09

he puts down a toilet

AAAAAAAAAAAAA {"CAVVVEEE!!!"}

YEAHH

00:09

TOILET!

CAVE TOILET!!!!

be right back guys i just need to get the battery

GET IT IN HERE

I’m- im gonna go rob the cabin… You can come with me… if you dare….

TOILET FIRST

AAAAAAAA {"GET ME IN MORE LOUIE! I CAN'T SEE SHIT!"}

Louie runs further into the cave

00:10

HOOT HOOT HOOT

Ted moves his head around like a fucking beacon

i'm back

00:11

and i have 2 car batteries

Lighting up the room with his somehow mouth flashlight

louie finally sets Ted down

00:11

eeaaa

00:11

WHerre

00:11

the toilet

00:11

i gottta pee

He took the flashlight out of his mouth BWEH!

I’m gonna pee on this rock

00:12

louie turns to face the cave wall and pees on a rock

00:12

I hit the rock

Meanwhile Ted finally gets to explore the cave... while drunk, he kept wandering farther in YOOOOO D..DIS PLACE IS HIC HUUUGGEEEE!

i'm back with a fridge

00:13

help me set it up in a good spot

GUYS! I GOT A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BLEACH!

louie stops peeing

00:13

okay thanks for helping me find the bathroom guys

I also stole a Tv

00:13

And a sofa

00:13

And a table

going ba ck to bed now

And a chair

let's connect the tv and fridge to the car batteries

00:14

?roll d20

@señor fbi You rolled 7

louie walks right past everyone and B lines for the tents

YOU hic FOOL THAT'S MY.. Hic JOB!

spooctus shocks himself by acccident

And another chair

OH YEAH! I FORGOT