The Cool Stanley Parable RP

In a neglected corner of the distribution warehouse, there lies a faded blue door with a taped-on sign that reads “Mail Room” in childish-looking handwriting. Opening it reveals a small room with a concrete floor and uninviting grey walls. However, it’s made a bit more welcoming by the colorful assortment of pins on the wall tacking up letters and other pieces of paper that seem to have some value to the person who lives here. The floor is practically covered in blue feathers. In the corner is a pile of blankets and a singular pillow. In another corner is a small desk with a pile of sky blue envelopes, an exquisite quill pen, apparatus for making wax seals/stamps, and a neat stack of fancy-looking letter paper. Also resting on the desk is a blue leather-bound notebook - with a padlock keeping it firmly shut to all but one particular person.

(Yessss wax seals/stamps are so fun to dooooo slayyyyy <333)

[Angelo, after returning from the company lobby, un-birds himself and sits at his tiny writing desk. He grabs a piece of paper from the stack along with his trusty quill pen, and gets to writing.]

a brick falls in his nest

00:08

(JOKE

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(joke joek silly silly

(SDEHJFGHTFRUIT)

(the brick returns (edited)

(somehow managed to type fruit out in my keysmash)

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(NAUUURRRR)

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[After quite some time, Angelo puts down his pen and picks up the letter to read what he's written. dear richard (employee 649), hi!! i saw you wanted me to start writing letters to you because you'd never gotten one before. that's a real tragedy!! i think letters are so awesome. that's why i picked up this job in the first place, obviously, hehe. anyways, let me introduce myself!! i'm angelo!! no employee number, though. not a fan of em. hehe. i'm the one and only member of the mail department, i guess you could say! i love delivering letters and writing them and all of that fun stuff!! but enough about me - what about yourself?? from what i understand, you work in the "killing department", which i think is REALLY, REALLY cool, actually!! and apparently you're also the only employee in that department, just like me!! see, we're pretty similar already!! hehe :) i'd love to know more about what you do in the killing department, if you'd like to write about that in your letter back to me!! let me know if you need any help or supplies to send your letter back to me!! i hope we can become great pen pals!! yours truly, angelo!! By Angelo's signature, he's decided to draw a little bird feather. Pretty cute.]

(AWWWW

00:17

(❤️❤️❤️❤️ (edited)

(OMFG-)

00:17

(Rika died)

00:17

(Yep. She died due to birb cuteness.)

[Smiling as usual, Angelo folds the letter up neatly and places it in a sky-blue envelope, then seals it with a shimmery-blue wax stamp with a feather emblazoned on it - his signature symbol. He then places it in his satchel to be delivered later. He's very excited about his new pen pal!! Not to mention the fact that his new pen pal happens to be in the killing department, which is an area of GREAT interest to Angelo. He grins at the thought of learning more about the company-sanctioned murders that happen in this office.] (edited)

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(AWWW IM GLAD YOU GUYS LIKE HIM)

(ITS SO- ❤️❤️❤️

(CUTEEEEE WHA

(Rika is in her own death bed)

(GOOD HES SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE HEHEHEHE)

( I NEED HIM TO INTERACT WITH LAIKA AND EZRA A S A P

(RICHARD FIRST FRIEND

❤️❤️❤️

(YIPPIEEEE)

[Angelo smiles very wide at his phone as he turns it off and stuffs it back in his satchel. Finally, something else to do around here!! He rushes over to his desk to first write the message Monika wanted to have delivered. Instead of using word of mouth, Angelo liked to handwrite the messages he was given and place them in tiny envelopes to be delivered to their intended recipients. Something about it just felt more... formal, he supposed. Also, the tiny envelopes were simply adorable to look at. Opening a small drawer beneath the desk, he fishes out a business card-sized piece of parchment, grabs his quill pen, and gets to writing... ] (edited)

23:33

[Alright, perfect. Angelo grabs a tiny sky-blue envelope from the same drawer and delicately places the message inside. As always, he seals it shut with a shimmery dark blue wax stamp, and then places it in his satchel. Just as he's about to close the bag and head off on his merry way, though, his phone buzzes.] (edited)

[Stowing away his phone once more, Angelo grins. Alright, three things on the to-do list: 1. Go to the red wing to pick up File's mail, 2. Deliver Monika's message, and 3. Go to the 600 wing to pick up Ezra's mail. Mapping out the office in his head, Angelo decided he would deliver the message first, as that would take like two seconds, probably. Angelo promptly opened the door out into the warehouse, got a running start, and... poof, bluebird time. He zipped off in the direction of the maintenance halls.] (edited)