The Cool Stanley Parable RP

(after you, al !

Alt thinks aloud as they swim. "I haven't ever tried fishing–well, in the traditional way at least!" It dips its head beneath the water, looking around some more before surfacing. "I used to just... grab the fish. And then eat them! It was refreshing, how they writhed in my mouth. Familiar!"

(bear)

(god what was it i said . hold on

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(DAMN RIGHT

Alphonse!

Alt thinks aloud as they swim. "I haven't ever tried fishing–well, in the traditional way at least!" It dips its head beneath the water, looking around some more before surfacing. "I used to just... grab the fish. And then eat them! It was refreshing, how they writhed in my mouth. Familiar!"

[jeremy listens, smiling. he understood completely—not about the never having gone fishing bit, but the eating them raw, and the way it felt.] “y’know, i ain’t ever tried grabbin’ em before, but—“ [a flash of a memory. yep.] “—even before i knew i was all. y’know. i’d reel em in and just fucking. bite into em. god, what a feeling.” [he stops, treading water above a reef, the sand around it covered in wavy green sea grass.]

Alt's smile gains his usual animalistic hunger. "Do make sure you tell me which I can eat." Its excitement is unparalleled.

Alphonse!

Alt's smile gains his usual animalistic hunger. "Do make sure you tell me which I can eat." Its excitement is unparalleled.

[jeremy’s own excitement bubbles up—he honestly never thought he’d find someone that was so similar to him like this. he grabs alt’s hand, and down they dive.] [the reef is full of life. immediately, jeremy spots a bright blue and yellow fish flitting around the coral. he looks over to alt, gestures to it, and squeezes their hand once for no. bad eating—not big enough, anyway.]

Alt nods sharply, getting somewhat distracted by the colors that made up the reef. Reds, greens, blues, yellows.... it was all just... incredible to him. These colors that he had only seen on flowers or insects or the sky... all lay right here, condensed into one place. Getting more and more excited, it gets the rapidly growing urge to bite something.

(god god god that’s so me

(same . hes jsut like me

(i’m SO fucking happy . somekne gets it

Alphonse!

Alt nods sharply, getting somewhat distracted by the colors that made up the reef. Reds, greens, blues, yellows.... it was all just... incredible to him. These colors that he had only seen on flowers or insects or the sky... all lay right here, condensed into one place. Getting more and more excited, it gets the rapidly growing urge to bite something.

[jeremy swims around a bit more, pointing out all the fish around them. triggerfish, parrotfish… one squeeze for each of them. he peeks into a hole in the reef and two large fish dart out, right between him and alt. his gaze follows them—they’re snappers. he grins. two squeezes.] (edited)

That was all the signal it needed. Lurching out, it isn't long before its fingers dig deep into the fish's flesh, drawing it closer to their body to properly wrangle it. All, of course, with the same feral grin.

[with a few kicks of his legs, jeremy darts after the second one, slamming into it full force and catching it in his teeth. the momentum sends it spinning heels over head. he shakes his head back and forth like a dog with a toy, clouds of blood floating up from its mouth where it was biting.]

Alt bites down soon after, tearing a chunk from the fish rather violently. Had to make sure it was a nice, full bite, or else he would be consuming too much seawater when it swallowed the piece. Still, this was too much fun to be doing again! Can't let it go to waste, now can we?

[jeremy had let it wiggle in his mouth for a bit before it bled out too much, before grabbing the fish by the tail and violently swinging it, slamming its head against a nearby rock and killing it in one blow. there was a cloud of blood around him now as he grinned, kicking his way lazily backwards over to alt as it gnawed on the meat around the dorsals.]

(LMAO ALL THE REDACTIONS

(WE ARE HAVING FUN FUXK YOU

( knowing look

(what the fuck

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(popped in here and back read)

(have something to say? (edited)

Alt was enjoying the fish's struggling too much to kill it quite yet. Instead, they continued tearing chunk after chunk from its body, all until it finally fell still in his grasp. A satisfying feeling, if a bit disappointing.

trapper/wade (that/it)

(have something to say? (edited)

(the beauty of the water world is astounding)

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[a purrish growl grew from jeremy’s throat as it spat out a segment of the fish’s spine and let himself float over. it patted alt’s cheek twice to get their attention.]

Holding the fish in its mouth, he looked over at Jeremy. It almost looked like an anime girl late for school with toast in its mouth. But the toast was a fish, and Alt was a grown man in his fourties. (edited)

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(IM GOING TO FUCKITNDJA?:?/&?::!:&:!/?/!/!?

(IT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND

Alphonse!

Holding the fish in its mouth, he looked over at Jeremy. It almost looked like an anime girl late for school with toast in its mouth. But the toast was a fish, and Alt was a grown man in his fourties. (edited)

[jeremy tries not to laugh at the sight, instead tapping two fingers to alt’s throat and shooting them a questioning look from where it floated a bit above them. ‘air?’]

Oh, right, he needed to breathe. With a thumbs up, it swims up to the surface, only taking the fish out of its mouth after breaching the surface.

[jeremy follows it up, dragging its fish behind it. it takes a leisurely breath when he reaches the surface, like it hadn’t been holding it in the first place. he takes a bite out of his fish. there’s blood around his mouth.]

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Alt continues chowing down! Even if blood covered their face, it was hard to eat cleanly when swimming. And, of course, he was using large amounts of force to tear into this poor, already dead creature. That also helped in the whole 'getting covered in blood' thing.

[jeremy watches, treading water in front of them. his mouth twitches in a smile.] “you—ah. you got a little something…” [he licks his lips.]

Looking Jeremy's way with red-stained teeth and wild-yet-joyous eyes, they tilt their head, still grinning. "Hmm?"

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[jeremy swims forward, swiping his thumb across alt’s reddened lips and licking the blood off...] [before shoving altphonse under the waves, laughing wildly as he follows it under.]

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(huh what

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(i saw coke sent something but i didn’t see what it was hello

(ough got distracted by file digging shenanigans

(LFMAOOO

trapper/wade (that/it)

[jeremy swims forward, swiping his thumb across alt’s reddened lips and licking the blood off...] [before shoving altphonse under the waves, laughing wildly as he follows it under.]

He grins, laughter bubbling in his throat as it gets submerged once more, looking around some more at all the aquatic life. No lake could compare, this was just too... too awesome!

Alphonse!

He grins, laughter bubbling in his throat as it gets submerged once more, looking around some more at all the aquatic life. No lake could compare, this was just too... too awesome!

[they fall back down towards the reef. the cloud of blood was only just beginning to dissipate. jeremy’s gaze flicks to the side, and focuses on something just behind alt’s shoulder. his grip on its arms grew tighter—he looks excited.]

Alt kicks at the water, spinning in place to face what had Jeremy so excited. The sight of it makes him excited too. What kind of animal was that?! One that it already liked, but, still!

[the scent of blood had drawn in a lone tiger shark. it swam over towards the two, easily ten feet long. jeremy kicks forward, slowly, so he’s just in front of altphonse. he grabs onto one of its hands, squeezing once and hoping it got the message.] [the tiger shark eyes the two of them—what were these? not fish… smelling so strongly of blood… it circles them once, it’s slitted eyes locked into them…]

(SHARK ... 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

It took everything in Alt's power to not bite its own hand or arm in utter glee. They were nearly vibrating in place. What the fuck is up with animals?! They're so cool!

[jeremy is beyond excited—his brain is going SHARK!!! SHARK!!!!!!—but he knows what they’re like. and that they both reek of blood. AND that tiger sharks are known for eating anything. he puts his arm in front of the two of them, keeping an eye on the shark.] [the shark had circled even closer. it swam in front of jeremy, before butting its head into his leg. this one smelled even stronger of blood. curious.] [the shark bites jeremy’s arm]

(god damnit)

(:

Alt does not hesitate for a moment, white eyes wide and nearing furious despite the straight line his lips were drawn into. Such a quick snap! A knife forms in his hand that quickly plunges into the shark's eye before being tore from it just as quickly as it entered. Alt then goes to stab at the gills on the same side, some bubbles escaping him as it made such jerky movements. They were running out of air faster, but that wasn't what mattered to them at all.

(NOOOO HAHAHHAHA

(alt sees jeremy get injured first instinct Kill.

(

Alphonse!

Alt does not hesitate for a moment, white eyes wide and nearing furious despite the straight line his lips were drawn into. Such a quick snap! A knife forms in his hand that quickly plunges into the shark's eye before being tore from it just as quickly as it entered. Alt then goes to stab at the gills on the same side, some bubbles escaping him as it made such jerky movements. They were running out of air faster, but that wasn't what mattered to them at all.

[jeremy swings himself in between altph and the poor shark before they can do any more damage, holding up the arm that the shark had bitten. its teeth had only just punctured the skin, thin trails of dark blood barely wafting up from each wound, but nothing more. the shark itself had reeled back as soon as it had bitten jeremy--apparently the taste of jeremy's rotting blood didnt appeal to it. he almost laughed at the though.] [the shark took the moment to swim away, moving fast with a few powerful flicks of its tail.]

There is a growl that escapes Alt, along with what was likely the last of its air. His eyes stay trained on the shark, but he desummons the knife, just watching it flee.

[jeremy watches the air escape through alt's gritted teeth and honestly? he wasn't worried about the shark--they're insanely sturdy creatures. alt, however... he grips their chin, tilting it up and making alt look him in the eye. he smiles, tapping their throat a couple of times like before, making sure it got the message before he locks their mouths together.] [he didn't need to breathe nearly as much as a human--his lungs were still almost completely full, and he didn't mind sharing some of his air. if a little bit of tongue made it in the kiss? well.]

(heh.

(good lord)

(heh

(everyday is a honeymoon between this corpse and a big burly bastard)

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Hey, Alt wasn't gonna refuse. It was a bit rough, probably because they were still kinda experiencing slight murderous rage, but it did help ground them. How nice! With the added bonus of actually getting some air, too. Almost forgot that part.

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(alt no longer seeing red after getting made out with Win

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Alphonse!

Hey, Alt wasn't gonna refuse. It was a bit rough, probably because they were still kinda experiencing slight murderous rage, but it did help ground them. How nice! With the added bonus of actually getting some air, too. Almost forgot that part.

[jeremy did Not mind it being rough--he took it as permission to be rough right back. christ, someone trying to fight a shark for him was way hotter than it had any right to be. after a few minutes, he started to kick his way to the surface, leading altphonse up with the kiss and the hand on his chin. he only breaks apart when they break the surface.]

[From #the-ocean, Fry yells out.] "Alphonse! Can you conjure for my friend here a spear for fishing?"

(oh my god we are having a MOMENT shit thr fuck you

(

(then ignore her you dumbass, no one said either of you HAD to answer her calls <3)

(end your life bitch

(I'll bite you)

(you didnt even like half the priest songs i sent you i dint have to lsiten to a word you say

Alt pants, once more gaining his needed air before hearing the call. They look at Jeremy, grinning from what had just happened, and raising a brow. "You think I should answer? Or leave 'er hanging?" Alt had no ill-will towards Fry at this point. But, hey, they were having a moment.

trapper/wade (that/it)

(you didnt even like half the priest songs i sent you i dint have to lsiten to a word you say

(electric Eye is all that fucking matters to me and you know that)

Alphonse!

Alt pants, once more gaining his needed air before hearing the call. They look at Jeremy, grinning from what had just happened, and raising a brow. "You think I should answer? Or leave 'er hanging?" Alt had no ill-will towards Fry at this point. But, hey, they were having a moment.

"mmmmh." [jeremy shifts to float on his back, kicking lazy circles around alt.] "yain't gotta answer just yet. she'll live." [he raises an eyebrow at altphonse] "you wanna talk about that? with the shark?"

Alt watches Jeremy carefully. "What part of it?" So that was a shark. It was still cool, but perhaps they found it a bit less cool now. Just that shark in particular, though.

"yknow," [jeremy says casually, continuing his lazy circles, smiling as he watches alt follow its movements. he takes its hand as he floats.] "sharks are apex predators, yeah. but they're naturally curious, too. and since they don't have hands..." [he brings altph's hand to his mouth, nipping lightly at its fingers.] "... they tend to get a feel for things with their mouths instead. plus, the one down there didn't like the taste of my blood too much at all--spat me out almost immediately." [he stops spinning, a mischievous look in his eyes.] "overall? kinda reminds me of you."

He lets out a short, amused huff. "I'd deny it, but..." It can't. That did actually match up with them. "Wouldn't be the first time I tried to kill another version of me, I guess."

(good lord)

(is there a problem travis

(no I'm really enjoying reading this)

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(that's my rpoblem)

(:

:D)

(I'm also downloading a bunch of ska)

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(YES

[jeremy grins, rolling off his back and treading water once again] "next i look up, i'll find you wrestling a grizzly bear or something. guess i'd better keep an eye on you, huh?"

Alt huffs, taking the chance to right himself and float on its back. "Missed your chance to see that about a year and a half ago."

[jeremy laughs, having to remind himself that they’re in the water and he can Not crawl on top of alt it is Not a pool floatie. instead he just takes alt’s hand again and bites down, not hard enough to break skin or anything, just enough to show he’s happy.] “christ, i wish i’d met you earlier. sounds like one hell of a show—i ain’t even sure who i woulda been rooting for.“

Alt grins, also getting an urge to bite. But, instead, he laughs. "Probably the bear. I think I had eaten some... not so good plants, and was still feeling their effects..." They think.

(fuck it we bear)

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Alphonse!

Alt grins, also getting an urge to bite. But, instead, he laughs. "Probably the bear. I think I had eaten some... not so good plants, and was still feeling their effects..." They think.

[jeremy’s eyes widen, just slightly.] “some… hmm…..” [… he saves that idea for later. he still has to find his rolling papers, anyway—he’d lost em a couple weeks ago.] “…you’ll have to tell me more about this later. fry’s probably gonna send out a search party if we’re here too long, though.”

(holding back awesome oryx destiny reference

(go for it al no one’s stopping you !

Alt hums, still lazily floating on its back. "Fair. And, perhaps..." An odd need to say something struck him. They would not say it, because what if it was an incantation or something? That wouldn't end well. Hadn't before, that poor guy blew himself up. "...should we head their way now?"

Alphonse!

Alt hums, still lazily floating on its back. "Fair. And, perhaps..." An odd need to say something struck him. They would not say it, because what if it was an incantation or something? That wouldn't end well. Hadn't before, that poor guy blew himself up. "...should we head their way now?"

(eyes??? eyes????? huh??? hello???????

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(is that what i th

(some guy got the urge to say something . was a psychic attack and he blew himself up

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(by accidentally reciting an incantation. oops!

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(also the urge to say something was the oryx line but i held myself back jsut a bit

(yeah ???????????????????????????????????????????what was the line??????!?!??)((?/6&),

(the full line is "no... gather them. I will take them all." but hoguh

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(the way he says it is so.

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https://youtu.be/Cpw9wWM-UN4?t=56 normal one over this line)

akram804

Destiny - Oryx i will take them all

(GUH

(RIGHT

Alphonse!

Alt hums, still lazily floating on its back. "Fair. And, perhaps..." An odd need to say something struck him. They would not say it, because what if it was an incantation or something? That wouldn't end well. Hadn't before, that poor guy blew himself up. "...should we head their way now?"

[jeremy sighs, absently gnawing on alt’s hand.] “probably. we kinda ran off the second we got off the bus, they probably think we’re. well.”

"heh." And that's all there is to that.

(I FUCKING KNEW UT

(HELP

[jeremy rolls his eyes, despite being seconds away from heh-ing himself, and lightly tugs alt’s hand towards #the-ocean with his teeth.] “c’mon, dumbass.”