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tsp rp no spoilers 2
23:50
this is floor 400
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 21-May-22 11:53 PM
hi~ I've been called down to do some general survey stuff for the big boss. Misbehave if you want~
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i’m too dumb to misbehave!
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006’s desk is on fire!!
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 22-May-22 12:04 AM
(me when any slight inconvienience) (Fiiirrreee!!!!!)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 22-May-22 12:04 AM
oh boy. That's like what, the 5th time this week?
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bug "rose"
i’m too dumb to misbehave!
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 22-May-22 12:05 AM
That's good! I'm not particularly looking for a reason to fire you! Not right now at least- but you've been nice so far :>
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you’d think they’d regulate my emotions again but apparently not.
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hey uhhhhhhhh
00:14
question
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 22-May-22 12:15 AM
yessss my dearest 001?
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are you guys mind controlling us or somethin’?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 22-May-22 12:18 AM
No of course not, hun. What makes you think that? (666 lied as easily as they breathed)
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sometimes i get flat and emotionless for like, two days, lol. plus there’s cameras EVERYWHERE.
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god do i Love setting the place on fire!
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ababa
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Ababa 2
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Lore (#064/#132) 29-May-22 01:07 AM
Ababa 3
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 01:07 AM
ababa 4
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 29-May-22 01:07 AM
Ababa 5
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 01:07 AM
ababa 6
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 29-May-22 01:07 AM
Ababa 7 !
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Lore (#064/#132) 29-May-22 01:08 AM
Ababa 8
01:08
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001 woke up, having fallen asleep at 424’s desk. How long was she out? She looked around, yawning, and got up. 001 is wearing a red hoodie
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o hyeah
17:31
@everyone YOU WANNA USE THIS
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:31 PM
huh
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 29-May-22 05:31 PM
yeas?
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we doin a thing?
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 05:32 PM
sure
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bug "rose"
001 woke up, having fallen asleep at 424’s desk. How long was she out? She looked around, yawning, and got up. 001 is wearing a red hoodie
rose shouts. YO ANYONE HERE
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 05:35 PM
Tanner annoyedly shouts back Lower your voice dumbass! Having been able to hear Rose through his headphones and god his music is on max voliume on literally everything right now. The player is just chilling right now, still paranoid though
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S- sorry.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 29-May-22 05:35 PM
250 just looks at the direction the scream came from as he gets up from his office and goes to the lounge
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:36 PM
louie recognized the voice and thusly remained silent, not wishing to interact with 001
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Louie if you come here you get your soul back.
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:36 PM
111 was at her desk, looking away at cat videos, why? Why not. She's a cat lover and this was her "job". Her therapy cat Mr Kibbles was in her lap, purring away
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 05:37 PM
Kel casually walked over to Tanner's desk Tanner, as a fellow manager, it is not professional to yell obscenities at the employees now, is it?
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:37 PM
louie remained silent still, knowing that the reset gave him back his soul
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(it actually doesn’t do that)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:37 PM
(Yes it do)
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 05:37 PM
He sighs All good, just, that was really loud He was speaking decently loud but his voice was lowering as he ended. Looking away as Kel walked over to remind him that he is in fact a manager Yeah- Sorry just- A bit bothered because I had to sort through all my files again.. He spoke, signaling to the massive mess of papers on the desk
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bug "rose"
(it actually doesn’t do that)
Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 05:38 PM
(Since Louie's soul was freed from 001 before the reset, it's back in his body now)
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(right)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:38 PM
(What he said)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 05:38 PM
(ye lol hah)
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(oopsie)
17:38
Hey, uh, Kel. Questiob
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 05:39 PM
Yes, 001?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 05:39 PM
[666 walks over and spots 001 and Kel.]
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:39 PM
111 did hear 001 shout, but she didn't want to respond, knowing what happened before did something to her personality, now forever scared of people... and becoming more nervous
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Where’s the exit?
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 05:39 PM
The...exit? Whatever do you mean?
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How do I leave?
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Rika Sakura
111 did hear 001 shout, but she didn't want to respond, knowing what happened before did something to her personality, now forever scared of people... and becoming more nervous
(IM SORRYYYYY ;—;)
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 05:40 PM
He sighs and puts on his headphones again, back to painfully sorting through papers for demostrations he goes. He probably put on amnesia was her name or some shit since its him. Quietly nodding his head to the rythm but with one earphone down to keep an ear on the conversation
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bug "rose"
(IM SORRYYYYY ;—;)
Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:40 PM
(SAYING SORRY WON'T DO MUCH, DIS IS HER PERSONALITY IN GENERAL. ;-;)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 05:41 PM
Kel laughed That's very amusing, 001. Why would you ever want to leave? This company is such a wonderful and productive place to be!
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I’m tired. I want to go home.
17:41
fuck it, she’s wearing her white button up, non demon mode
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 05:42 PM
Tired? Well, that's not optimal. Why don't you run along and rest in the lounge? There's plenty of refreshments and places to rest there
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I’m tired of the lounge, too. How do I leave?
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 05:42 PM
He talks to Kel Hey Kel, I ran out of sweets but I can't go get more. He wants this very specific cheesecake from this very specific place otherwise he may just get more annoyed. He knows he ran out because there's no more in his fridge
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 05:45 PM
Kel heard Tanner's request as he spoke to 001 Well now. I suppose we could go on a quick company break, if Employee 666 would be so kind as to teleport us. I need to stop by to pick up some cake for Tanner regardless
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 05:45 PM
Well~ I supposeI could. What do I get out of it?
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I wish I could teleport..
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bug "rose"
I wish I could teleport..
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 05:45 PM
(lmfao did rose forgor cause shes in button up?)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:46 PM
(ok im back)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
Well~ I supposeI could. What do I get out of it?
Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 05:46 PM
I'll save a slice of cake for you
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(lmfao did rose forgor cause shes in button up?)
(yeah)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:47 PM
(Wb overo)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
I'll save a slice of cake for you
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 05:47 PM
Uugh fine.. Off you go then~ [666 teleports them.]
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 29-May-22 05:47 PM
It's happening in the serious RP btw. It's time for the epilogue of chapter 2! (oops wrong channel I meant general) (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:48 PM
man im bored
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:48 PM
111 then sighed, turning off her computer, thinking to herself, now grabbing some materials in her desk, now being in crafty mood
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 05:48 PM
Kel and 001 arrive at the cake shop. He hands 001 ten dollars Run along now, you have 15 minutes before we must return
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:48 PM
gets up and starts wandering the office
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
Kel and 001 arrive at the cake shop. He hands 001 ten dollars Run along now, you have 15 minutes before we must return
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 05:48 PM
(dad energy fr)
😭 3
❤️ 1
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 05:48 PM
Tanner smiles at the promise he'll get more cheesecake. He looks back at his papers, and then he looks at his shadow which is the player for now, the player looks bored of papers.
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 05:48 PM
CHEESECAKE?!
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Yea!!~ Rose orders some chocolate cake and a glass of milk, waitin
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:49 PM
louie makes his way to 111's office
17:49
howdy
17:49
im back in 1 piece again
17:49
can i hold your cat now
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 05:49 PM
(oh we at the shop?) yall know moni orders the sugariest shit they have (edited)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:50 PM
- She jumped up from her chair W..Wait you're alive!?
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:50 PM
i mean now i am
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:50 PM
How- why- when-
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 05:50 PM
Oh, Monika. Hello, 001 and I are picking up some cheesecake for Tanner
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:50 PM
ok ok listen
17:50
sso i died
17:50
became a ghost
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:50 PM
....
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:50 PM
found a big reset button out of bounds
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
Oh, Monika. Hello, 001 and I are picking up some cheesecake for Tanner
MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 05:50 PM
oh
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:50 PM
and pressed it
17:50
now im here
17:50
dont tell 001
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Rose is thoroughly enjoying her chocolate cake and milk
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:51 PM
111 blinked .....Sooo... theres- a big.... button...... "out of bounds"- ...I'm still dreaming... -v-'''
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:51 PM
i dont know how else to describe it
17:51
except "out of bounds"
17:51
it was like a white void
17:51
all i did was head in 1 direction for a while
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(203 stop torturing 111)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:51 PM
...This isn't a video game Louie.. It sounds like you're saying-
17:51
(4th wall break haha)
17:52
(funny ahaha wall break)
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 05:52 PM
(lol
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:52 PM
(tehe)
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 05:52 PM
The player takes over Tanner's body for a second and just messes up the papers for the second time. You can only hear Tanner shout OH FOR FUCKS SAKE- Before he tripped and fell on the paper, just, sitting now on the floor on his ass and the papers he's supposed to be organizing.
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bug "rose"
(203 stop torturing 111)
Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:52 PM
(POOR 111 MAN AT THIS POINT SHE'LL GO DOWN A RABBIT HOLE OF SHIT.)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:52 PM
(?????)
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Rika Sakura
(4th wall break haha)
Shinyquarks 29-May-22 05:52 PM
broken
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Rose finishes her cake, her shirt unbuttoned because I needed to put text after the comma
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:52 PM
anyway
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Shinyquarks
broken
Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:52 PM
(Perfection. Thank you.)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:52 PM
now im back
17:52
can i please hold the kitty now
17:53
i really need comfort
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:53 PM
....
17:53
F..Fine... for five minutes.. 111 then hands Louie her therapy cat
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:53 PM
awww tahnk you
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 05:53 PM
as moni gets her cake, its demolished in a minute
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Rose goes… not here.
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:53 PM
Mr Kibbles) Meow.
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:53 PM
just chills with the cat for a while
17:54
awww you percious (edited)
17:54
i need a pet
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:54 PM
111 goes back to her craft, which she was making a pin out of certain things in her desk, she was that bored of watching cat videos
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:54 PM
oooh wahts that
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:54 PM
Mr Kibbles) Insert purring here
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:54 PM
you making a pin?
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:55 PM
Yeah.. duh!
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:55 PM
what is it gonna look like
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:55 PM
Hmmm... 111 thought for a second, she didn't think about that before.....
17:55
Then something comes to her You did say you wanted a pet.. what animal do you want on it? .w.?
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:56 PM
oooooh
17:56
a frog
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 05:56 PM
Tanner sighs and gets up, leaving the mess as it is on his office before heading towards where he could hear people, aka by 111's desk. The view of this massive man was truly something, he looked bothered and the pure black half of his face looked scared but when does it not.
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:56 PM
louie turns around at the sound of footsteps
17:56
oh hey
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 05:56 PM
You got it! 111 then begins to make the pin into the shape of a frog, she didn't see Tanner at first since she was hard at work making the pin
17:57
Then looking up at Louie, wondering who he was talking to, then seeing Tanner o-o She backed up slightly, she wasn't expecting that
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 05:58 PM
He waves Hello.. He looked a bit bothered, one headphone in his ear and the other down. Player decided they didn't want to watch me organize papers anymore and messed up my already messed up paper stack again. He sighs, the teary eye on the right side of his face seemingly smiling a bit, huh so that's the player
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:59 PM
(who is he)
17:59
(can you rewrite more clearly please)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:00 PM
Oh... 111 giggled slightly, acting a little.... different then before, not really knowing what to say to that, then looking back down at the pin, she's acting a little... nervous
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 06:00 PM
if you look at Tanner's refference drawing, half of his face is black, that's the player, theyre just the player //
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:00 PM
(ok
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 06:01 PM
He hums and tilts his head Is everything good 111? His voice soft
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:01 PM
louie goes in for a handshake but insteads backs up a little bit to give the two some space
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:01 PM
...Mm... y..yeah! Everythings.... fine... 111 definitely was acting different..
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:02 PM
realizing he was still holding onto the cat, louie quickly returned him to 111
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 06:02 PM
He shakes Louie's hand, hand big and soft huh. He nods at him before looking at 111 again You sure..?
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:03 PM
111 suddenly just grabbed onto her cat, yeah something was definitely up.. Louie probably knows what it is, hugging onto her cat like a plush M..mhm.
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:03 PM
( i dont im sorry)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:03 PM
(Boi-)
18:03
(The last reset-)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:03 PM
( iam a little stipid)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:03 PM
(That-)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:03 PM
(oh)
18:03
(nevermind)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:06 PM
111 took a deep breath, slightly calming down since her cat is back in her arms, Mr Kibbles purring away
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 06:10 PM
Alright, 001. I've obtained Tanner's cheesecake, it's time to go back to the office
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:11 PM
[666 teleports to Kel and 001, then they teleport back with them.]
18:11
Poof~
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 06:12 PM
Kel hands Sheryl a slice of cake, before calling to Tanner Tanner, we've got your cheesecake
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 06:13 PM
He hums and waves to 111 and 203, rushing over to Kel for his cheesecake Can I has my cheesecake now? He said, standing infront of the mess the player had made of his desk
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:13 PM
111 nodded as Tanner left, putting her cat back on her desk, going back to the pin
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 06:13 PM
i smell cake
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
Kel hands Sheryl a slice of cake, before calling to Tanner Tanner, we've got your cheesecake
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:14 PM
[666 stares at their slice. Red velvet? Hm... not horrible they supposed. Though it could've been worse. Kel might be into old man flavours, like carrot cake or something.] (NO DISS TOWARDS CARROT CAKE IRL THO)
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 06:14 PM
standing there... menacingly
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:14 PM
ayo let me in on this
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 06:14 PM
Kel looked at Tanner's desk in disdain and handed him the cake Right, I won't judge your organization skills, but I do recommend tidying up ever so often
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:14 PM
follows 295
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 06:14 PM
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:15 PM
oh my
18:15
anyways
18:15
is there any left
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 06:15 PM
He takes the cake and shoves it in his fridge before Monika can get to him.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
[666 stares at their slice. Red velvet? Hm... not horrible they supposed. Though it could've been worse. Kel might be into old man flavours, like carrot cake or something.] (NO DISS TOWARDS CARROT CAKE IRL THO)
Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 06:15 PM
(He's in his 20s, please 😭 )
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 06:15 PM
runs to get some cake
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
(He's in his 20s, please 😭 )
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:15 PM
(old...)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:15 PM
111 then puts the pin aside, grabbing some markers that were in a drawer, beginning to color in the pin
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 06:16 PM
T-The player didn't want to watch me organize more papers and got rid of my progress- He was standing right against the door to the mini fridge on his office
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 06:16 PM
runs into the fridge OW DAMMIT
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:16 PM
sends a text asking 111 if they want some cake
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MonikaTheLesbian
runs into the fridge OW DAMMIT
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:16 PM
pfftttt..
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:16 PM
111 checks her phone .... Mmmm.... "Nah.."
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:16 PM
guys is there any cake
18:16
left
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 06:17 PM
GIVE
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 06:17 PM
He is now protecting his fridge very strongly No!
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:17 PM
ok :(
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:17 PM
She then finished the pin, staring at it ... I should've brought in googly eyes.... -v-''
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louie (203 & 616)
guys is there any cake
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:17 PM
know what? You can have my slice. I'm not a fan of sweets anyways.
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:17 PM
yiipeee
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:17 PM
She then just colored in the frogs eyes with black
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:18 PM
does a corny disney channel pose
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:18 PM
[humans are weird...]
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:18 PM
thank you
18:18
destroys the slice in 2 giant bites
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 06:18 PM
WHERE. IS. THE. CAKE?!?!?
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 06:18 PM
Gone! Reduced to atoms!
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:19 PM
111 then looks at the entrance of her office, thinking to herself: "...Should I go out and give it to Louie..? but.... they're out there...." (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 29-May-22 06:20 PM
p-p
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louie (203 & 616)
destroys the slice in 2 giant bites
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:20 PM
[Correction. Humans and sirens apparently love cake a little too much. hugh...]
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:21 PM
"I'd.. rather stay in here.. I.. don't want to die... like how I saw-" 111 shivered at the thought
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(what are brackets?)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 29-May-22 06:22 PM
(they are symbols)
18:22
(/j)
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bug "rose"
(what are brackets?)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:24 PM
(i wanna use them as sheryl's like inner though process/actions. idk might be cinfusing)
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Shinyquarks 29-May-22 06:24 PM
I think usually italics are used for that
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:25 PM
(heck true.)
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(sheryl’s ooc)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:25 PM
louie is just standing there, full of cake
18:25
mmm
18:25
( i have no clue what to do)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:26 PM
(LMFAO0
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(i wanna use them as sheryl's like inner though process/actions. idk might be cinfusing)
Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 06:26 PM
(I use italics for both actions and inner thoughts, sort of like a narrator for Kel)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 29-May-22 06:26 PM
(i occasionally see ‘these’ used for thoughts but it does kinda get confusing and i also see ‘this’ idk)
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 06:26 PM
i use italics for thoughts, normal text for actions, and this is spoken//
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 06:26 PM
(I am Kel's Narrator, ooh metaaa)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
(I use italics for both actions and inner thoughts, sort of like a narrator for Kel)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:26 PM
(hmmm!!)
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(OH GOD WE’RE ALL NARRATORS)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 29-May-22 06:27 PM
(Nooo What No Im Not)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 06:27 PM
(Yeah pretty much)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 29-May-22 06:27 PM
(Nahhhh)
18:27
(Neverrr)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:27 PM
(me)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:28 PM
(me a lil)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 29-May-22 06:28 PM
(sweet im bottom british man)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:28 PM
(lmakfdJHFKHJASEDFKWEAHFUAWEUFUAHW)
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JUN_M4NJ0UM3 29-May-22 06:29 PM
wooo //
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
(sweet im bottom british man)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 29-May-22 06:29 PM
(Real!)
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louie (203 & 616)
( i have no clue what to do)
Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:31 PM
(Same)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 06:48 PM
louie decides that after standing motionless for 2 hours that it would be a good idea to get back to his desk
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 06:50 PM
111 then just keeps the pin on her desk I'll... give it to him later..
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264 skips into azura’s office holding lunch in hand for her best friend hello! i brought your favorite, ham sandwich with extra extra ham!!
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:32 PM
- 111 perked up Thanks bestie! 111 feels a bit better with her around, smiling now Aww.. I feel bad now.. I don't have anything for you..! ;-;
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264 smiles and grabs 111’s hand. she squeezes it in reassurance it’s okay, dont worry! you did not need to do anything for me!! your company is enough. tequila pulls 111 up out of her seat
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:38 PM
- ! 111 wobbled slightly, she wasn't expecting that
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tequila lets go and claps her hands while jumping now eat, now eat!! dont want it to get cold
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:39 PM
Okay okay! Jeez! 111 giggled C..Calm down!
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:41 PM
louie comes by to check out the frog pin
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264 hands 111 her lunch and hums
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:41 PM
well hello
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264 turns around after hearing louie LOUIE!!!!! she runs and jumps, hugging him very tightly!
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:41 PM
hello !!!!!
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it’s been a while tequila
19:42
you been sick?
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:42 PM
111 began to eat, then looking at Louie, food still in her mouth, she then swallowed Oh.. hey Louie.. The pin is on the desk. She then goes back to eating
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:42 PM
gives a big 4 armed hug
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it has it has, i had a very bad fever! tequila turns around and looks at the pin. she squeals THAT IS SO CUTE! did you make it?
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:43 PM
louie turns to the pin
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OEEUUU my god
19:43
it is so lovely
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:43 PM
111 swallowed again Yep..! I made it! I was bored... and Louie wanted it to be a frog..
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:43 PM
it is my best friend
19:43
what is it’s name
19:44
proudly pins on suit
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she said the first name that came to her mind name it evan!
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:44 PM
Evan the frog
19:44
my new best buddy
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(hey i hAve a frog pin)
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yay!!! tequila spins around to look at azura, who is still eating. how is it?
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:45 PM
111 begins to smile and giggle, happy now that 203 loves the pin
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(forg)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:45 PM
Oh! It's good >-<..! She went back to munching on the sandwich
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:45 PM
(lovely) (edited)
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i am so glad! tequila’s expression fell to one of worry while looking at azura. i thought you would be hungry since i did not see you in the lounge!! do you want me to grab you a water?
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:47 PM
oh man I’d love to join you guys in the lounge
19:48
I am behin on work though
19:48
so sorry fellas and tequlila
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louie!!!! we have talked about this, do your work and stop slacking off!
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:48 PM
plants a little smoosh and walk away
19:48
(That is bye bye)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:48 PM
111 shakes her head I got water here don't worry.. She went to her little tiny fridge, grabbing a water from inside, drinking it
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264 stops with her lecture and smiles, face turning red goodbye!!! see you later
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:49 PM
(S H I P.)
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im so glad, azura! you need to be hydrated. also love the fridge, is it new?! i dont remember seeing it last week! tequila bends down to look at it
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:50 PM
(They are literally dating) (edited)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:50 PM
(Ye I know. BUT S H I P)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 07:50 PM
(ok but I really do need to go Mexican food is calling for me)
19:50
(Bye bye employee chat)
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(you are so unbelievably silly, have fun and do not choke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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im so glad, azura! you need to be hydrated. also love the fridge, is it new?! i dont remember seeing it last week! tequila bends down to look at it
Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:51 PM
Oh! Yeah I just got this a couple of days ago! 111 pats the top of the fridge, it has tiny cat like features in it, even black eyes are on the fridge I.. usually keep my own baking goods in here.. plus water.
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hands on her knees, 264 redirects her gaze to meet her friends. she really loves the fridge! it is very cute and suits azura so much, she thinks. I LOVE IT SO MUCH! she opens up the fridge and grabs a cold bottle of water, tossing it to 111. now you need to drink water! do you have any work you need to do? i would be happy to help since i finished with designs before my break!
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 07:56 PM
111 now has two bottles of water I'm glad you like it! She goes over to Mr Kibbles water bowl which is empty, opening the second water bottle, filling the bowl up with water, Mr Kibbles goes over to drink I finished all of my work a couple of hours ago.. which is why I've been working on these.. little projects.
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264 walks over to mr kibbles and pets his head, sneaking him a piece of ham tequila saved just for him. ive always loved your cat, i remember the day you first got him! hes so big now!! anyway. yeah i can tell, i really reeeeally like the pin you made for louie! maybe we can make something together? she tilts her head and smiles, eyes closed. her pigtails move around as her head falls
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 08:02 PM
Mr Kibbles purrs due to the pets, eating away at the ham, 111 giggled, knowing of course Tequila would bring something for her cat What do you want to make then..? 111 was smiling, really liking the company More pins..? Something for the office? Any ideas..?
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tequila’s eyes go bright. she was so excited, she has not spend 1 on 1 time with azura in so long! how tequila missed her during her absence. 264 had also come up with an idea which, too, excited her. WE SHOULD TOTALLY-OTALLY MAKE MORE MUGS FOR THE OFFICE, YKNOW!! GIFTS FOR EVERY EMPLOYEE!!
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 08:06 PM
111's eyes lit up OH MY GOD YES!!!! She perked up, giggling and smiling
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(:0)
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(gift ^^)
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 08:08 PM
111 then realized she would have to make something for 001... the brightness in her eyes faded slightly... not really looking forward to...... seeing 001 at all after what happened.. yes it bothers her that much
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yeah i dont think youll see 001 all that much :/
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264 quickly hugs her friend after seeing azura’s smile fade. after letting go, she toddles over to exit the room. she needed to grab more mugs! i will be right back, don’t miss me too much! she skips out of 111’s room before 111 could respond and off she went to the lounge to grab kitkats for azura. tequila held the candy to her chest while thinking of what could possibly upset 111. after leaving the lounge, she grabs more blank, white mugs and walks back to her best friend’s room. here you go, new mugs and new candy! she sets the cups down on the table and hands the chocolate treat to azura.
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 08:16 PM
- 111's smile returned slightly due to the hug Oh oka- She stopped mid sentence when 264 exited the room, when she returned with the mugs and the candy, she lit up once again like before Aww you didn't have to get me candy.... ;-; Wait- are- are those- She looked down at the Kitkats . . . . . . . OH MY GOOOODDDD!!!! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO! She then tackle hugged 264 Y..You really didn't! ;-;
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264 giggles turn into loud laughter i knooow i knowww, you always say that! but i wanted to and thats all that matters! tequila pokes azura on the nose NOW! what do you want to put on the mugs!?! i have lotso ideas but the design department won’t be too happy since i already told them some!
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 08:20 PM
- 111's nose twitched slightly due to the poke, giggling Uh.. UH! What to put... hm.. Maybe... 111 then begins to wonder about, thinking about what to put on the mugs - I GOT IT! What about we put their numbers on the mugs plus something they like!?
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PERFECT IDEA! i will super subtly ask everyone what they like, nobody will ever know! 264 blinked very fast as she was talking and emphasized a lot with her hands.
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 08:24 PM
Okay okay! I'll set everything up here! 111 smiled, opening one of the Kitkats, breaking it apart and eating one at a time
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do you have a spare notebook? i will keep tabs on what everyone says there! tequila looks around the office in hopes of finding one.
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 08:26 PM
Hm.. let me check here! 111 then begins to check her desk and drawers for a notebook
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her scavenging comes to an end once 264 found a light pink notebook adorned with white polka dots. i found one, don’t worry! its so cute. tequila opens her bag she keeps on her body at all times and plops the pink book in along with a few colored pencils, washing tape, and a pen. i am now ready to go interrogate! do you want to come with? it will be like an adventure.!!
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 08:30 PM
Yeah sure! :D 111 picked up Mr Kibbles, still nomming away on a Kitkat, coming out of her office, a little nervous at first
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264 holds her arms close to her, shaking them rapidly out of happiness YAYYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!! AND OFF WE GO! 264 opens the door to exit 111’s room.
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Rika Sakura 29-May-22 08:33 PM
Okay okay!! 111's laughing to herself, exiting the room
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001 wakes up, having fallen asleep at 424’s desk. How long was she out? She looked around, yawning, and got up. 001 is wearing her dark red hoodie, looking even more stained with something than usual
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20:57
Rose is back.
20:59
(anyone wanna fuck w her?)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 08:59 PM
(do you promise not to maim me)
20:59
(or kill me) (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 08:59 PM
(Someone give rose some tlc fr)
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(tlc???)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 09:00 PM
(tell )
21:00
(will you not murder or shoot or maim or hurt or kill me)
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bug "rose"
(tlc???)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 09:00 PM
(Tender loving care) (edited)
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(bruh give ME tlc)
21:01
Rose sits back down at her desk, hoodie up. She just sits there on her phone.
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bug "rose"
(bruh give ME tlc)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 09:01 PM
(I AM MENTALLY PROJECTING IT ARGGSG)
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(my head hurts)
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i no longer want to rp sad rose
22:29
arc’s over
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 11:40 PM
(i would like to do this once more today)
23:41
(does anyone have any iders)
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 11:50 PM
( :( )
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:07 PM
they on their way (edited)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:07 PM
we are now at the stairway to the bosses office
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:07 PM
shit
18:07
is it up or down a floor (edited)
18:07
do you remember
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:07 PM
uhhhhh
18:07
lets split up?
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:07 PM
nononono
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:08 PM
okay
18:08
uhm
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:08 PM
that is the wrost idea
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:08 PM
(less than 10 equals down)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:08 PM
do you remember
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:08 PM
?roll d20
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@Shinyquarks You rolled 8
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:08 PM
Guess its down..
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:08 PM
alright lets try it
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:08 PM
Oh wow never mind
18:08
im getting bad vibes from this place
18:08
should we push on?
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:08 PM
here
18:08
ill keep watch
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:09 PM
okay
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:09 PM
it does strike me as odd that there's a car parked here
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everyone gets chills :D
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:09 PM
up in the building
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:09 PM
wait
18:09
maybe sheryl knows (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:09 PM
yea
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:09 PM
HEY SHERYL
18:09
DO WE GO UP OR DOWN TO FIND THE BOSSES OFFICE?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:10 PM
(OH boy)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:10 PM
WE FORGOT
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:10 PM
you dont have to shout
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:10 PM
?roll d20
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@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) You rolled 17
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:10 PM
Up~.
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:10 PM
okay nice
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:10 PM
alright yea
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:10 PM
lets go up then!
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:10 PM
that place freaked me out
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:10 PM
the scene is the door to the bosses office, next to the reception desk
18:10
I guess this is it then?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:10 PM
[Sheryl mentally notes that 203 gets freaked out by freaky places.]
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
[Sheryl mentally notes that 203 gets freaked out by freaky places.]
louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:11 PM
(??????? )
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:11 PM
mhm~ although, I'm taking all of this down, yknow? Boss isn't gonna be happy~.
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(afk! vr time.)
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louie (203 & 616)
(??????? )
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:11 PM
(Just for future reference ;) they're very stalker like)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:11 PM
wait you're taking this down?
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:11 PM
no
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we
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are
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:11 PM
are you saying you're betraying us
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:11 PM
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 15
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:12 PM
louie tackles sheryl to the ground, anticipating a betrayal
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:12 PM
?roll d20
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@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) You rolled 1
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:12 PM
(PFFT)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:12 PM
(EAT SHIT WOW)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:12 PM
(lol)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:12 PM
Sheryl gets tackled.
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:12 PM
Thanks louie
18:12
143 rushes into the bosses office
18:12
"VIVA LA REVOLUTION"
18:12
he throws the boss out the window
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:12 PM
louie gives a thumbs up as he holds down 666 (edited)
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louie (203 & 616)
louie gives a thumbs up as he holds down 666 (edited)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:13 PM
Sheryl attempts to bite 203
18:13
?roll d20
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@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) You rolled 13
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:13 PM
fucking ow!
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:13 PM
THE BOSS IS DEAD
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:13 PM
They bit Louie. Just for fun.
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:13 PM
YOU KILLED HIM?
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:13 PM
YES
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:13 PM
i mean
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:13 PM
SHOULDVE PROMOTED ME THAT FUCKER
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:13 PM
ok
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:13 PM
Oh neat! I'm gonna go check out his body~ anyone wanna come?
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:13 PM
yeah sure
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:13 PM
im good
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:13 PM
we cant have any offscreen deaths
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18:14
else they come back
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
Oh neat! I'm gonna go check out his body~ anyone wanna come?
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 30-May-22 06:14 PM
250 quietly nods
18:14
He just walks into the office wooo
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:14 PM
Right then. Well.. sigh. Guess there isn't any more reason to hide it then. 666 teleports with 143 and 250 to the boss's dead body.
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:15 PM
louie just kinda stands there, tending to his minor bite wound
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:15 PM
woah
18:15
you can teleport?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:15 PM
Hm~ yeah. Most people would be more freaked out though.
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:15 PM
I heard that's one of the rarer abilities
18:16
wait cherry what are you exactly?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:16 PM
Mhm~. Well, you can figure out that I'm a non-human now, right?
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:16 PM
yeah
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:16 PM
Well, I do owe you 1 and a half favours. Do you want to use that now?
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:17 PM
shouting from the other room SHES A DEMON
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 30-May-22 06:17 PM
250 mindlessly kinda kicks the corpse
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:17 PM
use them for what?
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250 mindlessly kinda kicks the corpse
louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:17 PM
(shoutout to this its a nice lil character thing. genuninely like that)
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143
18:18
SHE IS A DEMON
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Shinyquarks
use them for what?
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:18 PM
Use them to answer your question, silly. I'm not going to give you the answer just like that. You gotta offer me something. Or just use your 1.0 of your favors.
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:18 PM
NO DEALS
18:18
LISTEN TO ME
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DO NOT
18:18
DEAL WITH HER
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:18 PM
oh a demon?
18:18
that brings back memories
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:18 PM
(SHUSH UR NOT IN THE ENDLESS VOID TEND TO YOUR WOUND YOU 4 ARMED HOE-)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:18 PM
:(
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:18 PM
you know my parents named me after a demon
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:18 PM
(I'm sorry)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:18 PM
but then we got sued for violating the demons intellecutal property
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:18 PM
(its ok !)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:18 PM
we settled it with a third of my baby soul tho
18:19
kinda made it unstable
18:19
whoopsie
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 30-May-22 06:19 PM
(careless whisper starts playing)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:19 PM
Oh. That actually explains a lot.
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:19 PM
oh lord
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 30-May-22 06:19 PM
(Hello I’m here now, what’s going on?)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:19 PM
(youre dead)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
(Hello I’m here now, what’s going on?)
Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:19 PM
I killed the boss
18:20
the more important issue instead of you being a demon here is...
18:20
Who is the new boss?
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:20 PM
*louie rushes in *
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 30-May-22 06:20 PM
(Well, good thing Kel’s not the boss in this timeline)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:20 PM
I vote
18:20
uhhhhh
18:20
143 is cool
18:20
i say you
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:20 PM
(Theorteticallt would I be able to get the boss's soul???? Or is it damaged)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:21 PM
(I'd say it's hanging on by a thread, slightly weakened)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 30-May-22 06:21 PM
(Depends, how did the boss die?)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:21 PM
(Falling out of a window)
18:21
(I'll roll to try)
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(can i possess someone)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:21 PM
?roll d20
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@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) You rolled 10
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:21 PM
(Wow.)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 30-May-22 06:21 PM
(Half damaged)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:21 PM
You know what
18:21
I also vote me for boss
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bug "rose"
(can i possess someone)
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 30-May-22 06:21 PM
sure if u want)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:22 PM
666 picks up the boss's half damaged soul. Damn. The boss had a strong soul but it's half damaged. Oh well. Guess that's that.
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:22 PM
so uh, by democratic process am I the new boss?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:22 PM
I mean, 143's been nothing but chaotic. So why not?
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:23 PM
nice
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:23 PM
(Sheryl kinda works for the boss in their lore but with 143 ig they're free and just being a casual rp demon LOL)
18:23
(Brb)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 30-May-22 06:23 PM
(Kel’s not here right now, but if he was, he would not approve of electing a new boss via nominations)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:23 PM
awesome boss
18:23
wooooooo
18:24
whispers under breath please dont kill me
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:24 PM
(wait does sheryls contract specify she is bound to that specific boss, or just the person in position of boss?)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 30-May-22 06:24 PM
(Person in position of boss, get soul linked good sir)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:24 PM
(Haha.)
18:25
(You could always break off the soul link too)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:25 PM
(oh no my soul)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:25 PM
(LOL)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:25 PM
(well i think i'd have to be informed of the contract first)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:25 PM
(remember when this was about the stanley parable)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 30-May-22 06:25 PM
(Now you know how Kel feels in the serious timeline)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 06:25 PM
(I'll infodump later. Brbrbrbbrbrb)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:25 PM
(also by voting myself to be boss I think some kind of fine print could say that means i agreed to the contract)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 30-May-22 06:26 PM
(I can sort of answer questions about boss soul contracts while Cherry is away)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:26 PM
(so i guess 143 is soullinked)
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:26 PM
(Continuing on from #employee-lounge)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:26 PM
Oh hi
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:26 PM
well hello
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:26 PM
Im the new boss
18:26
who are you
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:26 PM
J
18:26
tahts my buddy J
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:26 PM
-I come from an alternate universe. Where you are not the boss-
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:26 PM
oh cool
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MonikaTheLesbian 30-May-22 06:27 PM
hey
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:27 PM
oh lord (edited)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:27 PM
Can i take a picture?
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:27 PM
are you not the J
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:27 PM
takes out phone
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:27 PM
that i had to talk out of killing me
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:27 PM
click
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:27 PM
with a gun
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:27 PM
-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!-
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:27 PM
fuck
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:27 PM
uhh
18:27
it's a camera
18:27
but small
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:27 PM
restrains 333 again
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:27 PM
-Oh okay...-
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:27 PM
lets go
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:27 PM
puts back phone
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 30-May-22 06:28 PM
(Where is this happening? Kel may or may not join)
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:28 PM
-Does anyone want to come with me back to the universe I come from?-
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:28 PM
(i think it's in the bosses office now)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:28 PM
wait J are you the J (edited)
18:28
that i did stuff with (edited)
18:28
do you know me
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:28 PM
(Yeah. but this is a different universe and you are a different Louie so you don't know him)
18:29
-Yeah I know you. an ALTERNATE you!-
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:29 PM
(no you are not changing everyone else)
18:29
(bro you cant just change everyone eles reality) (edited)
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:29 PM
(I'm not. Perhaps you misunderstood.)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:29 PM
well nice to meet you J
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:29 PM
(cause my louie knows you)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:29 PM
my name is Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:30 PM
-Nice to meet you Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar-
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MonikaTheLesbian 30-May-22 06:30 PM
im Monika, mister J
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:30 PM
don't mispronounce it or you might summon a demon
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:30 PM
hello monika
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:30 PM
its quite likely actually (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:30 PM
i am louie
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:30 PM
-I won't sir.-
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MonikaTheLesbian 30-May-22 06:30 PM
hi louie
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:30 PM
extends out lower left hand for a handshake
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:31 PM
wait louie since you have 4 hands
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:31 PM
thinks about how one of these days someone is gonna freak out at him
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:31 PM
you could be really good at juggling
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:31 PM
i could
18:31
but i am not
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:31 PM
yeah
18:31
AND PIANO
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:31 PM
that is true
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:31 PM
just imagine the songs you could play
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:31 PM
i would be so amazing
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:32 PM
anyways bye
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:32 PM
-I am here. for SCIENCE! based on atomic universal laws. some alternate versions of you may remember me. some may not-
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:32 PM
(bye im gonna go leave)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:32 PM
(goodbye king)
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-I am here. for SCIENCE! based on atomic universal laws. some alternate versions of you may remember me. some may not-
MonikaTheLesbian 30-May-22 06:32 PM
theres two of me?
18:33
i wanna meet her
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(im back)
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:33 PM
-There are UNLIMITED versions of you!-
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:33 PM
can i kill her
18:33
in another timeline
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:33 PM
-Would you like to meet yourself in the universe I come from?-
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MonikaTheLesbian 30-May-22 06:33 PM
oooh yes
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:33 PM
says slash J outloud and feels like an asshole
18:33
oh my god
18:34
i am so embarassased
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:34 PM
Both Monika and J quickly run into the multiverse portal
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:34 PM
dfear lord
18:34
wait can i come
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MonikaTheLesbian 30-May-22 06:34 PM
huh, this is cool
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:34 PM
Set's destination to universe 8483903672874 (Crows Crows Crows). -Okay you ready Monika. hold on tightly....- (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:34 PM
ok then.......
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MonikaTheLesbian 30-May-22 06:34 PM
ok
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:34 PM
louie is sad (edited)
18:35
and mopes back downstairs to his desk
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(whats happenin?)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 30-May-22 06:35 PM
250 continues kicking the old boss’s corpse for funzies
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 30-May-22 06:35 PM
Presses travel button. teleporting both J and Monika to another universe (Now we go to the Crows Crows Crows universe and you meet your self lmao) (edited)
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Shinyquarks 30-May-22 06:35 PM
(isn't crows crows crows universe 406402262248718367)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:35 PM
250
18:35
you coming back to work?
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louie (203 & 616)
you coming back to work?
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 30-May-22 06:36 PM
He looked at 203 then shooked his head and continued kicking the body
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Shinyquarks
(isn't crows crows crows universe 406402262248718367)
louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:36 PM
(you a cheeky man)
18:37
louie nodded to 250 and left, not really processing the insane nature of their actions (edited)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 30-May-22 06:37 PM
june might be just, just a tad bit messed up)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 06:38 PM
louie just kinda goes back to his desk and to work
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bug "rose"
(whats happenin?)
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 30-May-22 06:40 PM
anyway also, the boss died thx to the new boss, then oooo magical time traveller dude appears and steals an employee, real rick and morty shit but that’s pretty much it)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 07:48 PM
(@Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 @MonikaTheLesbian what happened over in corws serveer)
19:48
(can catch us up to speed) (edited)
19:48
(did anyone die)
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MonikaTheLesbian 30-May-22 07:48 PM
(no, we just had cake
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 07:48 PM
(oh lovely :) ) (edited)
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#%#%#%#%#%#
21:19
001 is floating around the office, half-visible. We’re both bored.
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 09:19 PM
(we?) (edited)
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(me and rose)
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louie (203 & 616) 30-May-22 09:21 PM
(????????)
21:21
(oh i think i get it)
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ALEXANDER HAMILTON
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 09:43 PM
(MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON- THERES A MILLIOM THINGS I HAVENT DONE-)
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YOU NEVER BACKED DOWN YOU NEVER LEARNED TO TAKE YOUR
21:44
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
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bug "rose"
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 30-May-22 09:48 PM
(OHHHHHHHHH-)
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BOOOOOOOOOM
17:57
Rose violently explodes, blowing up the entire main two rooms of the office
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Shinyquarks 31-May-22 06:06 PM
OH NO
18:06
who will pay for this???
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 31-May-22 06:07 PM
Boss, I'm here. What happened?
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Shinyquarks 31-May-22 06:08 PM
A ghost exploded
18:08
It's quite terrible
18:08
the two main room of this floor, obliterated
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 06:14 PM
louie's trance is broken when a sound finally pierces his music, that being of an explosion
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 31-May-22 06:16 PM
Oh dear, we'll have to schedule construction immediately. We can not have the employees in those offices being idle now
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 06:16 PM
louie runs to the first co-worker that comes to his mind and shows up to kel's office in a panic
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Shinyquarks 31-May-22 06:16 PM
(im just gonna leave because i really have to go to sleep i just noticed, bye)
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18:17
(whoopsie)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 06:17 PM
(s;eep well)
18:18
kel kel kel
18:18
what was that
18:18
do we need to take shelter (edited)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 31-May-22 06:19 PM
Not to worry, Louie. We're calling for reconstruction at this very moment. There's no need to panic
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 06:20 PM
something needs reconstruction??????????
18:20
did something just
18:20
blow up
18:20
in the office
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 31-May-22 06:21 PM
Yes, yes there was an explosion in one of the floors. It is not an irregular occurence, we are scheduling for maintanence and construction to arrive soon
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 06:21 PM
are 2 floors worth of workers dead
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 31-May-22 06:22 PM
No, of course not. I would have been notified immediately. At the moment, there are no casualities, outside of perhaps Employee 001, but I am certain she will be fine (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 06:23 PM
i cannot believe she is still on payroll
18:23
how do you pay someone who cannot pick up the check
18:23
physically
18:23
or have any method of spending it
18:23
this just feels highly illegal
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 31-May-22 06:24 PM
Kel shrugged That is all determined by the Boss. Regardless, it is rude to discuss salaries, you know. Especially the salaries of other employees
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 06:25 PM
is she paid in ghostbucks
18:25
its not like she can hear us
18:25
just fill me in
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 31-May-22 06:26 PM
Louie, the Company Contract explicitly states that we are not to disclose the salaries of other employees. I will have to refuse your request
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 06:26 PM
mfmfng
18:26
louie pouts all the way back to his desk
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Poof, Rose respawns … in a hole A- ah.
19:43
hey, at least she’s human again
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 07:44 PM
(ohg shitttttttt )
19:44
(she back_)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 07:45 PM
(Yooo!!!)
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HEY, UH, uhhh, WHAT HAPPENED??
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(anyone on??)
21:57
(that wants to uh)
21:57
(this)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 09:57 PM
(perchance)
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(what the fuck does that even mean)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:02 PM
(dunno_
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(mayhaps)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:09 PM
louie sneezes
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:22 PM
he sneezes again
22:22
(riviting ik)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:23 PM
(louie having allergy problems?? is he ok)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:24 PM
(sure fuck it he has allegry problems)
22:24
(adding it to the lore bible)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:24 PM
allergic to what
22:24
bs??
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:24 PM
(pollen idk)
22:24
(allregic to bitch)
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:24 PM
(Grass.)
22:25
(Allergic to grass.)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:25 PM
(LMFAO)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:25 PM
( i wrote "Is allergic to pollen (and bitch) and has seasonal allergies " )
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:25 PM
(louie literally cannot touch grass cause hes allergic)
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:26 PM
(....Grass pollen. Yes that's a thing.)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:26 PM
( i believe you )
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:26 PM
how (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:26 PM
(its my louie i can give him a shellfish allergie if i want to you cant stop me)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 10:26 PM
(meow)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:26 PM
(nyah)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:26 PM
(EW!) (edited)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:26 PM
nya
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:26 PM
louie does not like this (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:26 PM
(mrow)
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:26 PM
Grass allergies are quite common. They’re often caused by grass pollen in the air. You may experience a runny nose, itchy throat, puffy eyes, and sneezing. We’ll explain other symptoms of a grass allergy and how to manage and treat it so you can get relief.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:26 PM
mew
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:26 PM
(the neko rp is leaking into general...)
22:27
(purrrrrr)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:27 PM
louie's coworkers began meowing and he felt very uncomfortable
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:27 PM
rrrrrrrow
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:27 PM
he thought to himself that it was likely mass hysteria
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:27 PM
mewl
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:27 PM
he saw a youtube video on it once he knows what hes talking about (edited)
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:27 PM
111 ran in, oh lord the cat lady person is here
22:27
I HEAR MEOWS-
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:28 PM
mrow
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:28 PM
louie turns up his jams to drown out his employees meowing
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 31-May-22 10:28 PM
Kel walked in, saw what was going on, and walked out. They’ll get it out of their systems eventually
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:28 PM
this is the most normal thing that has happened to him all week
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:28 PM
Wh- Oh. -v-''
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:28 PM
Oh heya 111~. Don't think we've met before. Hi~!
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:28 PM
Boooo.. I thought I would come- o-o 111 paused mid sentence when seeing 666 . . . .Uhm.......hi-? (edited)
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spoocgus walks in before quickly walking out with his mouth covered, then checking himself for any unwanted cat ears
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 10:29 PM
)i legit have an entirr ass charcater (Ghostie Lol) anf likw i still font gave a aname for them)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:29 PM
(clarice)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 10:29 PM
(No)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:29 PM
(ok)
22:30
(beverly)
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:30 PM
111 then scanned 666 up and down, seeing that they're a demon . . . . . 111 then mumbled to herself: "Who the hell is letting all of these demons into the workplace..."
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:31 PM
(usually 666 doesn;t let their demon form show actually but for the sake of this sure lolol)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:31 PM
louie glances up from his desk to see 111 and 666 interacting for the first time
22:31
he takes out his earbuds
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(usually 666 doesn;t let their demon form show actually but for the sake of this sure lolol)
Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:31 PM
(O h w h o o p s-)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:31 PM
(NO UR GOOD LOL)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:32 PM
im sorry but im literally imagining neko sheryl just casually talking to 111)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:33 PM
ok i know you're a demon and all
22:33
but whats with the ears
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
im sorry but im literally imagining neko sheryl just casually talking to 111)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:33 PM
(YEAH BASICALLY HAHA)
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:33 PM
...... 111 then just looked at Louie .-.
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:33 PM
louie returned the glance
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:33 PM
Cat curse~! It's been a while since this has happened actually.
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:33 PM
did you
22:33
curse
22:33
the offic
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yeah there was a cat curse
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:33 PM
who
22:33
oh hello
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:33 PM
Wait-
22:34
Cat curse- 111 perked up, oh no someone said.... the word.
22:34
CAT?!
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:34 PM
nyes
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:34 PM
louie gave a look of exhaustion
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:34 PM
Oh my.
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:34 PM
111 then went into a state of both shock and excitement, yep. you broke her. great job.
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:35 PM
louie sighed
22:35
well hello new guy
22:35
whats your name
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:35 PM
Ah. I'm sensing a bit of danger here so i am just going to- 666 pushes 250 and spooctus closer towards 111.
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hey
22:36
not cool
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:36 PM
111 then just pounced at both 250 and spooctus, hugging onto them, both giggling and shaking slightly, sparkles in her eyes
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 10:36 PM
👀
😭 3
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:37 PM
(THE FU-)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:37 PM
(LMFAO CARL BOT AHFAWEFKJ) (edited)
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(good thing i got did of the cat ears)
22:37
(Lol ™️ )
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:37 PM
(????????????????)
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#neko-rp
22:37
(the Horror)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:37 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:37 PM
666 mentally noted that cat obssessed humans are... fearsome to say the least..
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señor fbi
(good thing i got did of the cat ears)
Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:37 PM
Okkkkkaaayy maybe just 250 then.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:37 PM
nyooo...
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(not like a actual cats ears)
22:38
(its complicated)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:38 PM
louie tried to ignore the ears and just hold a conversation
22:38
well then
22:38
new guy
22:38
whats your number
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:38 PM
Oh god she's not letting go, someone take her off 250- she's gonna stay there for a while if not
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:40 PM
666's tail just swishes around. watching this unfold. hm. a new strangling technique learned.
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:40 PM
oh my god
22:40
let him go
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:40 PM
But- ;-;
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:40 PM
i need to start bringing holy water to work for real
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:41 PM
But Louiiiieeee... Oh no she's using her "puppy eye" look
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louie (203 & 616)
i need to start bringing holy water to work for real
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:41 PM
For the demons or for the cat obssessed human?
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(honestly yeah)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:41 PM
both
22:41
please turn them back
22:41
louie is getting extremely uncomfortable
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:41 PM
;-;..
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:41 PM
you know
22:42
i am going to
22:42
step out to the lounbge
22:42
i need some fresh air
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louie (203 & 616)
please turn them back
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:42 PM
i like being a cat tho..—
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:42 PM
(mrowww :3)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:42 PM
louie hears about half of what 250 says as he leaves the area
22:43
louie realizes how far away the lounge is an instead decicides to stop by someone elses office
22:44
(any takers)
22:45
(ok)
22:45
instead, louie decides to stop by 264's office and say hi
22:46
hieeeeee
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264 is sketching out designs for how she wants to reorganize her desk
22:46
she looks up after hearing louie. hello!!
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:46 PM
heyooooooooooooooooooooooo
22:46
goes in for a hug
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:46 PM
Lord she's still on 250, hugging onto them
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:46 PM
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 10:46 PM
ONE
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 12
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hello! what are you doing here?
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:46 PM
success
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she hugs him back very tightly
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:47 PM
well
22:47
the entire office started meowing
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really? how come!
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:47 PM
and growing cat ears
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and why wasn’t i invited
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:47 PM
idk problably 666
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i see! makes sense
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:48 PM
is that something you want to join???
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:48 PM
250 just kinda squirms then gives up
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she turns her head back to the notebook she borrowed from 111. 264 thinks about plenty of questions about the whole ordeal earlier
22:48
well! no, but wouldn’t it be interesting to see
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:49 PM
that is one way to describe it
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:49 PM
:D
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it is not something you see everyday! nice change of pace
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:49 PM
louie is confused that is co-worked audibly just said "colon capital D" (edited)
22:50
anyway
22:50
yes i suppose
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:50 PM
(Bruh it's a face-)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:50 PM
(funny random thought can i just smoke catnip-) (edited)
🗿 2
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(pass the boof)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:50 PM
yes)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:50 PM
you know what
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:50 PM
(fuck yeah i gotchuuu LMFAO)
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:50 PM
wanna come back with me
22:50
we can go see
22:50
i wonder what they're up to now
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sure! i need a break and some coffee anyway
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:51 PM
666 inappropriately pulls out a rolled joint of fucking capnip. and takes a PHAT drag. niceeeeeee.
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:51 PM
i hope no one found the typewriter i stole from 333 (edited)
22:51
(woops)
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you stole a typewriter?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
666 inappropriately pulls out a rolled joint of fucking capnip. and takes a PHAT drag. niceeeeeee.
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 10:51 PM
ONE
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@señor fbi You rolled 12
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:51 PM
yea
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rolls most average joint
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:51 PM
(lmfao)
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asked to remain working
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why would you do that?! that is very bulky and you could have absolutely got caught
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:52 PM
but i didnt
22:52
anyway 333 has like
22:52
5
22:52
of them
22:52
hes the time traveler guy
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she shakes her head why does 333 have so many
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 10:52 PM
hes a cooky inventor type
22:52
dont worry about it
22:53
they take the conversation into the hallway and start heading to the break room for coffee
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i have always hated how long these hallways are, these heels hurt my feet
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:54 PM
ilsostmy pepsi
22:54
wheremypepsig o
22:54
waiit
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:55 PM
Finally 111 let go, now just having this ".w." look
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:56 PM
sorry, i literally just forgot where i put my can of pepsi))
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:56 PM
cue 666 fiddling with 250's bepis
22:57
(OH LMFAO)
22:57
(ajuhqwgfHUAF)
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Rika Sakura 31-May-22 10:57 PM
>->?
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:57 PM
but sure catboy can have some bepsi toolol)
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i put cyanide and explosions on the pepsi
😨 3
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 10:58 PM
Bitch Im Back Out My Coma (753 Has Arrived) Real
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 10:58 PM
oH........
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 10:58 PM
(Catboy What Why are we Talking about this)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 10:59 PM
Ooh cyanide~ Haven't seen that in a while. Oooh~~ And a C4! Been looking for one of those.
22:59
(More like cyanyide nyaha-) (edited)
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 17
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:00 PM
ONE
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the pepsi blows up
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:00 PM
What?? Cyanide??
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:00 PM
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:00 PM
ONE
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@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) You rolled 10
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:00 PM
(LOL WHAT)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:01 PM
(Dont ask what im Rolling for)
23:01
?roll d20
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:01 PM
666 gets half damaged. Yay. Not the first time they've been blown up. Their flesh regenerates in a really unerving way.
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:01 PM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 18
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:01 PM
(No Pilk Today…)
😔 2
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:01 PM
(.SEJF PLS)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:01 PM
damn)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:02 PM
do you think because i am a ghost (insert jazz hands here) do you think i could be in the floor or is the floor off limits?
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i'll check
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:02 PM
(be in the floor! go ghost friend!)
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?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:02 PM
ONE
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@señor fbi You rolled 16
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hell yeah
23:02
the floor is ok
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Hey. uh. gang
23:03
I need thoughts on a new product.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:03 PM
yea ok
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go on
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(actually want to make this)
23:03
23:03
ok like
23:03
i hot glue suction cups on rubber or cardboard
23:03
then suck the cups onto the bottom of a computer
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I am sold
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and boom, portable mousepad
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Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:04 PM
I just appear out of nowhere from the spot my hand ends up being in
23:04
Hi everyone
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:04 PM
tlwHearts 4
23:04
(Through the floor!)
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🥺 1
tlwHearts 3
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bug "rose"
and boom, portable mousepad
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:06 PM
it doesnt sound that bad ngl
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this floor is so god damn cool
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going to order suction cups
👍 1
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i'd die just to be on it
23:07
but i'm alredy dead so
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Anyways! What work do we have to do?
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:08 PM
double dead?
23:08
no
23:08
thats too far
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I’m gonna eat deodorant
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:09 PM
please dont it does not taste good
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Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:09 PM
Oh no
23:09
That’s not ok
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:09 PM
it like coats your mouth if its the white powdery stuff
23:09
not good
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i like the old spice deoderant
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Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:09 PM
Deodorant bad
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very delicious
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Lore (#064/#132)
Deodorant bad
Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:09 PM
For eat
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:09 PM
old spice smells so good for what
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old spice man didn't die in the interdimensional warjust for us to rub his product against our armpits
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:10 PM
I've never tried old spice deodorant
23:10
To use not to eat
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:11 PM
roll to throw a mug success (where is the mug being thrown? idk dice also determines that)
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señor fbi
old spice man didn't die in the interdimensional warjust for us to rub his product against our armpits
Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:11 PM
BUT ITS DEADLY IF EATEN
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:11 PM
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:11 PM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 14
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:11 PM
fourteen ok
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Rose is eating a stick of deodorant. She seems to be enjoying it.
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Lore (#064/#132)
BUT ITS DEADLY IF EATEN
m8
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:11 PM
mug has been thrown
23:11
out a window!
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i alredy died decades ago
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:11 PM
ive ate dove deodorant and it wasn’t that bad (edited)
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sorry
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:11 PM
it could be worse at least it wasnt thrown at someone
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:11 PM
just made my mouth dry
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Mm. You guys should- mm- try this shit.
23:11
Tastes great.
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Dyno
@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 14
Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:11 PM
(Sorry not sorry) (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:11 PM
FOURTEEN ????
23:12
HELP
23:12
)
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Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:13 PM
(Here’s all the numbers and symbols I have)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:13 PM
x
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Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:13 PM
x
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(the fuck are those last 5, guy?)
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Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:13 PM
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bug "rose"
(the fuck are those last 5, guy?)
Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:15 PM
(69/96 I guess, some upside down A symbol, a square bracket, a “t”symbol, and an underscore)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:15 PM
is that tumblr??
💀 1
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(what about the 14th symbol?)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:16 PM
NO)
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Lore (#064/#132)
(Here’s all the numbers and symbols I have)
Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:16 PM
(The last one in full)
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(4 across 3 down)
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bug "rose"
(what about the 14th symbol?)
Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:16 PM
(This one?) (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:16 PM
Wtf is that)
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:16 PM
😨
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Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:16 PM
(A million)
23:17
Wtf
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:17 PM
😨
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Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:17 PM
LMAO
23:17
IT DOES THAT?? (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:17 PM
LMFAO
23:17
wtf
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:17 PM
😨
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what the scallop
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wtf
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:17 PM
😨
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:17 PM
wtf
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i see u had fun with the triggers…
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:17 PM
Lol!
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señor fbi
what the scallop
Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:17 PM
It needs to react with this
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bug "rose"
i see u had fun with the triggers…
Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:17 PM
>:(
23:17
GIVE THEM BACK
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:17 PM
😨
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!dog
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Lore (#064/#132) 31-May-22 11:18 PM
Oh they never disappeared
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AH
23:18
!cat
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:18 PM
PUPPI
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!catbomb
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YEAAAAAH
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:18 PM
AAAAAAAAA
23:18
!catbomb
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:19 PM
hhhwrghgr
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:19 PM
ok stop spamming Pls
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:19 PM
aight my bad
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:19 PM
Sorry I Dont wanna Clog this channel 💔
23:20
No Its Ok 😭😭
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new character
23:20
!pickmyclass
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:20 PM
Demon Hunter
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HEY SHERYLLLL
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:20 PM
HAHAH
23:20
!pickmyclass
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:20 PM
Monk
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:20 PM
.
23:20
???
23:20
LMFAO
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:20 PM
hm
23:20
wait
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assiel (florence + axel) 31-May-22 11:20 PM
!pickmyclass
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:20 PM
Warlock
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:20 PM
yoooo
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assiel (florence + axel) 31-May-22 11:20 PM
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:21 PM
!pickmyclass
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:21 PM
Warlock
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 11:21 PM
louie is confused
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:21 PM
What thT
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:21 PM
oh my
23:21
two warlocks
23:21
a monk and a demon hunter
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:21 PM
oh my god he thrned himself into a pickle!
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!pickmyspec
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:21 PM
Protection Paladin
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huh
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assiel (florence + axel)
Click to see attachment 🖼️
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:21 PM
shoebill..
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why the hell is there a shoebill in the office
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:23 PM
why wouldnt there be
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assiel (florence + axel) 31-May-22 11:24 PM
(WAIT THIS IS GENERAL-RP AND NOT GENERAL. MY BAD LOOOOOOL)
23:24
(florence manifesting a shoebill for no reason)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:24 PM
(LFMASOFIWJE)
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(florence manifesting a shoebill for no reason)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:24 PM
roll for shoebill)
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assiel (florence + axel)
(WAIT THIS IS GENERAL-RP AND NOT GENERAL. MY BAD LOOOOOOL)
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:25 PM
WAIT WHAT
23:25
OJ
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:25 PM
(YEAH 😭 )
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
roll for shoebill)
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:25 PM
ONE
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assiel (florence + axel) 31-May-22 11:25 PM
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 16
23:25
@assiel (florence + axel) You rolled 3
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 31-May-22 11:25 PM
?roll d100
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@Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ You rolled 10
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assiel (florence + axel) 31-May-22 11:25 PM
(carl says ONE. another roll says 16. ANOTHER roll says 3. ANOTHER ANOTHER roll says 10. who do we believe)
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?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 31-May-22 11:26 PM
ONE
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@señor fbi You rolled 1
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assiel (florence + axel) 31-May-22 11:26 PM
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rhis one
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assiel (florence + axel) 31-May-22 11:26 PM
(to be fair if florence was any animal it would probably be a shoebill)
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Dyno
@señor fbi You rolled 1
the shoebill EXPLODES
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:26 PM
NOOOO
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assiel (florence + axel) 31-May-22 11:26 PM
(NOOOOOOOO)
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RED MIST and GIBS everywhere
23:26
may he rest in peace
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:27 PM
Chamomile Crying
23:27
How dare u do this to the Poor Shoebill Dice!)
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@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) where is sheryl and what are they doing))))
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bug "rose"
@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) where is sheryl and what are they doing))))
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:39 PM
(Chillin doing nothing)
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Sheryl starts feelin dizzy, their mind fogging up… do I still have to roll for this?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 31-May-22 11:40 PM
(eh at this point im just letting you have a joyride in sheryl's body)
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(i had to)
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Anyways, it’s kinda like the sleeping meds are kicking in, except more of a now you can’t move and you feel woozy
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 31-May-22 11:42 PM
>chamomile gets out of the floor >solidifies literally just ppfpbbtpy into human brcause it has been voted so
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assiel (florence + axel) 31-May-22 11:45 PM
[Employee 440, better known by the name of Florence, was once again mindlessly filing paperwork in their secluded office in a part of the building known colloquially as the "Red Wing" for its odd crimson carpeting and décor. It was not a particularly fascinating or thrilling job, but someone had to do it. Especially considering they were the only HR representative.]
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i’m a ghost wooooo!
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high ghost five
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louie (203 & 616) 31-May-22 11:46 PM
(she died again? (edited)
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(i’m ghost so i can possess sheryl)
23:47
ghost high five
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bug "rose"
Anyways, it’s kinda like the sleeping meds are kicking in, except more of a now you can’t move and you feel woozy
finishing this tmrw
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 03:19 AM
louie fell asleep at the office after failing to find the exit door. he is dreaming about hats and is drooling a tiny bit on his desk. he has one of those little bubbles people make when they sleep with their mounts open
03:19
he is living his best life
03:20
(That’s all i have I just wanted to do this little scene :)) )
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001's human again because I can't seem to decide on what to do, so, uh, yeah. That. She's chillin.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 01-Jun-22 07:41 PM
250 goes back to his office and just dunno doodles sheryl on his notepad lmao
tlwHearts 1
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 01-Jun-22 07:47 PM
[666 is nibbling on their 3/20 of a pumpkin golem's soul annoyingly. Whatever. It wasn't their first time being cheated out a full soul. At least they found out something new today. Pumpkin golems can reeeeeeally scream when they're in pain. :)]
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001 wakes up, having fallen asleep at 424’s desk. How long was she out? She looked around, yawning, and got up. 001 is wearing a white button up, because fun.
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Shinyquarks 01-Jun-22 08:23 PM
(im gonna go to sleep now)
20:23
(gn)
👋 2
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 01-Jun-22 08:23 PM
gn)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 01-Jun-22 08:24 PM
(LOL mirmirmirmirzzzzx)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 01-Jun-22 08:24 PM
mimir
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(sheryl you wanna fuck w non demon rose?)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 01-Jun-22 08:25 PM
heck was gonna let the lil dumb date happen but that can wait lol)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 01-Jun-22 08:26 PM
(Going to get a haircut in like 5 so I might not be able to rp)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
heck was gonna let the lil dumb date happen but that can wait lol)
(OOO??)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(Going to get a haircut in like 5 so I might not be able to rp)
(you do that)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 01-Jun-22 08:26 PM
(tlwHearts tlwHearts )
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Carl-bot BOT 01-Jun-22 08:26 PM
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(Going to get a haircut in like 5 so I might not be able to rp)
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 01-Jun-22 08:27 PM
cya, have fun)
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Welp, I’m bored. Rose is bored.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 01-Jun-22 08:29 PM
same)
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I’m gonna set the office on fire again.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 01-Jun-22 08:32 PM
“..oh..okay..”
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 10:24 PM
(anyone wanna ?? :) )
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:54 AM
louie, filled with determination, got up from his desk and raced to floor 1
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:54 AM
(sheesh thats some hot fire wow)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:54 AM
HELLO
02:54
MARCO
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:54 AM
AAH HI
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 02-Jun-22 02:54 AM
sexy ass fire)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:54 AM
YOU GOTTA SAY POLO
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:54 AM
AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY POLO
02:55
OH POLO OK
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:55 AM
COMING
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:55 AM
SORRY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
02:55
AND WHY DID THEY HAVE EXPLOSIVES
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:55 AM
STAY THERE OH MY GOD
02:55
MARCO
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:55 AM
POLO
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:56 AM
louie walks right past the hallway (idk ur name or number sorry) is in, completely clueless
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:56 AM
104 is currently waiting outside wherever the fire is trying to figure out how the fuck to put it out (whoever had some Fire-able items!)
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louie (203 & 616)
louie walks right past the hallway (idk ur name or number sorry) is in, completely clueless
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:56 AM
104 (name is mike)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:56 AM
(ok
02:56
ONE MORE TIME (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:56 AM
BRUH I THINK I JUST SAW YOU OR MAYBE IT WASNT YOU
02:57
OVER HERE?? DOES THAT HELP DOES ME YELLING HELP
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:57 AM
Oh my gosh you loud
02:57
Yea yea I’m here
02:57
Stop yelling now
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:57 AM
OKAY okay
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:57 AM
I see you I’m coming
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:57 AM
sorry yelling is fun
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:57 AM
Alright heyo
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:57 AM
👋
02:57
how do i put out fires by the way
02:57
i think this may get me in trouble — also i found the chairs
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:57 AM
louie goes for a quadruple high five
02:57
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 02:57 AM
ONE
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 5
😡 1
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:58 AM
104 gestures to 3 office chairs next to eachother
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:58 AM
he misses 2 out of the 4 possible high fives
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:58 AM
what the fuck was that
02:58
okay
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:58 AM
louies posture slightly worsens as he blushes up
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:59 AM
104 “gracefully” (they stumble a couple times) getting into the rightmost chair sit next to me
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:59 AM
he is embarrassed to an unreasonable extent
stan 1
02:59
yea coming
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:59 AM
office chair spin compilation commences
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:59 AM
wheeee
02:59
yippeee
02:59
wooo
02:59
yea
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:59 AM
wheres the other person i thought we were waiting on
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:59 AM
oh Um (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 02:59 AM
also please don’t throw up
02:59
especially into the fire
02:59
that
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 02:59 AM
I will do no such thing
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:00 AM
is your vomit explosive??
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:00 AM
I’m sure she’ll just portal in
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:00 AM
okay, cool
03:00
this is like a campfire
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:00 AM
We do have no marshmallows or sticks
03:00
it is
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:00 AM
where’s the light switches i’m about to set up an imaginary tent and we can “office camp”
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:01 AM
louie warms his hands over the fire
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
sexy ass fire)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:01 AM
No)
bug 1
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:01 AM
ooo good idea
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:01 AM
unless we can actually find stuff to make a tent it’s gonna be a theoretical tent
03:01
its a tent you just cant see it!!
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:01 AM
We can just sit under a desk I suppose
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:02 AM
that works for now
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:02 AM
yea hit the lights
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:02 AM
i’ll go find whatever controls the lights’ i’ll be right back
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:02 AM
alright Ill see if anyone else wants to join
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:02 AM
roll for however long it takes them to find all of them because im funny
03:02
?roll d10
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 6
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:03 AM
Alright sent a message out to the office
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:03 AM
104 runs around looking for the light switches, tripping once or twice but it doesn’t take too long to turn the lights off fully and get back i guess
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:03 AM
aha
03:03
you fell
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:03 AM
(out of breath) cool cool-
03:04
yeah i did infact trip a few times
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:04 AM
louie feels better about himself now
03:04
I don’t actually think anyone else is coming
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:04 AM
ah damn
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:04 AM
sucks
03:05
I bet that guy who lives in the walls is probably watching
03:05
at least
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:05 AM
oh well we’ll be fine
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:05 AM
hey buddy
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louie (203 & 616)
I bet that guy who lives in the walls is probably watching
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:05 AM
who??
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:05 AM
spooctus
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:05 AM
excuse me someone lives in the- ohhh
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:05 AM
He got a company phone somehow
03:05
I see him around constantly
03:05
He doesn’t even work here
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:05 AM
im not supposed to have a company phone
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:06 AM
why
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:06 AM
i dont work here either or i mean now
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:06 AM
what
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:06 AM
i got fired but they didn’t take any of my stuff away
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:06 AM
why are you here
03:06
Go home
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:06 AM
i still have the keys and everything
03:06
what? no its fun here and i kinda live here
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:06 AM
YOU TOO?
03:06
oh my lord
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:06 AM
like i ran out of rent money some time ago
03:07
YOU live here?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:07 AM
no!!
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:07 AM
oh
03:07
damn
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:07 AM
I have an apartment
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:07 AM
i think i might wanna put that fire out soon
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:07 AM
soon
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:07 AM
yeah
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:07 AM
louie flicks another lil piece of paper into the fire (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:08 AM
okay what if i shoved a bunch of desks and stuff together in a desperate attempt to make a little fort
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:08 AM
what do you eat
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:08 AM
its already hell on this floor
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:08 AM
if you live here
03:08
also I am completely down
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:08 AM
oh i eat like literally anything i can find but theres a guy who sometimes brings an extra lunch for me (his lunch, my in general meals) (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:08 AM
who
03:08
I want free lunch too bro
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:09 AM
i forgot his name but employee 420 haha funny weed number guy
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:09 AM
I never see him
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:09 AM
hes pretty invisible
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:09 AM
of course he is
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:09 AM
not literally but like
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:09 AM
Oh that is genuinely surprising
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:09 AM
he does not generally want to be seen
03:09
that hes NOT invisible??
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:09 AM
this company will hire anything
03:10
they don’t even have to be human
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:10 AM
if you asked employee 99 they’ll tell you 006 is a hampster
03:10
im not sure 99 is a trustworthy source but
03:10
it doesnt matter
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:10 AM
we should go check sometime
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:11 AM
i dont think anyone’s seen 006
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:11 AM
imagine he’s just 20 hamsters standing on top each other in a trench coat
03:11
That would be funny
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:11 AM
oh my god
03:11
was 99 onto something is that why nobodys seen him because hes hamsters
03:11
oh my god
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:11 AM
he is hamsters
03:11
it makes perfect sense
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:11 AM
real
03:12
however i will also say 99 thinks every month is both december and contains christmas
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:12 AM
lucky guy
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:12 AM
they call june “gay december” so they’re keeping track of what month its supposed tk be
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:12 AM
that is honestly really funny
03:12
ok listen I have a theroy about this place
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:13 AM
im listening
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:14 AM
I think that this building chooses random creatures, weather they be humans or whatever, and kidnaps them. They brainwash whatever they happen to kidnap into thinking they work a boring desk job and then sets them loose
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:14 AM
that’d explain some things
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:14 AM
why else would glob monsters and demons and hamsters get hired
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:14 AM
that’d also explain why im still allowed here even though im fired
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:14 AM
Exactly
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:14 AM
because i never really left
03:14
im really debating why they would “fire” me
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:15 AM
Maybe cause of bad attention span
03:15
You still haven’t put out that fire
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:15 AM
was it to get me to stop eating peoples parts from their computers or yeah my attention span
03:15
oh yeah theres a fire ok
03:15
how do i put it out though
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:15 AM
??????
03:15
ok we will talk about that later
03:16
where’s the closest water cooler (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:16 AM
i kinda maybe smashed peoples computers because i wanted to eat the wires and parts and stuff it was fun u guess
03:16
i guess*
03:16
water cooler water cooler
03:16
uhhh
03:16
hold on
03:16
roll for water cooler… giggles
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:16 AM
louie is flabbergasted
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:16 AM
?roll d4
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 3
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:17 AM
104 ran around like 2 corners, found one, and brought it back with no interruptions
03:17
water cooler!
03:17
do i just throw it in there or
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:17 AM
oookkkaaay
03:17
Here
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:17 AM
that might spread it ok
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:17 AM
louie takes the tank off the top and spills it onto the fire
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:17 AM
104 half gave half threw the cooler at 203
03:18
(pretend thise sre in the opposite otder)
03:18
roll for fire (out)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:18 AM
he does 💪 mid pour
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:18 AM
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:18 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 5
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:18 AM
fire is… only a third out …..
03:18
more water coolers??
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:18 AM
okaokay
03:18
no that won’t work
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:18 AM
hmmm
03:19
yeah okay uhh
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:19 AM
Go look for water bottles
03:19
on desks
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:19 AM
i mean it wasnt bothering anyone
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:19 AM
unless you wanna pee on it
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:19 AM
why are we putting it out i’ll let someone else deal with it (plan 100%)
03:19
NO
03:19
IM NOT PISSING ON THE FIRE
💀 2
⭐ 1
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:19 AM
That’s what I thought
03:19
Then go get some water bottles
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:19 AM
nahhhh
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:19 AM
or fill the tank back up in the bathroom
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:19 AM
i think i like the fire
03:20
do you think im fireproof
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:20 AM
(now she’s back
03:20
(you missed all the good stuff
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:20 AM
(HELP HAS SHE JUDT BEEN WATCHING)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:20 AM
let’s find out
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 02-Jun-22 03:20 AM
i sure have)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:20 AM
I would’nt be suprised
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:20 AM
wow)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:21 AM
if you just happened to be waterproof
03:21
why?
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:21 AM
HELP US PUT OUT THE FIRE)
03:21
hmmmm
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:21 AM
or
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:21 AM
(FIRE proof i said)
03:21
there was a cool mug in there
03:21
but it might be a little
03:21
Burnt!
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:21 AM
the mug is melted
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:21 AM
Yeah
03:21
i wonder where they got it
03:21
who even are they
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:21 AM
here go to the bathroom and fill the jug back up
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:22 AM
number uhhh wheres the door
03:22
ok ok fine
03:22
104 arrives at the nearest bathroom, forgets they dont have the jug
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:22 AM
the moment 104 rounds the corner louie starts pissing on the fire
💀 2
03:22
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:22 AM
ONE
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 2
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:22 AM
runs back HEY
03:22
WHAT
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:22 AM
it was not effective
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:22 AM
WHAT?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:22 AM
AT LEAST I AM TRYING
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:22 AM
EXCUSE ME ARE YOU
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:22 AM
just
03:22
just
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:22 AM
PISSING ON THE FIRE.
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
fill up the jug
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
(DID LOUIE JUST PISS FOR NO REASON THEN DHHAHRH)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
ehh i’ll do it too
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
(HELP????)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
HH
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
104… joins them…???
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
(H E L P DHHAHRHA) (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
this does not seem to be working
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
MOWHAT
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
(Ok with combined power of piss 6 or above passes)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
cool bonding activity though
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
ONE
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 4
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
yeouch
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
(NOSJHQHAHSHWHHQHQH
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 1
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
they failed to put out the fire
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
HELP
03:23
?roll d20
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 16
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
ONE
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
(HOW ARE YALL SO BAD AT PISSING)
💀 1
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:23 AM
Ok piss time over
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:24 AM
i want this to work so bad
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Dyno
@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 16
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:24 AM
this
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:24 AM
(??????????)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:24 AM
its totally 16
03:24
right?!
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:24 AM
(YOU GUYS ROLLED A COMBINED 5 HOW THE FUCK-)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(HOW ARE YALL SO BAD AT PISSING)
louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:24 AM
blame dyno
😭 1
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(YOU GUYS ROLLED A COMBINED 5 HOW THE FUCK-)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:24 AM
😭😭😭
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:24 AM
fuck it
03:24
just leave it
03:24
the floors empty I’m pretty sure
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:24 AM
im gonna say it worked because thats the funniest
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:25 AM
(sure ok
03:25
oh nevermind
03:25
We did it!!
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:25 AM
(Its literallt jjst this meme)
SPOILER
Image attachment
😭 2
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:25 AM
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:25 AM
ONE
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 5
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:25 AM
im concerned
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:25 AM
louie barely lands the quadruple 5 that he whiffed earlier
03:25
woooo
03:25
Good job team
03:26
why are you concerned
03:26
We did it
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:26 AM
⭐ 2
03:26
how
03:26
how did that work
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:26 AM
you know what
03:27
I bet 666 set this up and could’ve put out the fire any time
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:27 AM
THE FIRE IS O U T.
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louie (203 & 616)
I bet 666 set this up and could’ve put out the fire any time
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:27 AM
agreed
03:27
i bet they planted the explosives
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:28 AM
(PLS)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:28 AM
sounds about right
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:28 AM
what if i set another thing on fire but its things thrown into a pile to resemble a campfire this time
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:29 AM
As long as we get some water to put it out with
03:29
before we start it
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:29 AM
sure i’ll go get the water actually this time and remember the jug
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:30 AM
do it now
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:30 AM
104 goes and takes way too long to fill out the jug but it eventually works
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:30 AM
Before anything else
03:30
I don’t have any piss left in me
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:31 AM
proof?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:31 AM
proves it
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:32 AM
🤨
03:32
ok cool
03:32
throws some paper and stuff into a pile
03:32
do you have a lighter
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:32 AM
uhhh
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:32 AM
i only have a limited amount of matches and i forgot how to leave this building
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:32 AM
Sheryl does
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:33 AM
oh
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:33 AM
I have a ton of matches but I wanna save them
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:33 AM
i’ll use a match i guess
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:33 AM
fine
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:33 AM
roll for fire 🔥
03:33
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:33 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 5
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:33 AM
five.. ok
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:33 AM
damn that was underwhelming (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:34 AM
it takes like 3 matches because 104 keeps burning himself and waiting too long to throw it
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:34 AM
louie thinks about how much better he is than 104
03:34
ok now that we have some time
03:34
let me
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:34 AM
104 gets a sudden funny thought in their head about throwing a certain someone into a certain fire
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:34 AM
about the wires
03:35
DO YOU EAT COMPUTER PARTS
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:35 AM
might
03:35
maybe
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:35 AM
oh my fucking god
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:35 AM
do you want proof?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:35 AM
no
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:35 AM
oh well i’ll do it for fun
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:35 AM
louie adverts his eyes
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:35 AM
👀
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:35 AM
so true carlbot) (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:36 AM
104 shoves a fist through the nearest computers screen, taking a fistful of computer guts and is eating them Hastily!
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:36 AM
(Roll for computer eating
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:36 AM
(roll for computer eating? hmm)
03:36
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:36 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 3
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
104 shoves a fist through the nearest computers screen, taking a fistful of computer guts and is eating them Hastily!
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:37 AM
…and electrocute themself!
💀 3
🇪 2
🇽 1
🇦 1
🇨 1
🇹 1
🇮 1
🇾 1
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:37 AM
louie lets out an exhausted sigh and begins cpr
03:37
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:37 AM
ONE
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 5
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:37 AM
(PFFTTTT...)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:37 AM
shit uhh
03:38
SHERYL
03:38
GET DOWN HERE (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:38 AM
666 poofs in You called~?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:38 AM
yea can you
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:38 AM
Oh my. That is a dying human right there.
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:38 AM
he got electrocuted
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:38 AM
Mhm I can see that dear.
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:38 AM
he ate fucking computer components
😓 1
03:38
I can’t with these ppl
03:39
can you bring him back to life please
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:39 AM
I should be surprised but I'm not. I've seen various employees here shove various office supplies in their mouths.
03:39
Hmmm... I could but...
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:39 AM
I would love to hear stories about that later
03:39
here if you revive him
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:39 AM
im not dead fuck er
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:39 AM
I’ll give you my 19th born son
bigflushed 1
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:39 AM
what
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:39 AM
My, my. Seems like the human is alive after all.
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:40 AM
ok he’s good
03:40
nevermind
03:40
thanks tho
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:40 AM
im good? yeah mhm
03:40
roll for goodness…?
03:40
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:40 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 13
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:40 AM
okay then
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:40 AM
please
03:41
Stop eating electrical components
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:41 AM
(im not sure what that means)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:41 AM
I shouldn’t have to tell you that
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:41 AM
what if i said no
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:41 AM
but stop eating wires
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:41 AM
(they’re fine (on the better side))
03:41
nah
03:41
nahhh
03:41
you cant just ask that of me
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:41 AM
yes I can
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:42 AM
nahhh
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:42 AM
if I see you eating computer parts again I will heimlich them out of you and then punch you in the stomach for good measure
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:43 AM
why
03:43
thats rude very rude of you
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:43 AM
SO YOU STOP EATING COMPUTER PARTS
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:43 AM
if i see you trying that i will instead start eating… hmmmm….
03:43
ok i was about to say people
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:43 AM
listen whatever it is
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:43 AM
but thats a bit too much
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:43 AM
I will knock it out of your hand
03:44
oh my god stop??!!???
03:44
that is not food
03:44
Do not eat people
03:44
Jesus Christ
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:44 AM
you are food however
03:44
104 attempts to tackle 203
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:44 AM
keep in mind that you will not beat me in a fight
03:45
(You need a 20 exactly
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:45 AM
(HEL)
03:45
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:45 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 17
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 03:45 AM
(CLOSEEE)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:45 AM
ah so thats a no
03:45
but close)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:45 AM
louie fights him off with a bit of a struggle
03:45
it ain’t happening ok
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:46 AM
you’re mean
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:46 AM
You tried to eat me
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:46 AM
104 locates the nearest computer and shoves as much as it can of the computers insides into his mouth
03:46
roll for electrocution
03:46
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:46 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 15
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:47 AM
15? no shock)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:47 AM
louie is done with his shit and smacks him across the face
03:47
don’t
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:47 AM
WHY
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:47 AM
louie does not answer
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:47 AM
104 throws the empty husk of the computer at him
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:47 AM
don’t even
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:47 AM
how to electrocute myself tutorial
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:47 AM
louie catches and deflects it with ease
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:48 AM
wowww
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:48 AM
why are you so violently suddenly
03:48
what part of 4 arms do you not get bro
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:48 AM
because you prevent me from computer eat
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:48 AM
fine eat it
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:48 AM
YAYYYY
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:48 AM
eat all the computers you want
03:48
go nuts
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:48 AM
okay
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:49 AM
louie finds a seat to plop himself down into and puts in his earbuds. He is done babysitting
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:49 AM
one more computer roll for electrocution, anything under 15 ot so is electrocution just because!
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louie (203 & 616)
louie finds a seat to plop himself down into and puts in his earbuds. He is done babysitting
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:49 AM
congrats)
03:49
?roll d20
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 4
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:49 AM
ONE
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:49 AM
thats a shame wow
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:49 AM
wowie look what happened
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:49 AM
wow!)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:49 AM
you’ll be fine
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louie (203 & 616)
you’ll be fine
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:50 AM
debatable)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:50 AM
lightly kicks the body and heads back to seat
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louie (203 & 616)
lightly kicks the body and heads back to seat
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:50 AM
WHAT)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:50 AM
(Just like a tap
03:50
(Relax
03:51
louie starts doomscrolling
03:52
(Before you ask doomscrolling is when you endlessly scroll thru posts on something like tiktok or twitter)
03:52
you done being stupid yet?
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:52 AM
(i just searched it)
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louie (203 & 616)
you done being stupid yet?
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:52 AM
(tbh i dont think they are)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:53 AM
hhnnnggg
03:53
louie spills some water on 104’s face
03:53
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 03:53 AM
ONE
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 15
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:53 AM
Come on get up
03:53
next time I swear to god
03:53
I will leave you
03:54
(The roll passed you’re awake)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:55 AM
(okay sorry was busy)
03:55
bruh
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:55 AM
(I gotta get to bed
👋 2
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:55 AM
(okayy)
03:55
(gn)
03:55
(wia twhat time is it for you)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:55 AM
(No just soon
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:55 AM
(ok ok)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:55 AM
(Almost 4
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:55 AM
(OH HELP) (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:55 AM
I’m waking up late) (edited)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 02-Jun-22 03:56 AM
4am or pm?)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:56 AM
(Am
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louie (203 & 616)
you done being stupid yet?
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:56 AM
⭐ 4
bug 2
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 02-Jun-22 03:56 AM
ah ok)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:56 AM
pretty much
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:57 AM
can i get a quarter pounder
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:57 AM
you’re delusional
03:57
Get up
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:57 AM
wuarte pourne
03:57
scratches your ankles
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:57 AM
louie picks him up in a fireman carry and starts heading back to 104’s office
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:57 AM
NO
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:58 AM
We’re taking you back home buddy
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:58 AM
WHO IS WE
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:58 AM
you and me
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:58 AM
okay ….
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:58 AM
starts heading up the stairwell
03:59
Now what did we learn today
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:59 AM
that eating computer parts isnt always the best idea
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:59 AM
there we go!
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:59 AM
…when the computer is plugged in
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:59 AM
who’s a smart guy
03:59
oh ok
03:59
nevermind
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 03:59 AM
IM JOKING
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 03:59 AM
continues to office
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:00 AM
i’ll stop eating computers i guesssss
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:00 AM
ok in that case I’m gonna put you down this is killing my back
04:00
does that
04:00
okay
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:00 AM
loser
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:00 AM
doesn’t even register
04:01
yea yea
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:01 AM
i live love laugh floor
04:01
okay
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:01 AM
why don’t you take a little nap before getting back to work
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:01 AM
sure ok
04:01
you know getting electrocuted isnt a particularly wnjoyable experience
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:01 AM
I figured
04:02
look I’ll walk you to the lounge where we’ll set you down on a couch
04:02
then I’ll get back to work
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:02 AM
okay then?? i dont think i can say no to this
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:02 AM
nope
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:02 AM
or fight you that would not be a smart decision
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:02 AM
he can learn!
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:02 AM
wow
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:03 AM
they head to the lounge
04:03
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 04:03 AM
ONE
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 18
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:03 AM
successfully
🎊 1
04:03
we are here
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louie (203 & 616)
he can learn!
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:03 AM
(this emoji (sorry needed to find it wuickly))
04:04
i can see that thank you
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:04 AM
didn’t know if you had your eyesight back
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 04:04 AM
👀
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:04 AM
okay fair i guess
04:04
well then
04:04
ill let you work
04:04
(maybe)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:05 AM
(at this point I might just not sleep
04:05
(loul
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:05 AM
(HEL)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:05 AM
(I’ve done it before with suprisingly good outcomes
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:05 AM
(i might pull out weed number employee now that 104 is Nappin)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:06 AM
(New adventure: louie smokes a blunt
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:06 AM
(HELP true)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:06 AM
(Fuck it pull em out
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:07 AM
(employee 420 thinks weed is just fine but will not tolerate vapes or cigarettes or nicotine)
04:07
(okay)
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
Click to see attachment 🖼️
louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:07 AM
Also this was really funny thank you I really like seeing louie get drawn even if it’s just a stick guy :))
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:07 AM
(420 also is basically the janitor i guess)
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louie (203 & 616)
(Fuck it pull em out
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:07 AM
(sus)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:07 AM
(the penis
04:08
OK NEW ADVENTURE LETS GO
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:08 AM
(I just look in here and see "(the penis")
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:08 AM
louie clogs the toilet
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:08 AM
(okay what level r we on, 2??)
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Shinyquarks
(I just look in here and see "(the penis")
louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:08 AM
104 ate computer parts
04:08
(yea sure
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:08 AM
(yeah)
04:08
(okay)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:09 AM
ok well the toilet is clogged
04:09
whoops
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:09 AM
how fat of a shit did you take
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:09 AM
who said that
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:09 AM
oh hi
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:09 AM
Hello
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:09 AM
im behind you by the way, sorry about that
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:10 AM
ok
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:10 AM
okay but these toilets are literally so hard to clog im
04:10
what did you shove down there
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:10 AM
I would hit you with the signature handshake but I gotta wash my hands
04:10
uhmmm
04:10
my shit
04:10
I dumped
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:10 AM
yeah please wash your hands
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:10 AM
what more is there to say
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:10 AM
im scared that you managed that
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:11 AM
louie starts washing his hands mid conversation
04:11
It’s not like you’ve never clogged a toilet before
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:11 AM
..i’ll unclog it later im more concerned why you have that many arms
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:11 AM
oh um (edited)
04:11
yea I just
04:11
Have them
04:11
does a little wiggle motion with them
04:11
woooeoroooosww
04:12
don’t worry I’m still a person
04:12
And I didn’t sell my soul or anything
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:12 AM
i totally believe you
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:12 AM
I was sort of expecting more of a scream or something
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:12 AM
(it’d be really funny if they whipped out a joint right about now)
04:12
ive seen weirder
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:12 AM
me too
04:13
here lemme hit you with the signature handshake on the house
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:13 AM
it sounds interesting sure
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:14 AM
shakes both of the janitors hands at once via sandwiching his hands inbetween 2 of his
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:14 AM
wait why are you shaking hands on the house?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:14 AM
My name is louie
04:14
what’s yours
04:14
AHH
04:14
hey boss
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:14 AM
hello
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:14 AM
my name is juno
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:14 AM
what are you doing in the employee bathroom
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:14 AM
sorry for surprising you
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:14 AM
you have your own
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
Making sure that everyone doesn't overstay their welcome in the bathroom
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
also hi boss why are you here do you want to join the handshake
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Shinyquarks
sorry for surprising you
Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
I do have my stealth skill at 100
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
oh yeah this guy managed to clog the toilets somehow
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
also hi boss why are you here do you want to join the handshake
Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
well.. did you wash your hands first?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
it’s not that weird
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
im still confused on how these are practically ubcloggable
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
everyone has clogged a toilet once in their lives ok
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Shinyquarks
well.. did you wash your hands first?
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
no i have permanent gloves on
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
Did you wash your gloves?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
and yes I did wash my hands
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:15 AM
not actually permanent i change them
04:16
i did not wash them but they’re new so basically yes
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:16 AM
You didn't wash them???
04:16
Thats it
04:16
im leaving
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:16 AM
i didnt touch anything
04:16
damn sucks for you
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:16 AM
his loss on the handshake
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:16 AM
yeah
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:16 AM
let’s make a secret handshake Juno
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:17 AM
shoo shoo waves hand in a leave motion to the boss
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:17 AM
he disappears from plain sight as soon as he starts to crouch
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:17 AM
oute here
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louie (203 & 616)
let’s make a secret handshake Juno
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:17 AM
good idea, but in a second hold on
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:17 AM
Then you hear the skyrim drumroll for leveling up a skill
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:17 AM
(You’re at max level
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
(it’d be really funny if they whipped out a joint right about now)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:17 AM
does so…
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Shinyquarks
Then you hear the skyrim drumroll for leveling up a skill
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:17 AM
what the fuck
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:17 AM
what was that
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:17 AM
(he lied for his ego, he is only at level 70)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:18 AM
i dunno and i do not want to know
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:18 AM
are you still in the bathroom
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:18 AM
..no..
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:18 AM
oh my god
04:18
he is spying on us in the bathroom
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:18 AM
creep
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:18 AM
I gotta get out of here
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:18 AM
We literally have cameras in the bathroom
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:18 AM
where is private
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:18 AM
creep alert if i took a piss do you think he’d still watch
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:18 AM
?????
04:18
YOU WHt
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Shinyquarks
We literally have cameras in the bathroom
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:18 AM
oh
04:18
dont check them then (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:19 AM
oh my lord
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:19 AM
the boss is crouching in front of the bathroom door btw
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:19 AM
that is highly illegal
04:19
ok where else can we go
04:19
oooo
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:19 AM
i would sue but i literally dont care
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:19 AM
Broom closet
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:19 AM
yeah i was about to say that
04:19
lets go then
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:19 AM
I’m following you
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:19 AM
(roll to not bump into you leaving)
04:20
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 04:20 AM
ONE
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@Shinyquarks You rolled 10
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:20 AM
walks directly to the broom closet; they visit here frequently
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:20 AM
(Bumps 1 of us
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:20 AM
(me i guess)
04:20
so thats where you were
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:20 AM
well then
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:20 AM
ouch
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:20 AM
have fun in the bathroom
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:20 AM
well have fun in the broom closet
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:20 AM
okay have fun without your handshake
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:20 AM
before its renovated
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:20 AM
yea
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:21 AM
They Are There At the Broom closet Now
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:21 AM
we gonna have the coolest handshake in the world
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:21 AM
it smells like weed in the broom closet
04:21
i sure do wonder why
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:21 AM
(He has digressed to 3rd grader jealousy tactics)
04:21
it smells weirdly bad for the room with all the cleaning supplies
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:22 AM
how much planning do you want to do for the handshake
04:22
i forgot it smelled in here
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:22 AM
this will be an immaculate dance of the hand
04:22
A masterpiece of movement
04:22
Revolutionary
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:22 AM
the cleaning supplies smell hurts my head like it gives me a headache
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louie (203 & 616)
this will be an immaculate dance of the hand
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:22 AM
im sure it will
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:22 AM
Then why are you a janitor
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louie (203 & 616)
Then why are you a janitor
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:23 AM
im just fine when its not in all up in my nostrils
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:23 AM
alright that’s fine
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:23 AM
hence why i wear this funny little respirator mask as often as possible
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:24 AM
(Really off topic but your drawings are so damn good could draw louie please)
04:24
(Like shit, they’re good) (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:24 AM
(wait are you talking about the onr i pinged you for)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:24 AM
(Yes
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:24 AM
(i didnt draw that one 😭😭)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:24 AM
(Crying
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:25 AM
(pinged u again for what i used)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:25 AM
(I’m gonna try it
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:25 AM
(okay i’ll let you do that)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:26 AM
(Nope too much wok
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:27 AM
(ah damn)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:27 AM
(And In Chinese
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:27 AM
(its japanese)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:27 AM
(also doubt they have a 4 arms option
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:27 AM
(oh well back to rp?)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:27 AM
(Ye
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:27 AM
(they dont but i could edit it)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:27 AM
(I could too
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:27 AM
(oh well ok)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:28 AM
ok now we are in the broom closet
04:28
awesome (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:28 AM
have you ever uhh smoked weed for lack of a better way to word this? i dont know if this is a good wuestion to ask since i dont know where the boss is
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:28 AM
I have not but I know it requires lighting something on fire to smoke it
04:28
So I am down to try
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:28 AM
okay then
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:29 AM
louie takes a fat whiff of a massive blunt
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:29 AM
juno does the same because it seems appropriate
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:29 AM
he coughs a lot
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:29 AM
lol
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:29 AM
ahahegrhgehegrgee
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:29 AM
yeah i recommend dont do that
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:29 AM
I will not ok
04:30
how long does it take to work
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:30 AM
juno is also sitting on the floor with their legs crossed because why not
04:30
really depends
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:30 AM
well then
04:30
louie sits down
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:30 AM
like i mean if you said you havent ever Weeded the Weed then it shouldnt be too long
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:31 AM
wanna start on that handshake
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:31 AM
sure sure
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:31 AM
handshake montage begins
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:31 AM
EPIC handshake montage begins*
thistbh 1
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:32 AM
the montage is over and they are both staring up at the ceiling on their backs
04:32
god I’m amazing
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:32 AM
god that handshake was amazing
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:32 AM
it really was
04:32
I am an incredibly valuable asset
04:33
To the handshake community
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:33 AM
yes yes you are
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:33 AM
wooot wooot
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:33 AM
420 pumps their fist a couple times (upwards)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:33 AM
203 does the same with all 4
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:34 AM
where do you think the boss went
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:34 AM
then starts staring at his hands
04:34
uhhhhh
04:34
I dunno
04:34
probably still in the bathroom
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:34 AM
do you think hes having fun in there
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:34 AM
100%
04:35
and without us too
04:35
I will not stand for it
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:35 AM
how rude
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:35 AM
come on we are going back
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:35 AM
well yeah youre laying down (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:35 AM
well
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:35 AM
i dont wanna leave yet but fine
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:35 AM
Yea good idea
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:35 AM
later we’ll check on him i guess
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:36 AM
louie goes back to staring at his hands
04:36
do you think like
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:36 AM
do i even think
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:36 AM
ayea
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:37 AM
when do i not think
04:37
what is a thought
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:37 AM
203 holds all his hands straight up for no good reason
04:37
ayeye
04:37
I get you
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
do you think hes having fun in there
Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:37 AM
opens door Actually I am watching the facility camera footage right now. Just went out to make some popcorn, though.
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:38 AM
420 also holds his hands up for some reason
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:38 AM
oh hello
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:38 AM
o
04:38
kay
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:38 AM
Look at our hands
04:38
count them!
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:38 AM
care for a joint boss
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:38 AM
there are 6
04:38
ahehhehehee
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:38 AM
one two three four five six
04:38
yeah
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:38 AM
no i dont smoke on work hours
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:38 AM
sucks for you
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:38 AM
louie starts doing jazz hands
04:38
this is fun
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
Anyways want some wine?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
YES
04:39
pour it into my mouth
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
It's only 500 years old though
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
sure sure
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
he pours a shot into louie's mouth
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
pour pour pour pour
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
do you have any stronger alcohol though
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
Let me check
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
or like literally anythjng other than wine
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
Oh
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
yells gurgley with wine still in mouth I WILL NEVER DIE
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
he points at the cleaning alcohol in the broom closet
04:39
FOUND SOME
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:39 AM
you know what okay wine works…
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:40 AM
Okay i'll pour you a glass
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:40 AM
kay thanks
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:40 AM
drink it drink it
04:40
woooooooooo
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:40 AM
actually skip the glass give me the bottle
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:40 AM
you are
04:40
insane
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:40 AM
he produces a glass of wine out of his small suit pocket like the thing where clowns go out of a car way too small for them
04:41
Okay sure
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:41 AM
…what how did you
04:41
can i do that
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:41 AM
What do you mean, it's just a wine glass? (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:41 AM
louie starts trying to make shadow animals by holding his fingers together in different positions against the light
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:41 AM
is this me being high or did you just
04:41
whatt
04:41
ok im laying back down
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:42 AM
none of them look right at all
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:42 AM
hey louie
04:42
maybe you can do shadow cthulu
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:42 AM
aayyyyyyyyeeeeessss
04:42
yeaaaaa
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louie (203 & 616)
louie starts trying to make shadow animals by holding his fingers together in different positions against the light
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:42 AM
juno makes a weird shape, its definitely some animal but you cant tell and starts attacking louies shadow animals (edited)
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:42 AM
or nyarlathotep
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:43 AM
does a big sprawling tentacle monster with 16 trashing tentacles
04:43
(Because of thumbs) (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:43 AM
juno feels like rolling another joint for fun
04:43
roll for joint
04:43
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 04:43 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 14
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:44 AM
be careful when smoking that, there is a smoke detector in the meeting room
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:44 AM
louie’s cuthhulu eviserates all of 420’s animals
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:44 AM
juno rolls a bit better than “average” joint!
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Shinyquarks
be careful when smoking that, there is a smoke detector in the meeting room
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:44 AM
you mean the one i tore down
04:44
or did you replace it
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:44 AM
no i think that was the smoke alarm actually
04:44
the smoke detector just detects smoke
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:45 AM
shut up brooooo you probably ate the batteryyyy
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:45 AM
it doesnt really do aynthing with that info
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:45 AM
really
04:45
oh
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:45 AM
louie has forgotten who he was talking to
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louie (203 & 616)
shut up brooooo you probably ate the batteryyyy
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:45 AM
i dont eat batteries
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:45 AM
oooohhh yeaaaaa
04:45
whooopsie
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:45 AM
eating batteries is quite bad for your health
04:46
the acid really destroys your teeth yknow
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:46 AM
YOU KNOW WHO DOES? ME!! 104 says, stomping into the moment
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:46 AM
(Don’t
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:46 AM
oh and also if its a lithium battery it will explode inside your mouth
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:46 AM
(That’ll be too confusing
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:46 AM
quite violently actually
04:46
it will also combust
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louie (203 & 616)
(That’ll be too confusing
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:46 AM
104 promptly leave again for the lounge
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:46 AM
bye bye dad
🤨 1
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:46 AM
(it was funny for thr moment
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
hey louie wanna have a secret handshake
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
louie realizes he just called someone else dad on accident and looses it
04:47
mentally
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
you can only handshake if you take my better than average joint
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
yea
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
oh you think that good?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
smoke it
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
(roll for making joint)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
its not perfect but its better than some other ines
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
ONE
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@Shinyquarks You rolled 10
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
(TEN HA
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:47 AM
wow
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
see
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
that joint i made
04:48
its perfectly average
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
mid !!!!
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
its not thattt easy
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
mid joint
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
mid!!! mid joint!!
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
no but guys
04:48
you dont understand
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
mid mid mid mid mid
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
its literally PERFECTLY average
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
aagagsgagahsgaga
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
its the exact average length
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
holds out the better than average joint to the boss
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
and contains the exact average amount of weed
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
your dick is as big as that joint i bet you (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:48 AM
Oh my word
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:49 AM
averaaggeee
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
your dick is as big as that joint i bet you (edited)
Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:49 AM
the richer you are, the smaller your dick
04:49
its a sad truth.
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Shinyquarks
the richer you are, the smaller your dick
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:49 AM
no wonder why i dont have one
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:49 AM
you aren’t rich homie I was there when you took over the office
04:49
you haven’t gotten paid that much yet
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:49 AM
Actually I took all the money out of the bosses bank account
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:49 AM
you LACKINGGGGGG
04:49
LACKING LACKING LAKCI my
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Shinyquarks
the richer you are, the smaller your dick
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:49 AM
proof?
04:49
proof?
04:50
i need visual evidence
04:50
proof proooffff
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:50 AM
he wants to see your penis lol
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:50 AM
he takes out a gun from out of his suit pocket
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louie (203 & 616)
he wants to see your penis lol
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:50 AM
and bank account
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:50 AM
HOYL FUCK
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:50 AM
thats not your dick!! silly boss
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:50 AM
louie jumps at it and wrestles the gun away (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:50 AM
oh
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:50 AM
bad
04:50
no!
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:50 AM
why
04:51
I just wanted to show you my golden gun
04:51
if you look closer you can see the gun is actually covered in gold
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:51 AM
louie leaves the broom closest and chucks it out of the window
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:51 AM
blows a couple smoke rings because its Fun
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:51 AM
bye bye buddy
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:51 AM
come backkk
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:51 AM
Cominnnggh
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:51 AM
Hey Kel it appears they are smoking weed in the office (edited)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 02-Jun-22 04:51 AM
Kel walked in Oh, looks like you have it under control, Boss Kel walked out. He has seen too much.
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:51 AM
Watch this
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:51 AM
should we do something about it?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:51 AM
louie does a cartwheel on the way to the broom closet
04:51
yeaaaaaa
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:51 AM
nahhhhhh
04:51
louie buddy u ok
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:52 AM
I just hit an awesome cartwheel
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:52 AM
man im fucking hungry
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:52 AM
let’s go tip the vending machine
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:52 AM
yayy
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:52 AM
also Louie how could you do that to my gun
04:52
I'm cutting your pay
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:52 AM
I’ve had bad experiences with guns in the past
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:52 AM
louie takes an L moment
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:52 AM
also the boss takes out a smaller gun
04:53
I have a whole collection in here
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:53 AM
do you think weed gives me ball cancer
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:53 AM
louie doesn’t even register the pay cut
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:53 AM
boss do you have ball cancer
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:53 AM
he takes out a series of gun each smaller than the last, like matroshka dolls
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:53 AM
boss what
04:53
the fuck
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:53 AM
louie tries to eat one but fails
04:53
man I’m hungry too
04:53
Let’s leave now
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:53 AM
Im rich now I can have as many guns as i want!
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:53 AM
louie leaves for the lounge
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:54 AM
juno is following louie
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:54 AM
I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THEM
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:54 AM
haha
04:54
louie walks to the lounge after more than a few wrong turns
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:54 AM
anyways I'll go make my popcorn now
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:54 AM
why would someone want that many tiny guns
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:54 AM
It’s crazy I know
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:54 AM
walks to the lounge
04:54
oh also he packs up all his remaining guns again
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:54 AM
Let’s tip the vending machine
04:55
louie punches through the glass of the machine
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:55 AM
sure okay
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:55 AM
done
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:55 AM
..that works
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:55 AM
:))
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:55 AM
I saw that
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:55 AM
airieeee
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:55 AM
juno grabs a handful of snacks and stuff
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:55 AM
louie tries to jump out the window to escape the boss but misses
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:55 AM
no you didnt
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:55 AM
owe
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:55 AM
he takes out his phone
04:55
he plays a replay of the events that just occured (edited)
04:56
You do know we have cameras, right?
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:56 AM
420 eats the phone* (edited)
💪 1
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:56 AM
I think I mentioned it
04:56
..
04:56
DID YOU JUST
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:56 AM
yeah
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:56 AM
aersome
04:56
this is a W
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:56 AM
yeah
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:56 AM
hold on
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:56 AM
does the secret handshake
😂 1
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:56 AM
takes out second phone and calls first phone
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:56 AM
hell yea
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:56 AM
first phone is nowhere to be seen heard or found
04:57
420s stomach is a portal to some weird pocket dimension
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:57 AM
louie eats some cheetoe
04:57
(Of course it is
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:57 AM
you know what 420?
04:57
This is the last straw
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:57 AM
they dont really need to eat but its fun and kindaa necessary
04:57
no its not
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:57 AM
im confiscating your weed supply.
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:57 AM
what no
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:57 AM
and your weed plant.
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:57 AM
theres at least two more straws
04:57
aNo
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:57 AM
and your backup weed supply.
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:57 AM
NO
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:57 AM
can I have it
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:57 AM
you
04:58
what about my backups backup
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
Im taking that too
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
shutup don’t tell him
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
wowww
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
boss can I have it instead
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
no
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
do you know how many bsckups i have
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
damn
04:58
that’s messed up
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
do you know how many bsckups i have
Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
420?
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
you cant take an infinite amount boss
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
you know what i can do though?
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
die
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
he calls up the mind control folks
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 04:58 AM
everyone looks away for a split second and louie is crashed out on the couch
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:59 AM
NO
04:59
420 eats that phone too
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:59 AM
(roll to get phone away from 420)
04:59
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 04:59 AM
ONE
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@Shinyquarks You rolled 17
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:59 AM
(he does so.)
04:59
"yo can you set uhh.. 420's mind to be unable to smoke weed?"
04:59
"also leave them unable to eat phones too."
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:59 AM
NO
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 04:59 AM
"alright, thanks"
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 04:59 AM
NO
04:59
NO NO NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO M
04:59
wow
04:59
wowww
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:00 AM
Good morning emoloyee chat
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:00 AM
if i cant have weed AS THE WEED EMPLOYEE
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:00 AM
I don’t know why I said that
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:00 AM
i will resort to other illegal substances, boss
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:00 AM
Ooooo illegle substances
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:00 AM
takes out phone again
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:00 AM
so you either take that back or you will see mass shipment of cocaine
05:00
you know what
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:00 AM
"oh also make them unable to quit their job, as well as consuming all other illegal substances"
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:00 AM
louie goes for some coffee
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:01 AM
"yeah thanks
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:01 AM
WHAT
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:01 AM
lol
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:01 AM
YOU CANT FUCKING DO THAT
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:01 AM
you can only consume LEGAL substances now!!
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
YOU CANT FUCKING DO THAT
Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:01 AM
IM THE BOSS
05:01
I CAN DO FUCKING ANYTHING
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:01 AM
FHERE ARE NO LAWS HERE
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:01 AM
louie sips his coffee like a smug bastard
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:01 AM
HAHAHHAA
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:01 AM
oh right#
05:01
hangs up a list of illegal substances
05:02
I AM THE LAW, FOOL
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:02 AM
calls up their Drug Supplier wuickly and orders all their cocaine
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:02 AM
ooo that looks tasty
05:02
Can I eat that list boss
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:02 AM
sure
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hangs up a list of illegal substances
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:02 AM
crosses off the il in illegal
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:02 AM
Thanks (edited)
05:02
(Hate iPhone
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:02 AM
Oh also cocaine is illegal now
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:02 AM
Thank You
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Shinyquarks
Oh also cocaine is illegal now
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:02 AM
No Its Nott Whatttt
05:02
shipment arrives
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:02 AM
louie eats the list of illegal substances
05:02
damn that was really well cooked
05:02
Thanks
05:03
appreciate it
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:03 AM
420 Consumes all of the Cocaine because they said it was lrgal and rverything is based on your own perception and blah blah blah
05:03
Jeese
05:03
Jesse
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:03 AM
"okay mind control team, this isn't working"
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:03 AM
we Need to Cook
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:03 AM
who’s Jesse
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:03 AM
"stop them from consuming any drugs"
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:03 AM
Brekaing Bardr
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:03 AM
hey not me
05:04
Let me do drugs I’ve been good
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:04 AM
okay fine you can do 1 drug, louie
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:04 AM
YoucANT STOPME FROM doing aaAAANYTHJNG
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:04 AM
thanks :)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:04 AM
roll for cocaine effects
05:04
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 05:04 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 8
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:04 AM
……
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:04 AM
louie hits a celebratory backflip for drugs
05:04
(4 or higher because he’s learning)
05:04
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 5
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 05:04 AM
ONE
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
Lung Damage!
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
(roll for a backflip)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
louie stumbles a bit but hits the backflip
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
(15 or higher, he got slightly better at it)
05:05
`roll d20
05:05
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
ONE
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@Shinyquarks You rolled 8
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
aaaaa
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
he hits his head on the coffee table
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
you’ll learn
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
backflip roll for 420 coming right up
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
owwwww
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 6
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
he is now bleeding out on the floor
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
yeouch
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:05 AM
oh shit
05:05
oh shit
05:05
wAit
05:05
you’re goop
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:06 AM
420 has also had a seizure from the cocaine because their luck is so good
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:06 AM
just regoopify boss
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:06 AM
trust me
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:06 AM
(the boss is unconcious, he slightly softer and stickier than normal but not really goopy right now)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:06 AM
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:07 AM
louie grabs the first aid kit that 264 makes him carry around since he died and uses it to patch up the boss
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:07 AM
wakes up
05:07
wow thanks
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:07 AM
god I’m amazing
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louie (203 & 616)
louie grabs the first aid kit that 264 makes him carry around since he died and uses it to patch up the boss
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:07 AM
(wow good job)
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:07 AM
you get back your raise
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:07 AM
yiipppeeeee
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:07 AM
anyways.
05:07
goops up and then ungoopifies, healing all injuries (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:07 AM
That is very disturbing
05:07
anyway
05:07
what’s the plan now
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:08 AM
maybe ill have to... fire 420 if this continues
05:08
but you know
05:08
I have a better idea
05:08
HEY 420!!
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:08 AM
he does janitize very well
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:08 AM
DO YOU WANT TO START A DRUG FARM IN THE OFFICE, I AM SURE IT WILL BE A GOOD SOURCE OF INCOME FOR THE COMPANY
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:09 AM
420 unseizures
05:09
what
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:09 AM
drugs
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:09 AM
if i dont lose my job sure
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:09 AM
you know what you can have a drug lab as well
05:09
just sell some drugs for us
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:09 AM
kingpin
05:09
I will be a goon
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:09 AM
also you can self-sample 1% of each drug you make
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:09 AM
jesse
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:09 AM
so if you make enough you can get your fix
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:09 AM
jesse we need to cook
05:09
mr white
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:10 AM
Boston accent hey show some respect to the bawsssssss
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:10 AM
ok ok ok
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:10 AM
you may now see the bawss
05:10
heeh this is fun
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:10 AM
anyways the farm and lab are now in your office
05:10
we already got it constructed
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:10 AM
cool
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:10 AM
(Louie has not seen breaking bad
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:10 AM
is there gay in my office
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:10 AM
(The boss has also not seen breaking bad
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:11 AM
(420 has only heard of breaking bad)
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:11 AM
(this is the moment where 420 became heisenberg) (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:11 AM
(He has cancer now?? (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:11 AM
)HELP)
05:11
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Shinyquarks 02-Jun-22 05:11 AM
(i was doing the meme)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:12 AM
(I see
05:12
ok well
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:12 AM
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:12 AM
do I get drug money
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:12 AM
yes
05:12
maybe
05:12
yes
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:12 AM
Cool
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:12 AM
The Drug Company
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:12 AM
awesome
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:13 AM
what if i made mustard gas
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:13 AM
that is silly
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:13 AM
sooo so so silly
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:13 AM
(Something needs to happen
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:13 AM
(like?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:13 AM
(idk lemme make up some bullshit
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:14 AM
roll for random combustion
05:14
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 05:14 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 14
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:14 AM
hmmm
05:14
okay then
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:14 AM
(Or that
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:14 AM
all the computers simultaneously burst into flames!
05:15
oh
05:15
thats
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:15 AM
however everyone is in the break room and is unaware of this development
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:15 AM
sprinklers
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:15 AM
well then
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:15 AM
the water from the sprinklers is musty and brown
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:15 AM
now I am wet
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:15 AM
AH SHIT WATER SHIT WATER
05:15
GET IT OFFFME
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:15 AM
then all 4 members of weezer walk in
05:15
hi
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:15 AM
OH MY GID IS THAT WEEZER
05:16
whats with these homies
05:16
roll for fir eagaun??
05:16
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 05:16 AM
ONE
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 18
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:16 AM
they have taken an oath of scilence
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:16 AM
weezer sets on fire and so does 420! yay!
05:16
like FLAMES
05:16
these flames cannot be put out
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:17 AM
OG MY GOD
05:17
they are on fire
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:17 AM
wow fire
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:17 AM
dear lord
05:17
Jesus fuck
05:17
weezer are dying
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:17 AM
thats not very whats with these homies
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:17 AM
goodbye pat from weezer
05:17
and the rest of you
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:18 AM
104 briefly interrupts the moment, running through the building shouting “III AAAMMM FIIREEEEPROOOFFFFF” (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:18 AM
he is mistaken
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:19 AM
they yet again trip, but this time they land into a window and to the awful white space outside as the window broke because 104 is unfortunately having a mass and having a weight heavy enough tk break said window (edited)
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louie (203 & 616)
he is mistaken
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:19 AM
he is indeed!
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
they yet again trip, but this time they land into a window and to the awful white space outside as the window broke because 104 is unfortunately having a mass and having a weight heavy enough tk break said window (edited)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:20 AM
“NOOOOOO!!!!!”
05:20
104 hopelessly shouts.
05:20
The
05:20
End
05:20
ok imgonna ummm sleepc noww
05:20
GoodnIght 🥶🥶🥶
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:21 AM
yea that is enough
05:21
very fun
05:21
👍
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louie (203 & 616)
louie, filled with determination, got up from his desk and raced to floor 1
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:22 AM
if any of you want to read this awful roleplay start here for 104’s Shenanigans orr
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louie (203 & 616)
louie clogs the toilet
NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:22 AM
start here for 420ness
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:22 AM
idk what you mean this was a banger session
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 05:22 AM
okay goodnig
05:23
wait just realiseed
05:23
ok i mesnt like that it turned to crack rp at the end
05:23
but it wasnr horrible
05:23
gn thoughh
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 05:24 AM
gn king
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 08:34 AM
louie was sitting alone at his desk once again, and this time pretending to be asleep. It wasn’t for anyone in particular, he just lied there with his head down with no intention of sleep. As he thought about the empty screen that sat in front of him, his head raced on and on about nothing. Even with his eyes closed, everything felt like it moved too fast.
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 08:34 AM
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bug 1
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 08:34 AM
(another little scene :) )
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:49 PM
louie gets up from his desk and marches down to 104's office
18:50
the trip is long and arduous
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:50 PM
(lol)
bug 1
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:50 PM
heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo how you doing mike
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:50 PM
hi hi
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Mike…
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:50 PM
louie has already swiped 3 flags
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from SPAMTON!! (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:51 PM
hows your day going man
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:51 PM
IM NOT EVEN DONE PRINTING but its doing good
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:51 PM
how many are you priting
18:51
louie has stolen an additional 2 flags
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:51 PM
like probably 5 of each and if anyone wants one that i havent printed then they'll have to ask me
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:52 PM
can i get one of each?
18:52
and an extra set for tequila?
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:52 PM
done printing; 104 tapes all the flags to pencils and pens and lays them out on their desk
18:52
.. . .. ..... i'll print you the 20 you ask for later i have somewhere to be
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:52 PM
here ill just grab one and follow you to the party
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 10:48 PM
i am so bored horace
22:48
we gotta go find somethign to do
22:48
the frog stared back in scilence
22:49
come on you and me are taking a trip to the lounge
22:49
still nothing
22:50
louie cradled his beloved frog in his hands and started making his way to the lounge
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 05-Jun-22 10:03 AM
Made a new logo on the Serious server. Instead of a bucket its two open doors to represent the narrator being serious in choice and stuff. (oops wrong channel) (edited)
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Carl-bot BOT 05-Jun-22 10:03 AM
i cant find the bucket emoji heolp
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 10:07 AM
no one can help you
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 05:56 PM
bored out of his mind, louie got up from his desk, found the closest trashcan around, and threw a lit match into it
17:56
hehe shitfaced grin
17:57
he sits around the fire for a bit
17:58
i wonder if there is more weed
😭 4
18:01
louie sits there on his ass, waiting for something to happen
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BOOOOM
18:10
from accross the building
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 06:10 PM
good heaveans
18:10
he runs over to that part of the building to see the commotion
18:12
he finds none other than John lennon lying on the ground, shot
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Part of the office is just.. gone. like a chunk error
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 06:12 PM
john lennon what happened
18:13
why is part of the buidling gone john
18:13
wait i smell weed
18:13
im gonna go find it
18:13
bye john
18:13
louie leaves for the lounge
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 05-Jun-22 11:13 PM
250 just comes to his office and again doodles enby demon that ruined his life damn, they hot..
😭 1
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(relate)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 05-Jun-22 11:20 PM
Gmod moment time
23:21
250 pulls out a grenade, takes the pin off and kaboom
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:21 PM
louie is back at his desk, twiddling his thumbs and blasting jams
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:22 PM
111 is back at her desk as well, looking at cat videos.. once again..
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001 wakes up, having fallen asleep next to the broken copier. How long was she out? She looked around, yawning, and got up. 001 is wearing a white button-up tshirt (edited)
23:23
..hm? What happened..?
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:23 PM
louie hears 250 yelling from his desk and goes to check on her
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:23 PM
~"For the love of God- Stacie, no! Don't force me to create some sort of ridiculous scenario for you. Fine. You know what? I got just the perfect scenario just for you. Ace in the sleeve. In fact, I think you'll be so impressed that you'll never want to pull another stunt like today's ever again!~ ~Whistling~ ~"Ah there. You can open your eyes now. Ahem. Stacie, I proudly introduce, [Fictional company name]'s First Annual Doorknob Festival. There is nothing here but the wide range of exciting selections of doorknobs. From all sorts of colors and styles. It's simply the most exciting festival in the world. And this is the first and only festival of it's kind, Stacie! You are part of history!"~ ~"How does it make you feel, Stacie? Go on, touch all of the doorknobs to your heart delight! Oh, there you go again, laughing up another storm. Do you find this funny? Do you know how many people are waiting outside to have their turn at touching the doorknobs? You're practically VIP and you're laughing?!"~ -"N-No...this...this is cool."- ~"You don't sound very particularly convincing."~ -"I swear. It's cool, Fern-Boy!"- ~"Right. I'm not even acknowledge that. So, go on then Stacie, if it's so cool. Perhaps if you find a cool set of doorknobs, we could do a little bit of office renovations. I'll be over here, just not even paying even the slightest of attention. This is all for you. Enjoy."~ Stacie woke up in her room and rubbed her face. Another reset.
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Carl-bot BOT 05-Jun-22 11:23 PM
👀
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:23 PM
hey you good?
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:23 PM
111 jumps up o-o?
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(WHAT)
23:23
(WHO'S STACIE)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:23 PM
Employee 383 opened his eyes, sitting in his office. He heard an explosion and dashed out towards 250's office
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Carl-bot BOT 05-Jun-22 11:23 PM
👀
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:23 PM
(New character)
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:23 PM
(Stacie is my new character)
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assiel (florence + axel) 05-Jun-22 11:23 PM
(CARL SHUSH)
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:24 PM
250 are you good?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:24 PM
(Wooooo yeahh :D)
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:24 PM
111 then goes to 250's office, peaking in What.. was that-
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(oh my god should i use Bug?)
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louie (203 & 616)
hey you good?
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 05-Jun-22 11:24 PM
250 just looks at 203, seeming pretty out of it then gives him a thumbs up
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:24 PM
250, what in the dickens did you do?
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(i'm gonna introduce you guys to Bug)
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:24 PM
you sure?
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 05-Jun-22 11:25 PM
Yes.
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:25 PM
Alright then
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
250, what in the dickens did you do?
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:25 PM
[666 couldn't tell if they wanted to laugh or cringe at the word "dickens".]
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:25 PM
Stacie made herself her cup of coffee before getting dressed. Heading upstairs to the general employee area. Everyone seemed to be convering near 250's office.
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:25 PM
203 gives 111 a concerned glare
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
[666 couldn't tell if they wanted to laugh or cringe at the word "dickens".]
Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:25 PM
(He's been saying that phrase for a long time)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
(He's been saying that phrase for a long time)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:25 PM
(Holy shit that's fucking hilarious)
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:25 PM
111 just looks back at 203, concerned as well
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001 is not here today.
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spooctus rushes to 250's office
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 05-Jun-22 11:25 PM
guys stop, 250 going to have a anxiety-ridden meltdown)
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:26 PM
"Soooo... what's the gossip today?"
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gossip gossip gossip gossip
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:26 PM
...Explosion... that's what. 111 backed up, concerned
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Employee 424 just got to work, sitting down at her desk. She's new here, and doesn't know anyone...
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(IS 250 OK FROM HAVING A GRENADE EXPLODE RIGHT NEXT TO THEM)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:27 PM
Kel sighed. He was going to have to file yet another damage report
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 05-Jun-22 11:27 PM
250 just sits there, and goes under his desk
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:27 PM
"What the fuck happened now?"
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is anyone here a doctor?
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señor fbi
(IS 250 OK FROM HAVING A GRENADE EXPLODE RIGHT NEXT TO THEM)
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 05-Jun-22 11:28 PM
he wouldn’t normally but since dude has no soul, hes pretty much dandy)
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:28 PM
111 just... slowly exits the area, having enough of this shit
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:28 PM
"No, Spooctus. It's a fend for yourself kind of job."
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is anyone here a clerk?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:28 PM
Not that I'm aware of, no.
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:28 PM
"And none of those either."
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bishop?
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Bug watches everyone from the side, observing
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:28 PM
Who needs medical attention, Spooctus?
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:28 PM
"No bishops."
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that sucks
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:29 PM
something catches Louie’s attention out of the corner of his eye
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:29 PM
Stacie pinched her eyebrows.
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:29 PM
it’s a new person
23:29
he introduces himself with a bottom right hand handshake and tells them his name
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:29 PM
Stacie turned to look at Bug. Taking a sip of coffee before moving towards them. And offering her hand. "Hey."
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:30 PM
what’s your name
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U- uh... hello. I'm, um, Bug. She shakes both their hands.
23:30
Looking forward to workin' with ya?
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:30 PM
111 just looks at Bug and the others from a corner, still a little shaken up from the explosion, her shy personality kicking in
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:30 PM
louie tries his hardest not to stare at the antenna
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:30 PM
Hi there. Cute antennas. :) I'm an employee manager. It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 05-Jun-22 11:30 PM
250 just goes to floor 0 woioi
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:30 PM
Ah, a new employee? Hello there
23:30
Kel holds out his hand
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:31 PM
"I'm Stacie. Nice to meet you."
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Bug is a little nervous being crowded, so she, uh, freezes up and zones out
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:31 PM
louie then wondered why he had extra limbs and the bug employee didn’t
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:32 PM
[666 pondered if Bug's soul would be a bug's soul or a human one. Ooo... a bug + human soul.. hmmm......]
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bug "rose"
Bug is a little nervous being crowded, so she, uh, freezes up and zones out
Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:33 PM
Oh dear. It would seem you are a bit shy, would you care for a refreshment in the lounge?
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(she definitely has a human soul, ...but the antennae are real, i guess. she's sure something)
23:33
(OH YEAH AND SHE HAS A GF)
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spooctus walks up to bug "hey welcome to the office, just beware of ghosts and demons and frogs and you will be good"
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:33 PM
Oh yea do you like frogs
23:34
I have one named Horace he is my best buddy
23:34
shows bug a picture
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spooctus pulls out a framed picture of a shutterstock ghost
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:34 PM
WOAH that is scary
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Uh-- drink. Yes.
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:35 PM
Stacie simply backed up a bit to sip on her coffee and allow Bug some breathing space.
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(AAAGH)
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:35 PM
aieeee
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(GOD PUT A FUCKING SPOILER ON THAT OR SOMETHING)
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"beware!!! don't worry I myself am a exorcist so if you ever see any ghosts just tell me"
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(WARN ME NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU SCARE THE LIFE OUT OF ME)
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:36 PM
…. 111 is still watching from a far
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spooctus pulls out yet another framed shutterstock photo
23:37
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:37 PM
STOP THAT
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It's, um, nice to m- meet you all! ...excuse me, uh, miss, are you a, ah, demon? (talkin to sheryl)
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BEWARE!!
23:38
spooctus throws knockoff holy water at bug
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Oh, and who am I supposed to listen to? (kel)
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you shall be safe now
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:38 PM
Can I get some
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sure
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:38 PM
yippeee
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it also makes for a great beverage
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:39 PM
Actually fuck getting splashed fill up a cup of that
23:39
I’m thirsty (edited)
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( @cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) @Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) psst)
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be right back i need to find my secret stash
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:39 PM
alright
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don't want the Demon to find it
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:40 PM
True true
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:40 PM
(?)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:40 PM
Did someone say secret stash~?
23:40
And Bug what makes you think that?
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YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT!!
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:40 PM
I'm just a normal employee. :)
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:40 PM
RUN SPOOC
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spooctus goes down to the floor, leaving his robe behind
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
(?)
(bug asked who she should listen to)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:41 PM
(LOL no Sheryl hides their demon shit but let's say Bug can see the metaphorical horns)
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(AH)
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a few moments later, he throws some of the knockoff water at sheryl
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:41 PM
(can I just tell her
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Ah-- I, uh, sorry, miss.
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?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 05-Jun-22 11:41 PM
ONE
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@señor fbi You rolled 11
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o_o
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:41 PM
she is a demon
23:41
do not be mistaken
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I KNOW!!
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:42 PM
Well, that was quite rude. No need to splash water at managers to get what you want. :) Do you even work here..?
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:42 PM
111 took a deep breath, then coming over to the group, silently waving at Bug since new employee.. then backing up slightly at when Spooctus threw the water 0-0?
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bug "rose"
Oh, and who am I supposed to listen to? (kel)
Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:42 PM
Listen to me, 424. Do not trust that demon of a manager.
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:42 PM
he’s the rustle in the vents Sheryl
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
Well, that was quite rude. No need to splash water at managers to get what you want. :) Do you even work here..?
SHUT UP DEMON! i don't need to explain nothing to you!!
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:43 PM
he quite literally lives in the walls
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spooctus goes back to the ground
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:43 PM
bye bye buddy
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:43 PM
See Bug? I don't know what the other employees have against me but you can trust me. :) I'll always be there for you if you need anything. And I mean anything.
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and takes his robe with him, but since hes ethereal and the robe is not, the robe just behaves like a gmod object
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23:44
complete with the sound and all
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:44 PM
0-0”
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:44 PM
louie is confused by this
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Sara | Sarah#403 | Stacie -MCF- 05-Jun-22 11:44 PM
Stacie moves for the lounge.
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:44 PM
Here 424
23:44
wanna seethe lounge
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
Oh dear. It would seem you are a bit shy, would you care for a refreshment in the lounge?
Ah-- O- okay. Um, I forgot your name, can you show me the lounge?
23:45
(chance to finally get a fkin 1 on 1 with kel)
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louie (203 & 616) 05-Jun-22 11:45 PM
(oops
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bug "rose"
(chance to finally get a fkin 1 on 1 with kel)
Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:45 PM
(This is the closest you're going to get to a 1 on 1 with my boy)
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(this interaction or the drink)
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:46 PM
>~>…
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bug "rose"
Ah-- O- okay. Um, I forgot your name, can you show me the lounge?
Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 05-Jun-22 11:46 PM
Ah. Apologies, I never introduced myself. I am Kel, one of the managers at this company. Come along, I will show you to the lounge. Hopefully, it will not be as crowded there
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A- alright! Bug will now follow Kel! like a video game.
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Rika Sakura 05-Jun-22 11:59 PM
In a nearby employee room… anyone nearby could hear a loud bang along with the sound of someone cursing in Italian, 434 comes out from under a computer desk, rubbing his head in pain, usually this is normal for him
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Bug sits back at desk number 424, getting to work. Someone invite her to the gc
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Rika Sakura 06-Jun-22 12:02 AM
Why don’t they make these desks taller… 434 mumbled to himself, still rubbing his head, slightly aggravated, which is showing more of his Italian accent
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"PSST, BUG!! VENT MAN SPOOCTUS HERE"
00:04
"did you know it says guillible on the ceiling?"
bug 1
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Rika Sakura 06-Jun-22 12:05 AM
434 then sits up, grabbing his coffee which is righhhtt above where he is working, sipping away at it, putting the mug back where it was, then getting back to work on the computer underneath the desk
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It-- No, it doesn't..
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(there's a spooky ghost shutterstock image there)
00:06
00:06
"QUICK!! use the rosary i gave you!!"
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louie (203 & 616) 06-Jun-22 12:10 AM
louie returns to his desk without incident
00:10
aside from briefly tripping on a computer wire (edited)
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Rika Sakura 06-Jun-22 12:11 AM
434 finished the computer, banging his head once again on the way up, cursing again in Italian, then checking if the computer runs properly, which is does since he’s very good at his job
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if you stand on your desk you can climb out the map
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louie (203 & 616) 06-Jun-22 12:12 AM
(Wrong channel I think
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( BOUNDARY BREAK! )
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Well, 424 walks over to the first room, jujst kinda watching 434
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louie (203 & 616) 06-Jun-22 12:16 AM
louie gets absorbed in work
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for once
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louie (203 & 616) 06-Jun-22 12:16 AM
(That’s my que for singing off)
00:16
(gn employee chat
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(gn)
bug 1
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Rika Sakura 06-Jun-22 12:19 AM
Good.. 434 looked for any other errors with the computer, nodding and mumbling to himself in Italian, not noticing Bug (edited)
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(rp died)
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louie (203 & 616) 06-Jun-22 12:57 PM
louie proceeds to smash up all the cameras in the mens and the gender neutral bathrooms. he ends up finding many more than he expected
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Bug is working away at her desk, open to anything that may happen
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:00 PM
louie is taking toilet paper and trying to get all the vomit off of his suit that he can
12:00
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 4
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:00 PM
it’s not working well
12:01
he actually manages to slip on his own throw up and fall on his ass
12:01
everything is terrible today
12:03
he just kinda gives up and stays sitting on the bathroom floor
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 08-Jun-22 12:07 PM
June walks in to their office as they stopped, seeing another employee sitting in their desk, which is Izel, having her feet kicked up on their desk as she was texting on her phone She then glared at the jittery guy, with a groan as she rolled her eyes, instantly annoyed with him “The hell do you want?” ...u-um..I think y-..y-you’re sitting at my desk... “And? Why don’t your little emo ass just beat it. I can already tell you’re not worthy to waste my time, with that shit-kept hair and wrinkled-ass clothes. You fucking ugly ass hobo.” ........o-okay.. June just felt ashamed and left, sulking Izel went back to texting on her phone
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:08 PM
(omg izel a bitch 😭
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 14
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:09 PM
(Haunt the shit out of her
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(IZEL EXPLODES!!)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:09 PM
(LETS GO
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 08-Jun-22 12:09 PM
HHJHGDSFYYEGBDHG))
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:10 PM
(Gg)
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thistbh 1
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 08-Jun-22 12:11 PM
(IZEL NFIAHRH LMFAO)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:11 PM
upon hearing an explosion, louie let out an exhausted sigh and got up to check it out
12:12
he stumbled upon an explosion of human viscera at 250’s desk
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 08-Jun-22 12:12 PM
(First day at the office vibes...)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:12 PM
he collapses at the sight, not knowing how else to react (edited)
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NICE!!
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 08-Jun-22 12:13 PM
(I seriously feel bad for any janitorial staff/janitor employeesonas...)
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“U- uh… what? I zoned out.”
12:14
(OMG THE BULLY YES)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:14 PM
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 08-Jun-22 12:14 PM
lovely, only 3 minutes being properly introduced and izel fuckimg dies i cant 😭😭)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:14 PM
(she was a bitch
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(NOOO)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:14 PM
(we hated her
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(i want to meet her)
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(btw i wasn't considering that event as part of the main dtory thats why i put the () )
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:15 PM
(she can come back on reset
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 08-Jun-22 12:15 PM
(Yeah so izel metaphorically explodes HDHS)
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 5
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Bug walks near June, just watching
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(IZEL IMPLODES)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 08-Jun-22 12:16 PM
PLS)
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the whole mess she left behind is now gone
12:16
no trace of gibs or organs
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:16 PM
(I gotta go for a bit when I get back on someone wake up louie
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“…what’s going on?”
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nothing
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spooctus serperate your spamtcube actions and dialogue (edited)
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("like this"
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literally anything but straight text dude
12:20
i apologize
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(it's ok)
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(i am.. not good today.)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:33 PM
(am I fine with the speaking in straight text
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louie (203 & 616)
(I gotta go for a bit when I get back on someone wake up louie
louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:34 PM
(also not yet I still got things I gotta do
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 12:52 PM
(ok I’m good so if anyone wanna wake louie back up go ahead
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Rose is sitting at 423’s desk, looking absolutely miserable. Bug is doing work.
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:00 PM
434 continued to nod and mumble to himself, the computer booted up Good. He stood up straight, being 6’1, cracking his fingers, smiling to himself, then remembering another computer needs to be fixed 207…. He then begins to walk out of the office area (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:01 PM
louie is still unconscious
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:04 PM
434 paused, seeing Louie Louie? 434 then goes over, picking the unconscious Louie up, his head tilts slightly … Helllooo? He then shook Louie slightly Wake upppp..! (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:05 PM
wuuhhhh
14:05
oh hey
14:05
(Have they met
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:05 PM
(Yeah duh everyone should know Ted at this point.)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:05 PM
(oka
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:05 PM
(Even if they haven’t “met” in the RP this man is a fan favorite xD)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:06 PM
(well this is thier first meeting in rp so ill introduce
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:06 PM
434 still shook Louie for a extra five seconds before putting him down, god damn that guy’s grip is tough
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:06 PM
ahhhahhhahahhhahhah
14:06
stop that
14:06
louie gets up and brushes himself off
14:07
well thanks for waking me up
14:07
(actually since ted said louies name out loud ima act like they know each other
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:07 PM
434 nodded You’re welcome..! Louie’s shoulders probably hurt slightly since his grip… (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:07 PM
where you headed ted
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:08 PM
A computer down in 207 broke down! Y’know.. my normal job! 434 chuckled, fixing his man bag slightly, the sound of tools can be heard (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:10 PM
oh 207 you say? cuts to a flashback of louie stealing computer components out of the unoccupied computer
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:10 PM
(GOD DAMN IT LOUIE XDD)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:11 PM
ill just follow you back to my desk
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:11 PM
(MAKING THE GAY MAN FIX A COMPUTER YOU BROKE HOW D A R-)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:11 PM
(its his job
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:11 PM
434 nodded Alright then..! I’m fine with that!
14:12
434 then began his walk to the 200’s… he’s very quick on his feet…
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Rika Sakura
(MAKING THE GAY MAN FIX A COMPUTER YOU BROKE HOW D A R-)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 08-Jun-22 02:12 PM
(wait what happened to the Eaten computers ) (if u dont know what jm referring ti take it as a joke)
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
(wait what happened to the Eaten computers ) (if u dont know what jm referring ti take it as a joke)
Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:13 PM
(????)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:13 PM
louie tries to start a conversation but is outran by ted, turning his words into exausted breaths of air
14:13
he keeps up but struggles a bit
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:13 PM
Come on you slow poke! Never walked this fast before?!
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:14 PM
huff im more strength over speed huff
14:14
does a little arm flourish
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:14 PM
434 chuckled, slowing down his speed so Louie could catch up
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:15 PM
huff so ted
14:15
we haven't really talked a lot
14:15
tell me about yourself
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Rika Sakura
(????)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 08-Jun-22 02:16 PM
(does the Proclaimed Gay man fix All the conputer?)
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:17 PM
Hmmm… 434 thought for a moment, by now they’re in the 100’s I love to work out! And hiking! That explains the fast walk..
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:17 PM
oh cool
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
(does the Proclaimed Gay man fix All the conputer?)
Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:18 PM
(Oh yes. He does. But if they’re eaten then yeah he can’t fix those. He’ll try anyway tho. He’s one out of the many technicians!)
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(ill get on rp soon promise)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:18 PM
(no pressure :) ) (edited)
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louie (203 & 616)
oh cool
Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:20 PM
And well… 434 stopped in his tracks I do like to cook..! He doesn’t know that his own cooking is so fucking bad And.. uh… 434 paused again… does he even know what he likes to do? ….. Other things! Yep he gave up, 434 chuckled again, going back to his slow walk (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:21 PM
oooo whats your favorite meal louie liked knowing whos lunch he was eating and this was a good way to survery his prey
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:22 PM
Pizza of course! Come on Louie.. you see me eating it all the time! I make it at home! 434 was clearly lying about that… it came from a Italian restaurant, but he doesn’t know the difference
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:22 PM
i am not paid enough to pay attention to aboslutely anything during lunch
14:23
louie did not pick up on 434's lie
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:23 PM
Pizza everyday.. Pizza all the time for me! 434 laughed
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:23 PM
oh man im the same way with hashbrowns
14:23
i dont know what it is about those golden bundles of joy
14:24
but i could eat them every day and never get sick of them
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:24 PM
Mmmm… 434 paused in his tracks, these two are almost in the 200’s, now Ted is just in his own world of wanting food ….
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:24 PM
in fact i practically do that! pulls out a bag containing a hashbrown from inside suit pocket
14:25
here why dont we stop by the lounge after you ahem fix cough cough that computer so i can heat this back up and we can grab a bite
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:27 PM
434 then snaps back to reality Oh yeah! The computer! Did- did he even just hear the whole lounge part? He went right back to his.. oh no he’s going fast again, then realizing what Louie said before hand, he paused Yeah sure! It’ll take a moment though..! I need to see the damage! He then turned around and went back to walking fast
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:28 PM
ill wait at my desk while you do that
14:28
its just across the hall
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:29 PM
Alright! 434 yelled back, going right to the desk of 207, checking the damage Hm.. He puts his man bag down, taking some tools out, looking under the desk.. and checking every compartment of the computer, getting right to work
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:29 PM
quickly runs to desk and staches stolen computer parts in lower drawer before ted had any clue what he was doing
14:31
then louie just popped in his earbuds and started jamming along to his favorite album. he kept hitting the desk in time with the song which was mildly infuriating for 434 to have to listen to
14:32
there was also some light humming
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:33 PM
434 nods Missing parts… He then bangs his head on the desk God- He then got up, rubbing his head, nodding slightly, not minding the desk slams since he’s been around people who’ve been loud, fixing his man bag, he walks away to a locked closet, taking out his key card, scanning it on the door, only technicians can open this door.. he then grabbed the parts he needed, oddly enough for how… different he really is, he knows what he’s doing, slamming the door shut, it locks shut, then going back to the desk, back to work (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:35 PM
louie doesnt hear ted hit his head, as he is too focused on reminiscing about the two loves of his life: tequila and horace
14:35
(why he lock it :(( )
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:35 PM
(Cause he has to keep it shut-?)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:36 PM
(he dont gotta lock it :crying:
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:36 PM
434 began to hum to himself.. it sounds like… jazz?
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:51 PM
Soon enough 434 finished the computer, checking to see if it works, which it does since 434 is amazing at computers Good. 434 smiled, then going over to Louie, grabbing one shoulder with one hand, trying to get his attention
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:52 PM
one of the earbuds fell out as louie quickly turned to see what was behind him. 434 could hear the music faintly playing on them
14:52
oh hey you're done?
14:52
awesome
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 02:56 PM
Yeah all done here- 434 hears the music What’cha listening too? .o.?
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:56 PM
the strokes !!
14:56
here take a listen
14:56
slides the fallen earbud into teddy's ear
14:57
(https://open.spotify.com/track/7hm4HTk9encxT0LYC0J6oI?si=fafb69c2d23f4099 if you actualyl wanna heres the song hes listening to
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(im back and ready to roll)
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 02:59 PM
(i have to go very veyr soon loul
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 03:10 PM
…Hmm.. 434 slowly nods It’s nice..! 434 smiled
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 08-Jun-22 03:11 PM
(stares at my long list of employees (im deciding which one i should use for the rp))
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Deleted User fs7f6fd6x8 08-Jun-22 03:38 PM
@alexzgreat234 Here you go. Your place to RP right now!
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alexzgreat234 08-Jun-22 03:54 PM
Oki
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424 wakes up at her desk, having fallen asleep. How long was she out? She decides to wander around, seeing what there may be.
21:11
Bug cane to a set of two open doors, and as usual, went through the door on the right. But this time.. she just walked through the lounge. She’s new here, getting used to it, and she decided to see what’s past the lounge
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 09:24 PM
It's a pretty good song dude! 434 smiled, patting Louie's shoulder again And.. 434 takes out a checklist of all of the computers today that he had to fix ..... That's all of the computers! 434's smile widened, now happy that he's on break (edited)
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She comes to a warehouse, looking over the edge of the railing, and wondering how people get down there.
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 10:37 PM
louie drops his pen
22:38
he does not have a reason to have a pen and yet he does
22:38
it has fallen to the floor (edited)
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 10:46 PM
..? 434's head tilted
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 10:47 PM
I had a pen and then I dropped it
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 10:48 PM
...Yeah..? Aren't you... gonna pick it back up-? 434 chuckled
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 10:48 PM
louie was spaced out, in a bit of a haze should I?
22:49
what if I just left it there
22:49
Do you think anything would happen
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 10:49 PM
.w. 434 just stares at 203, not answering the question
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Bug is back at her desk, playing sonic.
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 10:49 PM
203 doesn’t know how to answer the question either
22:50
he gets up and follows 434 to break, leaving the pen
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 10:51 PM
434 just keeps going into his fast walk
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louie (203 & 616) 08-Jun-22 10:51 PM
louie drags behind
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Rika Sakura 08-Jun-22 10:53 PM
Soon enough 434 ends up right at the lounge, now waiting for Louie to catch up
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…muffled noises from the broom closet
😳 1
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assiel (florence + axel) 08-Jun-22 11:46 PM
(stare)
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bug "rose"
…muffled noises from the broom closet
(WHAT THE SCALLOP ‼️ )
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bug "rose"
…muffled noises from the broom closet
MonikaTheLesbian 08-Jun-22 11:47 PM
(sussyyyy)
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(IT AINT SEX)
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it's the brooms) (edited)
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there is an a single broom in the room closet is there
23:47
isnt
23:47
oh my gofucking god
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 08-Jun-22 11:48 PM
they just playing jenga)
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ok good theres a broom
23:48
anyways
23:48
so uh… anyone gonna open the broom closet door?
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spooctus appears from the walls "whats up"
23:49
(a laugh track plays)
23:49
(but from where)
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(10+ for OTHER 1-10 for not)
23:51
?roll d20
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@bug "rose" You rolled 11
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Rose and Bug are holding hands, just talkin about stuff, and they seem to really be getting along
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assiel (florence + axel) 08-Jun-22 11:52 PM
(oh :) )
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(OH I ROLLED OTHER THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE OUT)
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assiel (florence + axel) 08-Jun-22 11:56 PM
(oh flushedball )
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?roll d20 )
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@señor fbi You rolled
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i did!
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assiel (florence + axel) 08-Jun-22 11:57 PM
(You rolled)
23:57
(no way)
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I did!
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Rose is petting Bug and she is doing nothing to stop it
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?roll d20 )
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@señor fbi You rolled 7
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(the broom closet doesn't explode...)
23:58
(1984)
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They fell asleep. Cute.
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 09:43 AM
louie falls out of his chair
09:44
he falls through the floor to 103's office
09:44
the damages are highly costly
09:44
ow
09:45
there is dust and drywall everywhere
09:49
the pen that he left on the ground yesterday falls shortly after
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 11:07 AM
he pockets it, gets up, and starts looking around for anyone who can help
11:07
(join if you want
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after quite the long night of studying necromancy, spooctus might understand the concept a little
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 12:32 PM
however, after searching for what must have been an hour, he failed to find a single soul
12:32
this part of the office also felt more barren than what he was used to but still kept that same dingy feel
12:33
after a while it got so bad that there was no longer any furniture or desks to be found
12:33
just winding hallway after winding hallway
12:33
he was totally lost in this seemingly endless labyrinth of hallways (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 01:07 PM
louie has a mini panic attack after the last employee goes offline and he has no one to talk to
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wenomechainsama
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 01:36 PM
AOwoaeh what the
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"Tumajarbisaun"
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 01:36 PM
who said that
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wifenlooof
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 01:36 PM
what in the hell are you saying
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"Eselifterbraun"
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 01:36 PM
AHaahhejaehjge
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 04:59 PM
Wiculdbetogethrbaibe
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 07:35 PM
Meanwhile Ted is right back to working, humming classical type music, he got a report about another computer being down, 434 smile widened and he wondered down the hall to 523 to fix the computer
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:37 PM
walks out of the employee lo9unge with a tuperware box of... something
19:37
oh hey teddy
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Rika Sakura
Meanwhile Ted is right back to working, humming classical type music, he got a report about another computer being down, 434 smile widened and he wondered down the hall to 523 to fix the computer
MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:39 PM
shed tap ted hey
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 07:40 PM
- ? 434 slammed his head on the desk above him since he was under the desk, he then cursed out loud in Italian
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:40 PM
OH! sorry teddy bear, i brought some chebureki
19:41
theyre a good snack i made em in the break room
19:41
shed open up the tupperware lid and theres chebureki inside
19:41
theyre good, want some?
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 07:43 PM
Oh-! He got carefully out of the desk, rubbing his head, his nose twitched at the smell, soon as Monika asked if he wanted some.. his head began to nod very fast
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:43 PM
hehe, go ahead son
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 07:51 PM
- “Son”-?
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:51 PM
yeas
19:52
hol up my child i gotta help louie real quick
19:52
shed summon a portal to the backrooms to help louie out
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 07:53 PM
cuts to louie lying prone on his back and crying a little bit, a scene equitable to nabstablook
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:53 PM
Louie, lets go
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 07:53 PM
434 then grabs one of the Chebureki, nomming on it, five seconds later he ate the whole thing.. I guess he liked it!
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 07:53 PM
huehwhush
19:53
MONIKA
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:54 PM
LOUIE GET IN HERE
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 07:54 PM
you ar e the best
19:54
runs for the portal
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:54 PM
she pulls him through
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Rika Sakura
434 then grabs one of the Chebureki, nomming on it, five seconds later he ate the whole thing.. I guess he liked it!
MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:54 PM
ah sorry bout that
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 09-Jun-22 07:54 PM
(how does one purposefully get in the backrooms)
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:54 PM
i guess you like it
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
(how does one purposefully get in the backrooms)
MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:54 PM
witchcraft) (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 07:55 PM
….
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MonikaTheLesbian
witchcraft) (edited)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 09-Jun-22 07:55 PM
(good thing i now have allowed all of my characters to know and use witchcraft)
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Rika Sakura
434 then grabs one of the Chebureki, nomming on it, five seconds later he ate the whole thing.. I guess he liked it!
MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:55 PM
sorry little one, huh, i guess you liked it!
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 07:56 PM
louie has a 1000 yard stare going on while ted cluelessly munches down on some snacks, happy as can be
19:56
I did not like it down there
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:56 PM
i know, no one does
19:56
want some chebureki, i got a couple more in here
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 07:56 PM
do you happen to have a blanket
19:56
I am freezing
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:57 PM
uhhh, the chebureki is warm, is that good? hand him some
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 07:57 PM
tries to cover his forearms with them to warm up
19:58
it does not work
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:58 PM
you eat it silly
19:58
its a food
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 07:58 PM
ohh
19:58
that would make sense starts munching
19:59
with his mouth full damn these are good
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 07:59 PM
yup, my dads recipe is great (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 07:59 PM
spits out snack YOU COOKED YOUR DAD??
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:00 PM
No
20:00
NOOOO
20:00
my dad made the recipe
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:00 PM
oooooœ
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:00 PM
hehe
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:01 PM
sorry about that
20:01
you gotta teach me how to make those sometime
20:03
these really scrumptious!!
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:06 PM
.w.!! Ted clearly has no idea what’s going on, nomming on a second snack, before noticing Louie five minutes later Oh! Hey Louie! Louie was there for like ten minutes and he JUST noticed the man
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:07 PM
hehe
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:07 PM
hhnnnnngg
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:07 PM
youve been there for a while havent you
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:07 PM
I am trying to be mad at you but I can’t
20:08
damn you teddy
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:08 PM
- ?? 434’s head tilts Huh-?
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Rika Sakura
- ?? 434’s head tilts Huh-?
louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:08 PM
slash light hearted
20:08
WRONG REPLY) (edited)
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:08 PM
(WHEEZE
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:08 PM
(whoops
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:09 PM
??
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:09 PM
(E
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:09 PM
nothing ted
20:10
(I keep trying to write the next sentence but it keeps looking like louie is hitting on him 😭)
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:10 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:11 PM
(Say it.)
20:11
(God damn say it Overo.)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:11 PM
exausted sigh you’re perfect
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:11 PM
....what
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:11 PM
(SEE
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:11 PM
(Oh no Monika bout to go protecc mode)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:11 PM
(you guys get what I am going for right
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:12 PM
(too late
20:12
(yes
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:12 PM
Oh! Thank you! 434 took it as a complement anyway, not even noticing that it did sound like a flirt
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:12 PM
protecc mode HES WHAT MF?!
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:12 PM
(HAHA! HIMBO MAN DOESNT NOTICE!)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:12 PM
(He is endlessly clueless 😭
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:12 PM
(YES
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:13 PM
(Oh no here we go protecc mode activated)
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:13 PM
(she boutta go sicko mode
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:13 PM
?? 434 looks at 809 then 203, confused why Monika got angry Huh-? He.. just said I’m perfect..! Is.. something wrong?
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:13 PM
louie sees a violent shimmer appear in monikas eye and has had enough near death and death experiences to know when it’s time to run
20:14
he bolts out of the room at full speed
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:14 PM
runs after him
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:14 PM
- ?!
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:14 PM
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 14
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:14 PM
434 just sat there, confused man
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:14 PM
?roll d20
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@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 20
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:14 PM
(YO
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:14 PM
louie successfully escapes monika
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:14 PM
(W
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:14 PM
for a bit
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louie (203 & 616)
louie successfully escapes monika
MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:15 PM
she catches up to him and tackles him (edited)
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:15 PM
(Grabs popcorn)
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:15 PM
(WSAEDRFGTJK
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:15 PM
louie immediately gets up and holds her by the head and watches her flail at him like a small child
20:15
monika don’t do that please
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:15 PM
(FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!) (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:15 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:16 PM
he holds her in place
20:16
stop
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:16 PM
YOU KNOW HE HAS A FUCKING BOYFRIEND ALREADY DONT TRY AND CONFISE HIM
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:16 PM
(Hey that’s a secret my dude-)
20:16
(XD)
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:16 PM
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:16 PM
he has a what?
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Rika Sakura
(Hey that’s a secret my dude-)
MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:16 PM
(mother knows best)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:16 PM
louie now has the gossip of the office
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:16 PM
(Oh no. Louie doesn’t know- MONIKA YOU FOOL-)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:17 PM
in any case monika
20:17
you aren’t going to get me
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louie (203 & 616)
louie now has the gossip of the office
MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:17 PM
oh wait... ill kill you if you tell anyone
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:17 PM
fine
20:17
will you stop flailing at me now
20:18
If I let you go will you be good
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:18 PM
mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr let me slap you first
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:18 PM
where
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:18 PM
your face
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:18 PM
434 then just blinks … Well then! :D 434 just goes right back to fixing the computer, not even noticing that those two just ran off
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:18 PM
fine just no claws louie is unsure about monikas anatomy
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:18 PM
uhng 2
20:19
she couldnt not use the claws
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:19 PM
ow that fucking hurt
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:19 PM
there
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:19 PM
that was not cool
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:19 PM
let me down now
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:19 PM
fine but you crossed the line with that
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:19 PM
you crossed it first
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:20 PM
I now have claw marks across my face
20:20
If these scar I will murder you
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:20 PM
good luck
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:20 PM
(Roll for scar? :D)
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:20 PM
(ok
20:20
? d20
20:20
?roll d20
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@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 2
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MonikaTheLesbian
good luck
louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:20 PM
louie puts her in a death hold
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:20 PM
not a scar, just a scratch) (edited)
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:20 PM
(YAYYY LOUIE HAS NO SCAR.)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:21 PM
monika I don’t need luck
20:21
I have arms
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:21 PM
scratching his arms untill he lets go UGH YOU FUCKER!!
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:21 PM
you are a little rat lets her go
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(you have too many arms for your own good)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:21 PM
we are not cool after that
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:21 PM
(OH SHIT ITS A TRICK)
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louie (203 & 616)
you are a little rat lets her go
MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:22 PM
YOU STARTED IT ASSHOLE
20:22
mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:22 PM
I said an offhand mannerism
20:22
you cut open my face
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:22 PM
IT WAS A SCRATCH DRAMA QUEEN
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(you should give him a hello kitty bandaid)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:23 PM
IT STILL Really hurt
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:23 PM
sigh deserved it shed fix her hair sorry teddy bear (edited)
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señor fbi
(you should give him a hello kitty bandaid)
Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:23 PM
(Give him many hello kitty bandaids)
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Rika Sakura
(Give him many hello kitty bandaids)
MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:23 PM
(AW YES
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:23 PM
(Y’KNOW WHAT)
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:24 PM
louie is now standoffish towards monika
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:24 PM
Is- is he o- 434 slammed his head again under the desk >~<! 434 then exits the desk Is.. is he okay? I..I got bandaids..!
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:24 PM
hes fine
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:24 PM
oh hey Ted I didn’t even know you were there
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:25 PM
its ok teddy
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:25 PM
(she has gone from mom friend to female manipulator)
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:25 PM
(WHEEZE)
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:25 PM
(WHAT
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spooctus enters the situation
20:25
hello
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:25 PM
oh hey
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what is up canines
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:26 PM
(i think you didnt understand it was platonic?
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:26 PM
(she taking advantage of teddys cluelessness to make herself look better !!!
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:26 PM
(shE IS?
20:27
(thats how she acts, one thing to another
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"whats with that scratch on your face louie?"
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:27 PM
monika here
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:27 PM
he got slapped
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:27 PM
hnngnggggg
20:27
YOU HAVE CLAWS!!!!!!
20:27
ommgngngnff
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monika you should enter one of those slap competitions
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:27 PM
I CANT RETRACT THEM
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:27 PM
THEN DONT SLAP PEOPLE
20:27
or get a slapping glove
20:27
that would be neat
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:28 PM
good idea actually
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i got this vial of a mixture of liquids that i got the recipe from from the web
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:28 PM
drink them
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:28 PM
dont eat it
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maybe it can curs that insignificant scratch
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:28 PM
DONT
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:28 PM
don’t
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:28 PM
thats stupid
20:29
dont use random liquids you dont know
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:29 PM
(don’t roll because louie will just knock the fluid away
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"uh, YOU'RE stupid"
20:30
spooctus loads the vial in a water gun
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:30 PM
….. 434’s just watching the other employees go at it, still sitting on the floor near where he was working
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:30 PM
snatches the gun NO
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"hold still please"
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:30 PM
fighting to grab the gun
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:30 PM
louie punches the ghost in 4 places at once
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"you are no fun"
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:30 PM
0-0?
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that didn't hurt
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:30 PM
aw
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you punched my rohe
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:31 PM
still a little cathartic
20:31
I am still a little upset
20:31
and am not in the best headspace
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:31 PM
sighhh
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"look guys a explosive!" (roll for distraction efectiveness)
20:31
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 5
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no one believes it
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:32 PM
snatched the gun
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give it back
20:32
it's not yours
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:32 PM
434 just.. checks the computer, the loudest DING can be heard, nodding … Good. 434 then got up, looking at the other employees confused
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:32 PM
yeets it out the window (edited)
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you are NO fun
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:32 PM
W
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:33 PM
you are an idiot
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:33 PM
thank you monika
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*spooctus grabs a water balloon and quickly throws it *
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:33 PM
he is starting to forgive her
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:33 PM
*grabs ballon
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 2
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the balloon inmediatly flops to the ground
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:33 PM
(l) *catches the baloon and it goes out the window
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there's a fortunate person outside getting cured
20:34
and it's not louie
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:34 PM
its a white void asshole
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that is racist!!!!!
20:34
i can't believe you are racist i think
20:34
i'm not sure
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:34 PM
look outside the windows
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:34 PM
I can’t handle you right now
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:35 PM
its all void
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it is
20:35
right
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:35 PM
what color is it
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White
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:35 PM
NO SHIT
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louie (203 & 616) 09-Jun-22 08:35 PM
louie just removes himself from the situation
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:35 PM
ITS A WHITTE VOID
20:35
asshole
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:36 PM
434 just blinks, going back to watching whats going on
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:37 PM
walking away from spooct hey teddy
20:37
whatcha doin son?
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:38 PM
....Watching... you and... 434 then points at Spooctus
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:39 PM
oh yeah, i took care of em
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:41 PM
Oh.. alright! 434 smiled, then realizing Louie left ..?
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:42 PM
yeah he got frustraited
20:42
but its ok now
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 08:44 PM
...... 434 took a second to take that in ..Okay!
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 08:44 PM
yeah
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 09:21 PM
434 then fixes his man bag, checking to see if he has all of his materials, nodding and mumbling to himself, then fixing his pony tail since he was on the ground for a while
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 09:33 PM
oh
21:34
can i braid?
💀 2
21:35
please
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 09:36 PM
-
21:36
??
21:36
...Braid-?
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 09:37 PM
let me show ya
21:37
sit
21:38
stay still now shed bebgin to braid his hair
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 09:39 PM
- ?? 434 looks confused as Monika does his hair
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 09:57 PM
holds up 2 mirrors to show him the braided hair there
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 09:59 PM
- .o.! Woaaahh!
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 10:07 PM
yeah
22:07
cool right?
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 11:24 PM
Yeaaahh!
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 11:31 PM
pat pat i knew youd like it
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 11:54 PM
434 smiled, chuckling due to the pat
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MonikaTheLesbian 09-Jun-22 11:56 PM
ok, keep doing great teddy bear
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Rika Sakura 09-Jun-22 11:59 PM
434 stood up, then he suddenly grabbed 809 and put her into a noogie, it’s… gentle.. for once, he messed up her hair slightly You should be great too..! He chuckled, stopping the noogie after a moment passes
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:00 AM
hehe, oh you big baby shed hug him
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 12:01 AM
Wh-! I am not a baby! 434 then picked her up under one arm, giving her head pats Who’s the small one here..? You! You’re the baby!
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:02 AM
nahhh, youre the baby my child pat pat
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 12:02 AM
I’m not a babbbyyyy! 434’s chuckling to himself
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:03 AM
hehe, sure, youd get lost from following a butterfly kid
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 12:04 AM
- …. 434 put Monika down Butterfly- where? 434’s now looking around the office space, dear god Monika is right this poor lad would get lost anywhere
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:04 AM
tedster, there is no butterfly
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 12:05 AM
But- you just said- aaaawwwwwww…. 434 got sad
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:06 AM
its ok baby, i can draw one for you shed get out a paper and pen
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 12:08 AM
434 perked right back up .o.?
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:08 AM
she draws a pretty butterfly for him here you go son
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 12:11 AM
.o.!!! I love it!! At this point Ted is being just a huge child, chuckling to himself, wow this man is really happy today
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:12 AM
hehe, glad you like it
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Rika Sakura
.o.!!! I love it!! At this point Ted is being just a huge child, chuckling to himself, wow this man is really happy today
MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:13 AM
hey teddy bear, wanna see something cool i did?
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 12:14 AM
….?
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:14 AM
she shows him photos of frogs at her cabin with little hats she made
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 12:14 AM
.o.! Awwww! Frogs! :D
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:15 AM
yeah, cute lil fellas
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among those, theres this picture
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señor fbi
among those, theres this picture
MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:15 AM
(BRO WHYY
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(chaotichest of evils)
00:15
(worser than sheryl even)
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:15 AM
hey, that not a frog!
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Rika Sakura
.o.! Awwww! Frogs! :D
MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:17 AM
frogs are cute aint they
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 12:18 AM
0-0? 434 got confused by the ghost picture, but then looking back at the frogs Yeah they’re adorable! :D
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:19 AM
hehe, id knew you like them
00:19
ooh wanna see a bird i saw today?
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 12:22 AM
A bird..? .o.?
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:22 AM
she shows him a small bird photo (edited)
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 12:28 AM
.o.!!! Awwwww!!! 434’s smile widened, chuckling So tiny..!
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 12:28 AM
yes
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:33 AM
>w<!!!
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 06:01 PM
(Use this code to join my AI Dungeon game: B2Igcmzd (edited)
18:01
(RP TIME LETS GO
18:03
@here AI DUNGEON rp time this gonna slap!!https://play.aidungeon.io/main/newGame
AI Dungeon, an infinitely generated text adventure powered by deep learning
18:03
(press multiplayer and put in that code to join
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 06:04 PM
woisiseensks yoooooooooooooooooooo
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 06:04 PM
(if you unaware ai dungeon will use ai to generate a story
18:04
(that we can do whatever the fuck we want with
18:04
(and itll run with it (edited)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 06:04 PM
gimme a sec tho im makin grilled cheese
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 06:05 PM
you make a lot of grilled cheese (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 10-Jun-22 06:05 PM
(Grilled cheese good tho ❤️)
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 06:05 PM
facts (edited)
18:06
im just gonna use this channel as a way to talk about the ai dungeon without actually inputing anything into it)
18:06
(out of charcter
18:08
aite well according to this louie has a bed in his living room
18:08
should i make that canon just for the hell of it (edited)
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louie (203 & 616)
@here AI DUNGEON rp time this gonna slap!!https://play.aidungeon.io/main/newGame
louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 06:12 PM
@everyone lets get a bunch of ppl up in this !!!!!!!!!!!!
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no fuck you
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 06:12 PM
:( (edited)
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im watching sharkboy and lavagirl
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 06:13 PM
my bad homie
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 06:28 PM
not 1 person has joined im in tears
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 06:41 PM
IM SORRYI WAS EATING ILL JOIN NOW😭😭)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 07:00 PM
hold on logged me out gr)
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 07:01 PM
all the ai has done is make louie look like a fucking lunatic
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 07:02 PM
(I’m fucking in work right now >:I)
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 07:02 PM
i wish i could make it only write stuff and not dialouge
19:02
thats unfortunate rika :(
19:02
maybe we will do more later
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 07:02 PM
(I’m leaving soon don’t be dramatic.)
19:02
(>~<“) (edited)
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Extra/SEP64 (EST) 10-Jun-22 07:05 PM
All the ai is doing for me is making people elude to me being fat and excluding me out of the rp
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 07:05 PM
it deff works better when you dont already have a set universe with concerte characters
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Extra/SEP64 (EST)
All the ai is doing for me is making people elude to me being fat and excluding me out of the rp
louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 07:05 PM
well say some stuff
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louie (203 & 616)
well say some stuff
Extra/SEP64 (EST) 10-Jun-22 07:06 PM
I was trying to
19:06
But someone was too busy screaming at demon secretaries
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 07:06 PM
my bad !
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Extra/SEP64 (EST) 10-Jun-22 07:06 PM
"It's that damn wolf again!"
19:07
Imagine the narrator trying to narrate our rp
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 07:07 PM
it would be nonsense
19:12
this ai
19:12
fr rf fr
19:12
WAGHT THE FUCK
19:13
HELP
19:14
GUHSRBGFJFDKBNKRGNFD
19:14
WHY IS LOUIE A VIOLENT MANIAC
19:14
😭 😭 😭
19:19
this scene is mad funny tho
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 07:19 PM
idk why but imagining a wolf staring at june menacingly is just very funni
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 07:19 PM
if i could draw i would draw the shit out of this
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 07:20 PM
im gonna punch the wolf
19:20
see what it do
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 07:20 PM
aite
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 07:33 PM
the ai turned louie and june into mentally ill besties 😭
June says "Stop misgendering me"
June says "Stop saying that I'm girly and shit. It makes me uncomfortable and angry." Louie says nothing. He walks to the door and leaves the building. June is now standing on her own. Louie comes back into the building in order to continue the conversation. He says "i never said that what" June says "Don't talk to me until you fix it" Louie says "I'm sorry" June says "Shit" Louie says "Okay, I'll fix it" He fixes it. June accepts it. They both hit the whip and bust out insane moves. They are the best of friends again!
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 07:34 PM
holdonjdh i screenshot it all lmaoskdmdj
19:35
I’ll just put it in #pictures-n-art
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 10-Jun-22 07:39 PM
THEY BOTH HIT THE WHIP (edited)
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19:39
HEKLP
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 07:44 PM
I-
19:44
What is happening- (edited)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 07:47 PM
nobody knows
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 07:47 PM
I just come back from work to this-
19:53
Welp.
19:54
Are you guys still in the AI-
19:54
.-.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 07:54 PM
i still am but overo got some pizza methinks
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 07:57 PM
THERE WE GO
19:57
I'M IN
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 07:57 PM
woooioiolessgooooo
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:09 PM
Bruh AI Ted is in another room wtf-
20:09
XD
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:09 PM
HOLYSJIT JUNE HAS A BF??.???????????WHAT
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:09 PM
AI TED IS IN ANOTHER ROOM WTF.
20:09
Okay fien
20:09
fine AI.
20:09
You wanna play that game.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:09 PM
ted is just screaming in the other room
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:10 PM
WTF-
20:10
XDDD
20:10
"I BROKE THE GOD DAMN INTERNET"
20:11
Ted is now the opposite of what he was. He now breaks everything. Even the internet.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 10-Jun-22 08:13 PM
LOL SHOULD I POP IN
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:13 PM
the last part is so true tho at least the ai got that right lamsodkdjendndjfnfdnc (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 10-Jun-22 08:13 PM
HELP
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
LOL SHOULD I POP IN
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:14 PM
YESDS
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:16 PM
WHY IS TED CONCERNED ABOUT THE WOLF-
20:16
XDDDDD
20:16
WH-
20:18
JUNE IS JUST FREAKING OUT XDDDDDDD
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20:21
WTF TED!?
20:21
HE'S BREAKING EVERY WINDOW-
20:21
WHEEZE
20:22
WAIT HOW THE HELL DID HE GET IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM-
20:22
XDDDD
20:23
W H-
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:25 PM
omggg my otp louie x taxidermined wolf💞💓💗💝💖💕❤️💘✨‼️
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:27 PM
WTF-
20:27
THIS AI IS SHIPPING TED AND-
20:28
WHEEZE WHY IS IT BRINGING UP THE WOMEN IN THE BATHROOM
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:30 PM
THIS WHEKDJDHS
20:30
EXCUSSSE ME SNSNSHSHAHSJCJVJVJUC
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:30 PM
THE COPS ARE HERE!?
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:30 PM
IMFICKING DYING JELP
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:31 PM
WHY IS THERE A DESK IN THE WOMAN'S BATHROOM!?
20:31
AND WHY DID THEY BREAK THE FUCKING WINDOWS!?
20:31
TED JUST SMASHED THEM!
20:32
W H-
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:33 PM
go— this ai i vantjrhshs
20:33
ujhj my lungs are gone
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:33 PM
W H-
20:33
WHEEZE
20:33
TED SHOT A M A N
20:34
OH MY FUCKING GOD
20:34
THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM IS BACK YET AGAIN (edited)
20:34
TED REALLLLLLYYY L O V E S that women's bathroom.
20:34
It's like Stanley with the broom Closet.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:37 PM
IamGASPINGforair
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:37 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD TED
20:37
YOU NAUGHTY GUY-
20:39
WHEEZE
20:39
TED WANTS TO SET THE BATHROOM ON FIRE!?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 10-Jun-22 08:41 PM
i-
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:41 PM
THEY'RE HAVING FUCKING TEA IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM!?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 10-Jun-22 08:41 PM
i am simply watching the chaos unfold
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:41 PM
JSNSBSBDHDJKCMC
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:42 PM
WOAH HOLD UP
20:42
TED IS GAY
20:42
AI
20:42
WTF-
20:42
WHAT THE HECK-
20:42
THE AI IS TRYING TO SHIP THEM XDD
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:42 PM
WOHA
20:42
YKNOW WHAT NO
20:42
ICMATE
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:43 PM
THERE WE GO
20:43
NO SHIP
20:43
XDDD
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:43 PM
Woooo
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:43 PM
Ted still obsessed with the fucking bathroom.
20:43
Ted X Women's bathroom
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:44 PM
best ship ever
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:44 PM
OKAY THATS SAD AI-
20:44
WTF
20:44
HE HAS A MAN-
20:46
WHY IS IT SHIPPING THEM!?
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:46 PM
god this ai just want them to be together helpppl
20:47
actually i have a plan
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:47 PM
WHEEZE
20:47
THE POLICE AND THE FBI ARE HERE
20:47
OH GOD
20:48
TED GOT FUCKING ARRESTED
20:48
XDDDDDDD
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:49 PM
“The police look at June, and laugh.” BRO THAT JUST SOUNDS SO DEGRADING FOR SOME REASON
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 08:50 PM
OH GOD
20:50
TED FUCKING DIED
20:50
NOOOOO
20:53
Ted is now Jesus Christ.
20:54
HELL YES TED KISS THAT BATHROOM FLOOR.
20:54
THIS IS A NEW SHIP EVERYONE
20:55
June has multiple Chocolate boxes?
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 08:57 PM
guess so
20:58
bought it for himself during valentines day👍
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
bought it for himself during valentines day👍
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 10-Jun-22 09:00 PM
AWH NO JUNE 😭😭
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 09:01 PM
what
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 09:02 PM
funny ai dungeon thing, u should join the chaos! https://discord.com/channels/977777115174940684/977779792990576640/984940299480629308 (edited)
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 09:05 PM
TED STILLLL KISSING THAT FLOOR.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 10-Jun-22 09:05 PM
help already what the fuck
21:05
JFAHSDF
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 09:06 PM
THERES A ROCKING CHAIR IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM?
21:11
THE BATHROOM IS HAUNTED
21:16
THE BATHROOM BECAME A FUCKING PLANE
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 09:20 PM
no huney dont 😭😭
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Rika Sakura 10-Jun-22 09:20 PM
I'M FUCKING DYING
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i cant enter fsr
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
no huney dont 😭😭
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 10-Jun-22 09:22 PM
💀
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withdrawal
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 09:28 PM
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 10-Jun-22 09:29 PM
LMFSOFJIWAE
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how can i join
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MonikaTheLesbian 10-Jun-22 09:38 PM
SDFGHJ
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 09:46 PM
send now
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 09:46 PM
its the same one 😭
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 09:46 PM
ok after I get back from walking dog I might check
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21:46
If y’all been rping for the whole ass 2 hours no way
21:47
too much !
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 09:47 PM
its been
21:47
been a bit wild
21:47
i didnt even know its been 2 hrs
21:47
zamn
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 09:48 PM
I watched a movie with my family:)
21:49
it was wild as well
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:03 PM
it wont let me send stuff in the caht
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 10:03 PM
did u login or somethin
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:03 PM
it says you still typing ghost
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 10:03 PM
o
22:03
i ain’t even typing
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:04 PM
yea i am longed in
22:06
i was extremely close to calling june a dumbfuck cause of this
22:06
22:06
it would have been very funny but too out of character
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 10:07 PM
maybe but they r indeed a dumbfuck
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:09 PM
this need a reset
22:09
desperately
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 10:10 PM
no cuz i just love how june is gradually becoming more mentally deranged
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:10 PM
wym gradually his ass just stepped in the toilet (edited)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 10:11 PM
truetru
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:11 PM
this is impossible
22:12
i giving up writing under these conditions is not doable
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louie (203 & 616)
wym gradually his ass just stepped in the toilet (edited)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 10-Jun-22 10:13 PM
his*
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 10:13 PM
ok fair
22:13
ye
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:13 PM
my bad
22:13
i forogt
22:15
do we wanna start a new one or what
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 10:16 PM
yea sure
22:16
I’m bored rn so ye
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:16 PM
do you wanna set it somewhere else
22:16
like fantasy or cyberpunk
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 10:17 PM
uhhh
22:17
dunno, I’m fine with whatever
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:18 PM
aite im gonna do fantasy
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22:19
Use this code to join my AI Dungeon game: ifvE95Ng
22:23
im just gonna go full unhinged out of character
22:23
idc anymore
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 10:27 PM
I-
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im back
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:30 PM
this is fun
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assiel (florence + axel) 10-Jun-22 10:32 PM
wtf goin on in ai dungeon ‼️
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:32 PM
race war
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assiel (florence + axel) 10-Jun-22 10:33 PM
🤨
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louie (203 & 616)
im just gonna go full unhinged out of character
louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:33 PM
im making the elves and dwarfs fight to the death
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:41 PM
OMG
22:44
IM MAMNFSMNDGBJKFDHBGN
22:44
I AM CRYING
22:45
Louie says "so true bestie"
"Bestie?" "Bestie." "I don't even have a bestie," said June. (i input this part --->) Louie pulls out 4 knifes and stabs her repeatedly. (<--- up to here) He then stabs her a few more times. June and Louie go to the kingdom of Lari and they are put on trial. "Guilty of murder," says the judge.
Louie says "nuh uh "
"Guilty of murder," repeats the judge. June's last thought before she dies is that Louie is a terrible bestie.
(edited)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 10:45 PM
IMLITERALLY SCREAM LAUIGNFND
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louie (203 & 616) 10-Jun-22 10:47 PM
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
22:50
thats enough ai dungeon for the night
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 10-Jun-22 10:51 PM
yea lmao
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louie (203 & 616) 11-Jun-22 03:35 AM
(after rp in ccc louie now has 6 arms for the next 36 hours)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 11-Jun-22 03:05 PM
(oh!)
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louie (203 & 616) 11-Jun-22 03:07 PM
louie grabs himself a stick of gum, just hoping to pass the time
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louie (203 & 616) 11-Jun-22 11:28 PM
louie falls asleep at his desk again
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 05:05 PM
June gets up from his chair and stretches, fucking bones shattering, then he walks to the lounge
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 05:05 PM
(ow
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 06:21 PM
louie is back at his desk
18:22
for a second he thinks that he still has 6 arms but quickly realizes this was not the case
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bug will start later, kinda drained
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 06:23 PM
he’s a little sad
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 09:22 PM
June sits in his desk, minding his own business by doodling some cats then here comes Izel and kicks June out from his chair, and sits down on it, happily grinning while looking down at the poor bastard “You were in my seat, you shitty excuse of an employee.” June stayed silent on the floor, trying his best not to sob “Awwwwww...Little bottom bitch gonna cry? How pathetic.” Izel stared down at June, giggling “Now, now, guys like you shouldn’t cry, you are a man after all, riiiight?” June stayed silent “Thought so. You can go ahead and cry, just don’t do it around me, I don’t want any of your dirty tears to stain my shoes.”
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 09:22 PM
(wtf😭😭😭
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
June sits in his desk, minding his own business by doodling some cats then here comes Izel and kicks June out from his chair, and sits down on it, happily grinning while looking down at the poor bastard “You were in my seat, you shitty excuse of an employee.” June stayed silent on the floor, trying his best not to sob “Awwwwww...Little bottom bitch gonna cry? How pathetic.” Izel stared down at June, giggling “Now, now, guys like you shouldn’t cry, you are a man after all, riiiight?” June stayed silent “Thought so. You can go ahead and cry, just don’t do it around me, I don’t want any of your dirty tears to stain my shoes.”
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 09:23 PM
(I DHHWH4B GIRLBOSS???N DNHSJRJDH pls. I need to do an izel and Sheryl interaction I want to see what they're like)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 09:25 PM
ahah)
21:28
June gets up and walks away as Izel kick her feet up on his desk and noticed the doodles “Shit. Forget being a shitty excuse of an employee, dumbass is also a shit artist, pfft.” Izel throws the dumb notepad away and then pulls out her phone, scrolling through stuff
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 09:29 PM
(STOP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 09:29 PM
(GODAMWN DBBS IZEL??? I'm honestly scared for Sheryl and her to meet cause it's just gonna be a pride war)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 09:29 PM
izel telling facts frfr lmaoooo)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
June sits in his desk, minding his own business by doodling some cats then here comes Izel and kicks June out from his chair, and sits down on it, happily grinning while looking down at the poor bastard “You were in my seat, you shitty excuse of an employee.” June stayed silent on the floor, trying his best not to sob “Awwwwww...Little bottom bitch gonna cry? How pathetic.” Izel stared down at June, giggling “Now, now, guys like you shouldn’t cry, you are a man after all, riiiight?” June stayed silent “Thought so. You can go ahead and cry, just don’t do it around me, I don’t want any of your dirty tears to stain my shoes.”
(kaboom?)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 09:29 PM
(im gonna kill her
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 09:29 PM
(LMFAO LOUIE GOES GENECIDE ROUTE(
21:30
("Yesssss cave give into to homicidal thoughts" - Sheryl probably)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 09:30 PM
(he gonna fire her
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 09:30 PM
(Shes not gonna care methinks)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 09:30 PM
(likely
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
("Yesssss cave give into to homicidal thoughts" - Sheryl probably)
like that scene in harry potter where voldemort tells harry to kill the weird witch)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 09:31 PM
(why you gotta manifest your depressive thoughts into a wretched piece of shit oc 😭😭😭
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(because its fun that way :3
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(fair
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
June gets up and walks away as Izel kick her feet up on his desk and noticed the doodles “Shit. Forget being a shitty excuse of an employee, dumbass is also a shit artist, pfft.” Izel throws the dumb notepad away and then pulls out her phone, scrolling through stuff
(who's down to break their knees?)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(me
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 09:36 PM
(Pfffttt Sheryl just might come and watch. I get off work in like 2 hrs tho dies)
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ditch work invest in shitcoin tbh)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 09:38 PM
fuckiiit continuing the bitchfest heh)
21:39
Izel groans out of boredom and gets up to go to the lounge
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 10:07 PM
Izel sits back into 250’s chair and gets back on her phone
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(hey @Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ can you bully bug)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 10:30 PM
yea sure) (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 10:30 PM
(STOPPPPPP HOMEIES AAAAAAA
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Bug’s sitting at her desk, happily working away
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 10:30 PM
(Is bug into degradation or smth 😭 😭 )
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(no im just mean)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 10:31 PM
same tho)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 10:31 PM
(I will cry)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 10:32 PM
besides screw degradation kink bruh i have a praise one and im fucking starving for it)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 10:32 PM
(FACTS LMFAO)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 10:33 PM
brb lemme note that i gotta praise u everyday)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 10:33 PM
(I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW STOP BULLYING EVERYONE
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(good.. gender conformant… prrson?)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
brb lemme note that i gotta praise u everyday)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 10:33 PM
(And I'm gonna do the same now ty <3)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 10:34 PM
dude im going to praise you so hard, just watch me)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 10:34 PM
(I will say nice things to you every day if you stop eviserating the employees
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
dude im going to praise you so hard, just watch me)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 10:34 PM
(This is now a praise war. Bet. >:)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 10:34 PM
BRING IT ON.)
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(may i have one (1) praise)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 10:35 PM
(YOURE A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING OML /GEN FR!!!!
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bug "rose"
(may i have one (1) praise)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 10:35 PM
(I love your character designs and fun energy :D very glad you are my friend tlwHearts tlwHearts )
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(that is Too Much)
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bug "rose"
(may i have one (1) praise)
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 10:35 PM
you’re amazing and I love you so much, dear, I cherish every single moment I have when we talk❤️)
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(thanks)
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(praise me )
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 10:36 PM
(You’re so fucking hot
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señor fbi
(praise me )
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 10:36 PM
(Although we haven't talked a lot, you are very funny to talk to when we do <3)
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señor fbi
(praise me )
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 10:36 PM
you’re so wonderful and funny, probs cute too ngl)
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(i'm a comedic genius)
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bug "rose"
Bug’s sitting at her desk, happily working away
(izel)
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(i've boiled dogs alive ((joke) laugh)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 10:37 PM
(Lou l
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(someone rp)
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louie (203 & 616) 12-Jun-22 10:46 PM
(I’m exausted sorry
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if you water water it grows
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 10:52 PM
(Off work in like 40-50 mins)
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bug "rose"
Bug’s sitting at her desk, happily working away
(is anyone gonna—)
00:19
( @cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) @Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ you on and not busy?)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 12:20 AM
yea, ofc not)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:20 AM
(Yes I am here!!!(
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(wanna rp!!!!)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 12:21 AM
(sure :>
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:21 AM
(Yeyeyeye)
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(izel should bump into sheryl that'd be interesting)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:22 AM
(:O)
00:22
(Doimg that rn)
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Bug is.. still working. She’s getting bored.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:24 AM
[666 makes their daily rounds. Their heels click against the dim hallways. They walk down to floor 400 and see Bug at her desk.]
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(Oh no, manager’s here! Keep working, don’t get distracted..)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:27 AM
[666 spots 424. They decide to approach her.] Hiya bugaboo~ is it alright for me to call you that? Sorry, your antennas are still just as cute as the first time I saw them. I'm assuming you're being productive..?
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(She just called me bugaboo what the heck do I say to that) Bug just kinda stares at you, ya broke her. Her antennae twitch. (edited)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 12:31 AM
damn it, sheryl,you broke another one)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:31 AM
(😭 )
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bug "rose"
(She just called me bugaboo what the heck do I say to that) Bug just kinda stares at you, ya broke her. Her antennae twitch. (edited)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:33 AM
Oh my. [666 grins to themselves.] Hello~? Anyone home~? [666 slowly reaches out their index finger as if they wanted to poke 424's antenna.]
00:33
(reminds me of this)
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U- uh… S- sorry, miss! quietly please don’t touch those
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:35 AM
[666 thinks to themselves:"Cute..."] Haha, sorry about that dear. You kinda spaced out for a second. You alright? Let me know if you need anything.
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spooctus walks into sheryl as they're with bug "hi sheryl whats up"
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:36 AM
Oh my. Greetings. :)
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hi bug
00:37
i wanted to show you this new trick i learned spooctus has a dead mosquito on his hand
00:38
i think i'm ahle to resurect things now a bit
00:38
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 7
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the mosquito comes back to life for a few seconds, then dies again" (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:38 AM
[666 stifles a laugh.] Pffft... good job? Are you looking for praise or pity here dear?
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thanks
00:39
just thought it was like really cool yknow
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:40 AM
[666 is definitely laughing at spooctus in their head.] Well, it's not too terrible for a ghost. You'll get there eventually. Resurrection magic is a pain after all.
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not too bad for 2 days of studing
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:44 AM
My, my. That is not bad at all. But, it's a shame that you have to learn it. Some ghosts and non-humans have the inherent ability to resurrect. Such a shame. I was wondering though.... how did you end up as a ghost? Or is that a touchy subject you'd rather avoid?
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i know this is the most dumb death out there but i drowned
00:44
didn't die in a awesome way
00:44
just drowned
00:45
took me a good while to comprehend i was dead
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 12:45 AM
yoooo Ben drowned???)
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Bug falls over in her chair. O- ow
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(your mom drowned cuz she so fat)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
yoooo Ben drowned???)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:45 AM
(MY CREEPYPASTA PHASE PH NO)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 12:45 AM
YOU TOO?????”)
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(i didn't have a creepypaste phase sorry)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
YOU TOO?????”)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:46 AM
(YHEA. I WAS A JEFF AND SLENDER SIMP. NO WONDER I TURNED OUT SO FUCKED UP)
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señor fbi
(i didn't have a creepypaste phase sorry)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:46 AM
(GOOD. LMFAO)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(YHEA. I WAS A JEFF AND SLENDER SIMP. NO WONDER I TURNED OUT SO FUCKED UP)
(what the deuce)
00:46
(like i can get jeff but slenderman??)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(YHEA. I WAS A JEFF AND SLENDER SIMP. NO WONDER I TURNED OUT SO FUCKED UP)
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 12:46 AM
GOD I WAS SUCH A SIMP FOR LINK/BEN AND GOLD HELP ;;) (edited)
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🤝 1
00:47
LIKE I SWEAR THEY MADE BEN TOO FUCKING HOT IN THE FANART OMFG)
thistbh 1
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(the only creepypasta i believed was herobrine)
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hElp
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(my sis told me if i destroyed the granite blocks he would appear)
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señor fbi
i know this is the most dumb death out there but i drowned
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:48 AM
Hmhm~.. The ocean is a fearsome place. You're lucky you didn't encounter leviathan though, hah. They're a fun personality to deal with.
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(And i beleived her)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
Hmhm~.. The ocean is a fearsome place. You're lucky you didn't encounter leviathan though, hah. They're a fun personality to deal with.
not even a ocean! 😭
00:48
a frozen lake
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bug "rose"
Bug falls over in her chair. O- ow
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:48 AM
Oh dear. You alright? [666 offers their hand to Bug.] (BTW Sheryl can mind read via physical touch, hehe)
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(one sec)
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señor fbi
(my sis told me if i destroyed the granite blocks he would appear)
(she was the same person that didn't tell me how to fly in creative )
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señor fbi
a frozen lake
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:50 AM
Ohhh yeah~. Mother nature is neither an ally nor foe.. and I take it you're trying to revive yourself?
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 12:50 AM
man i was the one who literally traumatized my cousin from creepypasta ;; i feel so bad but hey we both traumatized together, family bonding yknow)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
Ohhh yeah~. Mother nature is neither an ally nor foe.. and I take it you're trying to revive yourself?
"no i just think it'd be a interesting skill to have" (edited)
00:51
life was overrated tbh
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 12:51 AM
walks in with a pastry
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(could the pastry explode perchance)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 12:51 AM
(no
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 12:51 AM
I SMELL A PASTRY BROS!
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 12:51 AM
not yours
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 12:51 AM
louie leaps
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 12:52 AM
STOP!
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 12:52 AM
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 17
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you summoned louie
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 12:52 AM
SERIOUSLY
00:52
IM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME
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señor fbi
"no i just think it'd be a interesting skill to have" (edited)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:52 AM
Hm~ necromancy?
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yeah
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 12:52 AM
he jumps over the plate like a cartoon character, fitting the whole pasty in his mouth in 1 glup
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if only i could revive thst pastry
00:53
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 1
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 12:53 AM
shed beat the shit outta him
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no audience laugh track plays (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 12:53 AM
YOU STOLE ENOUGH FROM ME
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 12:53 AM
louie scampered off before monika could beat him up
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instead, a cricket noise plays
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But from where?
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 12:54 AM
shed sit in a seat and starts to cry
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:54 AM
[666 takes a picture of Monika crying.]
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
Oh dear. You alright? [666 offers their hand to Bug.] (BTW Sheryl can mind read via physical touch, hehe)
Bug takes her hand, thinking about bugs, cats, if Sheryl is scary or cute or not, and Rose. T- thanks.
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 12:54 AM
FUCKING STOP
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bug "rose"
Bug takes her hand, thinking about bugs, cats, if Sheryl is scary or cute or not, and Rose. T- thanks.
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:55 AM
["Hmm~. What an innocent and caring mind...] Of course, dear. Wouldn't want our valued employees to hurt themselves, would we?
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louie why did you eat the pastry???
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MonikaTheLesbian
FUCKING STOP
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:55 AM
Haha, nope~.
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it wasn't your pastry
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 12:56 AM
shed throw the chair at sheryl
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?roll d20
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@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 15
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 12:56 AM
huh
00:56
oh
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:56 AM
Sheryl would simply teleport away.
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 12:56 AM
I didn’t know who’s it was
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It could’ve been mine (edited)
00:56
monika can portal in as much as she wants anyway
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:56 AM
(I feel like I don't need to roll for TP bc it's their #1 skill. But if yall want me to roll I'll roll)
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sheryl, may i ask a question?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:57 AM
Of course spooctus. What is it?
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can you telefrag people
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 12:57 AM
telefrag?)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:57 AM
I've never tried it actually~. But it does sound possible.
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(yknow)
00:58
(when you teleport into someone and)
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(they explode)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 12:58 AM
oh)
00:58
sounds funny)
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(yea)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
I've never tried it actually~. But it does sound possible.
curious
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señor fbi
curious
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 12:59 AM
Very. Usually my teleportation is precise and accurate. And I'd simply use a portal instead of teleportation if it was a large crowd.
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 01:02 AM
can you try it on izel
01:02
I hate her
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
["Hmm~. What an innocent and caring mind...] Of course, dear. Wouldn't want our valued employees to hurt themselves, would we?
Hurt themselves… (Memories of Rose.) Y- yeah, no…
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 01:02 AM
I’ve seen her on the security cams
01:02
she a bitch
01:02
for real
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louie (203 & 616)
I hate her
(but what if it goes wrong and they both painfully merge and die or something idk)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 01:02 AM
(Then lol
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:03 AM
Izel? Oh right~ the new employee that I haven't met yet. Hmm~
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 01:03 AM
You are a terrible manager
01:03
And not in the silly demon bad means good way
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señor fbi
(but what if it goes wrong and they both painfully merge and die or something idk)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:03 AM
(Thats funny cause Sheryl has hella high pain tolerance and they'd regenerate back anyways. Just a really fucking gross mess but izel will die permanently theoretically.) (edited)
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louie (203 & 616)
You are a terrible manager
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:04 AM
Why thank you~. At least I can do my job though. I haven't seen you file a single thing since you've been promoted. Are you dumping your work on Florence? Don't bother the hermit, hun.
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 01:05 AM
... shed sigh
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 01:05 AM
No one told me how to manage
01:05
I assumed you just sit at the desk
01:05
And then go on break
01:05
but now my office is bigger
01:05
And everyone has to tell me that I’m the best
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:06 AM
... And this is why a part of me misses the goody two shoes. It feels good though. Knowing that I've always been more competent at my job than you. :)
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to be a good boss
01:08
you have to fire a lot of people
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 01:08 AM
good idea
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start with izel
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 01:08 AM
MO
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 01:08 AM
into loudspeaker IZEL YOURE FIRED
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Bug sits back down, now watching Monster House
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louie (203 & 616)
into loudspeaker IZEL YOURE FIRED
(he just rushes to the boss office)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 01:08 AM
YOU BRING DOWN EVERYONE ELSES PRODUCTIVITY AND DO NO WORK
01:09
GET OUTEE HERE (edited)
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bug "rose"
Bug sits back down, now watching Monster House
that is a scary movie don't you think bug
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louie (203 & 616)
YOU BRING DOWN EVERYONE ELSES PRODUCTIVITY AND DO NO WORK
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 01:10 AM
izel only bullied the skrumbly she hadn’t ruined anyone else’s life yet, c’mon, give her a chance)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 01:11 AM
.........
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What?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:13 AM
Oh let the fish midget sulk. Sweets are kinda their thing, yknow?
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 01:14 AM
fuck you...
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:15 AM
Love ya too hun! <3 (Someone get monika some food my heart hurts for her xjhwhrhs)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 01:15 AM
(yeh
01:15
(but what she really wants is to be friends with ted again
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(i just ate cardbord in front of my sister)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:16 AM
(Kaia. What.)
01:16
(On purpose??? For fun????)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 01:16 AM
(BRUH
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bug "rose"
(i just ate cardbord in front of my sister)
01:16
(like this)
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(for fun because it tastes good)
01:17
(she has lost all faith in me)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 01:17 AM
(lmao
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:17 AM
(I- jail. Directly to food jail.)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 01:18 AM
(tasty
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:18 AM
(You both are menaces 😭 😭 )
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 01:19 AM
(lol
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( @Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ BULLY BUG pls)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 01:20 AM
hello
01:20
oki)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:20 AM
(OMg iZEL AND SHERYL INTERACTIONEBHDHFH)
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(my stomach hurts)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 01:21 AM
(oof
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bug "rose"
(my stomach hurts)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:21 AM
(Drink water oh my god how much did yoy eat???)
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i mgiing to fuckin gife
01:21
dje
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
oki)
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 13-Jun-22 01:23 AM
boo me but mayb tomorrow i just feel my brain morbim,,,,)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 01:23 AM
e) (edited)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
boo me but mayb tomorrow i just feel my brain morbim,,,,)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:23 AM
(Yeye it's all good :)
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(n c mm
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:25 AM
(Are you dying or are those your sleeping pills)
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mozzarella sticks and galic bread and balogna and goldfish all dipped in ranch and wrapped in a slice of pizza
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 01:27 AM
(pog
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(i told that recioe to my sister and she started crying) (edited)
01:36
Demon lady, what do your horns do?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:37 AM
(Sheryl hides their demon features but for the sake of this rp let's say they popped out accidentally when Monika threw the chair at them LOL.)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 01:39 AM
what’s a morb
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01:39
louie vanishes
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:39 AM
Hm~? Oh these ol' things? They don't do much, dear. Although, some do take it as a sign of power and or status. Horns come in various shapes, sizes, and colour. Some do have purposes but mainly, they're a status symbol.
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..oh, okay..! I should probably get back to work now..? I think?
01:40
I don’t know. Do you care?
01:42
Bug’s antennae twitch when anxious, flustered, or angry. They twitch.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:42 AM
My job description says I have to make sure you're working, but you can do anything you want dearest bugaboo~. :)
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(Not again—!)
01:44
System error!
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(someone turn them off and on maybe that can help)
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Bug is blushing VERY hard. T- thanks…~
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:49 AM
["Absolutely adorable." Sheryl thinks ro themselves.] Of course, hun~. :)
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Sheryl feels a wave of disturbance wash over her. Something’s wrong. Something’s very wrong. Like a wire was snapped. A connection lost.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:53 AM
(OH NO the vibes are bad)
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 01:54 AM
(florence snaps out of their paperwork stupor simply because The Vibes Are Bad)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:54 AM
("Why is it spicy-")
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 01:54 AM
(THUREDHGIFT THIS)
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(actually you’ll find out what it is later!!)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:55 AM
(!!@ woooo)
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the vibes are bad (edited)
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..you okay, demon lady? (what’s her name…?)
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spooctus feels a heartache for the first time in centuries (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:56 AM
[666 blinks and turns to Bug.] Hmm~.. I'm fine dear. And please, call me Sheryl. :)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 01:57 AM
louie is flung into the the room through the wall at high speed
01:57
hey
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(gmod style?)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 01:57 AM
(Literally jjst ragdolled HDBBS)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 01:57 AM
(yea
01:59
how’s life bug
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A- alright, Sheryl!
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:07 AM
I’m not sheryl
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What?
02:08
Who are you? (edited)
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spooctus goes over to louie
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:08 AM
I’m louie
02:08
We’ve met
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hey did you feel those bad vibes?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:08 AM
no not really
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(that was only sheryl)
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bug "rose"
Sheryl feels a wave of disturbance wash over her. Something’s wrong. Something’s very wrong. Like a wire was snapped. A connection lost.
(maybe you should read /hj)
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assiel (florence + axel)
(florence snaps out of their paperwork stupor simply because The Vibes Are Bad)
i thiught it wasn't
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 02:09 AM
(HELP)
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v(ibes so bad they created a small aoe of bad vibes) (edited)
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(ok pipis in a hat)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:09 AM
Bug do you remember me at all
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..a little… You seem t- to be the cause of.. trouble.
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:12 AM
what? I mean
02:12
that’s usually just a side effect
02:12
of me being around
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Bug will remember that. She does not trust you.
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 11
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random shoebill encounter
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 02:16 AM
(HELP?)
02:16
(random shoebill event will begin in 10 seconds)
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Sheryl’s soul collection feels a little emptier.
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:17 AM
all of a sudden, a giant shoebill comes flying through the massive hole in the wall caused by Louies enterance
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assiel (florence + axel)
(random shoebill event will begin in 10 seconds)
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 02:18 AM
(SHOEBILL EVENT SOUNDTRACK)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:18 AM
what In the
02:18
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bug "rose"
Sheryl’s soul collection feels a little emptier.
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 02:18 AM
["Ah, hell. Rose.. Something tells me she's coming back..." Sheryl thinks.]
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:18 AM
(edited)
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R- rose? S- she’s been missing for almost a month now…
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are you guys seeing what i'm seeing
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:19 AM
Bug bug
02:19
Bug
02:19
There is a giant bird in here
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(i don’t care about the bird)
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this is a cool bird
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:19 AM
wowie
02:19
what a guy
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spooctus takes out his oldish phone and attempts to take a photo with it
02:20
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 6
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 02:20 AM
[666 notices the bird.] Oh, my. Is that what Florence meant in the group chat? Haha, it looks exactly like them! Same face and all...
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the shoebill TAKES the phone away and begins to peck agresibly at it
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(bug was secretly dating Rose for about a week before she went missing)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:20 AM
can I touch it
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NOOOO
02:21
my phone
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:21 AM
aha
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you will pay for this
02:21
darn shoebill
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:21 AM
GHOST FIGHT!!!
02:21
GET HIM
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 1
💀 3
😭 2
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:22 AM
(Bro bouta die again
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spooctus completly fails the punch
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 02:22 AM
[Sheryl is recording the whole incident.]
💀 1
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* the shoebill pecks at spooctus's robes*
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bug "rose"
R- rose? S- she’s been missing for almost a month now…
oops sorry this line does not apply sheryl was thinking
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 12
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bug "rose"
oops sorry this line does not apply sheryl was thinking
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 02:23 AM
(Djahe go to bed dear your pills)
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(Fine)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 02:23 AM
(Gn !! 💕💕)
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the shoebill gets a good chunk of the robe ripped off
02:23
excuse me
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:23 AM
oh my god (edited)
02:23
that bird got hands
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i'm done
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:23 AM
That was tragic
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*the shoebill pecks some more at his phone**
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:24 AM
Just let him keep it
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what about my robe
02:24
i can't go around looking like this
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:24 AM
It’s gone forever
02:24
The scary bird has it
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 02:26 AM
[Florence, after reading the message from Sheryl, immediately jumped out of their comfy office chair and rushed outside of the Red Wing and towards the area of the office that they sensed the most activity in. This fucking bird...]
02:26
(spooctus rn)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:27 AM
louie is just kind of staring at the bird
02:27
It’s not blinking
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 02:27 AM
[Florence has arrived. They immediately take inventory of the situation. Christ on a cross, what happened here.]
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spooctus pulls out a notepad and starts depitcing himself as the chad and the sheobill as a "soyjak"
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☠️ 1
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 02:28 AM
[They look over at the shoebill who is currently locked in a staring match with Louie.]
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:28 AM
I’ll get this fucker
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 02:28 AM
"Don't stare, you're making it worse."
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 02:28 AM
Oh hey~! It's my favourite hermit 4 eyes~! Hi~!
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can you guys like evaporate this bird please
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:29 AM
louie is in a wresting stance, ready to have at this bird
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 02:29 AM
[Florence calmly walks over to the shoebill. They're roughly a foot taller than it, but it is still pretty massive. They look at it. It looks back.]
02:29
[Florence looks over in Sheryl's direction only to give a disapproving squint of their eyes before turning their attention back to the bird before them.]
02:29
"Alright. Let's go."
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:30 AM
but-
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 02:30 AM
[Florence turns heel and starts to calmly exit the room...]
02:30
[...and to everyone's surprise, the shoebill just follows dutifully behind them.]
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:30 AM
oh okay
02:30
bye
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 02:31 AM
[Florence waves goodbye without even turning around before going back out of sight and back towards the Red Wing and the comfort of their office.]
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spooctus rushes to his phone, only to see the shoebill complelty ruined it
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:31 AM
Sucks
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 02:31 AM
[666 is just... staring blankly.] Did they really just- what- its like cerberus and lucifer.. how did- Is Florence secretly an animal tamer?? Is that why they're so jaded all the time??? Because they work with you lot and animals????
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spootus grabs the chunk of teal missing from the robe and goes into one of the vents
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 02:33 AM
bye bye
02:33
louie goes back to his new management job
02:35
(Gn
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(spooctus after the incident)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 02:39 AM
(OH NOOOOO HAHAHAH AWHHHH..... MY HEART 😭 😭 ❤️ )
02:44
(Literally this. This exact fucking meme 😭 😭 )
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:20 PM
434 was fixing a computer at room 428, now out of the lounge, smiling like no tomorrow
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:21 PM
walks in to work on software (edited)
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:21 PM
434 was humming to himself, fixing away
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:21 PM
... shed look away and work on her stuff
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:22 PM
434 didn't even notice Monika was in the room, still humming away, smiling to himself
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:23 PM
shed look back at him in disgust before turning back to her work
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:24 PM
434 totally forgot what happened before.... he's acting like his giggly self again, still humming away
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:24 PM
moni still had a black eye
19:25
shed chomp on a slice of cake
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:27 PM
Soon as he finished the computer, he banged his head on the desk like always.. and cursing in Italian, soon as he got up, his eyes were closed, once he opened one eye he realized Monika was there ... - 434 jumped up . . . Hey Moni! 434 was... acting normal... like nothing even happened
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:27 PM
...
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:27 PM
Woah wait- what happened? 434 stared at Monika's black eye
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:27 PM
you punched me
19:27
remember
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:27 PM
- I..I did-?
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:28 PM
whilst i was trying to stop a thief
19:28
you called louie your friend
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:28 PM
...B..But he... he is..?
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:28 PM
sighs as she brigs up security footage
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Rika Sakura
...B..But he... he is..?
MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:30 PM
see?
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:30 PM
.... 434 then went silent
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:31 PM
yup
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:31 PM
I..I didn't.... I didn't.. do that..
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:31 PM
then whos that person that punched me after i tried to help?
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:32 PM
...I..I didn't...
19:32
...
19:32
I..
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:32 PM
...
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:32 PM
I DIDN'T! 434 then shoved Monika onto the ground before running out of the room
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:33 PM
... as expected, denial....
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:34 PM
I.. I didn't.. I didn't do that.. 434 ran into the lounge, he sat down in the corner of the room
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 07:34 PM
she followed him slowly
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 07:52 PM
434 returned back into the halls of the office, walking down the halls... going to his room... 434..
19:58
Soon as he entered his room, he locked the door, sitting down in his chair ....
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:12 PM
louie was waiting for him though
20:12
SUPRISE
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:12 PM
(oh god this is gonna be fun
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Rika Sakura
Soon as he entered his room, he locked the door, sitting down in his chair ....
MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:13 PM
(hes here, time for him to beat the fuck outta monika
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:13 PM
(HERREE WE GO-)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:13 PM
(LETS GO BOIZ
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:13 PM
I GOT CAKE
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:13 PM
(BEATING ACTUAL CHILDREN
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:13 PM
... - 434 looked at Louie, looking... both mad and sad O..Oh- cake-?
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:13 PM
(lmao i keep forgetting shes 15
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:13 PM
yea I found some
20:13
have some!!
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:14 PM
(Louie just took some from Monika's hidden stash)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:14 PM
(I haven’t decided yet
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:14 PM
434 smiled slightly.. it was a sad one.. but it did show he was glad, taking some of the cake, slowly eating away at the piece
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:15 PM
louie had quite the big smile
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(Louie just took some from Monika's hidden stash)
MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:15 PM
LMAO)
20:15
( he probably did
20:15
("WHO TOOK MY FUCKING CAKE"/j)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:15 PM
(He didn’t know it was monikas stach tho)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:15 PM
(NAUR
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:15 PM
(Just waiting for Louie to say something along the lines of "Okay what happened" to get the drama going.)
20:15
T..Thanks Louie..
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:16 PM
hey you look down in the dumps
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:16 PM
(come on lets go
20:16
(say it
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:16 PM
still feeling bad about the other day? (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:16 PM
(OH NAUR
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:18 PM
434 slowly shook his head ... Moni.... came up to me today... and.. 434 took one little bite of the cake ... she called me pathetic.... for not giving an apology..... and... she was.... using really rude stuff... trying to make me apologize.... 434 took another little bite And.... well... I..I left... I..I heard her say something about me being fragile as paper.....
20:18
(HERE WE GO.)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:18 PM
(WRONG MESSAGE
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:18 PM
oh my goodness
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:18 PM
(WELCOME TO THE SHOW! HERE WE GO!)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:18 PM
she is manipulative
20:18
You are perfectly fine as you are
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:19 PM
(me watching this laughing knowing that my characters gonna get her ass kicked) (edited)
20:19
(HOL UP ONE SEC IMA GET POP CORN\
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:19 PM
ohhhh I can’t believe she said that kind of stuff to you
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:22 PM
... 434 slowly nodded, taking another bite
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:22 PM
(GOT IT
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:22 PM
That is just
20:23
ooohhhhh
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:23 PM
(popcorns ready
20:23
lets go) (edited)
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:24 PM
Y...yeah....
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:26 PM
ok Ted I have some talking to get to
20:26
just enjoy your cake
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:26 PM
434 slowly nodded T..thanks dude...
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:26 PM
(oh naur
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:26 PM
louie returns to his office
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:26 PM
("talking"
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:27 PM
(TALKING...)
20:27
("Hey Son I gotta go take care of something real quick")
20:27
(Grabs a fucking shotgun)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:27 PM
PAGING MONIKA: COME TO OFFICE 203 NOW PLEASE plays over the intercom
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:27 PM
("I just wanna talk to em"
💀 5
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:27 PM
("Wait why do you have a-")
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:27 PM
(YES
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:28 PM
NOW over the loudspeaker once again
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:28 PM
434 perked up at the loudspeaker O..Oh boy-
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:28 PM
ill pretend i didnt hear that (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:29 PM
louie waits a while for monika to show up
20:29
oh my god
20:29
SHERYL
20:29
can you get monika in here
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 08:29 PM
[Florence looked up from their paperwork in response to the announcement blaring over the loudspeakers. Florence's inner middle schooler went Ooh, you're in troubleeeee.....]
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:29 PM
@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) )
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:30 PM
(NAURr
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louie (203 & 616)
@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) )
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 08:31 PM
(LOL IM EATIGN ILL TRY)
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louie (203 & 616)
SHERYL
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 08:32 PM
[666 teleports to Louie.] Monika you say~? Hm.. why do you want that?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:32 PM
she is in deep shit
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:32 PM
(THAT-
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:32 PM
I am gonna flip out at her
20:33
Help me and I’ll let you watch
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 08:34 PM
Oooh~ that sounds like fun~. Deal. [Sheryl teleports Monika to Louie's office.]
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:34 PM
louie takes a deep breath in
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:34 PM
what?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:34 PM
Monika.
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:34 PM
what?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:34 PM
Sit down
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:34 PM
i am
20:34
(its about to go down
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:34 PM
(Grabs popcorn)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:35 PM
louie takes in another deep breath
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 08:35 PM
[Sheryl is just recording this. Oh and random popcorn bucket pops outta nowhere.]
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:35 PM
(NAUR
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:36 PM
You need to change a whole lot about yourself if you want to stay at this company. You are an overbearing, manipulative, violent person who refuses to recognize their own wrongdoings
20:36
this needs to change
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:36 PM
huh?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:36 PM
Now.
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:36 PM
i dont get it?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:37 PM
Do not try doing this to me right now.
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:37 PM
i dont understand?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:37 PM
I am not in the mood to hear your bullshit
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:37 PM
what?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:37 PM
especially after what you said to Ted
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:37 PM
i was trying to help
20:37
i dont understand?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:37 PM
All you did was put him down
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:37 PM
i did?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:37 PM
he feels like shit
20:37
Because of you
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:37 PM
im sorry
20:38
i did? oh shit....
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:38 PM
your whole mom shtick can be fun but you need to tone it down
20:38
You take it too far
20:38
Too often
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:38 PM
ok
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:38 PM
do you understand?
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:38 PM
now i do, thank you
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:39 PM
now get out of my office before I change my mind about firing you
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:39 PM
ok
20:39
she walks out (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:39 PM
this is the most upset louie has been since he can remember
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:39 PM
(Me in the back:
20:39
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:39 PM
(YES
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louie (203 & 616)
this is the most upset louie has been since he can remember
good
20:39
he deserves it
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:40 PM
(BUG
20:40
(OH MU GOD ITS SCHITTS CREEK-
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 08:40 PM
[666 garners a newfound appreciation for Monika.] (Like of course the evil bitch likes seeing others do evil things)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:40 PM
moni feels so guilty now
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:41 PM
how was that sheryl
20:41
Did I do a good job
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:41 PM
At this point 434 ate the whole cake
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:42 PM
shed go off to the store to get some cake anda sorry card
❤️ 3
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louie (203 & 616)
how was that sheryl
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 08:43 PM
[666 claps.] That's the first time I've seen you do a proper job. Clap Clap.
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:43 PM
shed come back and knock on the door* louie? ted? im sorry for what i did, i brought you something to hopefully make up for it
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:43 PM
wow thanks sheryl
20:43
(Louie is still in his office
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:44 PM
(AA WHERE ARE THEY SHE GOT TWO CAKES AND CARDS
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:44 PM
(Ted is in his office eating cake
20:44
(Louie is chatting in his office with Sheryl
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:45 PM
.... 434 was silent, just sitting in his chair, sighing to himself
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 08:45 PM
[Florence looks up from their paperwork only to see a card on their desk. That certainly wasn't there before. They pick it up and examine it...]
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:46 PM
shed knock on teds door teddy? im sorry for what i did, i got you something to hopefully make up for it...
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:46 PM
....Leave me alone.... I'm.. not in a good mood.... (edited)
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 08:47 PM
[...Florence frowns as they read the words written in pink glitter ink. Sheryl. They let out an exasperated sigh before tossing the card in the bin and going back to their eternal struggle of filing paperwork.]
tlwHearts 2
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:47 PM
im sorry, i'll just leave it here she places it down in front of the door
20:49
shed knock on louies door hey louie, im sorry for everything, i brought you something to hopefully make up for it
20:50
@louie (203 & 616) )
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:50 PM
louie lets out another sigh
20:50
yea come in
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:51 PM
shed come in with cake and a card im sorry again, i brought you some cake and an apology card shed hand him the goodies
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Bug is asleep at her desk. Kinda cute. I think.
❤️ 2
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:52 PM
thank you monika
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:52 PM
im sorry again...
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:52 PM
I really do appreciate this
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 08:52 PM
[Sheryl whispers to Louie.] Hey look, she actually cares. Hm.
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:52 PM
ok... sorry again
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:52 PM
you know I still like you dispite all this
20:52
I know you care
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:52 PM
ok
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:52 PM
you saved my life before
20:52
you have a good heart
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:53 PM
thanks...
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:53 PM
Just gotta point it in the right direction
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 08:53 PM
[Sheryl internally gags. Nope. They're doing a sweet reunion. I'm out.]
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:53 PM
ok
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:53 PM
louie puts back in his earbuds
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
[Sheryl internally gags. Nope. They're doing a sweet reunion. I'm out.]
(sheryl EXPLODES ‼️ )
bug 3
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:53 PM
(shed it outside teds office and waits)
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señor fbi
(sheryl EXPLODES ‼️ )
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 08:54 PM
(and now Sheryl is a gross mass of flesh(?), organs(???), and bone(???????), on the floor. There's a sick squelching sound as their body slowly regenerates back.)
😭 3
💀 2
20:54
(I'm eating dinner rn why am I writing this eUGh)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 08:55 PM
(Louie would explode if he saw that
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:55 PM
(e\
20:55
@Rika Sakura shes sittin outside by the cake lol) (edited)
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Bug is glad she is asleep for the “friendship is magic” part of TCSPRP.
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:57 PM
(LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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("and then they all spun around on a circle holding each others hands")
20:57
(the end
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:57 PM
.... 434 was still just..... sitting there in his chair.. not coming out
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:58 PM
... ted?
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 08:59 PM
....What... What do you want... 434 just stared at his door
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:59 PM
im sorry
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zzzzzzz
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 08:59 PM
im sorry teddy
21:00
i went too far and i hurt you and louie
21:00
its my fault
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(that one spongebob sad face meme)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:00 PM
(LMAO
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(boowomp)
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:01 PM
.... 434 just looks back down, turning his chair right back around, silent
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:01 PM
(:innocentcitizensofnewjersey:)
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😭 4
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:02 PM
(Bawling
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:02 PM
im sorry teddy, I wont do it again
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Rika Sakura
.... 434 just looks back down, turning his chair right back around, silent
MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:03 PM
again, im sorry
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:03 PM
434 then teared up ....L..leave.. please... I..I can't..right now...
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:03 PM
...ok
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Rika Sakura
434 then teared up ....L..leave.. please... I..I can't..right now...
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:03 PM
(AAAAAAAAA
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:06 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:09 PM
(I wanna go do magic with monika hnngnggggggbug bug
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:10 PM
434 then began to cry to himself, getting up from his chair, looking at some paper on his desk, then throwing the paper off the desk (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:11 PM
(her desk?
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:12 PM
(Listen I'm mixed up with both 111 and 434-)
21:12
(Reee-)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:12 PM
(OOF
21:12
(REEH-
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:14 PM
434 then puts his head on the empty spot on the desk, crying to himself.. Monika just hears silence
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:15 PM
...teddy?
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:15 PM
No response..
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:15 PM
moni starts to tear up im sorry
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:17 PM
(getting sad irl
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:18 PM
(I'm sad right now.)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:18 PM
(me too
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:18 PM
( :( ! )
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:18 PM
Still no response to Monika
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:18 PM
... shed silently cry
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:21 PM
.... 10 minutes pass..... still nothing from Ted...
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:21 PM
10 more minutes pass, still crying
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:23 PM
30 minutes pass..... Ted still isn't coming out... he would be out by now....
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:24 PM
(STOP YALL
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:24 PM
(yeesh
21:24
...ted?
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:24 PM
(HE'S FUCKING DEA- Take 2 Nah he's fine. Just... very sad.)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:25 PM
(yup
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:25 PM
(Or asleep.)
21:25
(Or both sad and asleep.)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:25 PM
(monis just waiting
21:25
...teddy?
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:26 PM
... No response... for 30 minutes with no response this must be concerning now
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:26 PM
louie walks in
21:26
fellas
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:26 PM
...
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:26 PM
(Well- more of walking to Monika)
21:26
(His door is locked.)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:26 PM
yeah..?
21:27
careful of the cake
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:27 PM
are you good in here
21:27
I saw you come in half an hour ago
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:27 PM
i dont know, im worried
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:27 PM
I was scared you guys killed each other
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:27 PM
hes been locked in there for awhile
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:27 PM
Still no response from Ted....
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I was scared you guys killed each other
(you should)
💀 3
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:28 PM
(BUG-
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:28 PM
(WTF BUG-)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:28 PM
come on I’m taking you two for microwave pizza
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:28 PM
...no thanks
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:29 PM
Bruh this man is not speaking this is concerning my dudes
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:30 PM
(WE KNOW
21:30
(WE DUNNO WHAT TO DO
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:30 PM
(DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE A KEY TO OPEN DOORS-)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:30 PM
(NO
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:30 PM
(OR LIKE SOMETHING TO KICK DOWN THE DOOR? XDD)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:31 PM
(moni has claws but i dont think thats a good idea
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:31 PM
nope I can’t have my employees moping all day louie picks the two up each being sandwiched between two arms on one side and starts carrying them to the lounge
21:31
This is for you guys own good
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:31 PM
(HOW?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:31 PM
Trust me
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( @cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) you busy?)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(DOES LOUIE HAVE A KEY?!
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(He just kinda shows up places
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(LOUIE HAS THE GOD KEY TO OPEN DOORS XDDDD)
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(if you guys really need someone to open the door florence can do it LOL)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(YAS QUEEN
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(Yes he’s a manager now
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(OH RIGHTT
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(He has the master key
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assiel (florence + axel) 13-Jun-22 09:32 PM
(florence has powers that many consider Strange and Unnatural and can just kinda open doors if they really want to)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:32 PM
i can walk thanks...
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:33 PM
...Mmmm...... 434's eyes were blood red... due to tears
21:33
(Also how the fuck can Louie pick up someone who's literally probably 190 pounds of muscle-)
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:33 PM
(arms
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Rika Sakura 13-Jun-22 09:34 PM
(Yeahbutlike-)
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:34 PM
set me down please, i can walk
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:34 PM
Alright louie sets down monika
21:34
now carrying Ted with all 4
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:34 PM
shed walk along side them, not uttering a word
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louie (203 & 616)
now carrying Ted with all 4
MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:36 PM
where are we going?
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louie (203 & 616) 13-Jun-22 09:36 PM
Lounge
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MonikaTheLesbian 13-Jun-22 09:36 PM
ok
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(apparently cherry is busy)
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bug "rose"
( @cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) you busy?)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 09:53 PM
(I MIGHT BE ILL BE BACK HOME SOON)
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bug "rose"
(apparently cherry is busy)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 10:15 PM
(HI I'm here)
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(I AM BUSY AAAGH)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 13-Jun-22 10:18 PM
(LMFAO ALL GOOD 😭 😭 )
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(LMFAO ALL GOOD 😭 😭 )
sorry i got caught up in so much shit and now im tired as fuck
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:23 AM
it’s alright, dont need to apologize, just rest)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
it’s alright, dont need to apologize, just rest)
(can we do a short izel scene i havent met them)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:26 AM
yeah ofc)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:26 AM
(:O)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:26 AM
(NOOOOOO
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bug "rose"
sorry i got caught up in so much shit and now im tired as fuck
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:26 AM
(yeah dw!!! irl > rp)
00:27
(i would like sheryl to meet izel too ;;)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:27 AM
(I WOUOD LIKE NO ONE TO MEET HER
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It’s late at night, most of everyone’s gone home… Bug wakes up, looking around
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:27 AM
izel just chilling at 250’s desk so uh yeah just do whatever♡)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:28 AM
[666 is just making their rounds again. It's not like they have a proper place they consider "home" anyway. They make their way down to the 400s floor....]
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:29 AM
louie is hitting mad dance moves alone in his office
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yaaaawwwwn Mmm..~ Where’d everyone go…?
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:29 AM
he twerks a little bit
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00:29
louie is unfortunately not exactly “caked up” though
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(tmi x2)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:30 AM
(louie aint got the bakery rip)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:30 AM
(unhinged overo=unhinged louie
00:30
(It’s that simple
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:30 AM
ahaha funny self insert oc besties lessgoooooioioooo)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:31 AM
(letssss gooooo
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(i just want to be cute as Bug ok)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:31 AM
louie breaks a lamp while hitting the whip
00:31
(Bug is so cute Omg
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00:31
(I love them
thistbh 2
00:32
he doesn’t tell anyone and shoves it under the rug
00:32
he then starts pulling on everything in his new office in the hopes of finding a secret lever
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books and paintings fall to the ground one after another
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the place is a total mess
00:33
he briefly considers book burning
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bug "rose"
yaaaawwwwn Mmm..~ Where’d everyone go…?
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:36 AM
[666 sees Bug and Izel.] Good evening, bugaboo~ Looks like everyone's gone home for the night. Did you fall asleep?
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M- mhm. Her antennae twitch, and she turns off her computer Tired.. might just sleep here…
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:40 AM
I'll fetch you a blanket in just a moment. Meanwhile... [666 glances in Izel's direction and starts approaching them.] Greetings, I don't think we've met before. My name is Sheryl. I'm a manager at this fine company. If there's any trouble, please let me know and I'll deal with it accordingly. :)
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H- hi, person!
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:43 AM
Izel glanced without even a second thought she spoke “Oh neat, a pepto bismol bitch and some alien looking ass shithead! Soooo nice to meet you.”
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:43 AM
(I want to rip her limb from limb fr
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…oh…
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
Izel glanced without even a second thought she spoke “Oh neat, a pepto bismol bitch and some alien looking ass shithead! Soooo nice to meet you.”
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:44 AM
Ah, I see. So that's the case, huh? Sorry, darling. I just loooooooove feisty ones like you! <3
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:45 AM
“Wow, I really don’t give a damn about your opinion!”
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Bug… hides her head in a blanket or something
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:46 AM
Cute~!. That's refreshing actually. Something about hot-headed bitches really gets me going. Oh I'm sorry. Didn't mean to let that one slip. I'm assuming we can drop the formalities?
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:47 AM
louie starts sneezing due to his allergy of bitch (edited)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:47 AM
“The fuck do you think.”
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:47 AM
(I told y’all he allergic to bitch)
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Bug sneezes like a cat
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:49 AM
“What even the hell is up with that employee? Whhat, why you gotta be such a pussy for with that weird ass alien or bug.. cosplay, whatever the fuck that even is.”
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:51 AM
Hah, well I'm not sure myself either. [666 turns to Bug, a wicked smirk on their face]. Do tell us, Bugaboo~. What are you dearest?
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:51 AM
“Probably shit is what they are.”
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sniffle L- like a cat girl.. b- but a bug…
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:53 AM
“What? What the actual fuck, that’s so fucking stupid. Damn, you should be ashamed of yourself, you little shitstain.”
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:53 AM
(izel explodes‼️)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:54 AM
[666 is just absolutely enjoying all of this. New playthings..~]
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:54 AM
(Tourture her already please
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:55 AM
(Can I?? It's gonna be fucked up lmfao)
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Bug cries softly, head buried in her blanket. I regret this
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:55 AM
(DO IT
00:55
(Dismember her ass
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:55 AM
boo,,)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
“What? What the actual fuck, that’s so fucking stupid. Damn, you should be ashamed of yourself, you little shitstain.”
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 12:55 AM
Hey, do you think those antennas come off?
00:55
(BTW)
00:56
( @bug "rose" let us know if ur uncomfy or want us to stop cause uh shits about to be fucked rn /gen. You don't have to do this at all if you don't want to.)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:56 AM
Fr)
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(i’m good lol)
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Bug runs, uh, away
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 12:58 AM
(I am gonna enjoy this
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 12:59 AM
“Pfft, what a dumbass coward..A shame, I was going to see if those antennas were real.” Izel gets back on her phone (edited)
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(…they’re real.)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:00 AM
(ok yea I was about to ask
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
“Pfft, what a dumbass coward..A shame, I was going to see if those antennas were real.” Izel gets back on her phone (edited)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:01 AM
Y'know, I could find where she is right now....
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 01:02 AM
“Really? If you’d want then sure, If I’m going to be honest I didn’t want the fun to stop.”
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:04 AM
I like that you don't question how ill do it. I like that about you. ;) but hmhm~ pass me one of your cigarettes and I'll fetch Bug.
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(please don’t try to rip her antennae off)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:05 AM
(y’all what are you doing
01:05
(I am scared
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(I am way too invested to see y’all be loathsome bastards
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bug "rose"
(please don’t try to rip her antennae off)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:05 AM
(I won't)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
I like that you don't question how ill do it. I like that about you. ;) but hmhm~ pass me one of your cigarettes and I'll fetch Bug.
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 01:05 AM
“Hm...Alright.” She pulled out her pack then handed Sheryl one
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:07 AM
(rip off her skull and put a cigarette in her eye) (murder her kill kill kill
01:07
(I want izel DEAD
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Buggy is hiding under her missing gf’s desk, shaking. She no longer trusts Sheryl. (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:07 AM
(/hj
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“Hm...Alright.” She pulled out her pack then handed Sheryl one
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:10 AM
Haha, thanks darling. Well, there's no point in hiding it now..... [Sheryl let's their demonic features show.] Back to business, shall we? [Sheryl teleports to Bug.] Hiya, bugaboo~. Sorry~ I need to borrow you for a second. I won't do anything... well.. anything too bad at least~. :) [Sheryl teleports themselevs and Bug back to where Izel is.] (edited)
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Bug is frozen.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 01:16 AM
“Damn, a demon? Well aite anyways...” She put her phone down and get up from her desk “Hey there, little shit! Let’s see where that headband is, hm?” Izel then roughly grabbed Bug by the hair and looked at her for a few seconds “Huh, nothing. What a freak you are.” She then threw Bug to the ground
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:16 AM
(Izel rlly b like:"oh shit. Anyways-")
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She’s still crying, and tries to get away somehow. help this woman
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:20 AM
What's wrong, bugaboo? Demon got your tongue? Oh right! while I'm at it.. you know about 001, right? Well, I hate to be the bearer of news but I killed her. Technically speaking it was twice! Haha~! I revived her. I was the one who made her fall for me. You're just the leftovers that she dated just to feel something. That's just her sin speaking, not her actual feelings. Lust is a bothersome sin... You probably don't mean anything to her anyways. I almost feel bad for you... you're such a sweetheart.... (edited)
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(i mean we can do angel rose right now fuck it)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:21 AM
(SuRE!! ISNT IT LIKE 1AM FOR U THO)
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(it is 1:21)
01:24
Bug is basically crumpled up on the floor right now.. she’s a sobbing mess
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 01:24 AM
“What a poor piece of garbage...”
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:25 AM
(Punching Sheryl irl rn LMFJAJ)
01:25
[666 simply laughs. Snapping occasionally pictures.]
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(idrk how to introduce Rose)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 01:28 AM
“Ugh, honestly your sobbing is just as ugly as your looks..Would you mind if you could stop before I have to resort to making you stop myself, actually, why wait?” Izel then kicks Bug
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bug "rose"
(idrk how to introduce Rose)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:28 AM
(Rose decends from a bright light portal or smth and saves poor bug)
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She stops, as ordered to
01:29
Portal gun noise from the employee lounge… and footsteps. Coming towards the room.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:30 AM
Oh, my~ I wonder who that could be.... [Sheryl is already preparing for fight.]
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:31 AM
louie is no where to be found
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Btw, her demon scythe is now somehow holy. I just like the scythe. The lighting is doin’ the thing where you can see the person but only their silhouette rn “Yo.~”
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 01:32 AM
“Who the fuck is this mercy-looking bitchass..”
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:33 AM
Ah, Rosie. I see that you've gone and went to heaven. Wait, that can't be right.... Hah, wait... don't tell me that you got rejected from heaven? Heaven always rejects sinners.
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Rose is now fully visible, wings and kimono and all “Hey, all.~ I see you’ve been busy~”
01:34
R- Rose…? Bug sits up, teary eyed, and looks towards Rose
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:34 AM
(They kiss
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bug "rose"
Rose is now fully visible, wings and kimono and all “Hey, all.~ I see you’ve been busy~”
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 01:34 AM
“Literally no one isn’t even here, cunt.”
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:35 AM
Awhh~ look at the wittle social reject.... not even hell or heaven wanted you. I genuinely feel sorry for your miserable existence.
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“I feel bad for both of us, sister. At least I’m happy now.” Rose walks towards Bug, taking out her scythe “So, what, you a new little shit? What are you, some kinda sophomore high school slut who’s long past their prime?~ You look like a pack of hotdogs met nuclear fallout, hun.~”
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01:38
(i will never top that insult.)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:39 AM
(I thought she was supposed to be holy
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 01:40 AM
“Pfft, at least I’m not some depressed suicidal emo who wallows around, starving for everyone’s pity.”
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bug "rose"
“I feel bad for both of us, sister. At least I’m happy now.” Rose walks towards Bug, taking out her scythe “So, what, you a new little shit? What are you, some kinda sophomore high school slut who’s long past their prime?~ You look like a pack of hotdogs met nuclear fallout, hun.~”
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:40 AM
I am not your sister, you wannabe saint. I still gave you this chance. I made you this way. If I didn't help you, you'd be nothing. I'll rip those wings off right down to their bone. (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:40 AM
(YOU GUYS ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
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louie (203 & 616)
(I thought she was supposed to be holy
(yeah, and i thought you were supposed to be a manager)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:41 AM
(why everyone’s emoloyee mean as fuck 😭😭😭
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 01:41 AM
june just standin in the corner “no one knows”)
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louie (203 & 616)
(why everyone’s emoloyee mean as fuck 😭😭😭
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:41 AM
(IDK SHERYL JUST KINDA POOFED INTO EXISTENCE HSHEHFHD)
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“I like you, Sherry. You, on the other hand… bite me.” Rose picks up Bug, opening a portal “Now I’m gonna leave before this turns into a Roblox music video. Anything to declare?”
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:42 AM
(?????
01:42
(WHAT
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(peak rp)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:43 AM
(WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES THST MEAN
01:43
(I’m absolutely flabbergasted
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(roblox music videos are known to be dramatic and “cringe” in the way they’re presented as such)
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 01:44 AM
(Rose plays roblox😭
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(i’m referring to basically what is a nine year old’s anime villain fight)
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bug "rose"
“I like you, Sherry. You, on the other hand… bite me.” Rose picks up Bug, opening a portal “Now I’m gonna leave before this turns into a Roblox music video. Anything to declare?”
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:44 AM
Those who kiss the lord's ass can suck it and go to hell. Have a nice life, Rosie. Remember, you would be nothing if it weren't for me. (Wow Sheryl your pride is hella showing through ;;)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 01:44 AM
so fuckable omfg)
uhng 2
tlwHearts 1
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:44 AM
(HEL9SHWHHEHAYQ)
01:45
(LAUGHED IRL)
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And? That’s just a plot point. I would’ve reset anyways. She’s cracking.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:47 AM
[666 just smiles at Rose.] Just know that you took your own life. Every time it was you. Your lust, your desire to be loved..... all of that was you. I simply helped you see the light. All of your important plot points were because of my actions. (edited)
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Rose reaches a hand behind her back, gripping her… her scythe? Where’d it go? “U- uh… T- that was the old me. I’m okay now.”
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 01:56 AM
[666 slowly approaches... Small orbs of fire have started to float around Sheryl.] Oh? So you'll just serve anyone if they ask you to get on your knees? Truly you are a prideless being. No wonder why heaven didn't want you. You fell. Just like lucifer. Once soooo pristine but tainted by your own sins and desires.... Humans never fail to disappointment me. You're another prime example.
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Rose portals away I’m too tired to keep fighting you ya stupid ass pride fucker
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she can never lose an argumenr
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((HAHAAAAAA THATS AN L FOR CHERYL TBH))
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(she can never lose an argument cause she’s too self centered to)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 02:02 AM
[666 reverts back to their human form. The wisps of fire crackling and fizzing out in one loud pop noise.] Coward.
02:02
(God being a bitch is so exhausting LMFAOOO)
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02:02
(Why did I make Sheryl so............)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 02:02 AM
Hot?)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 02:03 AM
(LFBHWHRHSUE💀 )
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 02:03 AM
Desiring, lovely, a asshole but in a lovingly way, a handsome, gorgeous enby demon??? Who knows) You can tell this is how a cope just block out the bad and remember the good👍) (edited)
tlwHearts 1
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Rose heals her Bug T- thank you.. R- rose… Where d- did you go? “It’s a long story… get some sleep, okay, Naomi?” M- mhm.
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Desiring, lovely, a asshole but in a lovingly way, a handsome, gorgeous enby demon??? Who knows) You can tell this is how a cope just block out the bad and remember the good👍) (edited)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 02:07 AM
(Hshsgdhnmgn...... honestly I wanna make a list of sheryl's past "lovers" LOL but so true... they r just evil but they r hot. Ripp)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 14-Jun-22 02:08 AM
curse you for your sexiness to rub off on sheryl..)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 02:09 AM
( 😳 )
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How’d you get rid of the depression, Rose…? “I didn’t. I have a therapist now.” Oh. …you’re kinda my therapist. “..that’s good!” Do you have new powers? Are you a real angel? “Half angel.. yes, I still have powers.” Can I have a hug? Rose and Bug hug :)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 02:12 AM
(WOOOOOO GOOD FOR THEM!!! LIKE YASSS Sheryl is just horrible slay)
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(they are very gay)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 02:12 AM
(They r so cute 😭 😭 )
thistbh 2
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[spooctus is still trying to fix his robe with some spare teal on the vents]
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louie (203 & 616) 14-Jun-22 06:22 PM
louie emerges from the bottomless pit, dusts himself off, and gets back to work
18:24
the battle against glargonox took most of his energy for the day so he went and took a nap at his desk
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(slacker)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 14-Jun-22 10:46 PM
(LOSNJFS)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:23 AM
(ayup
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--- from #employee-lounge ---
05:23
The two enter the large room of boxes and mechanical lifts.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:24 AM
oh my goodness I recognize this place
05:24
I tried to convince some people to explore it with me but no one wanted to
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This is Distribution. Very few people work here, honestly. You should definitely hire some people for the Cargo room. She says as the lift comes down to the platform. My office, however... Is over there. She points across the gap, to the high ledge receded in the wall.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:26 AM
that’s amazing wow the change of scenery from hallway after hallway of the same thing is really blowing Louie’s mind
05:26
this place is amazing
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Well, come along then. She says, stepping onto the lift.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:28 AM
he gets a glimmer in his eye oooooo
05:28
Gladly
05:28
he follows her onto the lift
05:28
(wanna roll for derailment?
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(maybe on the way back)
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05:29
(keep it clean going there)
05:30
she giggled as the lift started, careening across the room slowly as it took them to the other ledge. Oooh, i always liked this thing! Made me feel all special and stuff that i have my own elevator In its own special way! (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:30 AM
man I want my own elevator
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Aren't you taking the Boss position?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:30 AM
Just management
05:31
I actually helped overthrow the old boss
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Ah... Well, technically you shouldn't be seeing this but since we're already here, i want to give you a few precursory statements.
05:32
You can't tell people about my job, and you can't put cameras up in this area. People aren't really supposed to know about my office because its... Kinda dangerous? Eh... That's what the Bosses have said at least.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:33 AM
the thing I said earlier about the cameras is a lie anyway
05:33
I destroyed the ones in the mens bathrooms
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Either way, I say this because I'm going to tell you about my real job. She says forebodingly, bowing her head for a moment.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:34 AM
he was hanging onto her every word
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the lift stops and she steps off, walking down the path into the next room and hanging a left to an unmarked door at the very end of the vaulted-ceiling equipment storage. (edited)
05:35
she stops in front of it.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:35 AM
woahhh
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This... Is my office. And i... I am more than an eye watching for anomalies.
05:36
...I am the anomaly.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:36 AM
cool
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I work directly with the Narrator to make sure my influence is not leaking.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:37 AM
who?
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Oh, well. That's a story for another day then.
05:37
she says dismissively.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:38 AM
louie doesn’t really question it
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Irregardless... I am the one thing standing between normality and utter chaos beyond mortal comprehension.
05:38
At least, i am while i appear to you as i do now.
05:39
she motions to her mask, then her wrists, and finally her feet.
05:39
If it were not for these, I don't think I'd be so pleasant and cordial.
05:39
I don't think I'd even be me still.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:39 AM
then keep them on please
05:40
I don’t want a werewolf situation on my hands
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Ohoho... You'd wish it were a werewolf.
05:40
she says, not really threatening him, but just being ominous by fault of her Personality.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:41 AM
not that worried about it. You know I’ve died a total of 3 times before?
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It's Curious how you have no recollection of me then...
05:42
But that's neither here nor there.
05:42
My job is simple: Exist.
05:43
Keep these "Restraints" on for the sake of Everyone's well being, including my own.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:43 AM
you need me to do that right now??
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No, i mean myself, dummy! She giggles like a kid.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:45 AM
you phrased that like a question don’t giggle at that louie is a little embarrassed (edited)
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Anyway, as i was saying... Even with these on, Leaks still occur in the form of Non-Euclidean Geometry.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:45 AM
Is that like when I randomly show up places
05:46
or fall through the floor
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That's part of it, yes. Other things include looping hallways, impossible paths, extra doors and halls appearing and disappearing...
05:47
We've tried to amend the results, but the leaks keep coming back.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:48 AM
it’s ok I think some of the employees are keeping tally and taking shots for each “leak”
05:48
we have fun here
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well, that's good. Not much else i could do to stop them other than report it and wait for the response, heh.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:49 AM
I think they’re fun
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Anyways... She scans her gloved hand on the lockpad and the door hisses. Shall we go into my office? (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:50 AM
lead the way
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she walks inside. The room is suprisingly dark, save for one lone lightbulb suspended in the center of the room and the glow of her oddly advanced computers. (My HC is that her computers resemble that of the HL2 mod's computers) (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:52 AM
This is a big office for someone who’s only job is to exist
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F××k it, this is her office)
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05:54
It's big for a reason. She taps her shackles.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:55 AM
oh my goodness gracious
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The computers and stuff are how i so quickly monitor the entire office for leak anomalies.
05:56
...they're Also for playing flash games and TF2.
05:57
she says, sheepishly admitting to her slacky nature.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:57 AM
(Wait is she unshackled rn
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:57 AM
(ok !
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(if she was you'd be in serious danger)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:58 AM
nice setup
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(if Louie's REALLY curious enough to put his head on the line he can ask to see.)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 05:58 AM
(Hmmmm sure
05:59
hey I know you said it would be dangerous to take of the mask and such
05:59
But I can always reset
05:59
if you don’t mind I am quite curious
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... Are you sure you want to see Omega?
05:59
she asks worriedly.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:00 AM
what do I have to lose
06:00
louie checks his pockets
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she sighs. Alright... I suggest standing near the door.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:00 AM
wait hold on let me eat this candy bar
06:00
Don’t wanna lose it when I probably die (edited)
06:00
Want some?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:01 AM
more for me he eats the whole thing in two massive bites and coughs a bit
06:01
all ready!
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she clicks a button on her shackles that only come out in this room. They fall off as her mask and shoes split in two. Suddenly the building shakes as an ominous klaxon alarm starts blaring through the entire office. ( https://youtu.be/4Ze3jeze0tI )
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:03 AM
(16 or higher and he lives
06:03
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 7
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:03 AM
(well
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(whelp!)
06:03
(lemme continue this then, also play that audio during this)
06:03
(the alarm is in that)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:04 AM
(It’s 6 am
06:04
(in the kindest way possible hell no
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the light in her room flickers as Narrative Contradiction takes over, Everything that isn't an NPC going to sh×t in a matter of seconds as it rapidly starts spreading through the facility.
06:06
she grows to an enormous size in a glitchy cloud, of which dissapates as she stares down at him. Black corrosive substances drip from every crack on her body.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:06 AM
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oh yeah those extra arms show up too.
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Zara
oh yeah those extra arms show up too.
louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:06 AM
he appreciates this
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(best way i can explain those arms is Death Itself from cliffside)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:07 AM
(it’s fine you don’t gotta explain
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:07 AM
(I don’t even have an explanation for Louie’s arms loul
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The light in her room, as well as the other lights throughout the place, all turn into red siren lights.
06:08
all windows mechanically shut.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:08 AM
hi?
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17 emits an ear-splitting rend of guttural noise as she grabs him by his body and busts through the wall, standing up to her enormous true height.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:10 AM
besties?
06:10
please don’t kill me Again
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:10 AM
(WHEEZE)
06:11
(Louie: “Hi wanna be friends?” :D Omega: FUCKING DESTROYS THE LAD)
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(Oh hi! Don't mind me just causing a 17-Omega scenario because Louie was curious lmao) she grips him tighter, the black substance from her hands drilling into his sides like an angry parasite.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:11 AM
owwwwwwwwwwewwww
06:11
oooowwwwwkwoewowoeokeekekekkwkeekekeke
06:12
kekeeekeekekekekekekekerkekkekekee
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:12 AM
(Oh god should I even make Ted involved-) (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:12 AM
louie starts foaming from the mouth
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(I'd suggest waiting until Louie resets LMAO)
thistbh 1
06:13
(we do Not want 17 to go rampaging this early----)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:13 AM
(Can I kill him now
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(i got it hon)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:13 AM
(Alright then time to see Louie fucking die a second time. Grabs popcorn)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:13 AM
(👍
06:13
(This is 4
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she holds him up to her void of a face, staring into his tortured soul with her white eye before letting out another of those roars. This one turned Louie's already decaying body into a victim of NTCD before she f××king SLAMS him across the Distribution center, all the way through the glass and into the wall behind it - next to the door they came in from earlier.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:15 AM
ow
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:15 AM
(OH YEAH HE’S FUCKING DEAD-)
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("This ain't Hittin! YEET")
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06:17
she steps up to the ledge, looking down at his narratively broken, bloodied, and decaying body.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:17 AM
(ARE YOU DRawing THESE REAL TIME?????
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(no i had that on me)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:17 AM
(No- that photo was in the server.)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:17 AM
(I was gonna lose my shit
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:17 AM
(I saw it.)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:18 AM
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 18
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:18 AM
(oh fuck wait..)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:18 AM
reset.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:18 AM
(WAIT.)
06:18
(Didn’t we agree on…. 15 or lower is a reset and 16+ isnt-)
06:19
(Or-)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:19 AM
(No
06:19
(I never agreed to that
06:19
(I got a good roll
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:19 AM
(Welp I guess it only was in my favor-)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:19 AM
(So the thing I wanted happened
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:19 AM
(Okieokie.)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:19 AM
louie is back at his new management desk, good as new. However, dying still makes you feel like shit.
06:20
oouuuuggggggg my back Jesus Christ
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17-Δ was active again, but she would still very much remember what happened. She was in her office, casually playing Boson X on her overly techy computer.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:21 AM
Ted was fixing a computer in the 500 wing, humming to himself
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Delta decided to continue with her plan of meeting the fresher crew, as the old Employees she's familiar with probably aren't around.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:23 AM
louie decided to get himself another coffee
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so she indeed got up and headed down the lift, taking the shortest route to the 500 wing she knew of - which was any route, seeing as she could practically bend the hallways for herself.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:25 AM
434 then banged his head hard under the desk of 530 as he got up from under the desk, mumbling and cursing in Italian
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Delta would hear this in confusion as she entered the common area of the 500 wing. Hello? Is... Is anyone working here today? She called out. (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:26 AM
on his way back out of the lounge, louie ran back into delta
06:27
gmorning
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:27 AM
434 was rubbing his head, still continuing to mumble to himself, reacting slowly to the two voices he hears in the hall
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he probably got there because of her hallway bending lmao. Ah... Hello again, Louie. I'm just looking about as i heard a voice in the area!
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:28 AM
(I just had a wonderful Ted moment. Oh yeah I’m doing it.)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:28 AM
well that was
06:28
an experience
06:28
don’t really know what I expected so I can’t be mad
06:29
just tired he says as he takes a sip of his coffee
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17 simply pats him on the head silently.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:29 AM
ah what are you doing
06:29
he is not used to people being this much taller than him
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:29 AM
Ted then realized he knew one of the voices, Louie. 434 then popped up Louie- 434 then began to run towards the voices LOUIIIEEEEEEEE!!!! Oh no this man is literally running at Louie at like 50 MPH
06:29
(WHEEEZE-)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:30 AM
(roll for collision
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:30 AM
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 9
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:30 AM
Ted fucking trips on the carpet while getting there
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:30 AM
huh?
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:30 AM
(Yeah that bonk on the head really did something xD)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:30 AM
his eyes light up teddyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comforting youu-Ooooh my god, are you okay?! 17 runs up to Ted, standing over them before putting a hand down and kneeling to help them up.
06:31
(the giant woman gives assistance)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:31 AM
louie tires to help but is bodyblocked by 017
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:31 AM
I..I’m fi- 434 then looked up at 17 0-0
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:31 AM
he is slightly miffed about it but nothing considerable
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:32 AM
(Louie: “Thisbitch-“)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:32 AM
teddy this is delta
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:33 AM
Ted just looked at Louie, then back at 17, back and forth You.. didn’t tell me there were people bigger then me..! 434 then just looked at Louie I thought I was the biggest one here..!
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:34 AM
I did too
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she gently ushers her hand. I can help you up if you'd like.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:35 AM
(I didn’t mean it like that bro💀😭
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:35 AM
(Wh-)
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(he said "i did too" in regards to statement 2)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:35 AM
(I’m like half fuckingaslepegjspwtj-)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:35 AM
(Like “I also thought you were the biggest”
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:36 AM
(O h.)
06:36
(Tired fucking brain)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:36 AM
(uhng
06:36
(I get it
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(poke the tired brain)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:36 AM
(with a stick!
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(me who is tired but still somehow functions mostly fine)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:37 AM
(I blame your rp for keeping me up past the early morning hours
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Zara
she gently ushers her hand. I can help you up if you'd like.
Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:37 AM
Oh it’s fine..! Uh… Delta! 434 then got up A little trip doesn’t stop me! He then chuckled, fixing his ponytail (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:37 AM
(I got zero sleep
06:37
(/lh
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She stands back up herself, clasping her gloved hands together. That's good! I'm glad you're okay. As Louie said, you can call me Delta. 17 also works.
06:39
(guys I'm sorry but I'm going to fall asleep soon)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:39 AM
(Go sleep-)
06:39
(You need it-)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:39 AM
(sleep now
06:39
(or else
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(i... Weh)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:39 AM
(I know people.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:39 AM
(Sleeeeeppp!!!)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:39 AM
(do it now
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(see you probably at 4 in the afternoon)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:40 AM
(ok!!!
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(i would like to continue this when i wake up)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:40 AM
(From where it is now or do you mind if we keep going?
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(from where it is, if that's possible. If not i can make a temporary Exit)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 06:42 AM
(I can wait yoy good
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(oke bai until i wake up)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 06:44 AM
(I can waitz.)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 10:52 AM
(Back reading this is funny louie instigated an omega scenario looool)
10:53
(Good job Louie you've died like... how many times already? We stan that)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:39 AM
(4)
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Zara
She stands back up herself, clasping her gloved hands together. That's good! I'm glad you're okay. As Louie said, you can call me Delta. 17 also works.
@louie (203 & 616) @Rika Sakura i have slept and am now ready)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:16 PM
(I’m just having a happy stroke right now since Magic made Ted-)
14:16
(Anqlfuv102($-)
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(I'm trying to see if they wanna do the mask baby)
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Zara
She stands back up herself, clasping her gloved hands together. That's good! I'm glad you're okay. As Louie said, you can call me Delta. 17 also works.
Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:18 PM
I’m Ted..! People either call me Ted, Teddy.. or 434! 434 was going to go off on all of the Nicknames Monika gave him but he stopped himself from naming all of them, only stopping at Teddy
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Ted, huh? If you don't mind me asking, how long have you worked here?
14:19
she says, tilting her head slightly at the end of her question.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:21 PM
434 blinked How… long? 434’s memory is…. very simple.. he probably forgot how long he’s been working here for… for a while now, he then looked down, thinking How… long…. 434 began to struggle slightly with thinking of it …. 434 gave up after about 2 hard minutes of thinking I’m not exactly sure!
14:22
But this one person named Kel sort of put me under “New Employee”.. so I should be new? But I don’t feel new… 434 thought before shrugging
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Hey, It's fine. We've all had those days. Like Louie here, he called me a new employee before we formally met! She chuckles.
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:23 PM
Hi everybody, is it just me or is gravity working less today? actually it's probably nothing
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(you has the boss Character?)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:24 PM
(hold on fellas
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:24 PM
(I do, I was indeed the person that threw the old boss out the window)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 02:24 PM
(Yes shiny was the new boss LOL after old boss got thrown outta window)
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(oke so you're the person i need to traumatize with 17-Delta's actual job /hj)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 02:25 PM
(OOP-)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:25 PM
(hi hi hi i ready!!
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Zara
Hey, It's fine. We've all had those days. Like Louie here, he called me a new employee before we formally met! She chuckles.
Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:26 PM
He.. calls everyone that! 434 chuckled (edited)
14:26
Soon as he saw me he called me that too!
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:26 PM
louie smiles
14:26
ayes
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Huh, how interesting.... Also, Gravity? She says, turning to the Boss. Seems normal to me.
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:27 PM
Oh.. 17 It's- uh, rare to see you out of the office.
14:27
At least from what I've read, which isn't much because most documents on you are redacted.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:27 PM
for good reason
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:27 PM
Well I suppose its not too off from normal
14:27
I feel like things are falling slower than usual though
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:27 PM
lets find out
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:28 PM
434 went to go test something, grabbing a pencil, dropping it
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:28 PM
louie attempts a backflip
14:28
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 18
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:28 PM
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 7
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louie (203 & 616)
lets find out
("Let's find out" f××king pushes someone out the window)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:28 PM
he does a double backflip which makes him incredibly dizzy as he was only going for one
14:28
he nearly vomits
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:29 PM
huh
14:29
cool double backflip
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:29 PM
._. The pencil just fell like normal
14:29
Is- is it just people-?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:29 PM
maybe
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:29 PM
Ted then tried jumping
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17 applauds Louie's backflip.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:29 PM
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 20
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:29 PM
No I think it is just inconsistent gravity actually
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:29 PM
(OH NO POOR TED XDD)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:29 PM
(uh oh
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:30 PM
The man literally floated into the ceiling 0-0
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(ted just rockets through the roof tom and Jerry style) (edited)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:30 PM
Classic constant of gravity turning into variable of gravity
14:30
amirite?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:30 PM
he'll be fine
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:30 PM
He then realized he’s “flying” .o.
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:30 PM
(you know what im rolling a d100 for how much of the bosses gravity remains: 100 is normal gravity, 1 is no gravity)
14:30
?roll d100
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@Shinyquarks You rolled 86
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:31 PM
(slighty lighter than usual)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:31 PM
is he coming back down at all?
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:31 PM
Annnndd now he’s floating around, giggling and chuckling to himself like a literal child
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:31 PM
Im not sure
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Ah... May be another Anomaly from my "Leaks."
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:31 PM
you should come around more often this stuff is sick (edited)
14:31
he's literally flying
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:32 PM
I CAN FINALLY FLY!!!!
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:32 PM
For how long?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:32 PM
(i cant type so soryr that made zero sense
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:33 PM
I FINALLY HAVE A SUPER POWER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! :D 434 literally started to do push ups on the fucking ceiling
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These sorts of things typically last until i can get them called into my... Associates.... And have them reverted.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:33 PM
go! go! go! go! go! go!
14:33
louie is pumping his fists at ted
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:33 PM
(WHEEZE THE GYM BOY IS JUST DOING PUSH UPS XDDD)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:34 PM
(im cryign
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she turns around in shock, shaking her fists up and down in a cheering motion the same way Louie is. Yeaaaaaa!!! Push-Downs!
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:34 PM
YOO
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:34 PM
(the whole office is cheering him on i cant
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:34 PM
434 fucking did 100 push.. downs? On the ceiling
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:34 PM
(434 will never fly (434 flies (spits out cereal
😭 2
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:35 PM
i wanna try!!!!!!!!!
14:35
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 8
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:35 PM
(434 literally wanted to fly ever since he was little since he loves butterflies-)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:35 PM
louie jumps up hoping to fly but lands right back on his ass
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:35 PM
(This is amazing for the lad)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:35 PM
hnnnnggggggg
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:35 PM
Louie
14:35
look
14:35
its easy
14:36
you just gotta believe!
14:36
?roll d20
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@Shinyquarks You rolled 15
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:36 PM
dont give me that
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:36 PM
(WHEEZE-)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:36 PM
starts floating
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:36 PM
(The boss is ascending.)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:36 PM
see?
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See? Anything's possible when you mix in a little fun and chaos!
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:36 PM
Gravity is a harness.
14:36
I have harnessed the harness
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:36 PM
i believed!!!!! this is broken
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Rika Sakura
(The boss is ascending.)
(deep ominous choir)
CLAPCLAPCLAP 1
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:37 PM
Didnt believe enough lol
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:37 PM
can you pull me up
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:37 PM
no
14:37
youre management
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:37 PM
louie is sad
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:37 PM
cant you even manage flying?
14:37
smh smh
14:37
the boss lands again, the floating is over
14:37
oh
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:37 PM
you cant even manage not discombobulating for one day i dont wanna hear it
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Incoming 434 meteor
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louie (203 & 616)
you cant even manage not discombobulating for one day i dont wanna hear it
Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:38 PM
WHY
14:38
I NEVER
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:38 PM
i have had to microwave you back more times than i can count
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louie (203 & 616)
i have had to microwave you back more times than i can count
Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:38 PM
I think you had to microwave me back like 3 times
14:38
what are you? valve?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:39 PM
(DAWG 😭
14:39
( if louie knew what that meant hed be utterly devestated) (edited)
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17 stands there, unsure of where this conversation has gone.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:40 PM
(also my hc is that the employees keep living their lives when we are offline so thats why i introduce louie after a big specatcle when starting rp sometimes
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:40 PM
434 is just doing exorcises on the fucking ceiling cause he can
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:40 PM
the boss takes out a notepad and starts writing things down while looking at 17
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:41 PM
ted try lifting me up and doing curls (edited)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:42 PM
Oh okay! 434 just grabs onto Louie, trying to pick him up
14:42
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 18
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:42 PM
(yippee!!!!!!!!
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:42 PM
(YAYYY LOUIE CAN FLY)
14:42
434 began to use Louie and doing curls
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:43 PM
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Delta notices this notepad, raising a finger in exposition. You know, if you're interested in anything about me, i don't mind telling you. I assume you are the boss figure around here now, yeah? (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:43 PM
oooo can you take it up and down the hallway teddy?
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Zara
Delta notices this notepad, raising a finger in exposition. You know, if you're interested in anything about me, i don't mind telling you. I assume you are the boss figure around here now, yeah? (edited)
Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:43 PM
Indeed I am
14:44
I might be missing some info due to some unusual circumstances involving my promotion, though.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:44 PM
.o.! Yeah sure!! 434 then began to walk on the ceiling, carrying him on his back like a piggy back ride
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:44 PM
(unusual yea
14:44
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM FLYING
14:44
WOOOOOOOOO
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:44 PM
(WHEEZE-)
14:45
434 began to chuckle to himself, giggling due to Louie’s reactions
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:45 PM
What I'm saying is that I did a hostile takeover and threw the old boss out a window. I was assisted by a manager though so I'd say its pretty official
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 02:45 PM
[In their secluded office, Florence looks up from their paperwork momentarily. They squint. Something weird is happening somewhere up there. They consider investigating...]
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:45 PM
(UPSIDE DOWN PIGGY BACK RIDE HELL YEAAHHHH-)
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Well in that case, Ask away. I will be happy to fill you in on any missing details you may have. She says politely, clasping her hands together.
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:46 PM
so what does NTCD even stand for? (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:46 PM
louie is absolutely having the time of his life
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It's simple: NTCD stands for Narrative Contradiction.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:47 PM
Both Louie and Ted go off on an upside down adventure
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 02:47 PM
(Louie and Ted wholesome bonding awgegh ❤️ "are humans really this excited about 0 gravity?" - Sheryl, a literal demon who can TELEPORT and has wings to fly. Privileged asshole lmfao)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:47 PM
I only figured out the contradiction part to be honest, I hate acronyms which use two letters of a word
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(Louie and Ted wholesome bonding awgegh ❤️ "are humans really this excited about 0 gravity?" - Sheryl, a literal demon who can TELEPORT and has wings to fly. Privileged asshole lmfao)
Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:48 PM
(Sheryl is so privileged I hope she gets reality anchored
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:48 PM
(offtopic but 💀
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 02:48 PM
Ted then had an idea, going to the lounge upside down
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Shinyquarks
(Sheryl is so privileged I hope she gets reality anchored
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 02:49 PM
(FR pride demons are the worst. /lh)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:49 PM
Oh right, so is there anything extra unusual about your mug?
14:49
Do you drink motor oil?
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14:50
disregard that question about drinking motor oil I was just reminded of another employee
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Oh, That old thi- she double takes. Motor oil?! She cant help but laugh because of how random it seemed. Pffthhwhwhaaat?! (edited)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:50 PM
Some people consider it quite delicious, even if they don't? have motors
14:50
probably has no motors
14:50
hopefully
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 02:51 PM
(someone probably has a motor knowing this office bro
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Well.... She clasps her hands together. I don't drink anything other than typical coffee. That black stuff on it is from my face under the mask.
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:52 PM
Oh! Is the black stuff safe to drink or is it the pure essence of chaos or something
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It will essentially bore a hole through anything and anyone because of its corrosive nature. It's a miracle my favorite mug is intact!
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:53 PM
Indeed it is
14:54
Have you ever drunken the fluid?
14:54
If so: what does it taste like? (edited)
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It tends to mix with the coffee from my cup. Best way i can describe it is... Kinda cream-ish.
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:55 PM
Im trying to weigh my options on suffering a painful death from getting my insides corroded and tasting it
14:55
or just living
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Iiii don't think you should try it, honestly. Please, spare yourself the mouth-foaming agony.
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:56 PM
Well, I do sometimes, occasionally how do I say this..
14:56
melt?
14:56
So I'm sure it can't be that bad
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she puts a hand on the Boss' shoulder. It is. Last person to endure it longer than 10 seconds asked me to mercy kill them with a pencil.
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 02:59 PM
did that person describe how it tasted to them?
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Honestly, it's a miracle i could understand "kill me" with how destroyed their mouth was.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:00 PM
Ted came back from the lounge still carrying Louie
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:00 PM
Okay you know
15:00
I'm just getting more curious
15:00
Give me a sip of that (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:01 PM
look at me!!! does the jerma thing without knowing it
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Ooo! I wonder where they're going....
15:01
she says, easily distracted by the fun.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:02 PM
Cue adventure line music while Ted and Louie go off somewhere
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(may i pop in?)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:02 PM
(of course)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:03 PM
Wait which wing are we going to Louie? .o.?
15:03
He paused
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:03 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
15:03
louie falls down finally
15:03
awwwwwwwwwww
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:03 PM
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:03 PM
I hear the red wing is a good location
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:03 PM
Record scratch to the adventure line theme song
15:03
Ted looked “up” at Louie Awww.. maannn… ;-;
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 03:04 PM
(FLORENCE IS IN FOR A TREAT)
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Rika Sakura
Record scratch to the adventure line theme song
Take a look at that fern.)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:04 PM
The red wing is really good actually
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:04 PM
louie looked back up at ted looking like
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:04 PM
I hear the carpets are uhh... very friendly to people who have unusual gravity?
15:05
Really its the best wing to go
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louie (203 & 616)
louie looked back up at ted looking like
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:05 PM
434 then reached his big paw like hands at Louie, trying to reach him
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Bug jolts awake at her desk, almost falling over in her chair
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:05 PM
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 5
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:05 PM
NOOOO HE CANT REACH LOUIE-
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:05 PM
everything is terrible now
15:05
he buries his head in his arms
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bug "rose"
Bug jolts awake at her desk, almost falling over in her chair
Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:05 PM
Sleeping at work again I see..
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
;-;… 434 began to tear up like a literal child
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
walks in with two cakes hi
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
[Florence is dutifully filing paperwork when they hear muffled music in the distance, just barely audible. They look up. They squint. What is going on.]
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
AYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
Wait why are you guys crying again?
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Rika Sakura
;-;… 434 began to tear up like a literal child
MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
OH NO TEDDY- ARE YOU OK?
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
Just go to any wing you want
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
its good we got cake now!!!!!
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
Louie you have the master key, right?
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
drops her cakes and runs over
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
just go anywhere you want???
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
Monika walks in to Ted on the ceiling
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
I am confused at the problem here
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
huh?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
the problem is that i cant fly there
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:06 PM
ted?
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
Ted is fucking floating and walking on the ceiling
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louie (203 & 616)
the problem is that i cant fly there
Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
why not?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
BECAUSE I CANT FLY????\
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
The gravity is wrong Moni..!
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
i mean
15:07
thats normal
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
oh shed draw a sigil with blood
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
Oh sure you can
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
?roll d20
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@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 10
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
whuh
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
tries to push Louie into the air
15:07
?roll d20
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@Shinyquarks You rolled 12
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
she floats slightly
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
Oh..
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
I’m floating- Ted saw the sigil
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
Well
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
0-0 Ted began to back up
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
hey, whats wrong?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
hey!!!!!
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:07 PM
I suppose you can't.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:08 PM
thats a little
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:08 PM
Guess you just aren't believing enough
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:08 PM
look louie has just enough space to pass his fingers beneath his feet
15:08
im gonna strangle you
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Rika Sakura
0-0 Ted began to back up
MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:08 PM
teddy whats wrong?
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:08 PM
not if I can escape
15:08
jumps
15:08
?roll d20
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@Shinyquarks You rolled 8
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:08 PM
(l
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:08 PM
EIGHT
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:08 PM
louie zooms after him with incredible speed
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:08 PM
0-0?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:09 PM
i kid i kid
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:09 PM
ted?
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:09 PM
(the boss falls onto the floor, he could not float)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:09 PM
i would not strangle you
15:09
i dont think i could strangle you
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:09 PM
ohhhh its the sigil isnt it, yeah teddy, im ok
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:09 PM
you'd goopify
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:09 PM
i ont hurt you
15:09
it only works wiith your own blood
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:09 PM
are you trying to get him down?
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(SH×T I MISSED ACTIONS)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:10 PM
no?
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(never mind)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:10 PM
( :(
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:10 PM
Soon as Ted heard Louie say that he went into a panic Noooo! I don’t wanna get dowwnnn!
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:10 PM
i wont get you down teddy
15:10
i dontm know how
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:11 PM
Look teddy its easy
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Delta notices the fishy lady, putting her hands to her mask in suprise. GASP IT'S SO TINNYYYYYYYYYYY!!!~
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:11 PM
louie stats floating around like a little kid on a hoverboard
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:11 PM
clearly you are flying in circumstances you would not usually fly in
15:11
so you just need to get into circumstances you WOULD fly in
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Zara
Delta notices the fishy lady, putting her hands to her mask in suprise. GASP IT'S SO TINNYYYYYYYYYYY!!!~
MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:11 PM
hey, i know im small but im busy here
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:11 PM
and then you stop flying
15:11
maybe you can ask 809 to cast a flying spell on you
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:12 PM
id need your blood tho
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:12 PM
My dude is already on the ceiling, he didn’t fall down-
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:12 PM
(ik
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:12 PM
(Telling the boss that xD)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:12 PM
Ted can we get some of your blood?
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:12 PM
WH-
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:12 PM
no
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:12 PM
(I know he is on the ceiling)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:12 PM
hes already floating
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:12 PM
434 began to back up
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:13 PM
ted they wont get your blood
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:13 PM
No but if we cast a flying spell on him maybe he stops floating?
15:13
thats how it works im pretty sure
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:13 PM
louie is just off in his own little world, floating 5 inches off the ground
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:13 PM
he doesnt want down rn
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:13 PM
Ted do you want down rn?
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:13 PM
…N..noooo!
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:13 PM
dont take his blood please....
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:13 PM
okay, so what about your.. work productivity
15:14
how are you gonna get work done like that?
15:14
hmmmm...?
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:14 PM
Ted just.. turns himself right side up Like this-?
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:14 PM
Okay but what about your paperwork and desk and monitor
15:14
are you just expecting it to fly with you?
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So, uh, Bug just woke up from a nightmare, fell over, and is going to have a Fucking panic attack
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:15 PM
i can make em
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:15 PM
oh okay
15:15
do you need the desks blood?
15:15
OH 424! are you okay??
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Wait desks have blood-
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:15 PM
434 blinks I.. don’t get paperwork… or… a monitor..
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Zara
Wait desks have blood-
Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:15 PM
maybe
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:15 PM
what?
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Shinyquarks
do you need the desks blood?
MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:15 PM
no, inanimate objects dont matter\
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:15 PM
oh okay
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:16 PM
louie snaps back to reality upon hearing that
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Hhf.. f- fuck.. w- what?!
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:16 PM
424 snap out of it
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:16 PM
the desks have blood??????
15:16
excuse me??????
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:16 PM
what do you mean?
15:16
desks dont have blood
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:16 PM
Wait- DESKS HAVE BLOOD?! .o.
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:16 PM
well normal desks dont
15:16
Most desks dont have blood
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:16 PM
MOST?????????
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:16 PM
so
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N- need.. nnhfff… Bug has.. passed out.
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:17 PM
OH GOD
15:17
someone call a doctor
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:17 PM
i got this
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Oh god, what happened?!
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:17 PM
take her to the infirmary
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:17 PM
drops down
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:17 PM
I dont have any first aid kits on me!
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:18 PM
shed examine 424
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:18 PM
Only: an entire set of wine glasses, a gun, two ouija boards, a book on the art of trolling and a bible
15:18
all in my suit
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 03:18 PM
??? 434 blinked, confused with the whole 424 and passing out
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:18 PM
oh so you're a troll
15:18
that makes sense
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(you’ve heard of saving dick with CPR, now try saving a person with it)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:19 PM
I am not
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:19 PM
(YES
15:19
(YES
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(b r u h)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:19 PM
(skull emoji
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:19 PM
(I GET THE JOKE
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:19 PM
i took the book from the old bosses bookshelf okay?
15:19
it has someone useful ways to negate the laws of physics
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:19 PM
why would a troll want that
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:20 PM
uh..
15:20
different kind of troll
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:20 PM
like a goblin?
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:20 PM
huh... can someone do cpr?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:20 PM
I CAN!!!!!!
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I cannot.
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:20 PM
do it
15:20
i cant, gills make it hard
15:21
louie, perform cpr on 424
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:21 PM
Yeah, I can do CPR
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:21 PM
louie immediately starts giving cpr which is incredibly effective due to having two sets of hands on the job
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:21 PM
Cool Pie Ratings
15:21
puts on sunglasses
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:21 PM
(the only way it fails is with a 2 or a 1
15:21
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 4
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:21 PM
bug is recessitated
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:21 PM
(wait how do more hands help with cpr)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:22 PM
(more pressure
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:22 PM
(idk they probably do
15:22
(yea that
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(more compression zone- yah)
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hhHHAAaAAGHH F- fuck fuck fuck fuck what
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:23 PM
bug this is one of your co-workers
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:23 PM
oh bug is alive again
15:23
productivity restored question mark?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 03:23 PM
(Bug literally almost dying everytime anything happens is slightly amusing)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:24 PM
(tbh
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Delta walks over, seeing the smol. ....you're tiny....
15:24
she then - without hesitation - picks her up off the ground, holding her out from her. I Iove tinies! (edited)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:25 PM
(isnt bug a girl)
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(uh, yeah, that)
15:25
(my bad)
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aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:25 PM
louie cant help but laugh
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Hey heyyyy, Stop screaming! It's okay, I'm not scary!
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:26 PM
(bug face reveal???? /hj)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:26 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAA)
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(p much lol)
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Bug just woke up from a fucking nightmare and almost had a panic attack and passed out and is now being held by some slenderman milf she’s never met so do you understand how scared and confused she’d be
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:27 PM
(yup
15:27
(SLENDERMAN MILF
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(WHY ARE YOU NOT WRONG)
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15:28
Heyyyy... It's okaaaaaay.... She sets bug down on her feet.
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:30 PM
(wait since delta only has one hole in her mask does she have no depth perception)
15:30
(demoman tf2)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:30 PM
(mood
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:30 PM
(eldritch cyclop) (edited)
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(she legitimately only has one "visible" eye)
15:30
(the other is a shadow hand from hell) (edited)
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Bug frantically looks for her inhaler and butterscotch, using the first, then having the second, and she calms down Ffffuck… someone hff explain hff please
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:31 PM
Uh
15:31
well have you ever heard of SCP? (edited)
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Explain what? Me?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:31 PM
no
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:32 PM
i wasnt talking to you louie.
15:32
anyways basically this is Employee 17
15:32
17 this is employee 424
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:32 PM
they like to pick up short people like us
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señor fbi
Click to see attachment 🖼️
louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:32 PM
(this sound eeffect
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I’m tall, t- though?
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:33 PM
youre 4'11
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(no, bug, you aren’t)
15:33
That’s kinda tall.
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:33 PM
no its really not
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:33 PM
Its really quite small
15:33
But hey i think thats still taller than stanley?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:33 PM
bug you are very tiny he says with a big smirk
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:33 PM
let me check the database
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…okay, four arm.
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Delta tilts her head. I thought 6 feet was tall. But then i remembered I'm 7'2"....
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:34 PM
this is an advantage
15:34
okay
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:34 PM
Right, stanley is 4'6
15:34
(canon btw)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:34 PM
HE IS?
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:34 PM
(thats his actual height)
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bug "rose"
…okay, four arm.
(louie EXPLODES ‼️ )
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:34 PM
i never noticed
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(not cannon)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:34 PM
yeah he really looks better right
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señor fbi
(louie EXPLODES ‼️ )
louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:34 PM
(bwermp sfx)
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:34 PM
*bigger
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(STANLEY LOOKS WAY TALLER WTF)
15:35
(ABSOLUTE MANLET)
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(stanley is toddler sized)
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Delta looks to the Boss in shock. Stanley's only 4'6"?!
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:36 PM
Yeah
15:36
He really puffs out his chest huh?
15:36
Makes him look so big
15:37
Well to be precise he is 1.37799 meters tall
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:37 PM
you measured him?
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:37 PM
yes
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:37 PM
when
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Bug sits on the floor, antennae twitching
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 03:38 PM
Yesterday??
15:38
Oh right bug how did you get those antennae anyways, were you just born that way?
15:39
Cause I think they're really cute
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:39 PM
louie doesnt respond
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Huhm... Delta is taken aback by the development of smol stanley before turning back to Bug and squatting down to her.
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T- thanks! I was made this way, I guess..
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:40 PM
for the record i think they are very nice
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You should see my mom, she’s a ladybug.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:40 PM
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING OH MY GOODNESS
15:40
do you have pictures??
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(# first one of my ocs to ever actually have parents)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:41 PM
hey hold on
15:41
if your mom is ladybug doesnt she also have extra arms?
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bug "rose"
You should see my mom, she’s a ladybug.
MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:42 PM
wait.... is your dad..?
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My dad’s a bug too!
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 03:43 PM
oh whew (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:44 PM
im just trying to figure out why you were being mean about my arms cause from what you said it seems like you should be used to it
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She puts a hand out to Bug. You can call me Delta. 17 works too. And uh... Sorry for spookin' ya!...
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Sorry if I forget your name, I don’t remember some things very well..
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louie (203 & 616)
im just trying to figure out why you were being mean about my arms cause from what you said it seems like you should be used to it
(she does not remember your name)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:45 PM
(o i thought you were talking to delta
15:45
ah thats okay
15:45
im louie
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• H •)
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(brb)
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(back)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 03:57 PM
(yipee
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bug "rose"
Sorry if I forget your name, I don’t remember some things very well..
(yey, now uh who was this towards
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(u)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 04:07 PM
(IT WAS?
16:07
(mgnfmgndfgmndf
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Oh that's fine - if you do, just refer to this handy lil' thing right here! She points to the roman numerals inscribed on her jacket. (edited)
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Zara
Oh that's fine - if you do, just refer to this handy lil' thing right here! She points to the roman numerals inscribed on her jacket. (edited)
…your name is Iv? (pronouncing it like if)
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That's a roman numeral for 17.
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Ah.
17:23
..sorry.
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It's fine! She smiles.
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sorry im slow im at band, Bug sits back in her seat, spinning herself around
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Shinyquarks 15-Jun-22 06:30 PM
furiously takes notes
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aAAaaaaAAaaaaAAaaa
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(i am Back)
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She stands, tilting her head to the side. Are you okay?...
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:09 PM
(I HAVE RETURNED BITCHES-)
22:10
(I am back from a busy time with a fucking eyelash in my eye and school stuff.)
22:11
434 is literally still on the ceiling- is anyone gonna get him down? The blood should be rushing to his head at this point
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 10:12 PM
(handstand)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:13 PM
(BRUHHH XDD)
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Delta walks over to Ted. Are you sure you don't want us to get you down? You could get hurt!
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:39 PM
I wanna stay up here! 434 is slowly looking a little dizzy
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Yeaaaaaaah... You're coming down. 17 grabs Ted by his sides, flipping him over and setting him down on the ground.
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Rika Sakura
434 is literally still on the ceiling- is anyone gonna get him down? The blood should be rushing to his head at this point
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:42 PM
Noooooooooo!!! 434 is now squirming like a child
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 10:42 PM
(the audio for that video playing in my head rn
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 10:42 PM
teeddy, you're getting dizzy, time to get down
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(uwulismeosndks Fart)
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You're gonna pass out if you don't!...
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:43 PM
434 then faceplanted since gravity hit him like a truck
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 10:44 PM
TEDY!
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:45 PM
Uggggghhhh.... @-@
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 10:46 PM
ARE YOU OK?!
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She looks Teddy over, shaking him a little bit before turning to monika. He's fiiiiine!~
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 10:48 PM
shed get some ice for his head
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:48 PM
Uggggghhhhhhhhhh.......................... 434 just falls limp in 17's arms
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 10:49 PM
TEDDY!
22:49
shed grab him and lay him down its gonna be ok shed place an ice pack where he hit his head
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spooctus hath finally decided to crawl out of the vents the rats are great listeners you know
22:50
"hi ted"
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:51 PM
Ted doesn't respond to Spooctus since the blood literally entered his head since he was upside down for so long
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spooctus waves his hand in front of teds head
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 10:51 PM
shed set a pillow under him
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"hey monika, whats wrong with ted?"
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:52 PM
(Lets see if he wakes up.)
22:52
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 18
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:52 PM
YAY TED WOKE UP
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 10:52 PM
TEDDY! hugs
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:52 PM
Ughh.. what- what happe-
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oh hey ted
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 10:52 PM
BE CAREFUL
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:52 PM
o-o
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wait
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You had.... a bit of a blood-rush.
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who's that?
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Oh, me? 17 gestures to herself.
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yeah you
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:53 PM
Blood- rush-? .-.
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never seen you around here
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Strange, since I've been here for well over a hundred years.
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Rika Sakura
Blood- rush-? .-.
you're lucky you didn't get like a aneurysm or something
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Zara
Strange, since I've been here for well over a hundred years.
maybe it's cause i'm new or something
22:54
also
22:54
you are really tall
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I don't really have an official name, but people do call me Delta or 17.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:54 PM
434 just looked at Monika while she's hugging him ..??
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cool cool
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 10:54 PM
are you ok?
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names spooctus
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:55 PM
I..I'm fine.. -w-'''
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 10:57 PM
[Random shoebill event. SB440 has entered the room.]
❤️ 2
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spooctus checks his phone
22:57
then looks at the shoebill
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 10:57 PM
[It stares menacingly.]
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dracula awaits i can't deal with you
22:58
spoocuts phases into the ground
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 10:58 PM
louie descends from the ceiling, climbing back down using some book cases and starts making his way to floor 0
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 10:58 PM
[The shoebill watches these events with that unsettling, blank gaze.]
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22:58
(TOMORROW.)
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Who's bird is that? 17 points to the shoebill.
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(Wrong gif?)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 10:59 PM
(I ❤️ Florence's oversized bird puppy)
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 10:59 PM
(#1 SB440 FAN)
tlwHearts 1
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(i just saw the name and it had anime club)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:59 PM
Wh- 434 just looked at the bird .o.
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(it didn't load)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 10:59 PM
Big bird! .o.
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 10:59 PM
[The shoebill stares at both employees.]
22:59
(RANDOM SHOEBILL STARING GIF EVENT)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:00 PM
434 slowly went up to the bird, petting it .o.
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:00 PM
(someone keeps posting a gif of that)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:00 PM
(TED IS TOO INNOCENT HOLY CRAP.)
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:00 PM
[The shoebill looks up at 434. It stares. It stares some more... until it finally closes its eyes in contentment.]
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:00 PM
(yes
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:00 PM
(Pet the shooby..)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:00 PM
be careful teddy (edited)
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(theres a goblin in floor 0 wtf)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:01 PM
Awww!! It likes me Moni! :D
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:01 PM
awww
23:01
its nice
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:02 PM
Who's a good big bird? 434 kept petting the shoebill
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:02 PM
awww takes a picture of the cute moment
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:02 PM
❤️ 3
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:02 PM
(Big child man meets big bird. best moment ever.)
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assiel (florence + axel)
Click to see attachment 🖼️
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:02 PM
(YESSSSSS OH GOODNESS NXHWHFHS AA A A A)
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:03 PM
(CAN WE MAKE THIS AN EMOTE)
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Bug is working on video games!
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:04 PM
shooby
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:04 PM
shooby
23:04
(fuck yes.)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:04 PM
(YEAHHHH BABY THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT WOOOOOOO)
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(it's a remake of an old game i already made)
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MonikaTheLesbian
awww takes a picture of the cute moment
Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:05 PM
Wh- Hey don't scare the bird! >:I Y'know some birds don't like pictures! Clearly he doesn't know his birds.. that or he's just guessing
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(blatant self advertising! :3)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:05 PM
shooby dowap)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:05 PM
awww
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:05 PM
[The shoebill eventually steps away and walks out of the room calmly.]
❤️ 1
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:06 PM
Aww bye bird! :D
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:06 PM
c ya
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
[In the Red Wing... Florence is once again filing paperwork. Suddenly, a knock. They look up and open the door (with their super cool door-opening powers of course) only to see the shoebill standing in the doorway.]
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
(HOW DID THE SHOEBILL KNOCK.)
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
(LARGE BILL)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
(With it's big bill-?)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
( W- H- O W??. IT HAS NO HANDS??)
23:07
(OH.)
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
(LOL)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
(😭 ) (edited)
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
"So. What exactly did you see out there?"
23:08
[The shoebill approaches Florence's desk. It stares. It stares some more.]
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I'm actually very confused.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:08 PM
434 is happy he met a big bird, giggling and chuckling to himself
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:08 PM
"Hm. I see." [Florence pulls out their trusty pen and notepad.] "...and you enjoyed it? Hmph."
23:09
[Florence jots down a few things.] "Alright. You can go."
23:09
[The shoebill calmly exits, and Florence closes the door behind it.] (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:10 PM
(I ❤️ SB440 JDHSHR FR(
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:10 PM
I didn't even know birds could be that big and.. what a huge mouth it had! .o. 434 began to mumble to himself about the fucking shoebill in awe
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:10 PM
(shooby shooby shooby)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:10 PM
yeah
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What... Just happened...? Delta says, very confused about the events that currently unfolded Because i wasn't paying attention that well hhhhh
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:12 PM
I'm not sure! Just a huge bird came in here and I pet it! :D
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That's... Odd. I assume it's somebody's pet?
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:14 PM
I'm not sure!
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Interesting..... She says before looking at him again. You feeling better?
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:17 PM
Yeah.. sort of.. >-<
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"-OOOOO" spooctus' cries of agony can be heard here
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:22 PM
. - .
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:22 PM
louie walks back up from floor zero and back into the common area
23:23
why is there bird poop over there (edited)
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gross
23:23
someone has to clean this
23:23
you can't just let a bird room free and not clean the poop
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:24 PM
mhmm
23:24
where is the janitor
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:24 PM
>->
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:25 PM
<-<
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Guys
23:25
louie was being racist to a goblin
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:25 PM
why are yall lookin at each other like that (edited)
23:25
IT WAS ON ACCIDENT
23:25
agargargar
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accidental racism
23:26
sure thing buddy
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:26 PM
LISTEN LISTEN there was a shining black kettle in the corner and it only made sense for that to be a pot of gold
23:26
you see the logic there
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ask before you act
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Good thing i don't have a nose! She says, Putting her fists on her hips.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:26 PM
I DID
23:26
i asked
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:27 PM
not it
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:27 PM
you arent the janitor monika
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Zara
Good thing i don't have a nose! She says, Putting her fists on her hips.
(Like this picture)
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Bug's still working away, idk whats happening
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(both fists against her hips)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:28 PM
434 just... blinks .v.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:29 PM
im bored monika can you teach me magic
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i can teach you magic better
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.... The slendermilf picks up the feesh.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:29 PM
sure!
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:29 PM
(SLENDERMILFSJDIUFRRIGJTIHTJ)
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 1
💀 2
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:29 PM
*high pitched squeels(
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spooctus completly fails at the magic teachening (edited)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:30 PM
o-o?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:30 PM
okay yea i do not trust you
23:30
monika... oh
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sorry i just talked about cars instead
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Baby! She says, holding monika.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:30 PM
you might wanna put her down
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:30 PM
REEEEEEEH
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:30 PM
she bites
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:30 PM
tries to bite her
23:30
?roll d20
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@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 11
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Pshaw, I'm being careful--
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@louie (203 & 616) mechanical increased! 😠 > 😐
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:31 PM
(what
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señor fbi
sorry i just talked about cars instead
)
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she received bite. Monika gets flung into the air by her reaction. AOW! (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:31 PM
E
23:31
REH!
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:31 PM
(oh (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:31 PM
scampers away
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what do you wanna learn anyways
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:31 PM
no come back
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Dang..... I wanted to hold gentle like burger.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:32 PM
i dunno i really think shapeshifting magic and general chaos magic is cool
23:32
i dont wanna have carry around matches
23:32
just wanna set fires with my mind
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:32 PM
REH-!
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you can learn how to turn apples into oranges
23:32
if you want
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:32 PM
why would i want that
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oranges are better than apples tbh
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:33 PM
can you even eat?
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i just need to posses someone yknow
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Come baaaaaaack! Delta kinda chases after Monika, giggling as she tries to pick her up again.
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:36 PM
REH!!! desperately runs away (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:36 PM
you would not be able to handle possessing me
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 5
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are you sure
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?roll d20
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@Zara You rolled 20
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what if its
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:37 PM
REEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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UNEXPECTED
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:37 PM
screeches
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:37 PM
it would short circut your brain
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 13
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:37 PM
probably
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She catches Monika and carries ber back to the others. Hey guys! Feesh!
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:38 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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with some dificulty, spooctus takes control of louies body (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:38 PM
screeching loudly
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this is just liie hijacking a car yknow
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:38 PM
although unable to control his extra arms
23:38
(cause of roll
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makes sense)
23:39
oh hey look at me !! i'm louie and i'm dumb!!
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:39 PM
louie is still able to move them around while possesed by spooctus
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I have baby! She giggles. Calm down, Moniiiiii....
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i can't wait to use my arms!! 4 of them!!
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:39 PM
louie gives the the middle finger to spooctus
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:39 PM
REEEEEEH scratching and biting
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:39 PM
as in he just does it right in front of his face
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:39 PM
?roll d20
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i did that on purpose!!
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@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 15
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:39 PM
his arms make an X
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i did that on purpose too
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time to eat oranges
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 10
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:40 PM
LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:40 PM
louie's hands knock the oranges out of the ones spooctus are using
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(Q: How is the orange there? A: There was an apple)
23:40
clumsy me!
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Gya- Stop it!!! Stop it, Monika! She says, still holding onto her.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:41 PM
louie tries to motion to delta
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:41 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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hey delta!! It's me louie
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:41 PM
he franticly makes an X with his arms
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:42 PM
ccan you have her let go of me please
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i just really felt like doing x's
23:42
its my favorite letter
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:42 PM
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 12
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:43 PM
louie cant take it any more and kicks spooctus out
23:43
with sheer willpower
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HEY!!
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:43 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im gonna hurl
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you are like
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no fun
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0 % fun
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:43 PM
YOU POSSESED ME WITHOUT MY PERMISS- oh god
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trash can
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now now now
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mean
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don't call me that
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:43 PM
now nowno wno w
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Moni, stahp it. I will carry- Let me carry you.
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:44 PM
louie throws up
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right on the carpet
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:44 PM
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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(don't possess without explicit consent. consent is key)
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:44 PM
LOUIE
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:44 PM
in between hurls bucket....
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is that how much you hate me?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:44 PM
he motions for monika to hand him a nearby trash can
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:45 PM
LOUIE THROW UP ON DELTA MAYBE SHE'LL LET GO
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i really can't believe you are racist and hate ghosts
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:45 PM
I CANT HAND YOU ANYTHING IM TRAPPED
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:45 PM
he just keeps throwing up
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Delta kicks a trashcan to him.
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Eugh..
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oh now you're just not gonna talk to me
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:45 PM
LET GOO
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cooo
23:45
cool
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:46 PM
LOUIE PLEASE VOMIT ON HER
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:46 PM
434 just stood there, taking this all in, blinking, and then waddling off down a hallway
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:46 PM
louie gives a thumbs up as he vomits into the can
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MonikaTheLesbian 15-Jun-22 11:46 PM
LET ME GO
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TEDDY HELP
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(i nee go bed
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:46 PM
Ted:
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Delta sets monika down.
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:46 PM
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you better stop it girl-whom-i-don't-remember-the-name-off
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:48 PM
louie finishes hurling
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(damn boy how much did you eat???) (edited)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:49 PM
Ted just was waddling off down a hallway, where is he going? Off somewhere
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:49 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhuhghghhgh
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never again spooctus
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i'll do it when you least expect ittttttt
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:50 PM
ill kill you again
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how
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:50 PM
ill jump out the window become a ghost like you then we throw hands
23:50
you are not winning that fight
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Delta being delta, She just walks off on a mission to follow Ted. (edited)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:51 PM
(Don’t tell me Delta is another mother figure I swear to fucking god Ted will have alllll of the ladies following him at this point.)
23:52
(Well I mean he is six feet tall and super strong soooo- xD)
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:53 PM
(WE ALWAYS GET ALONGGGG)
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(seven foot frame rats along his back)
23:53
(wow we went very different directions)
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atari
(seven foot frame rats along his back)
Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:53 PM
(No. Wrong song.)
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:53 PM
(very different ways for that to go)
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(we both agreed that it was time to mention song lyrics tho)
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(Delta just likes having things to do lmao - she's like a curious puppy when she's not serious)
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Rika Sakura 15-Jun-22 11:55 PM
Ted stopped for a moment, checking his man bag, taking out a list Mhm…. Hm.. copy machine… broke. Alright! That’s what he was doing, going back to work fixing items, he then walks off down one hallway, he sort of knows his way around… even if the halls change oddly enough he always ends up exactly where he’s going
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...So you repeair things? She says, abruptly breaking the silence and veil of secrecy that she was following him.
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 12:00 AM
- He almost dropped his things, he wasn’t prepared Y..yes! It’s my job!
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Oh! That's pretty cool, actually!... She claps. So.... Where's your next repair?
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 12:06 AM
One second..! 434 then completed the copy machine, doing a test run on it Mhm… good. He then checked his list … Computer in room…. 137.
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A computer, huh? I have one of those. Mine is alot bigger than typical ones.
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 12:10 AM
Oh really? That’s neat! .o. He began to walk down the hall, he’s very quick on his feet
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 12:20 AM
He then makes it to room 137 at a very quick paste, getting his tools together then going under the desk to begin fixing it
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Delta stands over the job, watching intently as he works away at the electronic. ....So uh, how do you know what wires and stuff to do things to?
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 12:27 AM
434 then bangs his head on his desk since he was trying to look at Delta, he slipped out a tiny curse in Italian while trying to look at Delta I..I’m not exactly sure! It just… comes naturally to me! Yep he forgot that he went to college for that shi-
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(help im exhausted)
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So wait, does that mean I could try and it'd work? She says, a metaphorical star in her eye.
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 12:30 AM
Hmm… I’m not sure…!
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she kneels down, looking under the desk at what he's working on.
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Shinyquarks 16-Jun-22 05:33 AM
(Delta looking under the desk for 5 hours)
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(hmm yes interesting)
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Shinyquarks 16-Jun-22 05:49 AM
(hmm yes this computer is made out of computer parts)
05:50
(it appears I just have to unfloppy the hardram and BIOS-USB the drive) (edited)
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(an eternal stare upon wires)
05:51
("i know just how to fix it!" F××king screams in Eldritch Horror, sending the computer far off the Narrative Contradiction deep end) (edited)
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Shinyquarks 16-Jun-22 05:51 AM
(the computer just becomes a fucking pocket dimension)
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(thumbs up all done :3)
05:52
teddy just standing there like)
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Zara
she kneels down, looking under the desk at what he's working on.
Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 05:55 AM
Uhm…. Can.. can you back up slightly…? It’s.. a little snug in here… 434 just looked at 17 with this nervous look, clearly being a little uncomfortable with 17 being very close and watching (edited)
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C'mon, I think i can help out! She says encouragingly, confident in her attempt at bonding.
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 05:58 AM
434 usually only lets 404 this close… so he’s very uncomfortable P..please back up… I..I don’t allow people this close to my work… I..I don’t want to mess up…
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17, being the socially dense oaf she is, practically missed the sincerity in the statement. She's just trying to be friends, even if she's bad at it. But if I back up, i couldn't help out!..
06:00
saying it one more time'll probably work. (edited)
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:02 AM
434 then just paused everything that he was doing, his Italian accent comes out slightly, slightly getting a bit aggravated, now becoming serious Like.. I said. I don’t allow people this close.. and you’re not a technician… so please.. back up.. You can wait until I’m done.
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she shifts back a bit before looking down as she stood. S-sorry.. she utters before kinda sulking over to another nearby desk and sitting on the desk. I just - i dunno... Sorry i aggravated ya, Ted....
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:09 AM
434’s Italian accent stays for a while You wanted to help.. didn’t you. 434 went right back to working I’m… I’m fine doing my work on my own.. unlike.. the others. He was talking about other technicians They always have to go to the boss for a easier job… they call me. And I fix anything they mess up on. I have… His accent is gone lots of… experience with electronics.
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I- yeah, i get that... I guess it was-- she pauses for a moment. --it's all the time i spent alone kinda... Messing with me, i guess you could say? She says, kicking her legs about as she talked. Just recently i found that whole group chat thing, and before that i never really came across many Employees during my break room trips. And the ones i did Before i started meeting all of you typically... weren't that friendly to me.... She nervously chuckles at the last sentence.
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:15 AM
434 slowly nodded, now trying to concentrate, here and there he would get up from under the desk, testing the computer, trying to turn it on
06:15
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 16
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:15 AM
(Nice good job Ted.)
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(nice he didn't make himself look like a bozo in front of 17-- /j)
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:16 AM
The computer turned on on the first try
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(I don't need help! F××kin blows up the computer)
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Zara
(nice he didn't make himself look like a bozo in front of 17-- /j)
Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:17 AM
(The plan for low numbers it would’ve been him just going back under the desk to fix something, then trying again.)
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Zara
(I don't need help! F××kin blows up the computer)
(why do i imagine this being a nat 1 though-)
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Zara
(why do i imagine this being a nat 1 though-)
Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:18 AM
(If 17 did it:
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Delta was much too absorbed in musing over the fact that she's not really been much of a person lately to notice the computer turning on.
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Zara
("i know just how to fix it!" F××king screams in Eldritch Horror, sending the computer far off the Narrative Contradiction deep end) (edited)
(^)
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:20 AM
434 then wiped his hands, putting his tools away, then looking down at his list Hm… is.. is that all-? He double checked Hm.. nice! 434 then puts the list away, going over to Delta … Delta? I’m… I’m done!
06:20
(This lad took 15 minutes to fix a computer.)
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she snaps out of it, looking over to him. Oh! Oh, that's good! And... Actually pretty fast, too, wow...
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:23 AM
434 went to grab his man bag Yeah.. I’m quick… Gotta be quick on your feet here in the office! The coworker needs to get back to their work! He fixed up his ponytail The good thing is that was the last one that needed to be fixed!
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A job well done for you, buddy! She claps, giggling in her silly glee.
06:25
Wait, if that's the last one then that'd mean you're free now, right?
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:27 AM
Yep! 434 chuckled at 17’s glee I get lots of free time! I know this whole office like a book since I have so much time! 434 began to walk out of the room Lets get going.. the coworker needs their room back!
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Right, right! Not my office, not my desk chair. She stands, gingerly dusting off where she sat before following him out.
06:30
she then decides to comment on the layout knowledge. So you know how to get anywhere, even with the wierd Anomalies?
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:30 AM
Yep! 434 chuckled Even if the hallways are….off the rails! I somehow make it to where I need to go!
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Hehe, well with me around, the hallways go where i want em to! She sticks her hands out and twists them, the hall in front of them's end destination changing in a blurred slurry to the Employee Lounge. See?
06:32
she sounded very proud of herself.
06:32
I'll have to fix that later, but still!
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:34 AM
0-0?! 434 backed up WOAH-!
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Yeaaaah, Garrie says i shouldn't be doing that on purpose but weh, if i can fix em... What's the point in not having a lil' Fun, amirite? She says, poking an elbow his way.
06:36
...wait who the hell's "Garrie?!"
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:37 AM
That’s.. so odd-
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Yeah! These typically happen on their own, like "Leaks" from my presence. The anomalies and stuff? yeh, das' me. Not too proud of the accidental ones, though... She scratches the back of her head after she finishes her statement.
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:41 AM
Ohhhh..! 434 doesn’t really understand the whole “anomaly” thing… he’s just nodding in trying to understand
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she points to one of her gloved hands, and the accompanying steel shackle holding the glove on her hand. Also, these and all my other weird clothes are for keeping it from getting any worse. They do a prerty good job, honestly!
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:43 AM
434 kept nodding, yep he doesn’t understand shit, beginning to walk down the hall to the lounge
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it's whatevs, She's just happy she can actually talk to someone that isn't her boss or a concrete wall.
06:46
The Narrator then spoke up in his deep British tone, voice separated from wherever his body is. "and so the two went to the Employee Lounge, probably just to Admire it or Something." (edited)
06:46
--- to #employee-lounge ---
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 06:16 PM
434 walked out of the lounge, checking his list yet again to see if there's work that needs to be done... nothing.. Hm.. what to do...
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:39 PM
434 put his list away, looking around before going and doing some push-ups, counting to himself, trying to keep himself in shape
eyesjitter 2
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:43 PM
walks in with cake
23:43
Ted?
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You working out?
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:43 PM
One… two… thr- He lost count, faceplanting, he thought he was alone
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:44 PM
Tedster
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I have cake if you're not too crazy
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MonikaTheLesbian
You working out?
Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:44 PM
I.. was -v-“
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:45 PM
louie jumps into the room with a large explosion going off behind him
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:45 PM
Well if you're working put might as well get the calories for it, I brought some cakr
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:45 PM
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:45 PM
Hi louie
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:45 PM
hey (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:45 PM
I have cake
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:45 PM
ooo
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:45 PM
If you broke another computer Louie… -v-…
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:45 PM
i didnt
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:45 PM
Hopefully
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:46 PM
What was that explosion then…? 0-0? (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:46 PM
i dont wanna talk about it
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:46 PM
That was a smoke bomb i can smell it
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:46 PM
it was?
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:46 PM
Yup
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:47 PM
damn that would have been good to know a few minutes ago
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anyway
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he gets up and dusts himself off
23:47
whats goin on in here
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:47 PM
Teds working out
23:48
I guess he wants to be bug and strong
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:48 PM
shocker
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:48 PM
….Was… was working out.
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:48 PM
But I brought cake and temptations are strong
23:48
Especially his
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:48 PM
i am still full from the party
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:48 PM
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 6
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:49 PM
shed set the cake down and open the lid im not. My metabolism is too fast for my own good
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:49 PM
(God damn it.)
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:49 PM
(L
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 16-Jun-22 11:49 PM
(F_ )
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:50 PM
-v-….. He is trying to lose weight…. But the cake.. no. No no no no you’re not eating any more cake… you need to lose all of that! But.. but cake.. NO!
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:50 PM
Plus the stress of bad singing speeds it up
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:50 PM
He’s fighting himself in his own mind
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:50 PM
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 18
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:50 PM
Tedster
23:50
Are you ok?
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:50 PM
the cake grows legs and walks away
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:50 PM
(WHAT
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:51 PM
louie does not react
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:51 PM
(Lmao ill allow it cause its funny
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:51 PM
(WHEEZE-)
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:51 PM
Hey where's the cake?
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 16-Jun-22 11:51 PM
[Stanley walks in] "Hey guys what's everyone doing h-" [He looks down. He watches the cake walk away.]
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:51 PM
hey stanley
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:51 PM
…. ”Oh thank god… you can get back to the push-ups…”
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:52 PM
What?
23:52
Ted
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How many have you done?
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:52 PM
…. 20.
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:52 PM
Oh God, even i can't do that many
23:52
Hmm whats the average that you do?
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:53 PM
I do… 434 then began to think ….
23:53
Hmm…
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I.. guess… around….
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140…!
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:53 PM
WOW THATS MILLITARY LEVELS
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:53 PM
wow
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:53 PM
Why so many?
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:53 PM
that is a lot
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:53 PM
(Imagine the abs on that man.)
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 16-Jun-22 11:53 PM
"Holy shit? That is..impressive."
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:54 PM
(No
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:54 PM
i bet i could do that
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:54 PM
(Hehe tortured Stanley with the thought)
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:54 PM
(Gay ass
23:54
Why do you want to work out on the job? (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian
Why so many?
Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:55 PM
Cause I got nothing better to do! Curl ups… weights…. I do anything to keep myself in shape! :D
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:55 PM
Okayyy?
23:55
I dont understand but ok
23:55
If it makes ya happy then do it
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:55 PM
yea...... louie trails off
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:56 PM
But why didn't you want the cake? (edited)
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:56 PM
Personally… he doesn’t understand it himself… he can’t leave the building… so no going to the gym.. best second option…. Work out at work. (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:57 PM
he yawns agresesively loud
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MonikaTheLesbian
But why didn't you want the cake? (edited)
Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:57 PM
I already had too much..! I gotta burn that all off!
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:57 PM
Ok
23:57
Understandable
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And I gotta get a new one cause someone stole it again
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Rika Sakura 16-Jun-22 11:58 PM
I think it grew legs and walked away! .o.
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:58 PM
Thats silly ted
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:58 PM
yea it did
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i saw that (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:58 PM
Huh?
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:58 PM
mhm
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:58 PM
shed scamper around looking for it
23:58
?roll d20
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@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 20
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:58 PM
(YOOOO
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 16-Jun-22 11:58 PM
(YOOOO)
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:59 PM
when she found it, she'd pounce, devouring it in one fell swoop
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:59 PM
you still ate it?
23:59
there was probably a rat or something trapped inside the cake
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MonikaTheLesbian 16-Jun-22 11:59 PM
shed stand on two legs again licking her fingers eh I've had worse
00:00
Anyways
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 12:00 AM
thats frigtening
00:00
man immmmmm
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 12:00 AM
Hehr
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 12:00 AM
tired
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 12:00 AM
Then take a nap in the lounge
00:00
I'm hungry
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 12:01 AM
alrught lemme go stop by the office to get the frog plushie
00:01
i need a good pillow
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 12:01 AM
Ima go eat me some pasta shed grab a plate from a portal
00:01
nomnomnom
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 12:02 AM
who is cooking that portal food
00:02
by the way you still gotta teach me magic
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 12:03 AM
Mmm take a nap first
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 12:05 AM
louie goes off to his office and grabs his plushie without interference
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:09 PM
[666 goes around the office. "Taking care" of the burglars. Blood stains the walls.]
14:09
(Roll for how many souls I get)
14:09
?roll d6
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@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) You rolled 1
💀 2
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:09 PM
louie peeks up from under his desk
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:09 PM
(.)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:10 PM
OH MY GOD YOU DIDNT HAVE TO DECAPITATE THEM
14:10
Now it’s gonna stain
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:10 PM
(WAIT ITS A ONE- xD)
14:10
(WHEEZE-)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:10 PM
Huh? [Sheryl looks at Louie, blood splattering their clothes.] Sorry about that~
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:10 PM
hmfnnhgnfn it’s fine
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:10 PM
(YEAH MY LUCK IS ALWAYS ASS.)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:11 PM
Do we even have anything of value here to steal?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:11 PM
Ugh... looks like I messed them up too hard. I only managed to tear one soul out successfully. Darn claws...
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:11 PM
(Cough Computer parts.)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:12 PM
well it hasn’t reset yet
14:12
so I guess we have to clean it up
14:12
At least that means it wasn’t one of the employees
14:13
picks up headless body I’ll take it down to the company incenerator
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:13 PM
(Louie is so.... fearless LMFIAHD I mean I guess he's seen some shit already LMFAO a decapitated head ain't gonna do much anymore)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:14 PM
walks in
14:14
what is happening
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:14 PM
don’t worry about it
14:14
walks right past her
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:14 PM
[Sheryl wipes blood from their face.] Hiya midget! Oh nothing is happening~ I took care of it. :)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:15 PM
is that an intruderr?
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:15 PM
louie goes and tosses the body in the company incinerator
14:15
yea it was
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:15 PM
ok
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:19 PM
[Sheryl inspects their outfit.] Oh dear... I'm going to head up to the boss's bathroom. They need to make you humans less.... crushable. You're basically kool-aid packets or those gusher candies. Anyways just call me if you need anything! ;) [Sheryl teleports.]
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:19 PM
i mean, youre not wrong sugar tits
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(sugar tits??) (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:20 PM
(they make fun of each other via weird nicknames (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:20 PM
(Mhm. "Fish midget" "dumbo" "shortie" etc....)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:20 PM
(sheryls better at it than monika
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:20 PM
(I want to make a list of all the nicknames Sheryl has for specific employees lolol)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:21 PM
(monikas list is longer than a cvs receipt
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MonikaTheLesbian
(sheryls better at it than monika
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:21 PM
("Little mermaid reject", "fish face", LOL)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:22 PM
(im waiting for her to call monika "chancla machine" or something like that
💀 1
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(yeah sugar tits sounds like a term of endearment)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:24 PM
14:24
cause like) (edited)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:25 PM
434 was fixing his ponytail in the reflection of one of the computers that are turned off
14:25
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 1
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:25 PM
(LO
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(HIS PONYTAIL EXPLODES ⁉️ )
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:25 PM
(LLLL
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:25 PM
He failed to put his ponytail back together, now having long hair down
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:25 PM
ted do you need help?
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:25 PM
(LONG HAIR TEDDY-)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 02:26 PM
(Long hair Ted. Lord.)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:26 PM
I’m fine Moni.. He fixed his hair I’ll fix it later when I get back to my room..!
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:26 PM
hm.. sit
14:26
shed grab his hair band
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:26 PM
…??
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:26 PM
shed start to braid his hair
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:27 PM
Monnniii… I’m finnnee! 434 chuckled, still towering over the girl
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:27 PM
?roll d20
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@MonikaTheLesbian You rolled 13
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:27 PM
shed braid his hair into a pretty french braid there we go
14:27
so handsome
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:27 PM
…. -v-…
14:28
434 clearly didn’t like it…
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:28 PM
oh did i do ssomething wrong?
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((LMAO DIDNT EVEB ASK??))
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:28 PM
203 walks by with a human head in his hands without saying a word
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:29 PM
….I.. I didn’t even ask for you to braid my hair… 434 began to try and fix his hair, liking his hair straight.. not braided like in the ponytail
14:29
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 16
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:29 PM
oh sorry
14:29
i just loose control sometimes heh (edited)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:29 PM
He fixed his hair, back to being straight
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:29 PM
sorry
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:29 PM
Yeah maybe ask..? 434 had an annoyed child like face
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:30 PM
sorry
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:30 PM
>:I
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((consent is important kids ))
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:30 PM
TvT "but hes so handsome in a french braid" shed think
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roll for fire
14:31
?roll d20
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@bug "rose" You rolled 14
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oh no
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:31 PM
434 didn’t see Louie walk past since he was so god damn distracted with Monika doing his hair
14:32
434 then picked up the tiny fish, rubbing and messing up Monika’s hair
14:32
?roll d20
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@Rika Sakura You rolled 20
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:32 PM
(FUCK YEAAHHHH)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:32 PM
(YES
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:32 PM
louie re-enters without a human head this time in his hands
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:33 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEH
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:33 PM
Monika now has really messed up hair
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:33 PM
aha!!! hair!
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:33 PM
>:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
14:33
shed comb her hair with her hands
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:33 PM
Wow Louie’s first time seeing Ted’s hair not in a ponytail
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:33 PM
>:((((
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:33 PM
WOAOWOEHAO
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:33 PM
How do you like it huh?! 434 looked down at Monika
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:33 PM
Ted????
14:33
I didn’t know it could do that
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:33 PM
mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (edited)
14:34
dont pick me up like that again
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:34 PM
434 then looked up at Louie, literally this man has really long god damn hair
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:34 PM
oh my goodness it’s so
14:34
Majestic
14:34
like a moose
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:34 PM
yeah
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:34 PM
Literally looking like Jesus Christ but with really fluffy and curly hair (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:34 PM
its pretty when braided too
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:35 PM
it looks really good
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louie (203 & 616)
like a moose
(huh????)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:35 PM
(dw about it
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:35 PM
Yeah you braided it without me asking.. 434 looked down at Monika >:I
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:35 PM
>:/
14:36
YOU PICKED ME UP
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louie (203 & 616)
like a moose
Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:36 PM
Also wait a moose? .o.
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MonikaTheLesbian
YOU PICKED ME UP
Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:36 PM
YEAH NOW WE’RE EQUAL!
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 02:36 PM
REH!
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Rika Sakura
Also wait a moose? .o.
louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:37 PM
louie just kinda looks at him, his brain short circuiting trying to come up to a response to that
14:37
yea
14:38
I’m gonna go wash off all this blood
14:38
be right back
14:39
louie excused himself to go wash up
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:41 PM
434 blinked for a moment Wait- Late delay reaction …. WHY WAS THERE BLOOD ON LOUIE-?!
14:41
434 began to panic I..is he alright?! Did he get hurt?! ;m;””
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:41 PM
he turned around
14:41
oh no
14:41
sheryl killed a burglar
14:43
That’s all
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:47 PM
O..oh- wait- 434 heard the word “killed” K..KILLED?!
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 02:48 PM
louie had already run off to the meeting room
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 02:48 PM
0-0….
14:49
Ted was now worried about.. lots of things actually
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 03:50 PM
U..U h...
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Delta snuck up on him again. ....Hai fren! :D
16:06
how does someone so big get around so quietly?...
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 04:09 PM
- 434 jumped back, he was still a bit in shock due to seeing Louie before with blood
16:10
Hey.. Delta..! 434 had his hair fully down.. not in a ponytail
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whao, your hair's down! ...maybe i should try that someday, you think it'd look nice? Down? Out of a pony... Tail?
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 04:13 PM
Hm.. 434 looked at 17's hair, slowly nodding slightly, thinking to himself Maybe... like.... 434 had an idea Can.. can you kneel down for a moment? I think I got an idea....
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jack, still cautious of any blood, peeks out of his office.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 04:16 PM
(AWH)
16:16
(poor dude)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 04:17 PM
434 took out his phone, seeing the group chat pop up multiple times
16:18
434 texted back before looking up at 17 to continue with his idea
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Bug wakes up, having fallen asleep at her desk A- ah…?
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 04:24 PM
And... also take out your hair from your ponytail... 434 nodded, his idea forming in his head
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Bug’s walkin to the loouunnggee
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Oh, okay! She turns around and kneels, undoing her ponytail.
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 04:25 PM
Wow.. you have such pretty hair.. 434 then began to work on his idea
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bug’s back at her desk.
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(do excuse my latency - i am amidst eating)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 04:28 PM
After about 40 minutes of hard work and being very gentle with 17's hair, his idea came into being, he steps away from 17, looking at her hair from behind Hmm.. not bad..! Hey I should really be a hair stylist! 434 chuckled before grabbing a mirror nearby, slowly handing it to 17's hands (edited)
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Zara
(do excuse my latency - i am amidst eating)
Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 04:28 PM
(It's fine)
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she looked it over with a quiet gasp. Dawwhwwwwwwwwww....!! ISH SO PREEEETTTTYYY!!!!
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 04:32 PM
434 was texting with the group chat ... We got some new employees 17! 434 smiled
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Oh wait, really? she utters a short gasp. MORE FRIENDS?!
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 04:34 PM
Yeah apparently! They're all in the lounge! We gotta go! 434 then perked up, now running down the hall towards the lounge
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17 runs after him, her run being awfully loud with the added clanks and thumps of her metal shoes.
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Bug runs back to her desk, inhaler time
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jack walks out and sees bug "oh jeez, you need anything?"
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WoOOOooo I’m good I swear
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 04:44 PM
448 walks out of the lounge, glancing around then quickly looking down after
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"you too... uhh. sorry i didn't catch your name"
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 04:45 PM
oh um... im mio. #448. she looks up
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"alright then mio, do you need any help or anything? just saw you both looked stressed"
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…h- hey. I’m, um, Bug
16:47
(sorry if slow reply, piano time)
👍 3
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 04:47 PM
not really.... it was just really loud there, so it was a little overwhelming
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"alright! well, if you need anything, feel free to ask me!" he smiles
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 04:49 PM
okay!
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so like. Bug thinks 448’s kinda cute. Don’t tell anyone …how are you guys?
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 04:50 PM
im better now, i guess!
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"a little overwhelmed. lotta people in there."
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Same.
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 04:53 PM
[shoot... i forgot to water the plants... 4?8 would hate me for that]
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"so mio, i saw you were drawing something? writing?"
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 04:54 PM
oh yeah, i was drawing the lounge! she pulls out the small notepad
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"wow, that's really impressive you did it so quickly!"
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(plant baby)
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Bug yawns, sits back at her seat, and takes out a notebook
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 04:56 PM
thanks! i like to draw in that type of situation, its kinda a coping mechanism for me i guess.
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can i see some of your other art?
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 04:59 PM
sure! she flips through the notepad
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Bug's drawing shit. yknow. as one does (edited)
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(lmao)
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 05:00 PM
(love drawing frrr)
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jack notices bug drawing "you draw too?"
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M- mhm!
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 05:01 PM
448 also looks over to bug
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"wow, i guess that means we've got a whole room of artists"
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...I do a lot of pixel art.
17:02
(bug is now a self insert trans goals wonder)
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 05:02 PM
(mio is basically my self insert but also not lols)
17:02
oooo....like digital art? i draw on my computer a lot she smiles
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..I put sticker paper on my computer so I can literally draw on my computer.
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 05:04 PM
really? cool! never thought of it that way...
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bug "rose"
...I do a lot of pixel art.
"oh my gosh, really? i love pixel art"
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(did you guys see the spin gif that took 45 minutes)
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(i did)
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..I'm kinda terrible at regular art.
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you mean like traditional art?
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Yea.
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ah, well. there's a lot of traditional artists who are no good at pixel art. they're just different skills!
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We should order pizza.
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"are we allowed to do that?"
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 05:25 PM
louie astral projects into the room
17:25
yea
17:25
he dissapears
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SPOILER
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jack looks around concerned "well i guess that answers that"
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..what'cha guys want on your pizza?
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"just cheese
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 05:32 PM
louie and Ted walk in together
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:32 PM
The two besties walk in
17:32
(Oh no wait... Pizza....)
17:32
(OH N O.)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 05:33 PM
what’s goin on in here
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:34 PM
Wow.. this is where everyone went! .-.
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Pizza has been ordered.
17:45
I also ordered.. mozzarella sticks..
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:45 PM
Oh hey you guys ordering pizza?
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spooctus walks in
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:45 PM
..... 434 paused You.... you ordered.... Italian food.... WITHOUT ME!?
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did someone say pizza
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:46 PM
(Oh no here we go)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 05:46 PM
Pizza good
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never had it
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..... 434 paused You.... you ordered.... Italian food.... WITHOUT ME!?
Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:46 PM
Now hold on.. are we sure this isn't new yorker style pizza?
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:46 PM
YOU ORDERED PIZZA!? WITHOUT.... 434 full on goes Italian accent ME!? How dare you! Why didn't you text me in the group chat!?
17:47
I don't even care if it is new yorker or not! You ordered pizza without telling me!
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:47 PM
Its just pizza
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:47 PM
Boss you should know that I LOVE pizza! 434 took a deep breath, going back to his normal American accent
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:47 PM
Who does not love pizza though
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:48 PM
Some people!
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:48 PM
huh
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what does the pizza have
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:48 PM
I'm not sure
17:48
ask Bug
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:49 PM
Triggered inner Italian noises
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it's just pizza
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 05:49 PM
pizza
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Rika Sakura
Triggered inner Italian noises
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:49 PM
so.. Ted.. what is your favourite pizza topping?
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..... 434 paused You.... you ordered.... Italian food.... WITHOUT ME!?
Yes.
17:50
...who are you?
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:50 PM
J U S T pizza?! 434 took a deep breath IT'S FROM MY COUNTRY! M Y COUNTRY! IT'S NOT J U S T PIZZA! MY COUNTRY M A D E PIZZA! 434 took another deep breath
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please stop yelling at me
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you don't see me pee my robes when i see people claim hard shell tacos are from mexico
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:50 PM
Wh- I'm not even yelling at you- 434 looked at Bug
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Rika Sakura
J U S T pizza?! 434 took a deep breath IT'S FROM MY COUNTRY! M Y COUNTRY! IT'S NOT J U S T PIZZA! MY COUNTRY M A D E PIZZA! 434 took another deep breath
Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:50 PM
just because your country made pizza you're entitled to know when we order pizza?
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"hey ted. my favorite topping is pineapple" jack lied just to see if it'd piss him off
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:50 PM
do you even know how to make pizza Ted?
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 05:51 PM
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:51 PM
....
17:51
434 slowly looked at Jack
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he starts laughing
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:51 PM
Then at the boss Yes! I do!
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:51 PM
Oh yeah? explain it then
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:51 PM
....
17:51
Cricket noises
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Who...are... you
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bug "rose"
Who...are... you
Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:52 PM
Oh its 434
17:52
one of our technicians
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:52 PM
Why is so many people asking me so many questions at once! One at a time!
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Bug thinks Ted is a crazed maniac.
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bug "rose"
Bug thinks Ted is a crazed maniac.
Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:52 PM
(Owch... ;-;)
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"thats just ted. apparently he is italian and thinks that makes him the end all be all of italian food"
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:53 PM
He doesn't even know how to make pizza though lol
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:53 PM
.... 434 went silent
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an unhappy 17 steps into the local area and sits against the wall, knees against her chest.
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ted you didn't invent the pizza calm down!!!! sheesh
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:54 PM
His Italian accent came out I am calm!
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an unhappy 17 steps into the local area and sits against the wall, knees against her chest.
Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:54 PM
hey.. you okay?
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(Ai amma calm-a!)
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you're gonna start throwing baguetttes and italian stuff everywhere
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:55 PM
....
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Rika Sakura
His Italian accent came out I am calm!
Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:55 PM
(I imagine him just doing the hand gestures 🤌 ) (edited)
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"baguettes are french"
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Please stop crowding my desk
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Shinyquarks
(I imagine him just doing the hand gestures 🤌 ) (edited)
(that's when he goes full angy
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:55 PM
434 went silent yet again, now very much offended
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"alright you heard 'em, back away from the desk"
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:56 PM
shall we go to the lounge instead?
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he shrugs "sure" (edited)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:57 PM
434 then mumbled to himself: Tu cazzo di madre razzista.... (BRINGING OUT THE GOOGLE TRANSLATE FUCK YEAH)
17:58
(Also I'm not translating that. Find out yourself.)
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(i don't need a translator to know you callled me racist)
17:58
thats the only part i understand doe)
17:58
a cazzo what?
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 05:58 PM
434 doesn't repeat himself
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Bug noises.
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:59 PM
Anyways have ya'll ever eaten insects?
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i can't 😭
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 05:59 PM
yea
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 05:59 PM
I heard grasshoppers are quite good
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 06:00 PM
434 then just walked over to 17, pissed off as ever, mumbling to himself in Italian
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Why would you do that?! (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 06:00 PM
it was bad
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Shinyquarks
hey.. you okay?
Yeah, the guy in the lounge was a butt...
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Please don't eat bugs
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:00 PM
why not?
18:00
look how delicious they are!
18:01
sorry, look
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it hurts my feelings
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:01 PM
shows picture
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 06:01 PM
I won’t
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(gross)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 06:01 PM
Spoiley)
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:01 PM
besides don't bugs eat other bugs?
18:01
but okay
18:02
I'll stop talking about it
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 06:02 PM
He mumbled to himself yet again: Quello stupido fantasma... cazzo di stronzo di una persona... prendendo in giro il mio paese in questo modo.... Tsk.. nessuno ha nemmeno riso di questo! Perché diavolo qualcuno dovrebbe dire qualcosa del genere........? (Haha still no translate)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 06:02 PM
(he said several racial slurs
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i don't give a damn if i can'tunderstsnd you
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:02 PM
("That stupid ghost ... fucking a person's asshole ... making fun of my country like this .... Tsk .. nobody even laughed at that! Why the hell would anyone say something like this ........?)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 06:03 PM
(Wh- "Fucking a person's ass hole-?")
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 06:03 PM
I’m bored
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 06:03 PM
(That's not even-)
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to be honest it's really your fault if you got offended at a baguette joke
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 06:03 PM
who wanna sword fight
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DAMARE
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:04 PM
(thats what google translate said)
18:04
(DeepL Version: That stupid ghost...fucking asshole of a person.... mocking my country like this.... Tsk...no one even laughed at that! Why the hell would anyone say something like that........? ) (edited)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 06:04 PM
Stai zitto, vero?! 434 said that one out loud, taking another deep breath .... Sarò nel mio ufficio.. non preoccuparti di venire a trovarmi.....
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(DeepL Version: That stupid ghost...fucking asshole of a person.... mocking my country like this.... Tsk...no one even laughed at that! Why the hell would anyone say something like that........? ) (edited)
Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 06:05 PM
(THERE WE GO. THAT'S BETTER TO WHAT I SAID.)
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("fucking a person's asshole" lmfaooooo)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 06:05 PM
434 then began to walk away, going to his office
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Rika Sakura
(THERE WE GO. THAT'S BETTER TO WHAT I SAID.)
Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:05 PM
(I prefer fucking a persons asshole)
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O one gaishimasu wo fakku ofisu o yakiharau ippai no tomodachi to teki aaAAAAAAGH
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 06:05 PM
(-v-....)
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vaya idiota
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 06:05 PM
louie pulls out some trail mix and starts eating
18:06
hey be nice ghost
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"y'all i barely speak english i'm suffering over here"
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yo NUNCA hablaria mi lenguage natal para tratar de ganar un argumento
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 06:06 PM
(If Monika was here jesus christ-)
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O one gaishimasu wo fakku ofisu o yakiharau ippai no tomodachi to teki aaAAAAAAGH
Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:06 PM
di- did you just say "fuck you"?
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 06:07 PM
ima go steal some shit see you guys later
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 06:07 PM
434 went into his office, locking his door yet again, sighing, trying to calm down
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 06:08 PM
louie goes off in search of unguarded office supplies
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Shinyquarks
di- did you just say "fuck you"?
...more or less
18:09
I apologize for getting angry.
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[spooctus' morale decreases 😐 --> ☹️ ]
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:11 PM
So.. when is the pizza coming
18:11
and what are the toppings?
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didn't it alredy get here
18:12
idk
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:12 PM
I think it already got ordered actually
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...it'll be here soon.
18:16
ayo the pizza here
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:17 PM
Oh my god
18:17
the pizza is here
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(what what what WAH HAPPEN'?)
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:17 PM
[boss' morale increases 😃 --> letsfuckinggooo] (edited)
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how does it smell
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(17's confusion 100)
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Bug sets the pizza down on a nearby desk, open for all
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:18 PM
17 we ordered pizza
18:18
and its here now
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(what toppings does the pizza have)
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(is it just margarita?)
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(is just cheems pizza)
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(cheese, 2 pepperoni, a lot of mozzarella sticks)
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spooctus holds a slice and stares at it
18:20
it's.... beatitul
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Shinyquarks 17-Jun-22 06:21 PM
takes a slice and takes a bite
18:21
quite good
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spooctus puts the slice inside of his pocket (edited)
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Slice. eat. stick. crunchy munchy. mmm
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jack takes two slices back to his office (aka imma dip) (edited)
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17, in the corner and feeling awful, starts to shake. She's having a lot of trouble dealing with what happened to her, and then what she just witnessed happen to Ted. She keeps her head in her knees, trying to calm down before she does something she'll regret.
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(tf happened?)
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señor fbi
you're gonna start throwing baguetttes and italian stuff everywhere
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 07:39 PM
i have my chancla right here
19:41
IM READY TO START THROWING
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bug "rose"
(tf happened?)
(Delta got scared off from the lounge and then just saw Ted get bullied while she was down after basically being shrugged off when she said something about it.) (edited)
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señor fbi
ted you didn't invent the pizza calm down!!!! sheesh
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 07:58 PM
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bug "rose"
Bug thinks Ted is a crazed maniac.
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 07:58 PM
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"thats just ted. apparently he is italian and thinks that makes him the end all be all of italian food"
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 07:58 PM
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Shinyquarks
He doesn't even know how to make pizza though lol
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 07:58 PM
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(fuck you and your damn flip flop)
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señor fbi
ted you didn't invent the pizza calm down!!!! sheesh
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 07:58 PM
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(stop spamming)
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"hey ted. my favorite topping is pineapple" jack lied just to see if it'd piss him off
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 07:58 PM
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MonikaTheLesbian
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(SHUT UP ABOUT THE flip flops)
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Zara
(Delta got scared off from the lounge and then just saw Ted get bullied while she was down after basically being shrugged off when she said something about it.) (edited)
urgent
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bug "rose"
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 07:59 PM
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 07:59 PM
(WAIT I literally just backread cause I'm at work why is everyone bullying Ted LMFAOJCH)
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(he sure is a mad Brit)
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(because funny)
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Shinyquarks
just because your country made pizza you're entitled to know when we order pizza?
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:00 PM
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(WAIT I literally just backread cause I'm at work why is everyone bullying Ted LMFAOJCH)
Yeah and there's a 17 about to go off because of it.)
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atari
(because funny)
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:00 PM
20:00
you get two chanclas for that
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(because funny)
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:00 PM
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(here at [workplace name] we encourage bullying your coworkers)
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(omg wait i can have pizza and sticks irl)
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atari
(here at [workplace name] we encourage bullying your coworkers)
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:01 PM
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(okay moni you can stop)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:01 PM
(ok
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Zara
Yeah and there's a 17 about to go off because of it.)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 08:01 PM
(💔 Sheryl would probably join in too Ted's innocence is way too tempting for a demon ;;)
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(💔 Sheryl would probably join in too Ted's innocence is way too tempting for a demon ;;)
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:01 PM
chancla yeet
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(resend)
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Bug’s finished with pizza. …are you o- okay, Delta?
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(we are all terrible people)
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(we are all terrible people)
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:02 PM
(NO SHIT
20:02
(TESD AND DELTA WERE INNOCENT
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chancla yeet
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 08:02 PM
(Sheryl teleports. And LOL in my head even if Sheryl teleports Monika could probably cast like a homing missle spell on the chancla LFHAJHD)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:02 PM
(MOW MONIKA GOIN FULL CARRIBIAN
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bug "rose"
Bug’s finished with pizza. …are you o- okay, Delta?
She growls before standing vehemently, clearly and VERY visibly pissed off. NO! I come in here, try to be people's friends and all nicey-nicey, and i get told off for it! I come in here and all i hear is All of you being Absolute f××king A××HOLES TO ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS FOR NO REASON!!!
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(bug is not corrupt… yet.)
20:02
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Zara
She growls before standing vehemently, clearly and VERY visibly pissed off. NO! I come in here, try to be people's friends and all nicey-nicey, and i get told off for it! I come in here and all i hear is All of you being Absolute f××king A××HOLES TO ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS FOR NO REASON!!!
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:03 PM
(GO GIRLBOSS!!!!
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Ah—
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Zara
She growls before standing vehemently, clearly and VERY visibly pissed off. NO! I come in here, try to be people's friends and all nicey-nicey, and i get told off for it! I come in here and all i hear is All of you being Absolute f××king A××HOLES TO ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS FOR NO REASON!!!
Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 08:03 PM
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Zara
She growls before standing vehemently, clearly and VERY visibly pissed off. NO! I come in here, try to be people's friends and all nicey-nicey, and i get told off for it! I come in here and all i hear is All of you being Absolute f××king A××HOLES TO ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS FOR NO REASON!!!
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:03 PM
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And BETTER YET - i say what's wrong with me and I GET SHRUGGED OFF.
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Both I and Bug don’t really know what to say. …she doesn’t handle getting yelled at very good.
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:03 PM
monika hears this and takes out her chancla WHO IS BULLYING MY KIDS?!?!?! (edited)
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(sorry i just. "she growls" is very funny for no reason)
20:04
(like pop off sis but why are you growling)
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she claws at her own mask in frustration. I hope you all realize your f××king mistakes. Definitely told me who's really the good people around here. She says under her breath as she storms out of the room, fuming at Everyone involved.
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(like pop off sis but why are you growling)
(you know, "rrrrrgh....")
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:05 PM
delta, who hurt you and teddy?
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(was i involved Q_Q) (edited)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:05 PM
let mama deal with this
20:06
slaps her chancla against her hand as a reaasurance to delta and ted but a threat to everyone else (edited)
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bug "rose"
(was i involved Q_Q) (edited)
(Bug's not involved i don't think, she's getting an apology from her later) (edited)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 08:07 PM
(Bug is chill)
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(bug is still she, also you don’t have to lol)
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(hey besties it's me ari. i'm just checking in if people are genuinely upset irl right now because i cannot tell)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:07 PM
(neutral
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 08:07 PM
(Pissed.)
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bug "rose"
(bug is still she, also you don’t have to lol)
(sorry)
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Rika Sakura
(Pissed.)
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:08 PM
(same
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Same. ō _ ō )
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(like in real life??? help)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 08:08 PM
(Y E S?)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:08 PM
(yup
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:08 PM
(THE AGE OLD RULE, you hurt ted, you're dead)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 08:09 PM
(NUMBER ONE RULE. DON'T MESS WITH TED.)
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(bug thinks ted is insane and weird)
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bug "rose"
(bug thinks ted is insane and weird)
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:09 PM
😭 2
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bug "rose"
(bug thinks ted is insane and weird)
Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 08:09 PM
(It's called H i m b o.)
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Rika Sakura
(It's called H i m b o.)
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:09 PM
(TRUTH
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(man i thought this was a roleplay :( i didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:10 PM
(ok
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(also more than that - really felt like y'all went acting different when all these people joined.)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:10 PM
(TRUTH
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(THAT'S why I'm pissed)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:10 PM
(im pissed with both
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(i don’t fucking know what happened in emp lounge)
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(i feel like i'm missing something crucial here)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:11 PM
(no shit
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(tell.. us.. then?)
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(to put it into understandable terms, it felt like a whole importance and attention shift occured within the rp that was like "oh these people are here now time to neglect the others." Even if that's not what was intended, that's what was picked up by the string of events. Note, anyone that joined, I'm not mad at you all, you guys are cool and there's no hard feelings to you at all.)
thistbh 3
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:16 PM
(and the racism against italian people
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(racism?)
20:16
(it was a lighthearted baguette joke)
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señor fbi
(it was a lighthearted baguette joke)
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:17 PM
IT WAS MORE THAN THAT BUDDY)
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(sorry if that upset anyone)
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(it actually did upset someone, hon)
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(oh)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:17 PM
(it upset me
20:17
(it upset rika
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(i hope you all know i wasn't being serious at all- i thought this was all lighthearted poking fun at each other in rp until like. just now when you told me you were upset) (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:17 PM
(what)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:18 PM
(why did you dming saying I was racist monika
20:18
(when did that happen
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:18 PM
(huhhh???)
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(i think they're talking about that time with the Goblin)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:18 PM
(Awh Dawmm What Happened)
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Zara
(to put it into understandable terms, it felt like a whole importance and attention shift occured within the rp that was like "oh these people are here now time to neglect the others." Even if that's not what was intended, that's what was picked up by the string of events. Note, anyone that joined, I'm not mad at you all, you guys are cool and there's no hard feelings to you at all.)
@NOAH (HE/HIM))
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:18 PM
(goblins are not real
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is this the second fight with the same people
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 08:18 PM
(Yeah usually before we get into really mean/bullying/any sensitive rps we usually warn the other people rp'ing. But there would be no way yall could've know cause we don't have a #rules channel. I'll make one right now/when I'm on break)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:19 PM
20:19
???
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Zara
(to put it into understandable terms, it felt like a whole importance and attention shift occured within the rp that was like "oh these people are here now time to neglect the others." Even if that's not what was intended, that's what was picked up by the string of events. Note, anyone that joined, I'm not mad at you all, you guys are cool and there's no hard feelings to you at all.)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:19 PM
(Oh)
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(Yeah usually before we get into really mean/bullying/any sensitive rps we usually warn the other people rp'ing. But there would be no way yall could've know cause we don't have a #rules channel. I'll make one right now/when I'm on break)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:19 PM
(WAIF SHIT WE DONT HAVE RULES)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:19 PM
(NO SHIT
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
(WAIF SHIT WE DONT HAVE RULES)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 08:19 PM
(Yeah.. )
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(i thought we did)
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we have #info
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(Yeah.. )
NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:19 PM
(Oh!)
20:19
(that used to be rules)
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rule 1 is be civil
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Yeah, and honestly issuing a warning before going into sensitive topics for fun Should be mandated!)
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(oh yeah info)
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bug "rose"
rule 1 is be civil
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:20 PM
tell that to the fuckers being RACIST) (edited)
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(i thought we were just memeing on him i didn't think any of this was serious??)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:20 PM
(????
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(who is being racist
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(Moni it's not racism)
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tell that to the fuckers being RACIST) (edited)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:20 PM
(whos being racist and how)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:20 PM
(my bro
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monika i think you take your “job” too seriously
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:20 PM
(people were making fun of ted for being italian
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señor fbi
you're gonna start throwing baguetttes and italian stuff everywhere
(.)
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(people were making fun of ted for being italian
louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:21 PM
(You said I was and then couldn’t send a message proving I was bro
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(I get ur angry but be careful where you point blame
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(You said I was and then couldn’t send a message proving I was bro
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:21 PM
I NEVER SAID THAT
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(i mean it's not a nice thing to say but italian isn't a race)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:21 PM
(I ASKED
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MonikaTheLesbian
I NEVER SAID THAT
NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:21 PM
why did uget in louies dms callrd them a
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(i mean it's not a nice thing to say but italian isn't a race)
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:21 PM
are you fucking kidding me
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:21 PM
God Damnh
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(.)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:22 PM
yeah
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( • - •)
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are you fucking kidding me
(no i'm not ????)
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(no i'm not ????)
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:22 PM
ITALIAN IS A RACE ASSHOLE)
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(this is going further than it should've)
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MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:22 PM
im pisseed im gonna leave for now
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:22 PM
(y’all can we go back to silly office antics pls
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ITALIAN IS A RACE ASSHOLE)
table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 08:22 PM
(sorry but
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(fingers crossed)
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(it's a nationality. the race is white :/ )
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table! (326/649/656)
(sorry but
NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:23 PM
(i was scared ti mention that)
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monika pls take 15
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:23 PM
louie walks into the room through a louie-shaped hole in the wall
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hi fellas
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(it's like saying being british is a race)
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(i was scared ti mention that)
table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 08:23 PM
(yeah i just wanted to say cause i wasnt talking but yeah
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:23 PM
(GETS GET BACK TO Rp :))
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louie (203 & 616)
(GETS GET BACK TO Rp :))
NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:23 PM
yeah
20:24
(What Character To Rp…..)
20:24
(Im)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:24 PM
(4th one
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louie (203 & 616)
hi fellas
how come you get a hole?
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myhonestreaction 1
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:24 PM
(Making a New one Rn)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:24 PM
I dunno
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:24 PM
💥
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(you're quick)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:24 PM
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did you hear thwt
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:25 PM
yea
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same
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:25 PM
not my problem though
20:26
I am have learned not to bother with various explosions around the office
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:26 PM
(WAIT I STILL NEED TO Continue Making THE CAHARCTRT DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE EXPLOSION FIR RIGHT NOW!)
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HEY EVERY !
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:27 PM
HI!
20:27
who are you
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:27 PM
well hello! louie extended a hand for a handshake as always
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HOCHI MAMA! ARE YOU [All alone on a late night?]
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:28 PM
no
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:28 PM
spooctus is right here
20:28
He’s a ghost
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if you don't count me
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Spamton punches a wall. FELLAS I NEED [Cash! Cash! Cash!]
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:30 PM
(4 Kromers)
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DO YOU HAVE ANY [Get rich now!]?!
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:31 PM
no but if you want we can go steal things together
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A [Marketable Descision]
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 8
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Spooctus is arrested by the FBI
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I EAT NICKELS
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 08:33 PM
(PFTTT)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:33 PM
fun
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Zara
Spooctus is arrested by the FBI
MonikaTheLesbian 17-Jun-22 08:33 PM
(LMAO
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:33 PM
here eat these staples
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Zara
Spooctus is arrested by the FBI
(ghostbusters show up)
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:34 PM
tosses some staples at spamtons mouth
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señor fbi
(ghostbusters show up)
(BRUH)
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(the ghostbusters theme plays and all)
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Spamton happily munches and crunches and staples
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:34 PM
you are insane let’s be best friends
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Garbage noise
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:35 PM
I hope that means yes
20:35
do you drink coffee
20:35
we also have motor oil
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Help…. Mike?
20:35
MOTOR OIL!
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:35 PM
uh I’m louie
20:35
ok he likes the motor oil
20:35
follow me to the lounge
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GIVE ME SOME OF THAT [Cool summer fruit punch] !!
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 08:36 PM
missed chance of letting the employee number be ‘499’ or somethin)
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(went off the idea of "197"7)
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:37 PM
(what employee number do i give Bomb guy)
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(80085)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 08:38 PM
80085
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:38 PM
731
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 08:38 PM
AYYYYYYY
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
(what employee number do i give Bomb guy)
(Number AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
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(Great minds!)
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(shit i coulda taken 499)
20:38
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Zara
(Number AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 08:38 PM
(Sure)
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bug "rose"
I EAT NICKELS
(the vending machine at my local ymca be like)
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 08:43 PM
(is there anyone in here rn or is everyone in #employee-lounge )
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 08:43 PM
(Rn spamton and I are in lounge
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 08:45 PM
(ok
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Distant meows.
21:12
@Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ (might need you for this one)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 09:14 PM
wha what do i do??)
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(idk lol i just like rping w you)
21:15
(sry)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 09:16 PM
its ok)
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Bug’s asleep at her desk, unaware that something’s.. wrong.
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 09:19 PM
448 is walking around, watering the office plants
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 09:21 PM
250 just walks
21:21
i lost brain cognitive function)
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Distant mrrrrrrow
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 09:22 PM
448 walks back to her office, to get more water(for the plants)
21:24
(damn the plants thirsty af!!! tf!?)
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(my head js woozy)
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 09:26 PM
(idkkk what to do rn)
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fireworks are Scary
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 09:27 PM
(so true
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im sick
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louie (203 & 616) 17-Jun-22 09:35 PM
the plants start trying to eat 448!!!!! )
21:35
(one idear
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 09:38 PM
(ehhhhh (she takes care of the plants so idk
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Vore
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table! (326/649/656) 17-Jun-22 09:39 PM
(what.
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:01 PM
434 was still in his office, crying slightly to himself, holding his hands to his ears ....Stupid..... everyone hates you now.... s..stupid...
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 11:02 PM
yknow what)
23:02
time for a june n ted moment)
23:03
that WILL NOT get out of hand like that goddamn ai) (edited)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:03 PM
(WHEEZE- NO SHIPS HERE-)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 11:04 PM
FR)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:06 PM
(Wait they didn't even meet- oh boy.)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 11:06 PM
nope ahah)
23:06
250 walks around and sees 434 in his office then noticed he was crying, worried, he walked in ..h-heyyy, i’ve um...seen you around before..are you okay..?
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:07 PM
.... 434 shook his head, keeping his hands on his ears ...N..no...
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 11:07 PM
..o-oh...um......want to talk about it?
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:10 PM
.... T..They bullied... me... 434 just looked down, crying
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 11:16 PM
Bullied?....... 250 pats 434’s back ...it’s okay. They are just jealous of you, ignore them. And look, I don’t know you that much, but you seem like such a strong and courageous person, so I know that you are strong, and you’ll get through this.
23:16
Everything is going to be okay, I promise.
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:17 PM
B..but... they...... 434 just looked at June ....they... they made fun of.. 434 then looked back down ......
23:18
...They... they made fun of Italians.... they.... they made fun of me liking Pizza.... they... they probably think I'm..I'm crazy... and....
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 11:23 PM
250 just kinda hugs Ted ....It’s alright. You aren’t crazy. And is it bad to like pizza? You should be proud of that. Be proud of who you are, and screw those who try to hurt you.
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 17-Jun-22 11:23 PM
(total debation of Forcing one of my ocs to join the rp and be a total ass about this moment)
23:23
(pizza is good anyone who says otherwise is wrong unless you like 5 cheese marmalade pizza thats where i draw the line)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:24 PM
.....434 gave 250 a side hug, using one of his arms to give it 1..17 might..... snap... 434 wiped his eyes with his other hand ...I..I just wanted to be friends with them.... and.... they...
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 11:30 PM
...sometimes, there’s people who don’t want to be friends with you, who will hate you and try their best to get under your skin. But you gotta..push them aside, ignore them....besides, there’s tons of people here who would love to be your friend, like me and umm.. this lil cat keychain i have- He then pulled out a pink cat plush keychain and smiled at 434, as he moved the keychain a bit making it seem like its talking ..nyah, id love to be friens with u, mister!!..
tlwHearts 3
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:32 PM
(Oh my god I'm dying.)
23:33
(Screaming internally)
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23:34
434's eyes lit up slightly, sniffing, then slowly reaching for it, acting again.. like a child Kitty... (Yep I'm dying. This is killing me.)
23:35
(I NEED MORE OF THIS IN MY LIF- Rika died while RPing as Ted)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 17-Jun-22 11:35 PM
(IKR JUNE IS SO!!!!@
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 11:36 PM
PLS- ;;)
23:42
250 noticed 434 reaching for the keychain as he moved it closer to Ted’s hand and made it nuzzle his hand Awwhh, look at that, the cat likes you..!! Heheh...here... He then handed the keychain to Ted I think the cat wants to stay by your side and be your bestest friend forever!
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(if they didn't i was gonna)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:44 PM
434 chuckled slightly, beginning to smile R..Really..? (Yep I'm screaming and crying)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 11:45 PM
Heheh..yeah! Come on, you can’t turn down this little cute kitty now, would you?
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a loud thumping, almost feral stomping sound booms through the hallway.
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:49 PM
434 hugged the keychain closely N..no.. I..I don't wanna...! I..I don't want to make the kitty sad...! (edited)
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spooctus walks in hows the weather?
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:51 PM
(Ted now has a tiny cat keychain as a "kid") (edited)
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(does Ted's office have a window to the hallway) (edited)
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:52 PM
(Uhhhh- yes.)
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Through the window, Delta could be seen storming by as the thumping reached its peak volume. Her fists clenched, clearly showing she didn't match up with her mask at the moment.
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 17-Jun-22 11:55 PM
....uh....w-w-w-who’s that??? uh...
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:55 PM
.... - 434 snapped out of the cat cuteness, looking out the window ...D...Delta...? O..Oh no...
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oh hey it's delta
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Rika Sakura 17-Jun-22 11:57 PM
W..Wait if... you're... 434 looked at Spooctus ..... in... here.... 434 then realized something, grabbing June by the hand (not in a ship way), going into the far corner of the room
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what's wrong?
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:00 AM
The far corner of the room was under his desk ....Stay... q..quiet... 434 was telling June .... 434 then looked at Spooctus ....If...if she's in this state.... and.... she sees..... you..... she'll... c..come here...
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"alright " spooctus whispered
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:00 AM
Ted was also just guessing since he doesn't know 17 in this state
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:01 AM
... 250 looked at 434 a bit confused then nodded and kept quiet
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"don't you happen to have scissors here or something"
00:01
"just in case"
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:01 AM
Wh-... W..Why do you want scissors...!?
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(still whispering btw)
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The Omega Alarm isn't going off, so there's at least some Merit of comfort there... Right...?
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Rika Sakura
Wh-... W..Why do you want scissors...!?
"if delta finds us... i could distract them"
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:02 AM
...With.... scissors...?
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"buy you some time"
00:02
"i could try"
00:03
"but lets just keep this as a last resort"
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:04 AM
I..I doubt Delta could.... hurt me.. though.... 434 then looked at June A...Aggressive big employee problem.. 434 did a chuckle, trying to keep the mood up slightly.. since he did try to... calm himself down with the cat keychain, which is now in his pocket in his suit
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(flashbacks to what happened to louie)
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:04 AM
(IMAGINE JUST A LITTLE CAT KEYCHAIN JUST PEAKING OUT OF A POCKET-)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
...sometimes, there’s people who don’t want to be friends with you, who will hate you and try their best to get under your skin. But you gotta..push them aside, ignore them....besides, there’s tons of people here who would love to be your friend, like me and umm.. this lil cat keychain i have- He then pulled out a pink cat plush keychain and smiled at 434, as he moved the keychain a bit making it seem like its talking ..nyah, id love to be friens with u, mister!!..
(I HAVE NO WORDS THAT DESCRIBE THE EMOTION THIS MAKES ME FEEL)
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the door nearly breaks off of the frame, swinging open in a fast slam against the wall. She kicked it in with her steel boots.
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:05 AM
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spooctus grabs the scissors
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:06 AM
434 kept near June, silent, keeping a finger to his lips
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(has delta seen us)
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:06 AM
(Well Ted and June are under the desk- XDD)
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(she sees You.)
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Hey delta
00:07
what is up
00:07
dog
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through audibly gritted teeth, she responds. Why are you here.
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to grief the shit out of ted's office lol
00:07
why would i be here
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:08 AM
(OH N O THAT'S LIKE THE WORST THING TO SAY TO A ALREADY ANGRY-)
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(shit)
00:08
spooctus sneaks past delta* (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:08 AM
(Rip spooctus)
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black lightning VISIBLY cracks out of her mask's eyehole.
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 6
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:08 AM
(I'll have Sheryl collect your body.... or sorry lack of body...)
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spooctus attmepts to stab delta
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(you are dead, spooc)
00:09
(18+ is success.)
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good thing i can phase out of this
00:09
(Right?)
00:10
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 9
explosion 2
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:10 AM
(Poor June and Ted just hiding for dear life-)
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MonikaTheLesbian 18-Jun-22 12:10 AM
(l rip bozo
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spooctus is like really scared, and fails to phase
00:10
RUN FOR IT!!
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The white eye of Omega lights up in the eyehole of the mask as the room distorts into an exitless cube.
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that
00:11
isn't fair
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her hair whips in an insensible wind.
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:11 AM
434 was too scared to move..
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If ted doesn't do something right now, he might get caught in a crossfire he doesn't deserve. (edited)
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yeah ted could like totally do something to SAVE ME (edited)
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she grabs Spooctus by the neck, lifting him into the air with one hand. You've already done enough to my best friend.
00:13
the portion of the room she's standing in starts to succumb to leaking Narrative Contradiction.
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(spooctus is a ghost btw can this happen or do deltas reality distorting abilities change that)
00:14
(idk)
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(that's exactly why I mentioned the portion of the room she's standing in actually!) (edited)
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i- i was just j-joking!!!
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:15 AM
434 slowly realized what was going to happen, grabbing June's hand again, running from out of the desk, to one of the corners of the room- whiccchh is now leaking with Narrative Contradiction W..Woah-! 434 backed up, confused yet scared, looking around for a exit...
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i'd n-never do something to ted like e-ever!
00:15
i was try-ying to save him
00:16
(if only there was a Goblin to save me) (edited)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:16 AM
[In their office, Florence looks up from their paperwork to the feeling of a searing migraine. They wince. What the...]
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:17 AM
(OH NAUR HDHWHRH)
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RIGHT. ...See you in hell, OLD "FRIEND." She holds her other hand up to his head and crumples her open palm into a fist, expanding a textureless cube out from the interior of his head to blow it off his neck, splattering the remains. (Spoilered for sensitive content - gore.)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:17 AM
[Okay, whatever this was, it had to be dealt with, and fast. They stand up and start making their way towards what they perceive to be the source of this weirdness.]
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:17 AM
(Oop)
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:18 AM
(HE'S FUCKING DEAD-)
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(spooctus is finally at peace)
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:18 AM
o-o 434 just saw fucking Spoopctus blow up
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she drops the now cube-headed body of Spooctus and bangs her fist Against the wall, turning it back into a door.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:18 AM
("Nooooo my soul deal"- Sheryl maybe) (edited)
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(do i get to go to hell)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:19 AM
(Have yoy done bad things)
00:19
(You end up in purgatory first)
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(no i think i just go to heaven 💱)
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(nah, don't worry - louie'll reset ya maybe)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:19 AM
250 just stared at them, poor boy now has more trauma added woooo
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:19 AM
[Florence approaches the office, fists clenched. Jesus, it was almost... painful, to walk near this office? Something was wrong.]
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👼 *)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:19 AM
[Florence knocks.] "...Ahem. Whatever is going on in here, I'm going to have to ask you to cut it out."
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señor fbi
(no i think i just go to heaven 💱)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:19 AM
(lameeee heaven sucks HEAVILY /J)
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The door opens. Florence would then see an... old friend... 17-Delta.
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:20 AM
434 just... looked at 250, having a very scared look, also now scarred slightly
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:20 AM
[Florence stares. Blinks. Looks at the Spooctus on the floor. Looks at the... uh... Narrative Contradiction on the floor.] (edited)
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00:20
"What did you do."
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(the spooctus on the floor*)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:21 AM
(the spooctus on the floor.)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:21 AM
(floor spooctus.)
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Delta turns to Florence with a sigh. i dealt with something that had to be handled, Florence. ...Sorry for the headache.
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Zara
Delta turns to Florence with a sigh. i dealt with something that had to be handled, Florence. ...Sorry for the headache.
(oopsie daisy)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:22 AM
"I'm pretty sure that killing another employee was not the answer to that."
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(another spooctus*)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 12:22 AM
ace walks in, and just as quickly, walks back out. not today! (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:22 AM
(Why does Florence always clean up bodies I just realized LMFOAJFHAH DELTA WORSENED THE WORKLOAD ON FLORENCE)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:23 AM
"You didn't even come to me, the one and only HR representative, to mediate the issue BEFORE you took such drastic measures? Really? I thought they told you this in training. Come on."
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ace walks in, and just as quickly, walks back out. not today! (edited)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 12:23 AM
the thought of "among us body reported" crosses his mind. curse his brain!! /j
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:23 AM
[Florence clutches the bridge of their nose, sighing. I don't get paid enough for this shit.]
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 18-Jun-22 12:23 AM
(A body has been discovered!! ))
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:23 AM
(AUQS8EDFJRIGJTHJITOYJKHOYTKIOKOUYTPJPTPYU)
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Florence... you should know better than anyone here that i wasn't employed the same way as the others. There wasn't training for being a monster.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:24 AM
(DANGANRONAP?@,$,?)
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(delta sus)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 12:24 AM
ace is still outside the office. they take a deep breath, and walk back in...
00:24
sus
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:24 AM
"...right. Yeah. My bad."
00:24
"Anyways. This better not happen a second time."
00:25
[Florence narrows their eyes.]
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Don't worry, I'll talk to Garrie. He'll fix it...
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:25 AM
"If you have an issue with another employee... come to me first. You got that?"
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 12:25 AM
(ok chat important decision)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:25 AM
[Oh god, not Garrie. Florence hated that guy.]
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 12:25 AM
(do i have ace as you know Human In Appearance or the Bomb Guy demonstrated in #character-discussion)
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(bomb guy)
00:26
(bomb guy)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 12:26 AM
(just for rn i'll decide more permanently by myself later)
00:26
(sheesh bomb guy ok)
explode 1
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(then the funny whitty joke of his Employee number makes sense)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:26 AM
(MY MAIN GOAL IS TO BLOW UP AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODY)
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Zara
(then the funny whitty joke of his Employee number makes sense)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 12:26 AM
(Yippeee)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:26 AM
izel and bomb guy are gonna be besties fr)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:27 AM
(Ruh roh)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 12:27 AM
(giggles u guys can see what song im listening to right)
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Yeah yeah bud.... I'll... I'll try to contain myself better.... She says in a saddened tone.
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 12:27 AM
(on my like profile or something idk)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:28 AM
[Florence glances back down at the Narrative Contradiction on the floor.] "Also. Do me a favor and get that cleaned up, will you? Don't need that... spreading."
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(spooctus is now in heaven and they have free healthcare here)
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(freaking awesome
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Yeah... Right... I need you to get Garrison for reviving the... ghost boy.
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:29 AM
[Florence sighed.] "I suppose so."
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While i deal with... She gestures to the glitchy mess. ...This.
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(get a mop)
00:29
(2 mops maybe)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:29 AM
"I appreciate it."
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:29 AM
434 just stared at the glitchy mess... both in awe... and confusion... wondering what the hell that is
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she happy again. O'course, buddy.
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 12:30 AM
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Zara
RIGHT. ...See you in hell, OLD "FRIEND." She holds her other hand up to his head and crumples her open palm into a fist, expanding a textureless cube out from the interior of his head to blow it off his neck, splattering the remains. (Spoilered for sensitive content - gore.)
(SPOOCTUS EXPLODES ‼️ )
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:30 AM
"At least you're willing to clean up your own mess... unlike some people in this building." [Florence clears their throat.] "That's beside the point, though. In summary - don't do this again, and we'll be just fine."
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(THAT'S LEGIT WHAT HAPPENED)
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(What the deuce)
00:31
(i saw june say get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass bussy)
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Sowwy, flori... delta gives nicknames to everyone like this
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:31 AM
(H)
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assiel (florence + axel)
"At least you're willing to clean up your own mess... unlike some people in this building." [Florence clears their throat.] "That's beside the point, though. In summary - don't do this again, and we'll be just fine."
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:31 AM
(HEY- SHERYL) JDHQJDHXHS)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:31 AM
SHEURHSSHUSH I REGRETANF EGSSTOP)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:32 AM
[Florence was a bit perplexed at the nickname, but they brushed it off.] "Just... just don't let something like this happen again. I already have enough on my plate. If you have a disagreement with a coworker... you come to ME first, and I'll figure it out."
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(just a silly memory)
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(i totally see something between florence and delta being possible lowkey)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:33 AM
(LOL? maybe.)
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Zara
Yeah... Right... I need you to get Garrison for reviving the... ghost boy.
(whos garrison?)
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(Florence defo seems less uptight around her than others so far)
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Weezer
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:34 AM
(florence kind of has to be considering delta is above management and florence has to answer to management anyway)
00:34
(but i nod wisely)
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(anyone wanna rp this fuckin' neko thing?)
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assiel (florence + axel)
(florence kind of has to be considering delta is above management and florence has to answer to management anyway)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:35 AM
(I still find it fucking hilarious that Florence technically answers to Sheryl/management. Like irl me feels bad but I laugh anyways 😭 )
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:35 AM
(LOL YEAH ITS SO FUNNY)
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bug "rose"
(anyone wanna rp this fuckin' neko thing?)
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:35 AM
yess)
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bug "rose"
(anyone wanna rp this fuckin' neko thing?)
(I'm dead 😭 )
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señor fbi
(whos garrison?)
Public Narrator - part of the Storyboard Council [board of directors in office terms] of which delta is part of)
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Distant meows can be heard in the office.
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(oh yeah that guy)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:35 AM
(florence tries to keep everyone in line but the problem is MANAGEMENT IS ALSO PART OF THE PROBLEM) (edited)
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Anyway, I'll get to this... She looks down at the glitches and sticks her hand out at it, the room slowly returning back to 100% normality. ...it might take a minute.
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and Bug was there
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:37 AM
[Florence nods. They take a notepad out of their back pocket along with their trusty fountain pen and start jotting some things down.]
00:37
"By the way... were there any witnesses...?"
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assiel (florence + axel)
(florence tries to keep everyone in line but the problem is MANAGEMENT IS ALSO PART OF THE PROBLEM) (edited)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:37 AM
(That moment when a demon literally roleplays as a manager in another universe because they got bored.....😭 )
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I'm... Not sure, doesn't seem so. HEY, IF ANYONE'S HERE CAN YOU TELL ME?
00:38
she yells.
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assiel (florence + axel)
"By the way... were there any witnesses...?"
Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:38 AM
(Ted and June just standing there like: 🧍‍♂️ )
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:38 AM
(FLORENCE DOESNT EVEN SEE THEM LOL)
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(wait are they in view)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:38 AM
(i thought they were still hiding under the desk am i being silly)
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(did i miss the transition whwhwhhw)
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:38 AM
(VERY MUCH- THEY GOT OUT OF THE DESK AND LITERALLY ARE IN THE CORNER XDD)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:38 AM
(i tend to lose track of where everyone is like... spatially during rps)
00:38
(HELP MEEEE IM SO SORRY
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Mrrrrrow
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(That moment when a demon literally roleplays as a manager in another universe because they got bored.....😭 )
NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 12:38 AM
(im debating if i should have one of my ocs be able to Hop Universe just for the purpose of multitasking w their jobs, juggling an office job and a seven eleven job (they work 32 hours a day))
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Rika Sakura
434 slowly realized what was going to happen, grabbing June's hand again, running from out of the desk, to one of the corners of the room- whiccchh is now leaking with Narrative Contradiction W..Woah-! 434 backed up, confused yet scared, looking around for a exit...
Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:38 AM
(<--)
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assiel (florence + axel)
(HELP MEEEE IM SO SORRY
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:39 AM
it’s fine!!! I do too 😭😭)
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Delta then notices them with a gasp as the mess clears up. OH MY GOD TEDDDYYYYYYY ARE YOU OKAY I AM SO SO SORRY YOU SAW THAT!!
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:39 AM
(lets just pretend florence was so consumed by the fact that they were trying to deal with delta that they didnt even notice teddy and june in the corner)
00:39
[Florence looks over.] "...Ah."
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:39 AM
I- w...what was- all of-
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Zara
Delta then notices them with a gasp as the mess clears up. OH MY GOD TEDDDYYYYYYY ARE YOU OKAY I AM SO SO SORRY YOU SAW THAT!!
(when is teddy gonna explain i was just pranking delta)
00:40
(gone wrong (i exploded) )
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:40 AM
250 just standing there
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:40 AM
434 was still in awe with the Narrative Contradiction W..What-
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:40 AM
"This complicates things considerably more..." [Florence sighs exhaustedly before jotting down more notes.]
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
(im debating if i should have one of my ocs be able to Hop Universe just for the purpose of multitasking w their jobs, juggling an office job and a seven eleven job (they work 32 hours a day))
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:41 AM
(They use it for a good reason LOL Sheryl was just born with teleportaion)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:41 AM
[They finish and look up at 434 and 250.] "You two. Listen to me very closely. You are not to speak a WORD of what happened in this room to any other employee, capisce?"
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:41 AM
(OH MY GOD FLORENCE SAYS CAPISCE SCREAMING RN)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:41 AM
(EDIJFJGRFTIHJTYIOHOTYHJ)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:41 AM
250 nodded
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(I thought it was "capiche")
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:41 AM
(is it?? fuck let me look)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:41 AM
(HLEPAKEHHD)
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(I think its capiche)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:41 AM
(Omg i wanna know what other funny phrases Florence says(
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:41 AM
(i refuse to believe the correct spelling of this is CAPEESH 💀)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(Omg i wanna know what other funny phrases Florence says(
(perchance, mayhaps etc)
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(capiche bitch)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:42 AM
capeesh-)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(Omg i wanna know what other funny phrases Florence says(
(You's be sleeping wit da fishes)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:42 AM
(ABSOLUTELY THEY SAY PERCHANCE AND MAYHAPS)
00:42
(florence mafia boss when)
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Zara
(You's be sleeping wit da fishes)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:42 AM
(SAID IN A FUNNY MAFIA VOICE)
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(goin for a dive wit a block tied 'round ya socks)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:42 AM
(HELP)
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Zara
(You's be sleeping wit da fishes)
(SAID IN A CATGIRL VOICE)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:42 AM
(HELP MEEEE)
00:43
(florencecore gif)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:43 AM
HHSHSHSHSSGZGSHWNSJSJXJDJC)
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(Florence but Al Capone)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:43 AM
(JDJSH EEE)
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Um, um, cat noises, does anyone wanna do this
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:43 AM
(florence looking down at spooctus's body)
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somebody go entertain the kitty pls
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assiel (florence + axel)
(florence looking down at spooctus's body)
squashed
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:44 AM
434 was confused... still.. but nodded anyway
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(i have a lot of Ranch)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:44 AM
(florence the type of guy to put a severed horse head in the bed of their enemy)
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(staying 40 meters away at all times)
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Delta runs over to ted, grabbing both his shoulders. Buddy, are you okay?!
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assiel (florence + axel)
(florence the type of guy to put a severed horse head in the bed of their enemy)
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:46 AM
not a horse head but a bottle of motor oil)
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(So a gift?)
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(ALSO FLORENCE IS LESB - F××K YEAH I SHIP THE TWO HC)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:46 AM
"Good. I trust that we will not have any issues with this in the future... because if I find out that you have told anybody about the events that unfolded in this room... there will be consequences."
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:46 AM
(Florence sampling motor oil like fine wine.....)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:46 AM
(LOVE WINS)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 12:46 AM
(SO TRUE)
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Hey every!
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:46 AM
(HEEEEEEEELP_
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(what the spamton doin)
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(what the [4.99 Sale] doin)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:47 AM
spamsmash
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(Hey every! Naomi “Bug” Tamaya here! Just got these old 1997 multicolored glasses for only $4.99!)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:48 AM
(i would kill for spamton glasses irl.)
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(etsy, my friend)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:48 AM
(i have shitty eyes and i need prescription spamton glasses </3)
00:49
(I AM LOOKING INTO GETTING CONTACTS THOUGH SO MAYBE.)
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(Etsy Either you're a garbage fire or a Gold mine, never in-between)
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Zara
Delta runs over to ted, grabbing both his shoulders. Buddy, are you okay?!
Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:49 AM
... - 434 perked up slightly Y..Yeah I'm..I'm fine...!
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Ohh... Okay good... I did NOT wanna hurt you like that....
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(ted neko)
00:49
(delta neko)
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Also, hai new frien! She says to the person next to ted.
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:50 AM
[Florence goes back to writing in their notepad. The entire page is filled with bullet point after bullet point, all of them detailing what Florence just witnessed.]
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:50 AM
......H.......
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she waits, seemingly staring at them. She's not really, but that's what it seems like.
00:53
(Delta: DESTROY THOSE WHO THREATEN MY FRIENDS WITHOUT REMORSE Also Delta: OWO FRIENNNN)
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(delta: be not afraid spooctus: sir this is the scariest moment of my life)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 12:55 AM
.................h-heyyy..... [oh no social interaction, june’s worse fear]
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:55 AM
I..I- 434 was still trying to figure out what the hell just......... happened...
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I'm... Not like what you just saw, that was... that was some previous stuff....
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 12:59 AM
W..What was happening to.... 434 looked at the now fixed corner of the room What was- Why- 434 is really curious.... acting very curious since he's never seen that before
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 12:59 AM
"Don't think about it too much, 434." [Florence doesn't even look up from their notepad as they say this.]
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Don't worry about it, bud.... It's nothing.
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 01:00 AM
...U..uh.. okay...?
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...Wanna get freezies from the cafeteria with me?..
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 01:07 AM
434 perked up O..Oh.. 434 looked at June, then at 17, slowly nodding, still having the little cat keychain in his pocket
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You can come if you'd like. She says to June.
01:08
Oh, you too flori!
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 01:09 AM
[Florence looked up from their notepad at that. Nobody had ever really asked them nicely to do... anything?? That wasn't cleaning up someone else's mess?? Honestly, it caught them off guard. But there was paperwork to be filed... and forms to be filled out, especially after this incident.] "...Ahem. No thanks. I've got work to do."
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Zara
Oh, you too flori!
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 01:10 AM
(FLORI AH-)
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awww, maybe later then?..
01:11
she says to Florence in her brand of puppy begging. (edited)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 01:12 AM
"...Perhaps." [They put their notepad and pen back into their pocket.]
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 01:13 AM
[Florence's work was never really done, so that was a bit of an empty promise... but for some reason, they didn't want to risk hurting Delta's feelings. Huh.]
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 01:13 AM
(I AM WITNESSING RELATIONSHIP DEVELOPMENT OMG.)
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 01:14 AM
"I should take my leave now. Just remember what I told you all, and there won't be any issues." Florence looks up at all of the people in the room and narrows their eyes in an attempt to intimidate them into taking what they said earlier to heart.
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Delta just shoots her a goofy thumbs up. Sure thing buddy!
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 01:15 AM
"Delta - don't forget to have Garrison speak with me."
01:17
[Florence pushes up their glasses.] "Anyways. Farewell. Delta. 434. 250."
01:17
[They calmly walk out of the room and back down to the Red Wing.]
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 01:18 AM
…. 434 was silent, still taking in what the hell happened before in shock
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 01:18 AM
(POOR TED LMAO)
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 01:19 AM
(This poor lad went through so much today.)
01:19
(Ted needs a break..)
01:20
434 took a deep breath ….L..lets uhm… get…. going… His voice sounded tired… tired from everything today… tired of… just being there.. tired of… many things
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 01:26 AM
250 just pats 434’s back again
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Rika Sakura 18-Jun-22 01:27 AM
434 looked at 250 . . .
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 18-Jun-22 01:30 AM
250 looks back then looks away
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Delta stands up, fully letting his shoulders go. (edited)
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