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team building exercise (event)(archived) / lost-dragon-lair
in the deepest depths of the mine lies a massive hoard of gold! piles and piles of it reach almost to the ceiling! However, something seems off about this place. its a dragon it turns out. the dragon got itself stuck in the mines though so its hoard of treasure is forever unreachable it seems.
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:37 PM
(omg goblins mayb?!??!
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Alphonse! 25-Jun-22 06:38 PM
(its all chocolate gold coins. yuck.)
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:38 PM
(the thing thats off is that among sus imposter
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:39 PM
(you guys are silly
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:39 PM
(in a good way
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:39 PM
(neutral
18:39
(well bring in him here
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:39 PM
(just a sec brb
18:43
(ok
18:43
richard walks forward a bit more, and notices a giant mountain of gold
18:43
ooo shiny
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:44 PM
a loud thud can be heard
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:44 PM
he looks to where the sound came from
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:45 PM
he doesn't see anything yet
18:45
just kidding its a big ass dragon
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:45 PM
"oh shit"
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Rika Sakura 25-Jun-22 06:45 PM
(HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!?)
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:45 PM
the dragon briefly looks at richard
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Rika Sakura
(HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!?)
table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:46 PM
(idk i mean if the serial killer gains a dragon friend then that would be crazy
18:46
he just stands there
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:47 PM
the dragon takes off towards richard, its steps making a thunderous sound
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:47 PM
richard walks backwards, but kinda slow cuz hes stupid (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:47 PM
(the dragon fucking kills him
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:48 PM
(no
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:48 PM
(ik
18:48
the dragon gears up to breathe fire on richard
18:48
hed better get out of there
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:49 PM
richard gets out of the way and dodges, (unless i should roll for him dying) and tries to run back to the exit
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:49 PM
the dragon gives chase
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:49 PM
he runnin!!!!
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:49 PM
as the dragon chases after richard, it gets suck in the narrow halls of the mine
18:50
this initiates a cave-in
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:50 PM
"oh shit" richard runs to where the exit is, trying to get there before the cave basically dies (do i roll for him getting out)
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:51 PM
(yea i got a plan if he doesnt make it)
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:51 PM
(ok
18:51
?roll d20
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Dyno BOT 25-Jun-22 06:51 PM
@table! (326/649/656) You rolled 2
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:51 PM
(fuck
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:51 PM
(AHGGAHG
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:51 PM
he misses the exit. by a longshot
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:52 PM
the exit is blocked with rubble now
18:52
however, there seems to be a small hole to crawl out of. a very stink hole, at that
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Alphonse! 25-Jun-22 06:52 PM
(yoooo good thing he has a pickaxe .
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:52 PM
(omg right
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Alphonse! 25-Jun-22 06:52 PM
(oh i see
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:52 PM
with something dripping out from it?
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:52 PM
(drink
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Alphonse! 25-Jun-22 06:52 PM
(NO
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:52 PM
(YES
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:53 PM
(we can roll for it
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:53 PM
(roll for picaxe
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:53 PM
richard walks over to the hole
18:53
(ok
18:53
?roll d20
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Dyno BOT 25-Jun-22 06:53 PM
@table! (326/649/656) You rolled 18
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:53 PM
(wow
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:53 PM
(awwwwwwwww
18:53
(lucky bastard
18:53
(i was gonna make him crawl up through the outhouse toilet)
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:53 PM
(drink the suspicious drink
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louie (203 & 616)
(i was gonna make him crawl up through the outhouse toilet)
table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:53 PM
(no he should so do that
18:53
(anyway
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:53 PM
(bet
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Alphonse! 25-Jun-22 06:53 PM
(richard dies to mysterious shit liquid after drinking it . more news at 7.)
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:54 PM
(richard: professional piss drinker
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:54 PM
he just breaks the hole, so its bigger. its shit liquid, and he got it on his socks.
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18:55
(remember: no shoes
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Alphonse! 25-Jun-22 06:55 PM
(now he has to take them off . barefooted, wandering through forest . wonderful for his princess feet
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louie (203 & 616) 25-Jun-22 06:55 PM
(move to #outhouse 😭
18:55
(this too funny
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table! (326/649/656) 25-Jun-22 06:55 PM
(yess
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