The Cool Stanley Parable RP

(hamtaro ham ham heartbreak

[She is plunged deep into the water, laughing uncontrollably.]

(YAYYYYYY FRY

[The water is a comfortable warmth, the paladin rises up slowly, giggling as she swims towards the #the-lower-beach.]

17:09

[The waves crash over her back, the soothing water easing her tensions.]

[Fry leaps into the water, sword held aloft.]

21:05

"Fish are some of the best meats in the world for your body! I shall make a grand feast for all of us!" [She sinks under the water.]

[Resurfacing, Fry has 4 fish speared onto her sword.]

(god damn

[Fry thrusts her sword into the air, triumphantly posing.] "I am the master fisher! Yahaha!"

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21:18

[Upon thrusting her sword upwards, the fish all flop off and into the water.]

21:18

"Oh no! By the goddesses!"

(NOOOOO

(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[She dives again into the water.]

Kevin is just shoveling fish into her mouth.

[Fry resurfaces, now riding a shark.]

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21:37

"I HAVE GAINED A NOBLE STEED! LOOK AT THIS!"

holy shit) (edited)

(FRY????????)

(it's a filler episode I can go outside her guidelines a lil bit tee hee)

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21:39

[Fry sheathes her sword and brushes her hand against the water, letting the beast take her around where it please.]

(what kind of shark

(great white, big ol fella)

(

21:40

(megalodon

(

[Fry pats the shark on the head and gently rolls off of it, splashing into the water.]

21:41

"Thank you my friend! May we meet again!"

21:42

[Fry plunges herself deep into the waters, scanning for suitable fish to cook.]

21:47

[Perhaps a net would be of some use.]

Kevin has already eaten a lot of fish.

[Fry surfaces, two fish in her hands. She's got a death grip on both of them.]

21:57

?roll d20

@travis! (Fry, Tullick, Robo-Fry) You rolled 5

(fuck let's try once more)

21:58

?roll d20

@travis! (Fry, Tullick, Robo-Fry) You rolled 17

(two rolls for two fish)

[Fry attempts to toss the fish back to shore, and is able to send one of them flying into #the-lower-beach. The other slips away.]

(okay where does this fish land. important question

[Oh goodness, it hit Stanley!]

22:04

"My apologies!"

Stanced in the sand, suddenly Margot begins sprinting from her place in the wet sand, into the water and past Avi, splashing them entirely. She moved faster than expected! @D.B. [AVI] + [GIZ]

22:11

after the water hit her shoulders, she put one hand on the frames of her shades and dunked under.

"Yes! The more the merrier! Let us all journey into the deep!"

She sputters as she comes up, and wipes water off her face, "Hah, never gets old!" she floats a little closer to fry, "What have you been doing down here?"

[Fry places a hand over her mouth and giggles.] "Finding amazing creatures and attempting to gather fish to cook for us. I love the ocean quite a lot!"

"Yeah? me too, buddy!" she combs a hand through her hair. "Id love to help, though I have no proper idea how to fish without the proper equipment, you know?"

[Fry unsheathes her sword underwater and holds it up in front of her.] "Would you like to use this? I can use my hands well enough for the task!"

Shocked into a quick laugh, she catches herself quickly. "A-Wh- You know what? yeah absolutely, pass it here" and she extends her hand.

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(I LOVE MARGOT‼️‼️

[Fry places the sword neatly into their hand, and gives a thumbs up and a wink.] "Take care not to accidentally use any spells, the pommel contains mana, and when you place your off hand to it and recite a spell, you can then cast it from any available limb."

Avi follows margot deeper into the water.

(hey, don't do this and stay safe, also here's exactly how you do that thing)

Margots brows furrow even as she nods with every tidbit of information Fry tells her. When she looks over her shoulder and sees Avi approaching, she gives them the first open mouthed smile they have seen from her, grin pulling wide up her face.

Avi smiles back. It notices fry out here, too. It waves to her. “Do y’all see any fish out here?”

"I havent, but id like to see one now!" she flexes her muscles, and tips forward a little bit with the weight of the sword

trapper/wade (that/it)

(I LOVE MARGOT‼️‼️

(

(edited)

[Fry waves to Avi, and begins to swim all around them and Margot.]

22:33

"My friend you have missed out! There were quite a few fish!"

22:33

"Even a big one which I mounted like a horse!" (edited)

Wild, lipped grin on her face, Margot widens her stance in order to hold the sword better.

Avi just notices Margot has a sword. “Sick…”

"Right?? and, apparently, if i do this, something will happen!" she switches hands with the sword, and, brow deep, she recites: "per le, um, dee, portami del pesce?"

22:37

?roll20

22:37

(what is the cmd

22:37

(uh

22:37

?rolld20

(you gotta do slash commands now)

(FUCK ur rite

Margot outstretches her free hand, and after a moment, she huffs. "Never mind, thought something m-Hey!" and, looking down, notices a single fish brush up against her leg.

Avi looks down at the fish. “Oh FUCK yeah! Fish!”

[Fry whips her view back over to Margot.] "What!? How did you manage to cast something like that? I could never commune with any animal, fish or otherwise."

“Damn, you’re just like aquaman.” Avi chuckles.

Margot looks up through her hair back at Fry, "Ah, genuinely I dont know?" her bemusement is palpable

22:45

"Maybe so! maybe i have the secret origin of a superhero," She wields the sword with both hands and mimes a swipe through the air.

Kevin goes over and grabs that fish.

Avi continues to look for fish while carefully looking out for large waves.

[Fry floats there, astounded.]

"You know what," Margot intones, watching kevin swipe the fish, "I had no idea what to actually do to catch that fish, so yeah you can take it."

(Margot, the almost 40 year old who continues to surprise everyone around them)

“Are there any sharks here? What- what ocean is this, anyway…?” (edited)

"thanks." Kevin proceeds to slurp down the fish whole.

D.B. [AVI] + [GIZ]

“Are there any sharks here? What- what ocean is this, anyway…?” (edited)

"The ocean! And yes, I rode on one of those I believe!"

22:58

"Big fish, big big fish."

travis! (Fry, Tullick, Robo-Fry)

(Margot, the almost 40 year old who continues to surprise everyone around them)

(LITERALLY

23:01

"I was just thinking that! im used to the pacific ocean, but i have never been to the atlantic, and dont think theres any way for us to actually know..."

Kevin decides to swim back to #the-lower-beach.

travis! (Fry, Tullick, Robo-Fry)

"Big fish, big big fish."

"you rode on a shark?" margot asks incredulously.

Avi notices a few small fish dash away from them. It distracts them.

[Fry tosses a thumb at herself and grins.] "Why yes indeed! I can say with confidence that I was able to mount one and travel around a slight bit with it. A very unique experience."

“Yeah, no kidding…” she huffs before offering back Frys sword, hilt up of course.

23:18

“Here, its cool but I dont have any training or anything, you know? youre far cooler with it…”

[Fry takes her sword back and sheathes it after giving it a quick scan.] "Why thank you! I aspire to be quite "cool" indeed. I am a bit amazed you used a spell immediately after taking a hold of it though."

She hums, eyebrows raising, “ mhm, i dont know if i believe i did anything but, like, it was too quick to be a coincidence, right?”

[Fry shoots a knowing glance at Margot, before promptly laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation.]

23:25

"Perhaps you could do well with a proper weapon in the future! Would you enjoy a greatsword? I know quite the user of creation magic who could get you started."

(hey i know a creation magic user who's also a really talented blacksmith haha .

(bitch who do you think I WAS TALKING ABOUT)

(dickass you HATE alt i know you werent talking abt it

(alphonse can make one sword and it is the MASSIVE one

(I will fight you)

23:29

[Fry turns over towards the #diving-spot and yells out at Altphonse.] "ALPHONSE! CAN YOU CONJURE FOR MY FRIEND HERE A SPEAR FOR FISHING?" [Fry coughs up sand.]

23:31

"I can hardly see Jeremy or Alphonse, with some luck they can hear my calls."

"Who and Who?" margot stands in the surf and splashes water around.

[Fry turns back to Margot.] "Ah, I suppose you have yet to meet them. Quite interesting characters those two."

23:36

"I almost killed both of them, both for different reasons."

23:36

[She runs her fingers through her soggy hair.] "My blunder."

23:38

[Fry points at her chest, a surgery scar can be seen.] "The big one with the blonde hair did this to me, that one is Alphonse. He is from another world, a counterpart to another Alphonse who resides in the tower we came from."

23:38

"Jeremy is the one who saved me, multiple times. He is a slight bit gross."

(HELP

"Oh, damn..." She seems a bit lost for words

"Good doctor though, a good friend as well."

(the fact that in the Real Story tm margot will go back to not knowing of them Again us so funny

(LITERALLY LOL

(he is a slight bit gross )

23:40

(<3)

23:40

(sorry)

(grimy fucker that one)

(yeah ❤️

(LAMO YOURE RIGHT THO

[Fry turns around and points at her back.] "Alphonse speared me through the whole chest, left me a little bit wounded." [She beams a goofy smile, let bygones be bygones or whatever!]

"well, if you say so...?"

( beach episode fry my bestie <333

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[She does not tell Margot that she jumped onto the spear on accident.]

4

23:43

(listen I get to go have fun and goof off with Fry and get out of the office, as far as I'm concerned I'll let her be happy and shit)

23:43

(love this break from the trauma)

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(EXACTLY)

[Fry turns back towards the #diving-spot and then back to Margot.] "It seems my cries for a spear were left unanswered. I wonder if those two use the lavatories together. They are always next to one another."

(WHERES THAT PIC

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( tee hee

(SORRYUTS SO CRUSTY BUT THIS

(GSYDJKMHAIO DGODAGIHKLDG HDGIDGKDSGSDG)

HELPPPPPPPPP)

(shit now i thought of alt as that vid of the guy dropping his packer in the toilet i can’t bretage

PLEASE)

(CRYINTH RN

(HELP DID YOU SHOW AL TBAT VIDEO)

(SHIT LET ME GRAB IT

(yeah idk how to enter take it away al my friend

Alt lazily kicked at the water, swimming behind Jeremy while still on their back. If Jeremy guided it into a rock or something? oops. Oh well.

[jeremy was looking out for any rocks he could guide alt onto. could be funny.] “we’re back, fry. if you even care.” [he teases through a mouthful of alt’s hand.]

(HELP

17:29

Alt lifts its un-Jeremied arm, giving an awkward wave. Hard to do at that angle.

(jeremy’s like “i wonder if i can give it More brain damage …”

Alphonse!

Alt lifts its un-Jeremied arm, giving an awkward wave. Hard to do at that angle.

(dawwwwww

travis! (Fry, Tullick, Robo-Fry)

[Fry turns back towards the #diving-spot and then back to Margot.] "It seems my cries for a spear were left unanswered. I wonder if those two use the lavatories together. They are always next to one another."

“you know, you know them better than i do…” Margot dunks under once more, and upon coming up notices the other two approaching.

Avi’s still looking for fish. They’re really focused.

[Fry spins in place, staring at the water beneath her]

trapper/wade (that/it)

[jeremy was looking out for any rocks he could guide alt onto. could be funny.] “we’re back, fry. if you even care.” [he teases through a mouthful of alt’s hand.]

"Oh yes! Hello!"

[jeremy steers altphonse directly into a rock that was jutting out of the water.] “oops lol”

Alt lets out an undignified "gwough" sound before reaching out with his free arm and dunking Jeremy's head underwater, shifting onto its stomach. "Bitch."

(HAHA

[Fry wiggles through the water at Altphonse, and taps it on the shoulder.]

17:40

"Are you trying to kill our valued medic?"

"yes"

[jeremy resurfaces with a laugh, spitting alt’s hand out.] “as if. you love it.” [it tackles alt into the water, splashing fry in the process.]

"Gwah!" [Saltwater is splashed into Fry's mouth.]

17:44

[She turns away from the two and rapidly spits out as much water as possible.]

Alt mirrors her noise before being brought back underwater, continuing the playful wresting with Jeremy. Surfacing once more, it shakes its head (like a dog) as best it can, trying to get their hair out of their face more. Fry also gets sprayed by this water.

[jeremy comes back up, looking satisfied.] “what did you need us for again?” [he looks over at margot. huh. haven’t seen her before.] “the hell is this.”

“hm?” Margot, submerged to her eyes, blows a couple bubbles

[jeremy sinks down to her level, staring right back at her. they’re like two crocodiles in a swamp.]

(LITERALLU

17:59

Margots eyes crinkle, and you can hear the muffled sound of closed-mouth laughter (edited)

Alt gets onto the side of rock that jutted from the water, watching them carefully.

[jeremy’s eyes flicker between alt and margot. he swims over to her and whispers something in her ear.]

She blinks, considering, smile gone. then she winks once, quickly at Jeremy

(alt like. "oh dont like this"

(almost called Jeremy trapper, wade and then jerma. help

(HELEODODBEJD

(IVE ALMOST CALLED JEREMY WADE AND TRAPPER AND TRAPPER JEREMY............... so so many times .

(LAWL

[a few bubbles come to the surface when jeremy snickers. his introductions done, he swims back to alt’s side.]

(I ALSO KEEP DOING THAT

(YALL ARE GOOFY ILYALL

(listen it's hard not to when *

trapper/wade (that/it)

[a few bubbles come to the surface when jeremy snickers. his introductions done, he swims back to alt’s side.]

Alt gives Jeremy a wary look.

(HAH

alt just

)

[jeremy looks at him, shooting it a sort of “what” look.]

after a moment, margot does the same, although a bit slower and more hesitant

[jeremy makes eye contact with her]

she swims up beside jeremy, and returns the look

Alt has a very bad feeling.

[they each grab a hold of one of alt’s legs and fucking PULL him into the water]

18:05

[biggest spash ever hits fry again]

WOOSH

He grabs onto the rock for dear life. Its fingers slip from its algae-covered surface, and it hits the water. (edited)

(

[jeremy CACKLES, grabbing on to margot’s arm and grinning.] “I like her!”

Margot turns to trapper with one hand raised for a high-five, snickering

(AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

18:07

[TRAPPER FUCKING HIGH FIVES BACK LMAO]

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1

she may be off put a little by her new companions gaunt appearance, but a little mischief endears her to him immediately.

[Before he even reaches the water, he calls out] "FRY!!!!!!" [He gets closer and closer and sees all of the people there! He stops right before the waters edge- and watches as Altphonse is helplessly dragged into the water, and Fry is hit with a tsunami of a splash]

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18:09

(h . Hello)

(hrins

(STOP REACTING)

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Alt does not come back up. Quietly, he circles around their legs. And then it dips away, behind the rock and out of view.

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[Fry is sunk under the waves.]

Margot raspy laughter quieting, she wipes a hand over her brow, oblivious

"oh my god Fry died...."

[jeremy brightens up when he sees stanley.] “STANLEYYYY!” [he opens his arms, a clear invitation to get in the water] […] [where the fuck did alt go]

Once her laughter has calmed down, Margot swivels a little until she spots Avi, a ways away. she hums, stretching.

"Hi Jeremy!!!" [he smiles and waves back! He looks at it, and then down to the water. And sorta. Blinks.] "Haha no I'm, uh, I'm okay..!"

(fear

“you sure?” [jeremy tilts his head to one side.]

[Fry resurfaces, now holding a square object with two holes in the middle. A label in the middle reads "Reel Big Fish - Take On Me"] "Why thank you for sinking me! I have found quite the intriguing relic!" "Oh hello Stanley!"

(you’re diseased

(you FUCKER

18:16

(worst ska song

(OH FUCK YOU)

(LMAO

(DIE)

(FUCK YOU!

18:16

(ITS BAD

(it made me listen to it last night . not a good intro to ska

(NOOO its okay wader ill fix that

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18:17

(we will call soon for ska reasons

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(die ITS GOOD)

Alt slips out from behind the rock slowly, now behind Margot and Jeremy. With their feet firmly planted against the side of the rock, Alt lurches out, grabbing their ankles and dragging them both beneath the water, with it. It grins meanly, slinging Jeremy out in front of it while holding Margot like a weapon for a moment–oh, right, he can't use her like that. He releases her, pointing dramatically Jeremy's way. (edited)

“uh-huhhHHHHUAAAAAAAA-“

[Stanley was about to reply to Jeremy- but watched as Alt snuck up behind it] "Hey watch o--" [too late]

travis! (Fry, Tullick, Robo-Fry)

(die ITS GOOD)

(

[Fry is taken aback.] "OH MY GOODNESS, NO!"

(SHES ONLY HUMAN. SAD!

....[He turns to Fry] "Hey your trench is like 12 feet deep now or something"

18:19

(he's just like. NOT MY PROBLEM. ANYWAYS)

(alt holding margot by the ankle like a baseball bat

[jeremy yelps as he’s pulled under, sounding more like a dog than anything, and is fucking slung through the water. it laughs at alt’s theatrics, flipping them off before falling back dramatically as if he’d been shot and letting himself float to the top, playing dead.]

[Fry turns towards Stanley.] "Are you sure you do not regret treating his wounds?"

(HAGSHSGS

"Maybe a little bit"

After surfacing and sputtering from the water in her sinuses, a hoarse laugh in her throat, she turns around until she spots Avi and, with one last amused look at the others and a wave to fry, she slips away towards her other companion

“lord knows i do” [jeremy stage whispers, still playing dead]

Alt takes a breath of air before wrapping their arms around Jeremy, dragging him back down. No escape.

18:22

(oh fuck right files here.

[Fry looks at the rectangle in her hand.] "Avi and Margot had these I believe. Stanley do you have any of these?" [She passes the object to him.]

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[jeremy twists and turns in its arms, not really trying to break loose. he kicks out with his feet. sending them lower until they hit the sand below.]

File stands by Stanley's side, looking down at him and tilting his head. A curious thing, he now held...

[Stanley looks down at the thing he was handed, a little confused] "You found this in the water..? No, sorry, I don't have any"

(this angel doesn't fuck with cassettes)

(he doesn't even know what they exactly Are tbh)

Alt can't hold back some of its laughter, some air bubbles escaping him. Twisting around, it practically straddles Jeremy, somewhat pinning him to the ocean floor. All, of course, with a grin.

(kids these days ……

18:29

(iiuhtgehe i immm ummm uhhh i uhhhh

(he is hundreds of years old - oh lord it's getting gay in here

(things are heating up in here! * alts back abruptly catches fire*

Alphonse!

Alt can't hold back some of its laughter, some air bubbles escaping him. Twisting around, it practically straddles Jeremy, somewhat pinning him to the ocean floor. All, of course, with a grin.

(everyone is boiled

(I'm safe

[jeremy grins back up at him, reaching up and looping its arms around their neck. he pulls them down, breaking eye contact as his eyes flicker away from alt’s own, down further…] [he fucking bites alt, right on the neck, enough to draw just a little blood as a treat.] (edited)

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18:32

(lol get baited !

[Fry stares into the water, you would figure she would get used to these two by now.]

18:34

"Goodness, always the same with those two." [She shakes her head.]

(“they must be really good friends. always wrasslin and such”

(don't make fry a hick you worms for brains)

(kill yourself you WISH she was a hick

(I DON'T)

trapper/wade (that/it)

[jeremy grins back up at him, reaching up and looping its arms around their neck. he pulls them down, breaking eye contact as his eyes flicker away from alt’s own, down further…] [he fucking bites alt, right on the neck, enough to draw just a little blood as a treat.] (edited)

Alt lifts one of Jeremy's hands to bite, choosing (for his own sake) to not break any skin. Some more bubbles escape its mouth ad it does so.

(wow haha you’re losing a lot of air haha . check this shit out

STANLEY🧸☕#427

[Stanley looks down at the thing he was handed, a little confused] "You found this in the water..? No, sorry, I don't have any"

File once more looks out over the ocean. Okay, okay.... Leaning down, he grasps Stanley's hand. Nervously, he holds it. It wanted to see what would happen, and at the same time really, really didn't.

[Stanley hands the 'rectangle' back to Fry- oh! He looks up at File] "What-- oh.. What is it exactly that you're scared of?"

[jeremy sees the bubbles and rolls his eyes, sliding his hand out of alt’s mouth and putting it on their throat, the same sign for air it had been using the other times. this time, however, it pulls altph down by the throat into another kiss, sharing air and the taste of alt’s own blood.]

STANLEY🧸☕#427

[Stanley hands the 'rectangle' back to Fry- oh! He looks up at File] "What-- oh.. What is it exactly that you're scared of?"

Its head is tilted down. "I do not know... how my body will react to such large amounts of water." Its left ear twitches once. Then twice. Nerves continued to eat at him as he gently rubbed over Stanley's hand with his thumb.

trapper/wade (that/it)

[jeremy sees the bubbles and rolls his eyes, sliding his hand out of alt’s mouth and putting it on their throat, the same sign for air it had been using the other times. this time, however, it pulls altph down by the throat into another kiss, sharing air and the taste of alt’s own blood.]

Ooh, it was hard to hold back. Forcing down the grin that was already making its cheeks ache was no easy task, but hey. It didn't really want to almost drown, though they had a feeling Jeremy would be more than willing to perform CPR on them. The taste of blood was as enjoyable as ever.

(the last time jeremy did cpr was on stanley’s dead body he would be SO conflicted on doing it again LFMAOAOAOAOO

(hey I'm fine tho!)

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(I KNOW BUT the joke was easy

(IT IS AND ALSO. yeah. yrah

(why'd you heart that gay ass

(because .

(uh huh

Alphonse!

Its head is tilted down. "I do not know... how my body will react to such large amounts of water." Its left ear twitches once. Then twice. Nerves continued to eat at him as he gently rubbed over Stanley's hand with his thumb.

"Ohh.. yeah I guess your body is a little .. different. Uh, you should go for it, I think! I mean what's the worst-" [Maybe he shouldn't say that] "I'm sure it won't be that bad."

Alphonse!

Ooh, it was hard to hold back. Forcing down the grin that was already making its cheeks ache was no easy task, but hey. It didn't really want to almost drown, though they had a feeling Jeremy would be more than willing to perform CPR on them. The taste of blood was as enjoyable as ever.

[jeremy is Not holding back. plus he thinks it would be funny to see how long they can stay under until the others think they’re dead. he laughs a little at the thought, digging his nails into alt’s arm so he doesn’t accidentally tighten his grip on its throat. part of this was for air, after all.]

STANLEY🧸☕#427

"Ohh.. yeah I guess your body is a little .. different. Uh, you should go for it, I think! I mean what's the worst-" [Maybe he shouldn't say that] "I'm sure it won't be that bad."

(HELP

(GAJSMDMDKDJ)

[Fry has been staring at this rectangular object for a while. Quite a peculiar object. Perhaps she should bring it back to the office tower with her.] "I shall return later! I am going to go back to #the-lower-beach and go into the improved sand trenches." [She smiles at Stanley and the goopy man with the pretty hair.] "Thank you both."

(SO TRUE HE DOES HAVE PRETTY HAIR)

STANLEY🧸☕#427

"Ohh.. yeah I guess your body is a little .. different. Uh, you should go for it, I think! I mean what's the worst-" [Maybe he shouldn't say that] "I'm sure it won't be that bad."

The small slip-up oddly makes him feel a little better. "And you? Are you also worried about the water?" File smiles Fry's way at the thanks, nodding. "Of course. I have found out how much I enjoy digging, through it." It holds back a comment about how it feels to eat sand. Perhaps as few people should know of it as possible.

"....No." [Lying]

"Lying."

trapper/wade (that/it)

[jeremy is Not holding back. plus he thinks it would be funny to see how long they can stay under until the others think they’re dead. he laughs a little at the thought, digging his nails into alt’s arm so he doesn’t accidentally tighten his grip on its throat. part of this was for air, after all.]

It did not take long for Alt to forget this was for air. Too engrossed in this activity, I guess? #lovewins or something.

Alphonse!

It did not take long for Alt to forget this was for air. Too engrossed in this activity, I guess? #lovewins or something.

[unfortunately, providing air for someone who actually needed to breathe had depleted jeremy’s supply. he squeezed alt’s shoulder, “time’s up”, before leading them both to the surface.] [when it resurfaced, it was panting, a bit of blood trickling from the corner of his mouth. it looked over at alt]

Alphonse!

"Lying."

"Am not!!" [Lying still]

"Lying still." File's expression grows less nervous. "Then would you like to go into the water with me?"

(DAWEEEEE

Alphonse!

"Lying still." File's expression grows less nervous. "Then would you like to go into the water with me?"

[..He blinks, before carefully slipping off his little sandals(? Some sort of shoe)] "O-okay, I .. guess I can."

trapper/wade (that/it)

[unfortunately, providing air for someone who actually needed to breathe had depleted jeremy’s supply. he squeezed alt’s shoulder, “time’s up”, before leading them both to the surface.] [when it resurfaced, it was panting, a bit of blood trickling from the corner of his mouth. it looked over at alt]

Alt, too, was panting. The only regret it had was that he could not bite Jeremy like Jeremy could bite him, not unless it had fed more recently than it had. They may give up and just deal with it, though. This was getting irritating... What was hidden in their gaze at Jeremy made it pretty obvious what they were thinking about.

19:23

(alt wanting to bite jeremy bad enough that its willing to deal with the rotten blood

(GODDDDDD

Alphonse!

Alt, too, was panting. The only regret it had was that he could not bite Jeremy like Jeremy could bite him, not unless it had fed more recently than it had. They may give up and just deal with it, though. This was getting irritating... What was hidden in their gaze at Jeremy made it pretty obvious what they were thinking about.

[jeremy shoots him a look, a sly grin on its face.] “you wanna get outta here?” [he mutters, and his tone leaves no arguing over the words’ meaning. he begins to lead alt towards the shore.] (edited)

STANLEY🧸☕#427

[..He blinks, before carefully slipping off his little sandals(? Some sort of shoe)] "O-okay, I .. guess I can."

File visibly perks up, both ears flapping once or twice. Oh thank god. "Thank you." It smiles brightly, taking a nervous breath and gently squeezing Stanley's hand. He takes a step forward, not yet to the water.

Alphonse!

File visibly perks up, both ears flapping once or twice. Oh thank god. "Thank you." It smiles brightly, taking a nervous breath and gently squeezing Stanley's hand. He takes a step forward, not yet to the water.

[As opposed to File's smile, Stanley's face grows to look more scared by the second- he follows him nervously.]

trapper/wade (that/it)

[jeremy shoots him a look, a sly grin on its face.] “you wanna get outta here?” [he mutters, and his tone leaves no arguing over the words’ meaning. he begins to lead alt towards the shore.] (edited)

Alt raises a brow, grinning as well. They follow along, low laughs rumbling from his chest.

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[As opposed to File's smile, Stanley's face grows to look more scared by the second- he follows him nervously.]

File's cannot deny the fuzzy fear that grew in its head with every step closer. Standing just before the water, it pushes up with another wave, the water wrapping around his ankles before retreating, just as quickly as it had come up. Ooh, that was a weird feeling.

[Yeah, no, he's fucking terrified. He takes a step back as the water gets closer.]

[jeremy hauls them up to the shore with a growl, climbing onto the sand. he stops in front of stanley, though, eyes bright.] “stanley! babe, you look great—“ [he kisses the angel deeply, still tasting of blood, before pulling back.] “—you having fun? the water’s nice—i got somethin ta show you later, too, just—“ [his thoughts are clearly all over the place. he tugs on alt’s arm again, shooting file a thumbs up and a wink before he goes as a sort of “good job” before he darts away just as fast as he’d come, towards the hidden space #beneath-the-boardwalk ]

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(imsodosry <3

(I DONT ECEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THAT

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(HE'S ON LIKE THE EDGE OF A PANIC ATTACK GAHDJDNDJDJSJ

(KEREMY IS SO STUPID BUT GE SEES STANLEY AND GOES oh i have Got to kiss her

[Stanley hears Jeremy's voice, turning to him] "Huh? Oh th- mnf-!!" [and before he can even say anything else he's being kissed- eyes wide in surprise- he briefly wonders why he tastes like blood. Oh. He's not used to tasting others people's--] "I mean n-" [And again, before he can even say anything else Jeremy is already gone. Okay. That shocked him out if his near panic, for now at least]

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File looks back out into the ocean. Oh god. It was getting nervous again. "C... can I hold you?" He looks down at Stanley. The feeling of the water on his feet was Not Normal.

"Yes." [That sounded so much better than getting into the water itself] "Please, go ahead."

File immediately scooped Stanley into its arms, holding him at a comfortable tightness as it very hesitantly made its way further into the water. This was not normal! Not at all! Oh god. He holds Stanley closer, Not enjoying how its legs felt wrapped by water.

"You doing okay? What's goin through your mind? Talk to me" [He asks, although being this close to him, he can kind of figure out what's running through there already]

"My legs feel... odd." Continuing to walk further into the ocean, the feeling got odder. "Is... this how water normally feels?" No. Not at all. Lucius and Caim answer him. How reassuring! Wow, haha.

"Very helpful, you two-" [Oh. He.. can hear them? That's new.]

(SORRY IM TRYIN TO DRAW OUT THE DESIGN SMILES

(DW!!!!!)

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"Very helpful, you two-" [Oh. He.. can hear them? That's new.]

File pauses. "You can hear them?"

"I. I guess so?"

(okay finished it smiles

(looking at you. I have no idea what to expect here

(its kinda funny

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"I. I guess so?"

Getting past the shock, it continues on. "I... I see." Now that the water was to his waist... oh! Oh! That was not good! "I... I'm gonna need to make that sandbar." All of the sand that had been sloshing around in his shadows just. Dumps out. A stupid amount of sand. Not even a sandbar, he actually just made a very very tiny island. "Something is happening!" It declares, raising a pointer finger and setting Stanley down very gently on the island. And then it disappears under the water, like he had gotten dragged down at exceptional speeds.

(HELP???????

[Stanley looks down at the water like this lisa

]

It takes a few moments. A large shadow, (very large, very scary) swam around beneath the water's surface. But, approaching the island... File peeked its head out of the water. Hm! That was new! He partially coiled around the island, head nearing Stanley's–the tentacles that made up his hair wriggled and writhed around behind it.

HOLY BALLS)

(...........

(the t

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(that made up his hair the te

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(the uhhhhh . heh

(t

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(lord forgive me for what I'm bout to do

(god this looks so fucjing dope

(IM NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO DO ANYTHING BUT. LORD

Alphonse!

It takes a few moments. A large shadow, (very large, very scary) swam around beneath the water's surface. But, approaching the island... File peeked its head out of the water. Hm! That was new! He partially coiled around the island, head nearing Stanley's–the tentacles that made up his hair wriggled and writhed around behind it.

[He watches as this shadow appears and approaches, and File peeks out! His eyes widen] "Oh." [This.. this was new indeed.]

File finishes coiling around the island, lifting itself up to rest its forehead against Stanley's. "So that's what happens, it seems..." Its voice, oddly, held more bass than it had prior. It's eye smiles for it, as the... facial hair? Teeth? that lined his chin couldn't.

"Yeah it's.. this is-" [He lifts his hands up, placing them on the sides of File's face, looking closely at him] "interesting." ....[He pouts a little.]

File's tongue lolls out of its neck, and he licks from about halfway down Stanley's neck to his cheek. Small laughs escape it. "It is a bit difficult when my mouth is located along my jaw, isn't it?" The tentacles slide over its shoulders, revealing the large back fin. File is definitely not scheming anything, haha!

(OH GOS OH GOD OH GOD)

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(I'm normal I'm normal I'm so normal you guys

(new au fisher stanley and seamonster file

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(ive dug myself in too deep . oh no

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(me making cool file designs me wanting to keep using cool file desogns

Alphonse!

File's tongue lolls out of its neck, and he licks from about halfway down Stanley's neck to his cheek. Small laughs escape it. "It is a bit difficult when my mouth is located along my jaw, isn't it?" The tentacles slide over its shoulders, revealing the large back fin. File is definitely not scheming anything, haha!

[He stops pouting instantly when he watches File's tongue appear and- oh god of course he had to lick him why does everyone keep licking him!!! He makes a little noise in surprise, moving his hands away from File's face to grip hard on the sand below him. His face very quickly turning red] "I- I um. Yeah, uh. Yeah."

His eye closes into an even thinner crescent, small laughs escaping him. And then, the tentacles lash out! Gently, they wrap around Stanley's waist, File accidentally destroying the small island as it moves to float on his back, lifting Stanley onto his stomach and releasing him soon after.

(Al.)

(hi!

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(floatie file

(uhhuh

Alphonse!

His eye closes into an even thinner crescent, small laughs escaping him. And then, the tentacles lash out! Gently, they wrap around Stanley's waist, File accidentally destroying the small island as it moves to float on his back, lifting Stanley onto his stomach and releasing him soon after.

[He tilts his head, noticing File's expression shift and- Oh okay. Okay. Okay. This was fine. This was perfectly fine. He did not squirm when he felt- oh of course. Of course it was a tentacle that slid up his leg and wrapped around his waist. Okay. Sure. This was fine. This was sooo-] [He was let go. In the way he was set down he's pretty muh straddling File, his legs now in the water. He didn't really mind, though. He rests his hands on File's chest for support, looking down at him. He blinked. Blink blink. His face slowly turned more and more flushed] "..hhi.."

"Hello." File responds in kind, but his barely held in laughter could be felt by Stanley. "It this a good enough position for you, my love?" Its tail lazily swishes through the water, propelling them forward slowly as its hair idly floats behind it, gently pushed back from the movement.

[He just. nods] "Yeah- um. It's...i-it's okay, it's fine." [He will be normal about this]

"Are you sure?" Its tone is teasing, with that playful bit of purr added for effect.

"Mhm- positive." [He nearly stutters again, no longer being able to look down at him, glancing away]

The laughter does actually escape him this time. Its a nice sound, not one it makes enough. Then, he lifts a clawed, webbed hand, and gently pets over Stanley's head, looking up at the sky.

[He lets out a sigh, nuzzling up into his hand, a soft purr escaping him. Okay...he's relaxed now.] "Honestly, out of everything I expected to happen when you entered the water, this was not it"

"I would agree. It... was odd, for my body to change like this, just to acclimate." How would lava affect it, he wonders... "Though, this form does have some... fun, new attributes." A tentacle escapes the water, just to show what he meant, before dipping back down. Its free hand rests beneath its head.

(hey you

(imagining the beneath the boardwalk group looking over and seeing this and just staring

(oh my god

(jeremys too high to notice anything's different with file at this point

Alphonse!

"I would agree. It... was odd, for my body to change like this, just to acclimate." How would lava affect it, he wonders... "Though, this form does have some... fun, new attributes." A tentacle escapes the water, just to show what he meant, before dipping back down. Its free hand rests beneath its head.

..."Yeah, um. Fun." [Maybe he's a little less normal again. He hopes his tone doesn't give it away]

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(sighing .... stanley........ knock it off)

"Well, I guess you would be the one to know if they were fun, wouldn't you?" It glances down at him, very clearly amused. "Though..." His next words were nearly whispered into the air, and he laughs lowly. (edited)

...[He looks shocked for a second- before leans down a bit closer to him, humming quietly] "Mmnn..you know what, you're right, I might just want that"

(GRINS

File's eye is once more in that thin line, entertained. His tongue briefly escapes his mouth, running over its teeth. "We are still in public, my love..." It purrs. "Though... perhaps its something to keep in mind for later. A quieter place. If you'd like, that is..." Another tentacle slid up and over the back of Stanley's thighs, beneath the cloth that covered them.

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(thumbs up for gay people

(THUMBS UP

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(

Alphonse!

File's eye is once more in that thin line, entertained. His tongue briefly escapes his mouth, running over its teeth. "We are still in public, my love..." It purrs. "Though... perhaps its something to keep in mind for later. A quieter place. If you'd like, that is..." Another tentacle slid up and over the back of Stanley's thighs, beneath the cloth that covered them.

"Well..it is a very large beach, I'm sure there's gotta be some place where no one else is, hm?" [He shifts a bit, leaning down more so he's just inches away from File's face]

Ooh, it had to hold itself back. Not yet, it could not do anything just yet. Not until they were out of sight. Its eye narrows ever so slightly, giving Stanley a Look™️. And, with that, it swims much faster, using that tentacle to make sure Stanley didn't fall off. Ahah! A cave, along a cliff face... File approaches it, but doesn't yet enter, peering inside. "Would this work?" A soft bed of sand at the back, the front being a nice little bay of water. It would fit him well, he thinks...

[He smiles- god, it's more of a smirk at this point] "Yeah. I think this will work"

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File hums, a low, almost daunting sound. Or... daunting for anyone else, sound. Hand lowering, it drums its fingers over Stanley's side, again running his tongue over its teeth. He enters the cave.

(AAAAAAAAAALRIGHT THATS ALL SHE WROTE.)

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(IM NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO DO ANYTHING BUT. LORD

(i lied)

[After some..... time passes. Stanley sits up, shaking the sand out of his hair, trying to smooth it out with his hands] "We, um. We should- heh. We should probably get back to everyone else soon."

(heh

(hey looks like stanley got over his fear of the water wonder what happened to cause that

(i wonder !

(smh)

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(social dysphoria LOSE. stanley has his boyfriend)

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[After some..... time passes. Stanley sits up, shaking the sand out of his hair, trying to smooth it out with his hands] "We, um. We should- heh. We should probably get back to everyone else soon."

(woohoo!

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(GAHAHDG)

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(woohoo!

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[After some..... time passes. Stanley sits up, shaking the sand out of his hair, trying to smooth it out with his hands] "We, um. We should- heh. We should probably get back to everyone else soon."

File hums lowly, lazily, pushing his upper body up off of the sand with a groan and sliding back more into the water. "Yes, we likely should..." Any remaining tentacles slid off and away from Stanley, returning to their place along File's back. Looking back at the open ocean... hmm. There was no hole in the ceiling, and that was the only entrance.

"Where did you-" [He fixes his swim suit a bit, and looks around- oh, there it is. He reaches over, grabbing his sundress and putting it back on. He stretches a bit-] "Oow. Christ.."

File's eye curves up, resting its head on crossed arms as it watches Stanley, hair idly wriggling behind him. "Apologies for that." It doesn't sound all that apologetic.

"Mmhm I'm sure you are." [He smiles, tilting his head as he looks back at File] "You're stuck to having to carry me around rest of the trip, hope you know that"

File's eye curves more, fin ears flapping once or twice. "What a sad occasion, for me to have to hold close the one I love." He tilts he head, resting his cheek against his arm. More seriously, it speaks. "Still, it won't be an issue."

"You know.. you keep getting us into situations where you gotta carry me, I'm startin to think you're doing it on purpose" [He teases]

"And if I am?" His eye, now half-lidded, looks up at Stanley. There was an undeniable affection in it as it teased back. (edited)

"Well.." [He pauses, pretending like he's thinking] "I suppose I can't be too mad if thats how you're gonna go about it"

"I wouldn't be mad if I kept going about it that way either." His tail idly swishes about in the water, head lifting to be propped up on a hand.

[He giggles a little] "It's a win-win I suppose.. Man I didn't think you would have tw-" [And he cuts himself off, fake coughing] "Um, anyways. Ready to get outta here? ...You're probably gonna need to pick me up again"

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[He giggles a little] "It's a win-win I suppose.. Man I didn't think you would have tw-" [And he cuts himself off, fake coughing] "Um, anyways. Ready to get outta here? ...You're probably gonna need to pick me up again"

(HAHAHAHAHAHA

(GAHGDJDKGHI SSDNGKLDSSDDSG SGDSDS DSHDSKJDSKG)

STANLEY🧸☕#427

[He giggles a little] "It's a win-win I suppose.. Man I didn't think you would have tw-" [And he cuts himself off, fake coughing] "Um, anyways. Ready to get outta here? ...You're probably gonna need to pick me up again"

File lets out a few laughs. "Yes, if you are." A tentacle lifts into the air, waving around gently before slipping around Stanley with... much less force than before. "I can carry you in my arms when we get to shore, lest people think I am actually a sea monster." He pushes out into the bay, flipping onto its back and once more resting Stanley on his stomach. "...you are... alright, right?"

"Huh? Yeah of course I'm fine! Although.." [He taps his fingers on File's chest as he thinks] "What, uh, do you think the chances are that Jeremy brought some sorta disinfecting wipes with him."

File hums, thinking. "High, I'd say. It is the medic, after all... perhaps a full medkit, knowing him." Drifting into the open sea, with a pleasant, placated expression, he glances back at the open mouth of the cave. "...Do you think we'll return to this beach again?"

"I wouldn't be surprised, knowing it" [He smiles, then he starts thinking again, he's quiet for a bit] "I.. don't know, it would be nice though! Maybe I can see if we are able to get this to be like.. a yearly company trip"

File nods in agreement, staring at the mouth for a moment more. "Then, should we return..." It whips its tail out, smashing into a few rocks along the cliffside. The almost casual-looking strike hides the cave's opening from view, covered by rubble. "Let's keep it our little secret, hmm?"

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(FILE)

Alphonse!

File nods in agreement, staring at the mouth for a moment more. "Then, should we return..." It whips its tail out, smashing into a few rocks along the cliffside. The almost casual-looking strike hides the cave's opening from view, covered by rubble. "Let's keep it our little secret, hmm?"

[He blinks a little in surprise- then laughs] "Yeah, yeah alright. Won't tell a soul about our spot"

File hums. "Perfect." With an arm wrapped around Stanley to support him, it jets off back to #the-lower-beach .