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the shitpost floor bascially go nuts in here and make up whatever bullshit you want loul
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:30 PM
why is there a zeroth floor
17:30
who designed this building
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i did ig
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louie (203 & 616) 29-May-22 05:30 PM
you.
17:30
of course
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#######%#%#%#
18:17
Rose is chillin in her office, missing her cat
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bug "rose"
Rose is chillin in her office, missing her cat
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:19 PM
666 teleports in. Heya~ Oh my. You're really down, huh?
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…did I- I accidentally exaggerate it?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:21 PM
No, you just looked like you were missing something. Or someone. That look in your eyes, yknow?
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Thanks for telling me that I’m lonely. Didn’t know that!~
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:23 PM
Hah, you're welcome dear. So..~ Need me for anything?
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Well, I do like talking to you. She mumbles something out what she sold doorknob’s soul for
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bug "rose"
Well, I do like talking to you. She mumbles something out what she sold doorknob’s soul for
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:25 PM
(wait uh i thought rose had vending machine not doorknob. unless you wanna make a plot happen with the doorknob soul feel free :D)
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(she had both)
18:26
(but sold doorknob to sheryl for a date)
18:26
(iirc)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:27 PM
(OH RIGHT IM LITERALLY STUPID SORRY BRAIN FOG 😭 )
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bug "rose"
Well, I do like talking to you. She mumbles something out what she sold doorknob’s soul for
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:27 PM
Oh. So that's what you wanted to do~. Well, then by all means, I'm yours for the duration of this date. :)
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let’s just say she has demon powers i’m lazy. Rose opens a portal to.. …it’s nice out. The air is cool here, and the moon and stars perfectly compliment the night sky. Rose and Sheryl are brought to her secret hideway, a cliff overlooking a fabulous forest. Rose sits down, hands in her hoodie’s pockets
18:31
(see i can serious rp if i want 😭)
tlwHearts 3
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:32 PM
It's beautiful, rosie. I didn't know you were such a romantic~ (edited)
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(??)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:34 PM
(wait huh 😭 isnt the scenary romantic?? am i reading that wrong???)
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(grammar nerd sry)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:34 PM
(fixed??)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
It's beautiful, rosie. I didn't know you were such a romantic~ (edited)
T- thanks..~ Um, I come here to, uh, be alone. Think. Her demon features are showing now, and her tail wraps around her left arm
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 06:36 PM
(Are you two on a date or something?)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
(Are you two on a date or something?)
Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 29-May-22 06:36 PM
yea)
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(Noooo what would make you think that)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:36 PM
(yep LOL rose traded the doorknob guy's soul for a date fjawek)
18:36
(PLS)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 29-May-22 06:36 PM
(Ah, I see. Carry on)
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bug "rose"
T- thanks..~ Um, I come here to, uh, be alone. Think. Her demon features are showing now, and her tail wraps around her left arm
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:40 PM
666 turns their body towards Rose. Oh? It's an honor then. What's on your mind? Why take me to a place you consider private and personal to you? You got something you gotta tell me? I'm half kidding of course. :)
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…um. Rose, out of nowhere, grabs a blanket, wrapping herself up in it I… I don’t know… I definitely like you in some way- I- I don’t know if it’s romantic, but I definitely feel something. …I- I mean.. can’t you feel? You have half my soul.
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:51 PM
(SHOULD I BE MEAN?? IM ABOUT TO BE REAL MEAN 😭😭)
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(yeah that’s uhh… what i planned on.)
18:52
(have a very specific date ending in mnd)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 06:58 PM
666 smirks. Guess theres no use in lying anymore then, huh? Let me tell you something then. Rose, my dear, those feelings of yours? They're fake. [666 is slightly laughing now.] I mean, just look at you. Getting flustered, doing things for my sake..... You think I don't notice that? [666 laughs now. Full, sadistic laughter.] The only real feeling you have about me is desire. The desire to make yourself whole again. You're just lying to yourself. Oh poor, poor Rose. I find it so hilarious that a human could, dare I say, fall in love with a demon. A demon is already an entire red flag. But oh, I suppose your favourite colour is red then, seeing as to you genuinely fell for one. It's pitiful almost. I almost feel sorry for your miserable existence. (edited)
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Rose turns away for a little bit, processing it all. When she turns back to you, there are tears in her eyes, and she gets up T- thanks, Sheryl. She looks towards you, crying, and smiling softly, her hoodie and hair blowing softly in the night’s wind. Thank you for being my friend.. She walks backwards, directly off the cliff… to her grim demise. Rose is, once again, dead. (edited)
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19:03
We do not reset here.
19:07
(sheryl have anything to say to that?)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 07:10 PM
666 watches as Rose plummets to her demise. Ashes to ashes. Out of all the Roses I've met, you were the loveliest one. If only you'd kept those thorns up.... Maybe, you wouldn't have fallen. I'm honoured, to have taken your life, twice.
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(DAMN I KINDA HATE HER NOW STG)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 07:11 PM
(WELL YEAH THATS THE POINT HAHAHA. IM GLAD YOURE COMING TO YOUR SENSES 😭😭 SHERYL IS A CHAOTIC EVIL BITCH.) (edited)
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(IM STILL SIMPING FUCK YOU CHERRY)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 29-May-22 07:11 PM
pfffffff)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 29-May-22 07:11 PM
(ODJHSHDHDHSHHDHD SCREAMING 😭😭)
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nah
20:54
trash it
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:18 PM
louie quickly makes his way to the stairway
23:19
he is also very impatient and puts in earbuds while waiting for kel
23:19
he is sweating a bit from the stress as even though rose killed him, she is still a fellow employee who he cares about
23:21
louie is tapping his foot and checking his watch every few seconds
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:21 PM
Alright, I'm here. Where's 001?
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:21 PM
ok ok
23:22
let’s head down
23:22
Her office is there
23:22
if I remember correctly
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(fun fact: it's actually up from 400)
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:22 PM
(you insane
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(play the confusion ending)
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:22 PM
(?????
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:22 PM
(It's true)
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:22 PM
(Fine
23:23
ok come on through the
23:23
parking lot?
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:23 PM
Ah Louie, I believe Office 001 is upstairs. Come, I will lead the way
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:23 PM
Yea this seems wrong
23:23
I’m following you
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louie briefly considers how poor his navigation skills are before following kel and forgetting about the entire staircase situation within 10 minutes (edited)
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(theory)
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:25 PM
hurry up man every second counts
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:25 PM
(You can see outside tho
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(you can see white)
23:25
(you can't see outside)
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:26 PM
(That does make sense with the oob button louie found when he died)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:26 PM
(Stanley's lying outside a tall office building in one of the endings)
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(i imagine White Void would be cheaper than Fake Outside)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
(Stanley's lying outside a tall office building in one of the endings)
(we don't talk about that)
uh 1
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:26 PM
(True
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
(Stanley's lying outside a tall office building in one of the endings)
(the narrator probably just made that scenario)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:26 PM
(The narrator made all the scenarios what)
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:27 PM
kel come on which way is one’s office
23:27
there isn’t time to waste
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(YOU GUYS GET TO WALK PAST THE FERN!)
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:27 PM
(we’re doing confusion?
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(you're going to my office)
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:29 PM
(yea but why confusion
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(kel you gonna
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(?
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:33 PM
Kel and Louie wound through all sorts of twists and turns, upstairs and downstairs, until they eventually arrived at Office 001
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:33 PM
louie crashes through the door to find 001
23:33
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 01-Jun-22 11:33 PM
ONE
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 18
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001 is passed out lying on her desk, room filled with pumpkin guts and shells and also a few watermelons. She looks to have eaten more than fifteen...
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:34 PM
oh my god
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:35 PM
Oh 001...
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:35 PM
Do you have an epipen
23:35
shit uh
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:35 PM
No, we'll have to take her to the infirmary
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:35 PM
Bring her out into the hallway
23:35
yea even better
23:36
louie carries her by himself to the infirmary with relative ease
23:36
alright I’m gonna set her down on this stretcher
23:37
ok ok ok what do we do
23:37
shit shit shit
23:38
I’m freaking out kel
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:38 PM
Language, Louie. Calm down, I will go find Sheryl, she is the one with demon knowledge
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:39 PM
we have an entire first aid kit right here
23:39
look I know how overdoses work
23:39
(he doesn’t)
23:39
we need every possible moment
23:39
just have to figure out what to inject
23:39
louie starts sifting through the bag in a panic
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:40 PM
Louie, don't. You do not have the medical knowledge to treat 001. If we accidentally make her condition worse, the company could be sued
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:40 PM
but
23:40
She’s dying
23:41
does this not concern you
23:41
louie’s heart rate is through the roof
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Carl-bot BOT 01-Jun-22 11:41 PM
bug 2
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(Lol)
bug 2
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:42 PM
Kel sighed and approached 001 You are lucky managers were required to learn first aid in the Company Contract before being promoted
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:42 PM
look I know a lot of shit has gone down but how are you so calm about this
23:42
don’t answer that
23:42
just
23:42
help
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 01-Jun-22 11:44 PM
Kel performed CPR chest compressions to make 001 wake up
23:44
?roll d20
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@Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) You rolled 18
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Carl-bot BOT 01-Jun-22 11:44 PM
ONE
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Rose hacks out a piece of pumpkin, coughs, and is AWAKE
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:45 PM
oh Jesus
23:45
ohhh
23:45
you alright?
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Uh…
23:54
y- yeah sUree
23:54
(sorry pills kiickking in)
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louie (203 & 616) 01-Jun-22 11:54 PM
(you’re actually high??
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(sleepy pill)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 02-Jun-22 12:00 AM
(Get some rest, sleepy pills are for sleepy times)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 12:46 AM
(warning: do not take double the recommended dosage)
00:46
(it does not feel good)
00:46
(thought to mention!)
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 06:52 PM
music was playing, cake and flags are everywhere whats upp
18:52
lets get gay, gays
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:52 PM
i, 104, pull up
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:52 PM
as do i
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:53 PM
hello everyone here
18:53
why and how did you do this
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:53 PM
louie makes a grand entrance with the gusto of a mob boss and the personality of a cheerleader
18:53
WOOOOOOOO
18:53
PARTY
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:53 PM
and is there anything to drink (whats the food selection if anything)
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 06:53 PM
WOOOOOOO LETS GET CRAZY BABES!
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:54 PM
(104 is wearing a pride themed outfit based on they gender and sexuality but im wondering if it should be a dress or something else)
18:54
(just imagine whatever you want for now)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:54 PM
louie rips his suit off, forgetting the 7 flags he swiped from 104 were sitting in his jacket pockets
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18:54
YAEAEYAYEAYEYAEYEYA
18:54
he runs full speed across the room
18:54
slamming into the wall
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 06:54 PM
moni is wearing a lesbian hairpin and a pastel rainbow kimono (edited)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:54 PM
wooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 02-Jun-22 06:54 PM
[Stanley takes the door to his left, which of course, is where the party with all of his co-workers is. He smiles. Then frowns. What is Louie doing, he asks to himself. No one knows, Stanley. No one.]
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 06:55 PM
STANLEYYYYYYYY
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:55 PM
STANLEY ITS PARTY TIME
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 06:55 PM
one of my favorite gays EVERRR
18:55
come on in, have some cake
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:55 PM
...what flavor is the cake
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:55 PM
louie picks stanley up over his head like a quaterback that just made the championship-winning throw
18:55
HOO HOO HOO HOO
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 06:55 PM
she has rainbow earplugs i have one of everything, IM THE CAKE QUEEN TONIGHT
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:56 PM
OH MY GOD
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 02-Jun-22 06:56 PM
[Stanley screams. Loudly. Which is very out of character for the worker] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:56 PM
ohhh my goodness
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:56 PM
HELP STANLEY????? ARE YOU OKAY??
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:56 PM
i am going to put you down now
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 06:56 PM
you good stanley?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:56 PM
maybe i went abit far
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 06:56 PM
yeah
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:56 PM
im gonna go get some punch
18:56
sorry stanley
18:56
i got caught up in the moment
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 02-Jun-22 06:57 PM
250 walks in from Stanley’s scream then looks around “Woah sweet..”
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:57 PM
(what song is playing just wondering)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:57 PM
louie walks over to the snack table, grabs a cup of punch, and leans against it like a cool guy
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 02-Jun-22 06:57 PM
[Once he is set down, he pats out his shirt, smoothing it.] "Sorry it just surprised me is all! It is alright :)" [How did you sign that. Stanley how do you sign an emoticon.]
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:58 PM
on the snack table, theres those funny little thin plastic table covers that is really fun to put holes in with your finger. 104 does just that.
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:58 PM
oooooooooo is there a dj request queue
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:58 PM
IS THERE?
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:58 PM
i goootttttttt chuuuuuuu guys
18:59
louie walks up and starts playing float on by modest mouse
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 06:59 PM
YOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:59 PM
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 06:59 PM
im getting a music bot rn)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 06:59 PM
louie is just kinda cirlcing around his arms in the air and jamming
18:59
(get tempo
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 02-Jun-22 07:01 PM
[Stanley does a little jig! He's groovin! Having a good old time with his fellow co-workers, celebrating pride together! It is quite cute. What could go wrong? Nothing, surely!]
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 07:02 PM
(sheryl comes in /j
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 07:02 PM
(ARE YOU FORESHADOWING SOMETHING
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 02-Jun-22 07:02 PM
(NO BUT I KNOW YOU GUYS))
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:02 PM
(WE IWLL KILL SOMOENE
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 07:02 PM
vibing
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:03 PM
louie just completely fills the queue with his own music
19:03
without a second thought
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 07:04 PM
meow
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 02-Jun-22 07:07 PM
[Stanley goes over to Louie and taps his shoulder to get his attention] "How do I request a song? I have one I would like to hear!"
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:07 PM
(queue up some linkin park it will be so funny
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 02-Jun-22 07:07 PM
(HELP)
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MonikaTheLesbian 02-Jun-22 07:13 PM
@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) (sheryl, pride partyy
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 07:16 PM
vc is so interesting)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:16 PM
hell
19:16
my hell
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assiel (florence + axel) 02-Jun-22 07:17 PM
[In a rather dark corner of the room, Florence leans up against the wall, watching the festivities silently. They were never one for parties, but they believed it was their job to watch over it and make sure nobody did anything too crazy.]
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:17 PM
louie is developing a migrane
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 07:18 PM
good
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:22 PM
louie passes out from spiked punch
tlwHearts 1
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assiel (florence + axel) 02-Jun-22 07:24 PM
[Florence is on their fourth cup of punch. Surprisingly pleasant, they think to themself as they take another very large sip.]
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:28 PM
louie's unconscious, shirtless body flops itself back to his desk via unknown means
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 07:28 PM
thats concerning
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assiel (florence + axel)
[Florence is on their fourth cup of punch. Surprisingly pleasant, they think to themself as they take another very large sip.]
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 07:29 PM
[Poof! Suddenly Sheryl is behind them and snatches a cup of punch then poofs away.]
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:29 PM
he returns to the party within 5 minutes
19:29
hhhheeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
19:29
stumbles over into the table
19:29
owweee
19:29
who spiked theee
19:29
punch
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assiel (florence + axel) 02-Jun-22 07:29 PM
[Florence goes to take another sip only to find the cup is gone. They make this face: 😐 before going over to get another cup.]
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 07:30 PM
someone spiked the punch??
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:30 PM
ayeeyeeersssss i just passed out
19:30
moments ago
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assiel (florence + axel) 02-Jun-22 07:30 PM
“Oh. It’s spiked. Hm.”
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:30 PM
frommm it
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
someone spiked the punch??
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 07:30 PM
(Probablt Sheryl all things considered.)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:31 PM
well my suit is ruined
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assiel (florence + axel) 02-Jun-22 07:31 PM
[For a moment, Florence thinks they should probably do something about this. They decide not to. Whatever.]
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:31 PM
i wonder if the flags are ok
19:31
?roll d20
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Carl-bot BOT 02-Jun-22 07:31 PM
ONE
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 12
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:31 PM
louie recovers 4 out of the 7 stolen pride flags from his jacket
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assiel (florence + axel) 02-Jun-22 07:31 PM
[Unphased, Florence fills up their cup to the brim before walking back to their corner silently.]
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:31 PM
he proceeds to jaunt around the room holding a flag in each hand
19:31
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
19:32
i frolicking
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 02-Jun-22 07:32 PM
....Hiccup- [Oh no. Stanley please dont tell me you have been drinking the punch? You have, haven't you. Oh dear.]
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 07:32 PM
louie makes several laps around the room doing this
19:33
ohhhh stanley you ok?
19:33
(gtg
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19:33
(sorry
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 02-Jun-22 07:33 PM
(here i got this)
19:34
[Stanley watches as as soon as Louie asks if he is okay, Louie collapse to the ground.]
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assiel (florence + axel)
[Unphased, Florence fills up their cup to the brim before walking back to their corner silently.]
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 07:34 PM
(I love how the Florence and Sheryl are just willingly consuming spiked punch cause it does absolutely nothing to them LOL)
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 02-Jun-22 07:34 PM
(GDHKJDGGDDG)
19:35
[Stanley decides to- what? Sit on the floor? Well okay, suit yourself. Stanley sits on the floor, then]
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Rose is downing punch. Oh no.
19:38
mmMmMMMMM YEAAAAAAH
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(I love how the Florence and Sheryl are just willingly consuming spiked punch cause it does absolutely nothing to them LOL)
assiel (florence + axel) 02-Jun-22 07:39 PM
(LOL EXACTLY florence couldnt even get drunk if they tried)
19:39
[Florence watches the aftermath of everybody consuming the spiked punch with a disinterested gaze.]
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Moderation, Rose, moderation.. She mumbles to herself, sitting down in a nearby seat
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 02-Jun-22 07:43 PM
250 just eats a slice of gay cake
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bum to the bum to the bum to the bass
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assiel (florence + axel)
(LOL EXACTLY florence couldnt even get drunk if they tried)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 08:17 PM
(Sheryl probably doesn't even have the right organs/no organs to digust edible stuff. So they just kinda ingest things normally but then teleport it out of their body LMFAO)
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(cum)
💀 1
uhng 1
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 08:21 PM
(I- i mean cum is edible but- wh- i- 😭 😭 )
uhng 1
why 1
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 08:26 PM
uhng
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 02-Jun-22 08:26 PM
WHAT?)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 02-Jun-22 08:26 PM
What
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 08:26 PM
(I DONT KNOW KAIA BROUGHT IT UP)
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(cum but like… its hard candy like butterscotch)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 08:28 PM
(you need to be quiet)
thistbh 2
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(okay lol)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 02-Jun-22 08:28 PM
(Cum candy... cumdy..)
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 08:28 PM
chat rn
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(NUTTERSCOTCH)
💀 2
20:28
(HENDNFNDJSKSNFJWBBS)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 02-Jun-22 08:28 PM
Pls.......)
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 02-Jun-22 09:18 PM
I MADE THAT INT A POST HOLD ON))
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Rose has had half a gallon of punch
uhng 1
23:01
please help her
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louie (203 & 616) 02-Jun-22 11:01 PM
(i in the emplyoee lounge i cant help this time
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 02-Jun-22 11:05 PM
250 just stand there tapping their fork on the plate to the beat lmao
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ok, uh, 001 is bored in her office
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383) 03-Jun-22 01:59 AM
(I hopped in this channel, read the recent messages, and left again. I have seen too much)
😭 1
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 03-Jun-22 02:01 AM
yeah)
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Print (Kel - Mgmt #383)
(I hopped in this channel, read the recent messages, and left again. I have seen too much)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 03-Jun-22 02:21 AM
(NAURRR LMFAIFKJSAE)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 05-Jun-22 11:33 PM
Here the guy the ughhjhh god,,, he just kinda lays down on the floor and plays music
😢 2
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(i feel so bad)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:35 PM
(JUNE WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ;W;W;W;;W;)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 05-Jun-22 11:44 PM
they would probably know that and love you back,but not like thats possible anymore heheh)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚
they would probably know that and love you back,but not like thats possible anymore heheh)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 05-Jun-22 11:46 PM
(NAURRR i think its okay tho causetechinically sheryl hasnt used June's soul yet iuts just less effective)
23:46
(pain)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
666 watches as Rose plummets to her demise. Ashes to ashes. Out of all the Roses I've met, you were the loveliest one. If only you'd kept those thorns up.... Maybe, you wouldn't have fallen. I'm honoured, to have taken your life, twice.
MULTIPLE ROSES?
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bug "rose"
MULTIPLE ROSES?
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 12-Jun-22 09:16 PM
(They probably met a lot of people named rose since their birth yknow? And sorry for pinging/responding to this like a week later LMFAO-) (edited)
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Magnus⁎⁺˳✧༚ 12-Jun-22 10:08 PM
June lies down on the floor again except just too tired to try to play anything
😭 2
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finally here
22:59
i hope theres a goblin
23:00
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 20
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:00 PM
oh look
23:00
a goblin
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( GOBLIN!! )
23:00
is that a goblin?
23:00
that is so cool
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:00 PM
i think
23:00
hi bro!!!
23:00
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 5
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the goblin just sits there, emotionless
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:00 PM
the goblin is not friendly back to louie
23:00
can i have your pot of gold
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the goblin says"that is SUCH a harmful steryotype!"
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:01 PM
oh im so sorry
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The Goblin walks away
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:01 PM
i meant the kettle over there
23:01
in the corner
23:01
its shiny so i thought it was gold
23:01
my apologies
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:01 PM
Dude did I just watch a mircoagresstion happen
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smh louie
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:02 PM
AH where did you come from
23:02
i didnt mean to
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 5
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(no dracula)
23:02
(😭)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:02 PM
poof Hi~ I saw a goblin scamper off somewhere. What happened?
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:02 PM
Louie was being racist
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:02 PM
i said something bad on accident
23:02
LOOK
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louie made a harmful remark
23:03
towards the goblim
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:03 PM
(? HELP WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE)
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 2
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:03 PM
tell me that kettle in the corner over there doesnt look like a pot of gold
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:03 PM
Of course. Mhm...
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:03 PM
(NOTHING SERIOUS DW)
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(fuck it)
23:03
(leprauchan still appears)
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:03 PM
(all i read was "Louie was being racist" and i went ? WHAT)
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oh hey look
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:03 PM
oh hey fella
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a leupruchan
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:03 PM
do you work here?
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don't beracist this time
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:03 PM
I WONT oh my gosh (edited)
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 13
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the lepruchan robs louies pockets really fast and then goes inside his magical hat
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:04 PM
WHAT NO
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:04 PM
Hah. Classic leprechauns...
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:04 PM
THATS MY STOLEN SHIT
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should've been racist
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:04 PM
GIVE IT BACK
23:04
good point spooctus
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 5
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:05 PM
(does he internalize this
23:05
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 9
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(no canadias)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:05 PM
(he doesnt
23:05
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 1
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:05 PM
jerma walks into the room
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holy smokes
23:05
is that jerma985
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:05 PM
Annnnnnd earth is crashing. sigh
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:05 PM
oh hi
23:05
do you work here
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hi germy
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:06 PM
you know him?
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*jerma985 STARES *
23:06
he's like
23:06
a streamer
23:06
so cool
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señor fbi
*jerma985 STARES *
louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:06 PM
with murderous and pychopathic rage
23:06
oh
23:07
so he doesn't work here?
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
Ohhh my god jerma hiii haha big fan~~
23:07
Haha twirls my hair
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he's mine sorry
23:07
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 14
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jerma explodes
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
NO NOT AGAIN
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
OH NO
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there he goes
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
this happens to every man I love
😭 1
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
The horror!
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 1
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(no horse)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:07 PM
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 7
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 12
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god appears
23:08
hi
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:08 PM
oh
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do you work here?
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:08 PM
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:08 PM
why would you say that to god stanley
23:08
oh my goodness
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:08 PM
Fuck god
23:08
Fuck you
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:08 PM
oh
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god is absolutely RIPPED
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:08 PM
You know what you did to me
23:08
Asshole
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:08 PM
we should beat him up
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(HEHHDSHFVHGSHVHVXKX)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:08 PM
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 9
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 16
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:09 PM
?roll d20
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:09 PM
?roll d20
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@STANLEY🧸☕#427 You rolled 6
23:09
@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) You rolled 19
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god has had enough of this, and throws stanley across the room
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:09 PM
[he dies] (edited)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:09 PM
[SHERYL FINALLY PUNCHES GOD LETS GO.]
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:09 PM
explosion explosion
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:09 PM
then team fortress 2 heavy in real life falls down the stairs into the room (edited)
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assiel (florence + axel) 15-Jun-22 11:09 PM
(Horse sighted)
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god just stares down at sheryl and touches her forehead
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she is sent flying backwards
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:10 PM
im good right?
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god gives louie a candy wrapper
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:10 PM
(WHY WOULD SHERYL LET GOD EVEN NEWR THEM EWH)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:10 PM
YAY
😭 1
23:11
what do you think of that guy points to team fortress two heavy
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
(WHY WOULD SHERYL LET GOD EVEN NEWR THEM EWH)
*he just zooms right in front of her *
23:11
(Like omniman)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 15-Jun-22 11:11 PM
(Jshdyry PLS)
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:11 PM
(roll for zombie jerma
23:11
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 20
😭 1
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G-germy?
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:11 PM
JERMA RISES FROM THE DEAD AND KILLS GOD
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 9
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a canadian appears
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:12 PM
EW
23:12
im taking your advice spooctus (edited)
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i thought those weren't real
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:13 PM
zombie jerma is now just standing in the room though
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the canadian chops a tree
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:13 PM
are you like
23:14
asking him to
23:14
or what
23:14
what does that statement mean
23:14
god gets bored and leaves
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louie explodes and spooctus gets depicted as awesome
23:14
i mean
23:14
sorry
23:14
daydreaming
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:14 PM
fmgnfmgnfmngmf
23:14
here stay down here and have fun with your streamer friend (edited)
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ok
23:15
jerma985 proceeds to tell spooctus about how much they would oblirate their body into pieces if they had one
thistbh 1
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:15 PM
louie goes to leave floor zero
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you have such a way with words jerma
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:16 PM
as he leaves he ponders why spooctus would admire such a clearly psychotic and unhinged person
23:16
and a short one at that
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jerma985 poofs out of existance
23:17
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
23:17
😭
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:18 PM
now the only people in the room are spooctus and heavy tf2
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i forgot about you heavy tf2
23:18
it's a good thing i still have yo-
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:18 PM
Whooaa zombie jerma.. bonkwtf
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heavy tf2 poofs
23:18
WHYYYYYY
23:18
😭
23:18
I DON'T DESERVE THISSSSSSS
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:19 PM
louie hears spooctus' cries of pure woe and anguish as he is walking up the stairway away from floor 0
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:19 PM
?roll d20
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@STANLEY🧸☕#427 You rolled 18
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:19 PM
18 to kiss zombie jerma
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(he's alredy gone, sorry)
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:19 PM
NAIR
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louie (203 & 616) 15-Jun-22 11:19 PM
(now you have tokiss spooctus
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señor fbi
jerma985 poofs out of existance
(.)
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louie (203 & 616)
(now you have tokiss spooctus
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 1
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:21 PM
Sorry that means you aren't cool enough to kiss me
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(this was for me to explode ok)
23:21
(i think)
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STANLEY🧸☕#427
Sorry that means you aren't cool enough to kiss me
watch this
23:21
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 19
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sick back flip (edited)
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:22 PM
WHOA
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 8
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(no horse)
23:23
this room has a lot to offer
23:23
like racism
23:23
see you later alligator
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:23 PM
Oh no
23:23
Am I going to get hate crimed
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(roll for hate crimes)
23:24
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 8
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:24 PM
?roll d20
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@STANLEY🧸☕#427 You rolled 16
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STANLEY🧸☕#427 15-Jun-22 11:24 PM
Did I avoid the racism
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 8
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(that was WILD)
11:19
(@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) this you?)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 16-Jun-22 11:23 AM
(😭 😭 what's with heavenly figures and wanting to fling Sheryl???)
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(what the damn i sent something and it got deleted)
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louie (203 & 616) 16-Jun-22 11:30 AM
(It’s happening to everyone
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hey every
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louie (203 & 616) 18-Jun-22 10:06 PM
(hi
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spamton g spamton here
22:07
i took my meds i feel a lot better
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louie (203 & 616) 18-Jun-22 10:07 PM
louie beams in splendid.
22:08
this is a highly positive development in your character, Mr. Spamton
22:08
louie vanishes
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:11 PM
dare i introduce mike to spamton
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Kromer.
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((the idea of spamton taking his normal pills is sending me))
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table! (326/649/656) 18-Jun-22 10:14 PM
(😭)
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
dare i introduce mike to spamton
NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:15 PM
i should then
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table! (326/649/656) 18-Jun-22 10:15 PM
(i wanna join/do an rp but i honestly dont know what id do
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atari
((the idea of spamton taking his normal pills is sending me))
NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:15 PM
💊 1
😋 1
22:15
mike pulls up
22:15
through a mike shaped hole in the...
22:15
the uhhhh
22:15
fuck
22:16
the plot a mike shaped hole in the plot
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table! (326/649/656) 18-Jun-22 10:16 PM
(mike shaped mike in the mike mike
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:17 PM
Mike Mull Mup Mop Mout Mat the Mafterparty
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table! (326/649/656)
(i wanna join/do an rp but i honestly dont know what id do
table! (326/649/656) 18-Jun-22 10:18 PM
(rp among us imposter
22:18
(no
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:18 PM
(DO IT)
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bug "rose"
Kromer.
NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:19 PM
Short
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Mike! Old buddy!
22:19
How’ve you [$4.99] BEen!?
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:19 PM
bad
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
(DO IT)
table! (326/649/656) 18-Jun-22 10:20 PM
imposter vents into the chat
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:20 PM
oh my god
22:20
what
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Spamton throws up motor oil and nickels onto the carpet
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:20 PM
mike pockets a few oily nickels
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(( D: ))
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table! (326/649/656) 18-Jun-22 10:21 PM
((are they american nickels or cad
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:21 PM
(yes)
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table! (326/649/656) 18-Jun-22 10:21 PM
(so usa
22:21
hello
22:22
(i cant do this
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OOUUGHHhh
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bug "rose"
Rose turns away for a little bit, processing it all. When she turns back to you, there are tears in her eyes, and she gets up T- thanks, Sheryl. She looks towards you, crying, and smiling softly, her hoodie and hair blowing softly in the night’s wind. Thank you for being my friend.. She walks backwards, directly off the cliff… to her grim demise. Rose is, once again, dead. (edited)
(by the way, let us not forget what happened here)
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table! (326/649/656) 18-Jun-22 10:24 PM
(death
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assiel (florence + axel) 18-Jun-22 10:25 PM
(damn sheryl was a savage in this one)
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bug "rose"
OOUUGHHhh
NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:26 PM
spamton g spamton, the spammy one, spamtamonium, spamtonthieus, how are you doing?
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table! (326/649/656) 18-Jun-22 10:27 PM
sus
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Adver tise oouggh ment
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assiel (florence + axel)
(damn sheryl was a savage in this one)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 10:29 PM
(I'm punting them irl for you dw <3)
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bug "rose"
Adver tise oouggh ment
NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:30 PM
that works
22:30
you know i think you should take some normaln't pills
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Spamton dies. Again
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:31 PM
?roll d20
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 10
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bug "rose"
Spamton dies. Again
(fuck alrigjt i guess)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:31 PM
thank you dice)
22:32
mike pulls out a d20 and rolls it on the ground.
22:32
its a ten!
22:32
mike kicks it into a wall so hard it shatters.
22:32
a faint "yippee!" is heard somewhere!
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22:34
roll for explosion
22:34
?roll d20
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 7
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 18-Jun-22 10:34 PM
shit
22:34
umm ok
22:35
22:35
that works... not really)
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NOAH (HE/HIM)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 18-Jun-22 10:37 PM
DHDYWHRB NOT RUI
22:37
OH N0
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spooctus was visiting jerma985's resting spot
22:37
he was so young and he had a lot of awesome things to say like how he would pluck my eyeballs out and all that
22:37
😢
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:38 PM
dragging oliver along with him, louie approaches the staircase for floor zero
22:38
you ready for the nonsense zone?
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:39 PM
"You don't have to hold my arm- Sure?? I guess?..???"
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:39 PM
ace Appears
22:39
just Pop He’s There Dont Question it
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:39 PM
oh yea he lets go of oliver
22:40
come on lets goooooo louie walks down the stairs, entering floor zero
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:40 PM
the Nonsensical Zone
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louie (203 & 616)
oh yea he lets go of oliver
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:40 PM
Oliver follows...
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:40 PM
ace thinks its really funny to jump down all the stairs instead of walking!
22:40
?roll d20
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 11
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:41 PM
and are successful! they land and are Completely Ok 💪
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:41 PM
WHA-
22:41
oh my god
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:41 PM
FUCKYEAH
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:41 PM
that was rad
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:41 PM
thanks
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:41 PM
they look around and its empty at first except for an empty dj booth they used at a party a while ago
22:42
@señor fbi nows the time) (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:42 PM
ah damn this looks pretty making of sense
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:42 PM
just give it a second
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:42 PM
A slight smile creeps up on Oliver's face. What energetic people. It's nice...
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a voice from out of nowhere exclaims ahem
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:42 PM
bwa (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:42 PM
what
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 4
😭 3
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?rol d20 (edited)
😭 1
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:43 PM
what are you talking about
22:43
spooctus
22:43
i can see you
22:43
standing behind the booth
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125)
A slight smile creeps up on Oliver's face. What energetic people. It's nice...
NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:43 PM
(Dont Take my Nonexistent SKull Please)
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shh
22:43
let me be
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:43 PM
sheesh
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 2
💀 1
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:43 PM
okay buddy
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 3
💀 1
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:43 PM
(HELP)
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?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 4
💀 2
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:43 PM
(IM FUCKING CRYING)
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I AM SO DONE
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:43 PM
(ITS UNREAL
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:43 PM
(HOW ARE YOUR ORLSLER SO BAD)
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I QUIT
22:43
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 1
😭 2
⭐ 1
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:44 PM
(fJAEFJKNAWEBGJKBWEAGJ)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:44 PM
(OH MY GOD
22:44
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 16
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:44 PM
(HSFJKAESJKF FINALLY)
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:44 PM
a yeti walks out from a corner
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:44 PM
(GODDAMN)
22:44
(WIPING TEARS FROM MY EYES RN)
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:44 PM
oh
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:44 PM
"THAT. IS NOT GOOD???"
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:44 PM
what
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:44 PM
he seems nice
22:44
hi mister! louie waves at him
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:45 PM
ace is
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:45 PM
Oliver instintively reaches for his handgun. "Louie. Be careful." (edited)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:45 PM
concerned
22:45
WHAT DONT SHOOT IT
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:45 PM
the yeti does not respond
22:45
he picks his nose a bit and then returns to the shadows
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:45 PM
(THEY DONT SEE IT YERTSEGF)
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:45 PM
(roll for postal guy
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:45 PM
"I- Wha- Is that a normal thing that happens on this floor???"
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:45 PM
?roll d20
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@louie (203 & 616) You rolled 19
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:46 PM
"SIGN MY PETITION"
22:46
a screaming lunatic comes sprinting at the group
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:46 PM
Oliver actually pulls out his gun. "STAY BACK."
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:47 PM
hey gets way in their personal space and asks them to sign his petition. In response to oliver taking out his gun, the postal guy pulls down his pants and starts pissing on him
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:47 PM
(H???WKDKW)
22:47
(ajswhaef HOW AM I SUISPEOF TO REPSOD)
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:47 PM
(thats something he can do
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:47 PM
(brb im eating)
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:47 PM
(???? OVERO PLEASEK)
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:47 PM
(shoot him maybe idc
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:47 PM
Oliver attempts to shoot.
22:48
?roll d20
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@cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) You rolled 11
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:48 PM
"H- WHAT THE FUCK."
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(OLIVER EXPLODES ‼️ )
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:48 PM
glep from sliming freinds is now in the corner but no one has noticed yet
22:48
postal guy falls to the floor
22:48
dead
22:48
oh wow
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:49 PM
Oliver is probably on the brink of tears. what and why. why piss. why. anything but piss.
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:49 PM
oh shit uhm
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:49 PM
ace frowns.
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:49 PM
ace can you sign the petition while i go get him some towels
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louie (203 & 616)
ace can you sign the petition while i go get him some towels
NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:49 PM
they curl up into a ball on the floor and start crying
22:49
crying fanta!
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:49 PM
oh wait
22:50
shit
22:50
oh
22:50
louie comes over to ace
22:50
hey its all good
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:50 PM
Oliver tries to calm his breathing. "Lab coats are replaceable but the trauma I just experienced was NOT."
22:50
Oliver isn't sure on how to comfort people in these situations. He just feels for them.
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:51 PM
Louie Why Did You Bring Me Down Here Oh ym Fuckufng God
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:51 PM
louie quickly runs to the set of two doors on their right marked "towels" and grabs two. he tosses one to oliver and brings the other one to ace to cry into
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:51 PM
Ijsutsawsomeonrpissonsomeoneelselouie
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:51 PM
i had no way of knowing what would show up
22:51
im sorry homie
22:51
hands him the towel
22:52
glep walks into their field of view
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:52 PM
the towel has been thoroughly fanta-stained
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the doors on the way out are shut!
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:52 PM
oh my gosh look
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:52 PM
"I am one more assault away from calling sheryl."
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:52 PM
because if aces Hysterical Sobbin
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:52 PM
ace ace look
22:52
a little fella
22:52
gelp is doing the little dance
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:53 PM
(Oh My God Real)
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:53 PM
(real)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:53 PM
ace Bomb Ify
22:53
?roll d20
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@NOAH (HE/HIM) You rolled 9
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:53 PM
(HOLY SHIT SO CLOSE TO A Ten)
22:53
(Again Dont Scare mr like taht dyno)
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(sorry i was eating wings)
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:53 PM
and oliver
22:53
i am so sorry that happened to you
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a tv appears
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:54 PM
what
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louie (203 & 616)
i am so sorry that happened to you
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:54 PM
"I'm- It's okay. I'm okay for now."
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"Wanna play a recreational activity?"
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:55 PM
no thank you spooctus
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:55 PM
NO
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a puppet rolls into the room with a QUAD BIKE!!
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:55 PM
Oliver's gun is just ready in hand by this point.
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:55 PM
awww look a little puppet
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it sprays silly gas and knocks them all out
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:55 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh (edited)
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472 appears "oh shit a gun"
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:55 PM
louie approaches it, tosses it off the bike, and starts riding it around
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:55 PM
pbbpt (knockd outd)
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:55 PM
WIZARD GUY ACE TINY BIKE
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:55 PM
"Oh. Hi, 472.."
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:56 PM
he rides it around like a madman
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señor fbi
it sprays silly gas and knocks them all out
(@louie (203 & 616) )
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:56 PM
(oh whoops gas)
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:56 PM
louie then falls off the bike
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"hi ! i was wo-" passes out
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:56 PM
unconscious
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:56 PM
Oliver thumps to the floor. His gun sliding across the floor.
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Louie wakes up in a room "Hello, Louie. On front of you theres Oliver you can call him dumb or not do anything Choose wisely" (edited)
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Rika Sakura 20-Jun-22 10:57 PM
(Eating popcorn while I'm drawing)
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:57 PM
oliver youre a little dumb but i love you he says platonically (edited)
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gus shows up, gnawing on 472's hat. alph somehow grabs it. it then bites his hand, and he wakes up
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"Good job"
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"ow fuck my hand"
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Money RAINS into Oliver
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:58 PM
OH MY GOD
22:58
WE'RE RICH
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"you are a great person louie"
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louie (203 & 616)
oliver youre a little dumb but i love you he says platonically (edited)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:58 PM
Oliver flushes. "Please help.." (edited)
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"ALWAYS call people dumb"
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:58 PM
thanks spooctus
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"huh whats happening"
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:58 PM
louie gets up from his lawn chair
22:58
can we leave now
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pbbpt (knockd outd)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 10:58 PM
ace is still knocked out here legit they stayed there for some reason
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wait! i still have another "Saw Games"
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:58 PM
sorry buddy
22:59
we have some recovery to do
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i just gave money to someone
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:59 PM
he picks up ace
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there has to be more fun to this
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:59 PM
oliver pocket as much as you can
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right
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:59 PM
we out
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if you're not playing then....
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 10:59 PM
thank you spooctus
22:59
he runs out (edited)
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louie (203 & 616)
oliver pocket as much as you can
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 10:59 PM
Oliver grabs the cash and finds his gun on the floor. Lucky me....
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The silly doll appears and eats all the cash
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"oh shit" alph shovels money into his hat. more money than physically possible gets shoved in, but it doesnt seem to fill
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then you get no money
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 11:00 PM
yelling from top of staircase TAKE THE DOLL
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i forgot to mention the silly door is armed
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 11:00 PM
a faint “YIPPEE” is heard somewhere above them
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don't try anything
23:00
you would probably regret
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 11:00 PM
ooo what was that
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"THE DOLL? HELLO WHATS HAPPENING OH SHIT AUTISM CREATURE NOISES"
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 11:00 PM
followed by the falling sound effect and crash!!! Mr Yippee has arrived.
23:00
WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 11:01 PM
ace wake up
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doll, please deactivate mr yipee, aka my SWORN ENEMY (edited)
23:01
?roll d20
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@señor fbi You rolled 11
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 11:01 PM
nevermind we gotta get outa here
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the doll sprays silly gas on his face
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"man i just wanted to find where everyone went . im lost and dazed and confused and i dont want this to be why i see narrator covered in blood from that one comic"
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 11:02 PM
HEY AL! MEET IN THE LOBBY OK?
23:02
with ace in his arms once again, louie exits floor zero
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(he's knocked out)
23:02
(Sorry)
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 11:02 PM
glep has not stopped doing his silly dance
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cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 20-Jun-22 11:03 PM
Oliver follows Louie. He was probably gonna call Sheryl to take him back to his office.
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señor fbi
(he's knocked out)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 11:03 PM
(NO)
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the silly doll has finished eating all of the money
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louie (203 & 616)
HEY AL! MEET IN THE LOBBY OK?
"can do boss !!!" They jump, bringing their hat beneath their feet and falling into it, vanishing. the hat phases out of existence as well.
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welp
23:04
spooctus turns off the voice changer now what?
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louie (203 & 616) 20-Jun-22 11:04 PM
(i thoguht he was just standing there in front of everyone and it was all made of cardbaord lloul
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(he was somewhere else and controlling the silly doll)
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señor fbi
(he's knocked out)
NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 11:05 PM
(joeks oun uuu tbh has been building up his silly gas immunity for the past 69 years!)
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(it was sillier gas)
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NOAH (HE/HIM) 20-Jun-22 11:05 PM
(Nooo!!)
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señor fbi
(OLIVER EXPLODES ‼️ )
(oliver gets peed on and explodes)
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señor fbi
(oliver gets peed on and explodes)
cherry🎞📽 (#🧦666/💛125) 06-Jul-22 11:51 AM
(do you find joy out of Oliver's suffering?? 😭 😭 😭 i mean fair it was pretty funny-)
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(i wasn't the one who made postal guy pee on him)
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[The walls are shifting...]
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(I unshift the walls (edited)
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