The Cool Stanley Parable RP - beneath-the-boardwalk

Avi is perched on a rock under the boardwalk, entranced by a horseshoe crab scuttling around the shallow water.

Margot swims over, and once shallow enough to stand she trudges towards avi, knocking water out of her ears. (edited)

18:24

“Hey fella, dont know if you caught me being a human baseball bat for a moment but that was the most unbelievably frightening experience, haha!” she plugs her nose and breathes out, quick.

(Altphonse'll do that to ya)

(yupppp

"huh... what?" They process what she just said. "Ah, I didn't, sorry... I was just looking at these guys." Avi points to the horseshoe crabs. "These are everywhere on the beach where I live."

She hudges up on the next rock from them, looking down at where avi gestured. "Huh," she muses, "Never seen one in real life before."

"They're really neat. Been around for millions of years." They look up from the crabs. "I have to turn them over all the time, underneath they're mostly just legs." It wiggles its fingers, miming the crab legs.

A hum, and she slowly slips back into the water and floats towards the crabs.

“I really like going to the beach. No one’s ever there in the colder months.”

“No kidding,” she agrees, not looking up from her studying of the nearest crab, “Back home its far too cold to go anytime except for the hottest months.” (edited)

[jeremy and altphonse stumble into the little space hidden by rocks, laughing. they’re flushed, panting, and there’s a very noticeable bite mark on alt’s shoulder. jeremy pauses when he sees margot and avi.] “oh! hey, y’all!” [he grins.]

“mm?” Margot hums, still not looking up.

Alt takes the time to look around, spotting the crabs. How interesting they were–aquatic life really was... incredibly varied.

Avi sees Jeremy and alt walking towards it. “Oh, hey!” It’s eyes wander to alts shoulder. It decides not to ask. “You guys like horseshoe crabs?”

“huh?” [jeremy looks at one of the things as it scuttles toward him. he taps it lightly with his foot.] “never had one before. alph and i were looking for a little privacy, but…” [he grins at the two of them.] “y’all can join too!”

The gaze Alt gave the crab was not a friendly one. A menacing kind of curiosity.

(brb

Margot finally looks up, and her eyes linger on Alts shoulder a moment, pensive.

[jeremy turns to alt.] “hey, coudja portal into the van and grab my bag? it’s got everything we need in it”

Alt grins, nodding and opening a portal before disappearing into it.

[jeremy shoves his hands in his pockets, smiling after it for a second before turning to the others.] “so. uh. crabs?”

“mmhmm,” Margot pops her gum which she is Still chewin on, somehow. “Avi’s telling me many neat facts about them!”

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she pushes herself back onto the rocks, scooting until she finds a comfortable spot.

“… can you eat the shell?”

“ah… i mean, ive not tried? to do that?” She quirks a brow

[jeremy hums to himself, staring at a crab that had gotten too close to alt’s portal before lightly kicking it away.]

“I wouldn’t eat them. They’re mostly just… keratin, I think.”

20:06

(WRATH OF KHAN IS STARTING IDK HOW MUCH ILL BE REPLYING AAAA (edited)

[oh, finally, words he knows.] “oh. like fingernails.” [he’d have to spit the shell pieces out then. no problem.]

D.B. [AVI] + [GIZ]

(WRATH OF KHAN IS STARTING IDK HOW MUCH ILL BE REPLYING AAAA (edited)

(HAVE FUN

(HAVE SOOOO MUCH FUN

(ENJOY IT !!!

20:10

Alt enters again, portal closing. He held a bag–Jeremy's bag–and handed it over, grin reforming.

[jeremy brightens up—he’d have to try a crab another time—but immediately freezes in the middle of reaching for the bag. he knew avi was safe, but he didn’t know that much about margot just yet.] “yaint weird about this kinda thing, are you?” [he gestures between himself and alt—well, himself and the bag.]

“Well, its hard to say, considering I have no idea what’s in it?” She ended with a question.

[jeremy looks at alt, presses his mouth into a thin line before biting the bullet and pulling out a plastic bag filled with a dried green plant.] “you smoke?”

Avi grins from ear to ear. “Holy fuck, you brought grass?”

[jeremy grins] "hell yeah, brother!"

“Ah, i havent smoked in a few yeeeaars…” She tucks a wet strand of hair behind her ear, “… But it can’t hurt to try again?”

[jeremy's grin gets even bigger, and he starts to rummage around some more in his bag.] "ugh, fuck. i forgot my rolling papers. alph?"

"Rolling papers?" Alt raises a brow. But, it recognizes that plant. One of the many he had eaten before making the probably smarter decision to Not eat random plants it sees.

"yeah like. thin fiber paper? in little rectangles?" [jeremy hopes he's describing em good enough as he sits down on the sand, against one of the big rocks. he swats a crab away from his bag. at least he remembered his lighter.]

“We could just eat it.” Avi jokes.

[jeremy makes a face, trying to make a 'nope nope dont say that' look where alt can't see]

trapper/wade (that/it)

"yeah like. thin fiber paper? in little rectangles?" [jeremy hopes he's describing em good enough as he sits down on the sand, against one of the big rocks. he swats a crab away from his bag. at least he remembered his lighter.]

Alt uses what he hears! And creates thin, rectangular sheets of papyrus. Hmm.

(LIKE FROM UND- * gets shot)

(WE ARE AGOING TO FUCKING SMOKE THE UDNERTALE????????

(I WAS ORIGINALLY GOING TO HAVE HIM MAKE A WHOLE ASS SCROLL

(so glad we had the same stupid ass thought

21:09

(GHAHAHSJSJD

(I WOULDBTE DIED

21:10

[jeremy looks at them. he shrugs. he's used a page of the bible to roll a joint before, he can use this] "thanks, man." [by some miracle, he manages to roll an ok blunt, and pats the area next to him as an invitation to alt.]

(of course it fucking has

(

21:26

(rolling papers

Alt takes a seat beside it, looking over the blunt. "So you can eat it, it's just... better enjoyed this way?" At least it wasn't poison. It certainly felt like it, but that might have been due to just how much they ate.

“I like the brownies, personally. But yeah, it’s quicker like this.”

[jeremy nods. he looks at his lighter, but gets a different idea.] "mind if i take off some 'a yer wound coverings, big guy?"

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(alt eats just below the lethal amount of marijuana

(alt first person ever to die from weed overdose

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[jeremy nods. he looks at his lighter, but gets a different idea.] "mind if i take off some 'a yer wound coverings, big guy?"

Oh, was it trying to...? Heh. "Go for it."

(heh

(Jeremy and his three friends. And yes, they smoke weed

[jeremy shuffles behind alt, peeling off the waterproof material. the wounds underneath were dry and clean, but he focuses on the dragon's curse. it wasn't burning as hot as it had been when they'd left the office, which was probably because of the cold ocean waters. but it was hot enough.] [he looks over to avi and margot, shooting them a grin.] "watch this." [he puts the blunt between his lips, leans down, breathing in, and lights it on alt's cursed scars.]

D.B. [AVI] + [GIZ]

(Jeremy and his three friends. And yes, they smoke weed

(do they smoke weed?

D.B. [AVI] + [GIZ]

(Jeremy and his three friends. And yes, they smoke weed

(stanley and his two weed-smoking semi trucks

Avi watches intently.

trapper/wade (that/it)

(stanley and his two weed-smoking semi trucks

(SBUT TBE FUCK JP LMFAO)

That felt weird. The curse lit it with ease, not like it was unused to burning things. It was a good thing it rained a lot in early winter, or that forest... Bad idea to lay down when their back was still actively boiling. Anyways, the blunt is lit with ease.

[jeremy leans back, taking the first hit and watching the smoke plume up and get ultimately snatched away by the ocean breeze. he let his head loll to the side, grinning lazily at altphonse. maybe plotting a little.] "you ever smoked before, baby?"

"Cigars, but that's about it." And metal fumes. Haha. Oops! Still... that look in Jeremy's eye. He liked it.

“Oh, man. This is wayyy different than cigars.”

[jeremy smiles, putting a hand on alt's shoulder.] "they're right. it's a bit different--i want you to breathe it into your lungs, ok? and hold it." [his scheming grin grew.] "y'ever heard of shotgunning?"

21:57

(not me being normal about this

(poor alt. doesnt know shit about smoking weed because they jsut ate it

(bc they eated it <3

<3)

(What if I eated weed. I don’t eat it because yes I did. No I didn’t ❤️

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trapper/wade (that/it)

[jeremy smiles, putting a hand on alt's shoulder.] "they're right. it's a bit different--i want you to breathe it into your lungs, ok? and hold it." [his scheming grin grew.] "y'ever heard of shotgunning?"

Well damn. They didn't know shit about this. "Alright, and... that I have not."

Alphonse!

Well damn. They didn't know shit about this. "Alright, and... that I have not."

[jeremy's grin grows toothier.] "lemme show ya. i'm gonna take a hit, and when i give it back to you, you gotta breathe it in, just like i said. that sound good?"

"Enough, I guess." Well, alright. It was something to try.

Avi snickers. “Gay.”

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"mhm. open your mouth." [jeremy takes another hit and passes the blunt to avi before leaning in, pressing his fingers lightly to alt's jaw, and blowing a thin stream of smoke into its mouth.]

Avi takes the blunt from Jeremy and takes a hit. After a few seconds they exhale and pass the blunt to Margot.

(KMAOOOO IM IN VC WITH WADER AND THAT SAID HEY GET ON RP U WERE HANDED THE BLUNT (edited)

(HAHAHAAHHA

(JDJSNKANDJD

Margot puts the bunt ( evildog

) to her lips…

(AY

(W

…and breathes in, inhales, and doesnt breathe out. She passes it to Jeremy.

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and then, after a moment, she blows it out through her nose.

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(4 minute long toke . good job margot

(of COURSE

trapper/wade (that/it)

"mhm. open your mouth." [jeremy takes another hit and passes the blunt to avi before leaning in, pressing his fingers lightly to alt's jaw, and blowing a thin stream of smoke into its mouth.]

It does as instructed, inhaling the smoke. Hmm. It... doesn't really start coughing. It holds on for... an awkwardly long amount of time, but when exhaling, begins to cough. There it was!

[jeremy laughs, not at him, but its a fond thing.] "here ya go, big boy--" [he grabs a bottle of water from his pack, holding it up to their mouth for it to drink as he takes another hit.]

“Haven’t done this in a while… and I’ve really been needing it.” Avi says, settling down into the shallow water.

Alt gladly takes the water, taking a nice, large swig of it. Soothed his throat rather quickly. It sighs, leaning back on its hands.

"how ya' feelin?" [he hadn't bothered to blow out the smoke, so clouds of it pool out of his mouth as he speaks] "wanna take a hit of your own? if not, i can always shotgun it to ya again..." [he raises an eyebrow.]

Alt thinks for a moment. "I'll take a hit."

[jeremy grins, passing the blunt to them.] "pass it to avi when you're done."

They take a hit, passing it to Avi while not exhaling the smoke. It holds it for a shorter amount of time this time, just basing it off of how long everyone else had. And, he doesn't cough. (edited)

[jeremy is. irrationally proud. it growlpurrs, tossing an arm around alt's shoulders and pulling it into him, relaxing against the rocks behind them.]

Avi takes another hit and sinks a little lower into the water. It passes the blunt to Margot. “Once me and my high school buddy tried to smoke at school…” It just sort of trails off.

“Mhm?” Margot prompts, inhaling again…

(CRIES

(LMAO L

…and then spluttering and coughing, she almost slides off the rock when passing the bunt to Jeremy

squarmsh

“Mhm?” Margot prompts, inhaling again…

"whuh?" Avi responds.

squarmsh

…and then spluttering and coughing, she almost slides off the rock when passing the bunt to Jeremy

(the bunt...... the weed cigarette

(RGATS WHAT IM SAYIG

trapper/wade (that/it)

[jeremy is. irrationally proud. it growlpurrs, tossing an arm around alt's shoulders and pulling it into him, relaxing against the rocks behind them.]

Alt grins, oddly proud about Jeremy's being oddly proud of it.

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1

"you good over there?" [jeremy takes the blunt from the coughing margot, taking a hit while rummaging through his pack with his other hand. he has his first aid kit in here, and his breath mask for CPR (direct mouth to mouth was for stanley and alt only, sorry margot). he passes the blunt to altphonse, holding the smoke in for a bit before tilting his head up and blowing it into the breeze again.] (edited)

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Alt takes another hit, handing the blunt off to Avi again before summoning his notepad and paper. Ignoring Jeremy's doodles (that story had already been unlocked), it flips to an open page and begins to brainstorm, drawing something out. (edited)

[jeremy watches alt scribbling away, humming softly to himself. he caught a glimpse of one of its anatomy drawings as he had flipped through the notepad, and started giggling a bit manically.]

Avi’s started watching the horseshoe crabs again. They’re infinitely more interesting now, for some reason. (edited)

[jeremy's started playing with alt's hair, which was only a bit damp at this point. he'd pulled alt closer against him, using both his hands to braid its hair. except he didn't seem to realize that he doesn't know how to braid. it was looking worse by the minute.]

“You guys ever think about like. Living underwater… what it’s like…”

"i dont even know what living above water is like"

23:59

"

i am dead"

“Me too, Sometimes.”

Alt continues scribbling. Looking at the design carefully, it doesn't even notice Jeremy's rancid attempt at a braid. "Flying buttresses wouldn't work with sand, not at this scale..." It trails off, thinking more and erasing part of the design. "It can't be too complicated, either..............." More erasing. "But it should look... at least somewhat like a castle, right? You think a castle's good?"

"heh.. buttresses..." [jeremy blinks, processing the rest of alt's words. his eyes go wide, and he starts to get excited. his eyes flit over the design alt had drawn on the notepad.] ""oh my god. thats so fuckin cool oh my god alphonse are we gonna build a sand castle?"

"A castle it is, then... and, yeah, yeah. I saw one when we first came in here, though it was like. beat to shit by the wind I think. but yeah. a sand castle." It continues tweaking the design, sharpening edges or rounding out corners... adding windows, figuring out a drawbridge, perhaps a mote... all the little fixes and details were mumbled out as they did them.

[jeremy wondered if one of his memory flashes would take the opportunity to show up, but when none did, he just got even more excited.] "i dont think i've ever made one before. this is gonna fuck--do you think i could put some fish in the mote?" [he points at the drawing, where the mote was being drawn] "i saw some minnows around the shallower areas, i bet i could catch em. we'd take em out once the water starts to get stale, of course... or we could just eat em. i'm kinda hungry." [a horseshoe crab made the mistake of getting too close to jeremy. he eyes it.]

"You could eat sand." Alt offers, actually kinda seriously. "Wait, you can't eat that. hmm" It forgets it was trying to help jeremy after a few moments of pretty much no thinking happening, returning to drawing more. Adding measurements and angles and stuff.

[jeremy thinks it over, very seriously.] "i could..." [the crab gets closer. jeremy snatches it up and, without hesitation, takes a fucking bite. the crunch of its shell sounds disgusting. jeremy keeps staring at alt's hands as he draws, spitting bits of shell out of the corner of its mouth like sunflower seeds, letting them fall onto the sand. the crab was starting to stop moving.] [he holds it up to alt's mouth, still chewing.] "want some?"

Alt mindlessly bites down. It just barely missed biting any of Jeremy's fingers.

[jeremy takes the crab back, apparently not worried about its fingers, and bites off one of the wiggling legs.]

Avi jumps a little at Jeremy eating the horseshoe crab. “DUDE…!” It says, clearly a little upset.

"whuh?" [jeremy looks up at them, then down at the crab, which was finally dead. then back up at avi.] "id share but i dont like you Like That."

00:29

"youre like a.......... like a friend or something. but cooler."

“I was watchin’ that guy…”

"yer watchin me eat 'im now. lol"

00:34

[it takes another bite. half the crab is gone. it holds it back up to alt.]

Alt takes another bite. It again, barely misses Jeremy's fingers.

[jeremy's zoned out at this point, looking at alt's hands. he doesnt move the crab.]

“I have to turn em over all the time on the beach,,, they always get stuck on their backs like turtles,,,”

"... turtles, huh?.........."

Kevin appears, eats the blunt, and leaves.

(HAHAHHAHAHA

00:41

".... kevin alert haha"

Alt continues thoughtlessly munchin' a crunchin' away.

“Wha…?”

[jeremy doesnt move the crab, but leans further over alt's shoulder to rip off another leg to chew on.]

“I dunno why you guys are eating that… its like… no meat in there,” (edited)

"ive got plany a meat in front of me already haha." [jeremy bites off another leg.]

Alt takes a leg off of it, using it to pick their teeth of shell fragments.

Avi makes a face.

"what. do you hate gay people. is that it." [jeremy tosses the mostly-eaten crab somewhere that doesn't matter and starts looking for another one.] "mmmmmmgh." [...] [!] [he roots around in his bag again and pulls out a unit of O-Neg blood.] "forgot i packed a snack. sweet." [it wouldnt give him any nutrition or anything, but it was mindless eating. like popcorn. he bites into the top, his teeth puncturing holes in the plastic bag, and takes a long swig. he holds it in front of alt again, forgetting it's not a crab and is, in fact, month-old blood. he's careful not to spill any on the notebook.]

“I am a gay people, dumbass.”

"myeah mneh mheaaaah"

Alt, too, takes a swig. "...pretty good. not very fresh" Doesn't stop it from taking another sippy though.

[jeremy grunts, pulling it back a bit to take another long drink, letting it dangle in its hand between them for easy access.] "best i could do. unless...?" [he looks hopefully at avi.]

Avi raises an eyebrow. “What exactly are you… asking?” (edited)

[jeremy holds up the half-empty unit of blood.] "... for a good cause."

"You wanna be a donor?" Alt leans forward, grinning. "It is, in fact, for a good cause."

"i brought my phlebotomy gear. no biting... unless you want it?" [he smiles, still hopeful]

00:58

(idiot brought phlebotomy equipment to a beach

Avi immediately feels their face heat up. just play it cool- “Yeah. Yes.”

trapper/wade (that/it)

(idiot brought phlebotomy equipment to a beach

(Gay AND a nerd? Not looking good here

" !!!!! "

Alt leans forward more, grinning more.

[jeremy grins, perking Wayyyyy up.] "c'mere? biting or no?"

(these two grinning like wild dogs staring avi down

D.B. [AVI] + [GIZ]

(Gay AND a nerd? Not looking good here

(pick a struggle

01:01

(LITERALLY

Avi flushes again and nods. “I’m fine with uh. With biting.”

"uhhuh." [jeremy looks excited, in a feral coyote sorta way. it glances to alt, before moving in towards them.]

01:07

(we had 2 seconds of talking about sandcastles its back to being gay

Alt's grin looks hungry. Like a bear fresh from hibernation. It, too, shifts towards them, placing the notepad down.

"where do you want us?" [jeremy's voice is a growl.] "i can take care of the bleeding. dont need to worry any about the aftermath. we'll be gentle."

(these two really are birds of a feather god damn

(YEAH . YEAH . makes me hrin so big and wide

01:10

(AVI IS BETWEEN THE TWO SEMI TRUCKS NOW

(also looks like the cannibal and zombie got the munchies . sorry avi <3

( bad idea to smoke with two guys who eat human flesh

01:11

(or perhaps ... a good idea?

good idea for gay people)

(

Avi pulls their hair to the side and exposes the left side of their neck.

[jeremy licks its lips. they had good jugulars, he could hear them. but he wanted to avoid any major veins or arteries.] "both sides? one for each..."

“If that works, sure.”

Alt runs its tongue over its teeth.

[jeremy nods, dragging his tongue across the area to get a feel for it. he lifts his head, turning to alt and taking its hand to guide it across its own side.] "over here is a good spot--" [he places alt's hand over the junction of the neck and shoulder.] "don't go too deep, we don't wanna hit muscle. and avoid this spot--" [it shows him where the jugulars and carotid are.] "--okay?"

Alt nods, taking the words very seriously. He was not the most experienced with biting for blood without murderous intent, so he had to take it seriously. Even if their grin only grew wider.

[jeremy growls happily at him, before turning back to Avi.] "ready?"

(CAN WE PAUSE FOR JUST A SEC I gotta shower lol

01:24

(Brb in like 10 minutes

(oh fuck its past midnight..........

(AL

(im an eepy guy ........... but i dont have responsibilities until 5 pm. ough

(hrmmm. the choice is yours

(oh fuck choices i cant make those

( i will 100% wait till tomorrow if u wanna eep but ill also 100% stay up whether its rp or not so . i have nothing at stake here

01:26

(hi swarm

(have yall been…… gay…. in here squinty

(we boutta be lol

(hi i slept im not normal anymore

(coughs loudly no sand comes out anymore (edited)

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squarmsh

(hi i slept im not normal anymore

(good for you! take another one

01:27

(WAIT #ooc-discussion

trapper/wade (that/it)

(good for you! take another one

(NOOOUR i only have 3 left…. and im gonna actually sleep soon

01:29

(otherwize. KeepEmGuessing

(heh

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[jeremy growls happily at him, before turning back to Avi.] "ready?"

Avi nods, closing their eyes.

[jeremy looks over at alt, grinning crookedly.] "awwwwwe are we on a dinner date right now?"

Alt barks out a laugh, meeting Jeremy's gaze. "I won't say no." They lick their chops as it looks back at Avi. "You first?" He asks Jeremy.

"such a gentleman." [jeremy chuckles, but his voice is a deep growl and he's already diving into avi's shoulder, biting down and feeling the hot blood gush into its mouth.]

Avi gasps as they feel Jeremy’s teeth Pierce the flesh of its neck. It hurts at first, but not as much as it expected.

Alt does not wait before mirroring Jeremy, biting into Avi's other shoulder. He grasps Avi's bicep, greedily drinking the blood that spilled from the new wound.

[jeremy grabs alt's hand, squeezing twice. they're good for now, but he can feel avi's blood pressure getting lower the more they drink.] [it had been a few days since he'd fed last, and GOD did he need it--he laps up the blood, still latched into avi's shoulder, drinking it as fast as it floods up. his high was being overshadowed by his hunger, but even that was quickly sated.]

Avi sighs, their hand comes up to meet alt’s at their bicep.

Alt feels the confirmation, continuing to consume. They grin into the bite, thumb rubbing over Avi's arm as it drinks more.

[jeremy drinks until it feels avi's pulse slow and their blood pressure drop as low as it felt safe letting it go. it squeezes alt's hand once, then pulls out its teeth, lapping at the animalistic bite mark it had left. the bleeding stops pretty quick. he's panting, each breath sounding like a low, rumbling growl.]

Avi groans and relaxes, letting itself slide a little further into the water.

Alt separates, tongue running over the punctured skin lazily and catching any blood that had begun to run down Avi's skin. It tasted of salt, but it was not a taste that drove him away. He looks Jeremy's way with half-lidded eyes, still holding onto Avi's arm as he straightened his posture just a bit.

[jeremy moves to the shoulder alt had been feeding from, lapping the wound shut just as he had his own and rummaging with one hand in his pack. he pulled out a juicebox, not bothering to see what flavor, and pressed it into avi's hands.] "drink." [he mutters the word, still catching his breath as he pulled away from them and turned to altphonse, mirroring its expression. both their faces are absolutely covered in blood. a rumble starts deep in jeremy's throat, and with a doglike snarl he hurls himself at alt, tackling them to the ground and crashing their mouths together with an animal kiss.]

Avi takes the juice box and starts to sip. It props itself up on a nearby rock. They give the pair a lopsided smile.

Alt can't help the feral grin on its lips, unable to push it down as he reciprocates the kiss with just as much fervor, however it may have felt due to his expression. A growl escapes his throat as well. Jeremy's fed now, right? Perfect.

[jeremy's tongue laps into alt's mouth, tasting the blood, and he knew it could taste the blood on him too. it was messy in all senses of the word, all blood and spit and feral grins and wild snarls. and it was absolutely perfect.] [its hands can't seem to stay still, digging into altph's shoulders and roaming up their face and into their hair, then back down to it's sides. if it had a tail, it would be wagging.]

(make out session lasts too long sand castle cant be built anymore

(

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[jeremy's tongue laps into alt's mouth, tasting the blood, and he knew it could taste the blood on him too. it was messy in all senses of the word, all blood and spit and feral grins and wild snarls. and it was absolutely perfect.] [its hands can't seem to stay still, digging into altph's shoulders and roaming up their face and into their hair, then back down to it's sides. if it had a tail, it would be wagging.]

Alt pulls away for just a moment, letting out another growl and giving Jeremy a hungry look before biting into its shoulder. Their teeth break skin, just like Jeremy had to them before, one hand sliding into his hair as the other rests on the outside of Jeremy's thigh.

[jeremy raises its head and HOWLS, a grating, animal sound that was absolutely and completely inhuman. he's leaning into the sand now, arms bracketing alt on both sides and hands tangling in his hair. it grins, huge and bright and full of doglike teeth, licking at any bit of exposed skin on alt it can reach]

(Just realized Avi was just a juice box itself and now they’re drinking a juice box

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(gay peouple

(tch. as if youre one to talj

(tch,

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[jeremy raises its head and HOWLS, a grating, animal sound that was absolutely and completely inhuman. he's leaning into the sand now, arms bracketing alt on both sides and hands tangling in his hair. it grins, huge and bright and full of doglike teeth, licking at any bit of exposed skin on alt it can reach]

Alt lifts away, beginning to nip at Jeremy's neck playfully with laughs bubbling up from his throat.

Alphonse!

Alt lifts away, beginning to nip at Jeremy's neck playfully with laughs bubbling up from his throat.

[jeremy growls happily, tilting its neck up to give alt more room to bite and laughing at the feeling of his teeth on its neck. after a bit, he sits up, still on top of altphonse, a big dopey grin on his face as he looks down at them.] [his high is completely gone, but he still can't stop smiling at the man beneath him. he takes his hands from its hair, tracing the scars on their face, smearing whatever blood he hadn't managed to lick up yet but not really caring.] "you," [is all he says, still grinning like a fool.]

(GOD)

00:00

(the fuckingmmmmm GAH)

00:00

(LORT HAVE MERCY)

(i think we gave trav a heart attack

(Damn,,,

[Fry creeps over to a pillar #beneath-the-boardwalk and observes her friends having a "dream blunt rotation" but instead of it being a smokable drug, the only thing being passed around is Jeremy, and he is biting people for sustenance. A tiny Kevin rests upon Fry's left steel breast cover.]

(LMFAO

Avi notices fry. They’re still a little high and a little dizzy from blood loss. “Oh my gd heyyyyyy fry…”

(avi passes out and jeremy has to stop making out to help em

LOLLL)

[Fry ducks back behind the pillar.]

Margot, who has ducked the whole juice box deal, pops out of the water closer to fry. She raises her eyebrows at Fry, and then at the rest of the gang.

[Fry waves nervously, of course this feeding thing was explained to her, but goodness it never made it any less creep inducing.] "Hello my friend! I have brought Kevin, and she is small!" [She points to the left side of her top, Kevin sitting atop it.]

Margot stops a moment. blinks. “Ah, righty then.” she pushes out of the surf and onto a rock.

[Fry sets the little Kevin on the side of the pillar, away from the water. She is purring.] "Hello all!" [She hops down from the pillar and joins her friends by the water, still shivering a wee bit.]

Kevin does another flip.

(Kevin that does a flip on command)

trapper/wade (that/it)

[jeremy growls happily, tilting its neck up to give alt more room to bite and laughing at the feeling of his teeth on its neck. after a bit, he sits up, still on top of altphonse, a big dopey grin on his face as he looks down at them.] [his high is completely gone, but he still can't stop smiling at the man beneath him. he takes his hands from its hair, tracing the scars on their face, smearing whatever blood he hadn't managed to lick up yet but not really caring.] "you," [is all he says, still grinning like a fool.]

Alt's expression is just as unchanging, but his gaze shifts to Fry (not that anyone could tell). Eh, it doesn't care. Looking at Jeremy once more, his brows raise, eyes once more half-lidded as his hands move to rest on the outside of Jeremy's thighs. "Me." Their high, too, was gone. The sandcastle remained at the back of their mind.

[jeremy doesn’t notice fry yet. when avi said her name he figured they were just hungry or something—right now, he was a bit preoccupied. he leans down and draws a long, leisurely lick up alt’s face, then sets himself to leaving as many bite marks on their neck and shoulders as possible, growling playfully and lapping up the blood as he drew it]

[Fry inches over to Jeremy, rapping her fingers against her pommel. Perhaps he would notice if she got really close behind him and attempted to suplex him into the water.]

21:39

[She holds back laughter the best she can as she goes to reach around him, very slowly.]

[jeremy’s ears twitch at the sound, but he’s too busy… feeding. yeah, feeding.]

[Fry nods at Altphonse, please by the godesses let him get the idea.]

(

(they don't and fry gets blasted into the water with the force of a freight train)

Alt watches Fry, debating very heavily on stopping it. Of course, he was a bit enthralled with this activity, but... hell, he was curious. The nod makes its eyes take on a more evil look, expression dark despite the bright grin. (edited)

[Fry grins back.]

[jeremy tastes a difference in alt’s pulse. he lifts his head, narrowing his eyes and looks at it. none the wiser.]

Alt playfully snaps at him.

[jeremy claps a hand over its mouth, frowning deeply.] “what’s…?”

[Fry leans in, and clasps her arms around Jeremy's torso!]

21:46

?roll d20

@travis! (Fry, Tullick, Robo-Fry) You rolled 1

(LMFAOOOOO)

(A WHAT FUCK)

(L (edited)

(SON OF A BITCH)

(heh. bet i could do better

(LMFAOOO GET DICKED

[Fry's hands slip out from under Jeremy's torso!]

21:47

(fuck you BRO YOU CANT)

[jeremy’s eyes widen, feeling the fumble behind him. his spine goes rigid, and he launches himself off alt, twisting in the air to tackle this newcomer to the ground with a snarl.] “…” [he knew that familiar head of red hair. he pauses over her where his teeth had been bared, and visibly relaxed as he recognizes her.] “… oh hey fry. christ, i couldve bit you, you got a death wish?” [some of alt’s blood falls from his face and onto hers.]

[Fry freezes up at the grisly looking sight and flops off of the spot underneath the boardwalk and into the water, mouth agape.]

21:52

[From within the water, a gurgle that vaguely sounds like "Horrific" bubbles up.]

[jeremy relaxes into the sand, sitting comfortably and grinning as he picks at his teeth]

Alt hums, rolling onto its side and propping his head up on their hand. A brow raises at the word, watching Fry beneath the water passively.

[The bikini clad paladin crawls out of the water and shakily pulls herself onto the sand underneath the boardwalk once more.]

21:54

[She looks up at Jeremy.]

[jeremy waves back. the hand has blood on it too.]

"You require cleaning. Or perhaps a lesson on how to drink liquid!"

21:56

[She flops her head onto the sand.]

“what liquids do you think i drink, fry”

"Liquid liquid!" (edited)

“be a bit more specific. that could mean anything” [he’s leaning back on his palms, smiling teasingly.]

[She weakly punches Jeremy on the leg.] "I hope you feel good about what you have done, I just dried off recently!" [Fry looks up and shoots a snarky smile at Jeremy.]

Alt watches, sliding to sit up after a moment and moving over to his notepad. It was still open to his design, and it began double checking over it... They were deep in thought, lifting the pencil to tap on their bottom lip.

[jeremy watches from its spot, deciding to lay back on the sand and stretch widely.] “mmmmmh. dinner was good. i bet we can put this energy to some good use, right alph?” [he sighs happily, then decides to clarify.] “the sandcastle.”

[Fry pulls herself off the ground and rinses her arms and legs before stepping over to Altphonse.] "Hello Alphonse! May I ask what you have here?" [She's a wee bit giddy, thinking about what her warrior friend's potential designs could be.]

22:07

"A creation magic user's designs are always a wondrous thing."

(friend......... im soft

Small Kevin hops onto Fry's back.

3

[Fry smiles a little bit wider, feeling the small catgirl's presence.]

Avi finishes off their juice box. They’re feeling a little better, now. Still a little dizzy, but fine.

D.B. [AVI] + [GIZ]

Avi finishes off their juice box. They’re feeling a little better, now. Still a little dizzy, but fine.

[jeremy glances at them] "oh shit. shit--" [yeah, file had been right about the first aid--he pulls a full, extensively packed kit from his bag and scrambles over to avi.] "oh my god im so sorry, my aftercare's usually way better than this holy fuck--" [it scrambles to disinfect both wounds and put antibacterials on them before wrapping them both up to keep them free of sand.] "--i was just a little..." [he glances at alt, running his tongue over his teeth.] "... distracted?"

“Yeah, I’m gonna have to remove a star from the review I publish.” Avi jokes. They grimace when Jeremy applies the disinfectant, but otherwise, the pain is minimal. Less than they would expect from two bite wounds.

D.B. [AVI] + [GIZ]

“Yeah, I’m gonna have to remove a star from the review I publish.” Avi jokes. They grimace when Jeremy applies the disinfectant, but otherwise, the pain is minimal. Less than they would expect from two bite wounds.

"oh no. a fate worse than death--and i'd know." [it chuckles, tying off the bandage.] "let me know when they start hurting again and i'll give 'em a few good licks. alphonse's is gonna start hurting sooner, and is gonna be way more sore than mine. they wish they had my spit, but i guess you can't have it all, huh?"

“Lot of people seem to want your spit, man.” Avi chuckles. They prop itself up on the rock again, sitting up straight.

[jeremy sits up a little straighter, and cant help but grin. he feels.... way too flattered at that.] "well! can you blame them?" [it gestures at its rotting body, the half of its face it has left grinning with its mouthful of canines]

23:26

(not that first bit being my irl reaction at that LMFAO

(GOOD

23:31

(My best one liner yet

23:32

Avi grins. They shrug. “Yeah, sure. You’re hot in a kinda… night of the living dead way.”

[jeremy grins even wider.] [he looks from avi, to alt, to avi again, as if to say '!!!! did you hear what it said !!!!!!'] [again, if he had a tail it would be wagging. probably good that he didnt, for anyone who didn't want a cloud of sand slung their way.]

Small Kevin scuttles around all over Fry for fun.

Avi keeps smiling. “Yeah, yeah. Don’t let it all go to your head.” It goes to rub its neck and they feel the bandages. It blushes.

[Fry giggles, Small Kevin's movements are awfully tickle inducing.]

trapper/wade (that/it)

[jeremy grins even wider.] [he looks from avi, to alt, to avi again, as if to say '!!!! did you hear what it said !!!!!!'] [again, if he had a tail it would be wagging. probably good that he didnt, for anyone who didn't want a cloud of sand slung their way.]

Alt grins, watching Jeremy's excitement with grossly (for him) fond eyes, before looking over at Fry. "It's a design for a sandcastle." It lifts the pad, showing her the side with the drawing on it. It was surprisingly legible, with little notes about design details and structural integrity and all that stuff, along with some simple measurements.

[Jeremy packs his med bag back up, getting to his feet and stretching before. walking over to alt and peering over their shoulder. it looks real damn good—not that it could read all the numbers and architect nerd shit. he was going purely off aesthetics, and lets out a low whistle at the drawing.] “well? we buildin that bad boy, or what?” [it holds one hand to alt and another to fry, offering to help them to their feet.]

Avi looks over to the group. "A sandcastle?"

Alt nods, taking Jeremy's hand after resisting the urge to just pull it into the sand and standing. "I could design some more, if you would like to build one on your own... unless you all wish to make this sandcastle large enough for us all to work on comfortably?"

[jeremy hauls him up and looks him straight in the eye, completely serious in his question.] “what’s the biggest we can make this thing.”

Avi gets to its feet and wanders over to Jeremy, Fry, and Alt.

Alt thinks. "If we build it smart..." Looking over the drawing, it traces the overall measurements of height and width. "...7 feet wide and long, 5 feet tall. If we build it not smart, 4 and a half feet wide and long and 3 feet tall. Using wet sand and packing it tightly is needed."

[jeremy grins.] “will we be able to crawl inside?” [he’s asking for normal reasons.]

15:38

[…] [no he’s not]

"One person could fit comfortably if sitting down, but getting inside would be an issue..." Alt was not even thinking about anything but the building.

[jeremy sighs. he tucks that idea away for another time.] “i’m gonna do my damndest to build it smart for ya, then. lord willin’.”

15:44

(gonna be hard for this fool

15:44

(one track mind and no knowledge of non-medical math or physics

“Can I help?” Avi asks. It’s looking at the plans over Jeremy’s shoulder. “I’ve done this plenty of times back home.”

"It would be greatly appreciated if we're making this at full size. The more people the better." In full building mode, it seemed. Fully concentrated on making this sandcastle. "Of course to all those who will work with us, I am not expecting it to be exactly like the picture; it's more of a guide. Do all that you want. This is for fun, after all..." It looks over the plans some more, verifying again that things were correct.

Alphonse!

Alt grins, watching Jeremy's excitement with grossly (for him) fond eyes, before looking over at Fry. "It's a design for a sandcastle." It lifts the pad, showing her the side with the drawing on it. It was surprisingly legible, with little notes about design details and structural integrity and all that stuff, along with some simple measurements.

[Fry grins.] "I know quite the array of things about sand castles, those trenches off on the lower side of the beach were a collaborative effort." [Fry grips Jeremy's hand.]

18:04

"Allow me to assist you."

travis! (Fry, Tullick, Robo-Fry)

[Fry grins.] "I know quite the array of things about sand castles, those trenches off on the lower side of the beach were a collaborative effort." [Fry grips Jeremy's hand.]

[jeremy hauls fry to her feet too. he misjudges though, and uses the same amount of force it had used for altph.]

?roll d20

@travis! (Fry, Tullick, Robo-Fry) You rolled 8

[Fry is yoinked from the ground and stumbles onto her knees.] "Alright now! I assure you that you don't need to use the strength of the godesses to pull me up! My swimwear may be steel, but I am not that heavy!"

“huh” [jeremy didnt seem to realize he was pulling up a 19 year old girl—that one track mind of its was still thinking bout a buff 6’2 bastard]

"My muscle mass may be more than average, but I manage my weight!" [Untrue, in her armour it is almost impossible to pick up any real speed. She does not manage her weight.]

[Jeremy is still holding both of their hands.]

"I would hit you, but you would bruise far too easily!"

(owned)

[jeremy laughs.] “as if. my normal blood don’t have the kind of circulation or consistency to bruise all that well. nice try, moron.”

(owned x2)

Alt grins, looking down at the pad before shoving it in the breast pocket of his shirt. "We ready to build?" It was rocking on its heels, excited.

[it’s excitement is contagious—to jeremy at least. he nods almost violently, eyes wide.] “to the beach?”

21:11

(trying so hard not to make a fortnite joke

21:11

(GOD WAIT. #character-discussion

[Fry stands up and slaps Jeremy on the arm.] "So be it! To the beach!"

[jeremy doesn’t bruise]

[Fry tries to remember all the swear words she heard Jeremy say. Perhaps she must make use of them.]

“To the beach!”

"To the beach." Alt takes off running, dragging Jeremy and in turn Fry forward. It does not seem to notice or care about File being a snake.

(HELP)

To the #the-lower-beach!

Avi follows suit. (edited)